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A couple tries to get a deal on a custom bed.

John gets a distress call from Paul, his ex-wife's new husband; in "Love and the Joker," Bill's practical jokes threaten his romance.

Ralph and Betty are about to be married. "Love and the Rug" Jerry confesses to his bride-to-be that he is bald.

A gangster is very protective of his daughter and whom she dates.

The Mayberry church committee goes to Siler City in search of a bell for their steeple.

The town turns out for a welcoming of their sister city from Mexico.

Andy returns to Mayberry with his wife Helen and their new baby.

Sam, Millie, Howard and Emmett help an old friend to keep his business open.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host.

Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike.

Mike's horoscope predicts that a strange woman will come into his life.

An ex-convict ask Bill for help finding a job.

A woman columnist deflates Danny's ego.

New parents fret over the health of their baby.

Ernie's (Barry Livingston) Latin American pen pal astonishes him by showing up in person at the Douglas home.

Ernie (Barry Livingston), convinced he has ESP, predicts disaster if Robbie and Katie (Don Grady, Tina Cole) keep a doctor's appointment.

Harry makes Lucy work the weekend while he takes the kids to Mexico.

Lucy and the Countess are invited to an annual wine-tasting contest.

At the insistence of a domineering guest star, Rob takes over as producer of "The Alan Brady Show.".

When Rhoda introduces her boyfriend to Mary, he becomes interested in her.

Potsie panics when he faces the fraternity initiation for being pinned to a sorority girl.

Shirley is infuriated when she sees Rhonda wearing a fur coat.

Isaac helps a widow's son (Emmanuel Lewis); a blind woman thinks she's found a man she loved; a federal agent uses a girl's friendship.

A dying woman meets a man trying to get into heaven; Gopher's old flame seeks a marriage proposal; a woman harasses a soap-opera star.

Mrs. Drysdale's attempt to grow prize-winning dahlias renews her feud with Granny.

The Clampetts learn that they have inherited a castle and prepare for a journey to England.

The Harpers hope to cure Mama of her addiction to home-shopping TV shows.

Iola and Mama set out to prove that Vint isn't Raytown's serial burglar.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

When a crowded subway is invaded by an obnoxious drunk, Mike violates one of his strongest principles.

The Bunker home is ravaged by fire -- then by Archie -- in an effort to collect more insurance money.

Melanie, Joy and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, but they discover that Elka has a long history with the club's president.

Joy dates a guy she thinks is her teen crush; Victoria wants to fire the cleaning-averse housekeeper; Melanie's pretentious professor date makes her feel stupid; Elka's fed up with her writing partner.

Rob learns that a song he helped write is about to become a hit.

The Petries face a problem when Ritchie is beaten up by a girl.

Norm cannot be moved when he injures his back while painting Frasier and Lilith's apartment.

Cliff prepares for the worst when he introduces his mother to Margaret; Rebecca's fertility plan leaves Sam cold.

Bobby agrees to be Tony's agent; he is shocked when Tony gets hired at his first audition.

Oscar's dentist invents a superglue, offering him a piece of the action for front money.

A blind-date-initiated, 12-hour romance culminates in Carol Kester's civil marriage to a handsome travel agent (Will Mackenzie).

Max and 99 have a misunderstanding over a beautiful scientist.

Part 1/2. Hoping to win cash and prizes, Ralph and Ed enter as many box-top contests as they can.

Bilko vacations in the same place as the colonel.

Guests: Rock Hudson and Nancy Walker.

Maynard claims a squirrel gave him money.

To focus Mr. Boynton's attention back on herself, Miss Brooks has Walter bury some old bones in her backyard to get him interested in hunting for her fossils.

The Hooterville fire department finds themselves embarrassed when they need to call in help to put out a fire in the Cannonball.

Pollution protestor Ann pickets Don's building.

D.J. the baby sitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater.

Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money.

Stephanie and D.J. are star struck when Danny brings Tommy Page home to sing at Stephanie's birthday party.

Stephanie challenges the winner (Jared Leong) of the school spelling contest to a one-on-one competition.

When the Bradys' dog disappears, the family gets together to post a reward to anyone who finds him.

Cissy's friend (Darlene Carr) has a huge crush on Bill.

Danny's feelings are hurt when Rusty's Scout troop asks Jack Benny to perform at a benefit.

To meet a boy, Mary bribes Jeff to attend a party.

Steve and his business partner face a problem when their children develop an immediate dislike for each other.

Ernie (Barry Livingston) attempts to remake his image when Margaret Crookshank refuses to give him a second look.

Kim must raffle off a sports car she won in order to pay the tax.

The Countess enlists Lucy's aid in getting financial backing for a charm school.

Rob's and Laura's parents compete for the couple's favor in the choice of which family plot to be buried in.

Mary comes to regret her decision to hire Phyllis as her newsroom assistant.

Howard is finally persuaded to allow Joanie to go on a date; Joanie gets her first kiss.

Carmine auditions to play a boxer in a movie after Rhonda convinces her she is right for the part.

Vicki learns of her father's alcoholism; a widow searches for her college beau; a woman aids her supposedly amnesiac former fiance.

April Lopez boards ship; rich brothers bet they will not fall in love; a reporter (Ralph Bellamy) pursues a woman to get a major story.

The Clampetts arrive in London, where Granny encounters difficulty.

The Clampetts arrive at their inherited English castle, and Jethro insists on acting like a medieval knight.

Even though Naomi and Vint separate, they must continue to live with Mama.

Mama has a new outlook on life when she's almost hit by lightning.

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

A game of Scrabble causes a huge fight between Gloria and Mike, forcing Mike to spend the night with Archie.

The newspaper accuses Archie's "Kings of Queens" club of being bigoted, which causes them to fear protests and the loss of their tax exempt status.

The ladies celebrate their annual birth dates; Elka thinks her date might be Santa Claus; Victoria reunites with Captain Lebeau; Melanie's date has a high-pitched voice; Joy becomes a man's first date since he left priesthood.

Joy starts a whirlwind romance with George (Kevin Nealon); Victoria undertakes celebrity shoe designing and puts Melanie and Joy in her runway show.

Nobody really knows what Sally's new boyfriend does for a living.

Rob recalls the time he and his best friend tried to buy the same house.

Carla's offspring are guinea pigs for Rebecca and Sam; Cliff attempts to videotape Woody and Kelly.

Carla fears that Boston Celtics forward Kevin McHale is turning into one of the bar bunch; Lilith gets a new hairdo.

The cabbies take to the mountains and find themselves stranded in a cabin with no electricity or food.

Oscar goes on a neatness kick to win the favor of his new girlfriend.

Bob and Emily suffer international complications when they host a French psychologist in their home as part of a medical exchange program.

Max and 99 are assigned to find a KAOS communications system.

Part 2/2. Ralph wins a box-top contest by claiming to have lost 80 pounds.

Bilko holds a poker game in a dummy space chamber.

Harvey and Carol encounter a wishing well; in another installment of "The Family", Eunice and Ed suffer through Mama's recuperation after an accident.

Dobie and Chatworth vie for one girl on a date.

To keep Mr. Conklin's arch enemy, Hamilton High principal Jasper Flint, from stealing Madison's football hero Stretch Snodgrass, Miss Brooks and Conklin masquerade as Stretch's none-too-bright parents and refuse to let him change schools.

As Hooterville's bounty hunter, Uncle Joe may finally get the chance to capture someone because two escaped convicts are in the area.

Ann persuades Don to go to a women's lib meeting.

Joey falls for Danny's visiting sister, but the disappearance of her pet chimpanzee may end the romance.

Michelle discovers two sides to her character when she is told not to touch Jesse's recording equipment.

Advice from Jesse and Danny makes D.J. a nervous driver; Michelle is annoying when Stephanie has friends over.

When Jesse and Rebecca disagree over how to raise the twins, Jesse imagines them as teenagers.

The Brady home is in chaos when Carol leaves to care for an ailing aunt and Alice sprains her ankle.

Cissy gets her own apartment and new problems.

Rusty asks his father for help in his campaign for the class presidency.

Jeff is full of praise for the Stones' new neighbor.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) is cast in the role of marriage counselor by a young couple who turn to him for help.

Ernie's writing ability lands him in the dreaded special English class with a strict but efficient teacher.

Uncle Harry moves in with Lucy and refuses to help out with chores.

Lucy and the Countess visit a health farm to help out Mr. Mooney.

A scratch on Rob's brand-new car brings on a domestic crisis.

Mary decides to be absolutely honest when she learns that her income tax return is about to be audited.

Marion transforms herself into a veiled beauty when she fears she might lose Howard to a younger woman.

The girls avenge their treatment at the hands of a nasty singing star by selling gossip.

The beau of Doc's ex-wife observes Doc's methods; a new divorcee confides in Judy; a girl learns of her uncle's (Patrick Macnee) past.

Gopher and Isaac are suspicious of Judy's beau; a consumer advocate threatens to cause a scandal; a wife decides to have an affair.

The Clampetts have to pay $10 million tax on their castle in England.

Jethro continues to masquerade as Robin Hood of Griffith Park and draws the allegiance of a band of hippies.

Mama wants to sing at Raytown's Founder's Day.

Mama develops a crush on her night-school teacher (Joseph Campanella).

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Archie and Barney's friendship becomes strained when Archie retaliates after being continually harassed by Barney's unleashed dog. When he accidentally runs the dog over and breaks its leg, he makes matters a lot worse.

Archie is obsessed with possibility of Edith inheriting her cousin's money and silverware, Edith has to convince him why she won't be taking any of it after she has a revealing conversation with Liz's longtime roommate, Veronica.

Joy accepts her dying boyfriend's (Kevin Nealon) marriage proposal; billionaire Artie Firestone (Jon Lovitz) wants Melanie and Victoria to give him a makeover; Elka's twin sister (Joan Rivers) returns for a visit.

The girls have to get their L.A. friend (Kristin Chenoweth) back together with her dermatologist boyfriend (Jonathan Silverman) or face the prospect of never getting an appointment with him again.

Laura's toe becomes stuck in a bathtub spout.

Just before they are due at a formal banquet, Rob and Laura mistakenly dye their hands black.

Sam dispatches Carla to get revenge on John Allen Hill; on horseback, Cliff suffers from pony distress.

Henri (Anthony Cistaro) upsets Woody's apple cart by proposing to Kelly (Jackie Swanson); Frasier turns to the Orient for pain relief.

The cabbies develop a strong liking for Latka's chocolate chip cookies made from his grandmother's secret recipe.

Oscar tries to cure Felix's fear of flying so he can accept a major photographic assignment.