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Alice and Trixie rebel when Ralph and Ed make it clear that they are the bosses.

An insubordinate GI thwarts Bilko's drive for glory.

Featuring clown Emmett Kelly; a musical performance from The Jackson 5; Carol in a dual role for the movie spoof, A Swiped Life.

Maynard and Dobie help at a home for boys.

After overhearing part of a conversation, Conklin thinks Miss Brooks is about to replace him as principal.

A US government top secret camera falls out a plane right into Hooterville hotel. The device has a dangerous hidden detonator.

Ann and Don feel a terrific amount of personal pressure when she becomes his secretary.

Michelle sets out to prove everyone wrong when she enters the Downhill Derby race.

Michelle finds herself in trouble when she is forced to choose between friends.

Danny and D.J.'s blind dates end up flirting with each other; Jesse plans for Mother's Day.

Joey runs for PTA president after the school cancels Michelle's favorite class.

Marcia's slumber party plans may be laid to rest when the school principal (E.G. Marshall) calls her parents.

Buffy's hamster runs away in the park.

Danny meets with successful school friends -- and then dreams of becoming a surgeon, a scientist and a diplomat.

Jeff feels responsible for a neighbor's accident.

Steve's (Fred MacMurray) old girlfriend, now a rich divorcee, comes to town and gives Barbara (Beverly Garland) a few jealous moments.

Robbie pays a disappointing visit to his old hometown and learns the truth of the adage "You can't go home again.".

Lucy is quarantined with newly returned astronauts.

Lucy and her new girlfriend, Joan, set out to impress their handsome neighbor.

Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage baby sitter has a crush on Laura.

Lou leaves Mary in charge of the newsroom when he checks into the hospital for minor surgery.

Richie and Lori Beth end up going different ways for a weekend at the Blue Ox Inn.

Laverne visits a convent to contemplate her sins and discovers all the nuns have taken a vow of silence.

The Mermaids' choreographer charms Isaac; Gopher plays mediator; Doc looks after Gopher's girlfriend; Judy falls for a mysterious man.

The Temptations board with their manager; a loan shark (Vic Tayback) bargains for a date; the captain becomes involved in a kidnapping.

Jed decides to withdraw his $80 million from the bank and give it to England.

The Clampetts invade England again to visit their castle and return Canada to the Queen.

Mama has visions of her overbearing mother.

Mama disrupts Vint's plans to join an elite poker club.

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Saying goodbye to Mike and Gloria before they leave for California proves traumatic for the Bunkers.

Edith's cousin Floyd drops in with hopes of leaving his daughter with the Bunkers.

Elka and Mamie's illegal business activities endanger the group; a local mobster and his mother offer help.

Victoria is tricked into coming home for a visit, only to find her mother in an alarming state; Joy and Melanie revisit the '70s; Elka offers Penny advice.

Rob recalls the time he was out of work and Laura was expecting Ritchie.

Rob accuses his friend of taking his missing watch.

Rebecca's father (Robert Prosky) visits, with some stern advice for his unmarried daughter; Woody wants Kelly to move in with him.

Frasier goes out on his first date since his marriage ended; Cliff begins a business venture with his new video camera.

Louie sneaks Bobby's hateful letter to a critic to the newspaper.

Oscar takes a job with a radio station as a sports talk show host.

The Hartleys miss a Fourth of July Bicentennial party when they are trapped in a storage locker.

Max intercepts part of a formula for a deadly explosive KAOS is creating.

Ralph's brother-in-law (Pat Harrington) asks him for money to buy a hotel.

A society girl refuses to be the queen of the Motor Pool Mardi Gras.

The Family steps out as Mama, Eunice, and Ed go to a fancy restaurant; Tim's Oldest Man is a Wild West sheriff.

Dobie learns about his brilliant namesake.

Madison High protects its star athlete from Mr. Conklin's wrath.

Uncle Joe and the girls are forced to find employment when Homer arranges for the bank to foreclose Kate's mortgage.

Mystery surrounds a baseball Ann bought at an auction.

Jesse and Joey realize the time has come for them to find their own homes when a tycoon (Keene Curtis) makes a lucrative offer for Danny's house.

Comet the dog runs away, prompting Michelle to search the streets of San Francisco.

Nicky and Alex begin preschool, much to Jesse's consternation.

Stephanie is confused at her first real party; Jesse's band replaces him with former "Brady Bunch" cast member Barry Williams.

Marcia becomes infatuated with a boy who seems to be more interested in insects than girls.

Cissy plans to stay out all night after graduating from high school.

Kathy decides to pursue a career in fashion.

Mary keeps the secret of a friend planning to elope.

Barbara loses the feeling that she is a guest in her own home when Steve leaves town and she confronts one of Chip's teachers.

A special project at the plant keeps Steve and Robbie so busy nights that their wives decide to visit them.

Lucy and Kim plan a bogus counterfeiting operation to pressure Harry into giving Lucy a raise.

Lucy takes a stuntman's place in a movie dressed as a cowboy.

Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.

Upon meeting an old boyfriend and his fiancee, Mary sets off an unexpected chain of events.

Howard joins Fonzie as a holdout against their fellow jurors in a purse-snatching case.

Laverne joins a dance troupe to rescue Squiggy, who is being held captive by KGB men.

A woman (Marion Ross) dodges Andy Warhol; a couple (Andy Griffith, Cloris Leachman) searches for a rare stamp; pay rates upset Ace.

Gopher envisions the liner as a World War II troop ship en route to France; guests Charo, Nathan Cook, Stephanie Mills, Erin Moran.

Drysdale orders Jane to pose as Queen Elizabeth I, who the hillbillies think is still England's ruler.

Jethro falls for a beautiful Scot, but his hillbilly kin confuse her for her hulking brother in kilts and think Jethro is crazy.

Mama suspects Bubba of more than studying with a pretty classmate.

Mama's home may be demolished to make way for a new landfill.

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

Archie and Harry apply for partnership life insurance, and Archie fears his life may be over when an X-Ray reveals a possible spot on his liver. He decides not to tell Edith, but doesn't realize that Barney already has.

When Barney Hefner's wife wants to make up, Archie's got a better idea.

Since they both have been married several times before, Emmet searches for a way to propose.

Victoria acts as a spokesmodel and commits to a donation on national television; Joy reunites with a fireman.

Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council.

Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his opponent.

Norm's plan to avoid an IRS audit backfires; Sam tries to prevent the bar from watching an old Red Sox game.

The gang rips the bar apart when Robin returns stating that he used to hide million-dollar money belts.

The cabbies pound the pavement looking for new jobs when the Sunshine Cab Co. goes out of business.

Oscar starts dating an old flame and decides he would like to marry her.

Bob's therapy group gets a surprise when a patient (Howard Hesseman) announces that he is gay.

Max romances a KAOS agent, all in the line of duty, of course.

Ralph and Alice appear on "Beat the Clock.".

Bilko bets on a soldier who is participating in an eating contest.

Guest star Joanne Woodward spends an evening with The Family in this episode; Joanne plays a past schoolmate of Eunice's whose return to town for a visit upsets Mama and Ed's expectations of Eunice.

Maynard decides to tell only the truth.

Connie plans a birthday party for her landlady.

Betty Jo's pal, Willie, has a knack for the roulette wheel. Uncle Joe plans to use his ability to save the whole valley from foreclosure by Homer Bedloe.

Police raid a club where waitress Ann is serving mobsters.

Michelle accidentally reveals her secret club; Kimmy dates D.J.'s ex-boyfriend.

Substitute teacher Joey disciplines Michelle in front of the class.

Michelle's new pet burro makes life miserable until Jesse discovers that music soothes the savage beast.

Jesse puts a new band together and books a series of out-of-town gigs; D.J. falls for the new guitarist.

Greg is in hot water after he collects money for rides from his brothers and sisters.

The siblings' long-absent grandfather pays a visit.

Danny discovers Rusty is a gang member.

Jeff hides a runaway friend in the basement.

Ernie (Barry Livingston) becomes the unwilling object of the affection of Dodie's (Dawn Lyn) 6-year-old friend Beatrice.

A bearded man of mystery confounds the Douglas family and authorities alike. With Fred MacMurray, Don Grady and Tim Considine.

Lucy shares a seat on a ski lift with Dinah Shore.

Lucy and the Countess get involved with a pregnant racehorse.

Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town.

Lou achieves his lifelong ambition to be the owner of a bar.

An accident at Al's causes Fonzie to lose his sight and his spirit.

Laverne pretends to be pregnant in order to win prizes in a contest for mothers-to-be.

Swindlers target Doc; newlyweds battle; a foe threatens reunited lovers; two women search for wealthy husbands.

Swindlers target Doc; newlyweds battle; a foe threatens reunited lovers; two women search for wealthy husbands.

Granny plans a trip to Hooterville, but gets sidetracked when she thinks that Jed is planning to marry Hathaway.

Jethro hires a gorgeous Italian girl who cooks masterfully but doesn't know a word of English.

An answering machine and a stray dog give Mama the wrong idea.

Vint and Naomi compete against Mama and her friend in a dance contest.

Fred is injured and hospitalized while witnessing an attempted murder.

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Archie insists that a new home be found for Stephanie, but Edith has other ideas.

After an elderly aunt dies alone and unloved, Edith is the only one who comes to pay final respects.

The women try to make Wilbur's first birthday memorable; Melanie and Alec consider having a family together.

Melanie rebounds with Danny; Victoria hires a lawyer to help Emmet; Joy and Elka attend film class.

Mel takes Rob's advice to stand up to Alan Brady -- and is promptly fired.

Rob and Laura remember the time they completed an application for a $10 divorce.

Carla's daughter announces she is pregnant and is going to marry the father; Carla's ex-husband and his wife show up at the wedding.

Rebecca convinces the others to throw a party for Frasier, who is despondent over his impending divorce.

The cabbies meet one month after the closing of the Sunshine Cab Co. to discuss what great careers they have found.

Oscar finds a friend with inside information at the racetrack and starts to win every bet he makes.

While Bob and Emily are on vacation, Howard undergoes a crash psychological program that changes his entire personality.

Smart seeks a lost gold mine; KAOS robs CONTROL and has financial problems.

Ralph finds a love letter written by Ed and assumes he composed it for Alice; he takes it to a handwriting analyst.

Hall wants the gambling stopped at Fort Baxter.

Jack Klugman is tonight's guest star; Jack plays a skeptical man annoyed by his sister-in-law's visiting date: a clairvoyant; Carol, Tim and Harvey get a little work done in a very tiny office.

Dobie writes a sensational news story about a teacher.

Connie's furious when a penny scale refuses to register her weight.

Uncle Joe thinks that it is time for Hooterville to elect a mayor and sees himself as an excellent candidate.

One of Ann's best friends gets a role in a Broadway play, and Ann becomes her understudy.

When Danny starts dating a new acquaintance (Andrea Walker), Michelle feels left out and tries to break them up.

After Stephanie goes joy riding with older friends, D.J. must discourage her from more dangerous acts.

When Kimmy gets drunk at a fraternity party, D.J. must decide how to help her.

D.J. must choose between two boys (Jason Marsden, David Lipper) who want to date her; Michelle crusades to clean up a playground.

The boys find a wallet with $1,100 in a parking lot while playing football. The kids argue about who gets to keep the money and finally agree about sharing it but, the owner comes forward after seeing the ad in the lost and found section.

French and the twins are snowbound in Vermont.

Lucille Ball wreaks havoc at Danny's house. Desi Arnaz also guest stars.

Donna lectures a disc jockey on the job of housewife.

Dodie calls on her new big brothers to help fight her battles on the school playground.

Robbie and Katie (Don Grady, Tina Cole) have an unpleasant personality clash with the couple in the next apartment.

Lucy plays saxophone in an all-nun band.

Lucy winds up in Danny Thomas' chorus line.

Sally Rogers is romanced by her "secret" admirer -- the owner of Monker's Delicatessen.

Mary and Rhoda have a talk with Ted's girlfriend, Georgette, who they think is being taken for granted.

Fonzie is forced to give Richie some lessons in love; Richie is caught two timing Lori Beth.

Squiggy books Laverne's group of classical musicians for a rock concert.

Judy's soap-star aunt (Carol Channing) boards; a health-book author (Charles Frank) finds out what ails him; three women court Ace.

Julie McCoy Chenault (Lauren Tewes) comes back; Ace must prove himself by firing two employees; a police detective woos mermaid Amy.

Jethro begins dressing and acting like the noblest Roman of them all to win the hand of Marie, the cook.

The hillbillies get to play the part of gangsters when Mr. Drysdale makes a commercial for his bank.

Mama earmarks her life savings for a perfect funeral.

Mama believes the lottery is for losers until she gives Iola a winning ticket.

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Archie and Edith spend a country weekend in the middle of their neighbor's stormy marriage.

Practical joker Pinky's gag leaves Archie with some very strange bedfellows.

The ladies begin to reminisce about their favorite moments and bloopers from Season 4.

Joy must host a traditional Indian dinner party; Victoria's wedding planner arrives; Elka auditions for a play.

As a gag, Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show.

Buddy is either seeking therapy or having an affair.

Lilith returns from the Eco-pod to talk with Frasier about their divorce, but they are held at gunpoint by her jealous lover.

Sam regrets inviting the bar's former owner to run Cheers for a night; Cliff borrows his mother's car.

When Latka is rejected by a young woman, he sets out to acquire the mannerisms of a swinging American bachelor.

Felix, his cousin Ben and Oscar all face jail for fraud in one of Felix's advertising schemes.

The Hartley apartment becomes a hot-and-cold battleground when the good doctor declares psychological warfare on his landlord.

Max must switch a code-key document for a fake without KAOS catching on.

Ralph wants to write songs with Norton.

Bilko pretends he has a rare disease when he hears about plans for a bivouac.

Ed prepares to leave on an out-of-town trip, but Eunice and Mickey want to come along; Harvey and Carol can't stop making little digs at each other.

Dobie exploits Maynard's ability to find lost things.

Connie helps Mr. Conklin prepare for a visit from the state education department.

The Tanners become a TV ratings family, and ALF decides to rig the system so that his favorite program becomes a hit.

ALF becomes the star attraction at the Tanners' Halloween party. With Anne Schedeen and Andrea Elson.

When Danny quits his show after Rebecca is named producer, Jesse and Michelle try to reunite them.

On Super Bowl Sunday, Joey is in charge of Michelle's science club; D.J.'s scholarship adviser visits.

Rapid foot growth alarms Michelle so she tries to shrink her feet; Jesse coaches Rebecca in singing.

After being recruited by D.J. to play in a charity basketball game, Jesse gets tips from Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Fans throng the Monkees' first concert tour.

Davy unwisely falls for a bandit's girlfriend.

Visiting an elephant conservation sanctuary in Florida to learn more about the large animals.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Michelle pairs with friend Teddy for Valentine's Day; Rebecca thinks her marriage lacks romance.

Jesse agrees to manage Stephanie's band, then is fired when the girls don't like what he has to say.

D.J. tries to stop Kimmy from eloping with her new boyfriend; Joey gets an opportunity to meet the Queen of England.

When D.J.'s prank backfires, Jesse decides to take the blame.

Marcia brags that she can get Davy Jones to perform for the school prom, then begins vigorously to get him to actually appear.

Mike attempts to surprise Carol with a photograph of the children for their anniversary.

Bobby and Cindy try to prove their worth by setting a new world's teeter-totter record.

Annoyed at being so small, Bobby tries exercises to make himself taller.

Gilligan believes he's an old man when hair turns white overnight.

Gilligan meets Dr. Boris Balinkoff, who mesmerizes him into obeying his every command.

Special berries are needed to restore Gilligan's inverted vision.

Skipper and Gilligan find a top-secret attache case while fishing.

The platoon is ordered to sea duty and Gomer disobeys orders by bringing a stray cat on board.

Gomer goofs up a simple reconnaissance mission when the platoon is on sea maneuvers.

Carter foolishly challenges the fleet's retired boxing champion to a fight.

Gomer becomes a very valuable man when he witnesses an automobile accident involving Carter.

The Clampetts travel to Hooterville to spend Thanksgiving with their friends.

Mr. Drysdale has Dash Riprock pose as farm boy Homer Noodleman to try to win Elly.

Jethro tells Jed and Granny they're no longer "with it" and trades the family truck for a new hot rod.

Mr. Drysdale is jailed for transporting Granny's white lightning and Elly's drunken bear in Jethro's truck.

Harry loses custody of Leon and bungles a chance to meet Mel Torme.

Florence (Florence Halop) is taken hostage by a grenade-carrying man who mugged Christine (Markie Post).

A has-been magician (Carl Ballantine) rejects Harry's advice.

Bull hides an orangutan who has been introduced as evidence in a case.

Sam spends the night looking for a place to sleep when he locks his keys in the bar at closing time.

Frasier makes a bet with Sam that Woody would get at least 10 percent of the vote if he runs for city council.

Carla convinces Sam to reveal his deepest secret after she confides that she has slept with one of the regulars.

Sam seeks professional help for his sex addiction; Rebecca finds herself attracted to the beer-tap repairman.