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Ralph and Alice appear on "Beat the Clock.".

Bilko bets on a soldier who is participating in an eating contest.

Guest star Joanne Woodward spends an evening with The Family in this episode; Joanne plays a past schoolmate of Eunice's whose return to town for a visit upsets Mama and Ed's expectations of Eunice.

Maynard decides to tell only the truth.

Connie plans a birthday party for her landlady.

Betty Jo's pal, Willie, has a knack for the roulette wheel. Uncle Joe plans to use his ability to save the whole valley from foreclosure by Homer Bedloe.

Police raid a club where waitress Ann is serving mobsters.

Michelle accidentally reveals her secret club; Kimmy dates D.J.'s ex-boyfriend.

Substitute teacher Joey disciplines Michelle in front of the class.

Michelle's new pet burro makes life miserable until Jesse discovers that music soothes the savage beast.

Jesse puts a new band together and books a series of out-of-town gigs; D.J. falls for the new guitarist.

Greg is in hot water after he collects money for rides from his brothers and sisters.

The siblings' long-absent grandfather pays a visit.

Danny discovers Rusty is a gang member.

Jeff hides a runaway friend in the basement.

Ernie (Barry Livingston) becomes the unwilling object of the affection of Dodie's (Dawn Lyn) 6-year-old friend Beatrice.

A bearded man of mystery confounds the Douglas family and authorities alike. With Fred MacMurray, Don Grady and Tim Considine.

Lucy shares a seat on a ski lift with Dinah Shore.

Lucy and the Countess get involved with a pregnant racehorse.

Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town.

Lou achieves his lifelong ambition to be the owner of a bar.

An accident at Al's causes Fonzie to lose his sight and his spirit.

Laverne pretends to be pregnant in order to win prizes in a contest for mothers-to-be.

Swindlers target Doc; newlyweds battle; a foe threatens reunited lovers; two women search for wealthy husbands.

Swindlers target Doc; newlyweds battle; a foe threatens reunited lovers; two women search for wealthy husbands.

Granny plans a trip to Hooterville, but gets sidetracked when she thinks that Jed is planning to marry Hathaway.

Jethro hires a gorgeous Italian girl who cooks masterfully but doesn't know a word of English.

An answering machine and a stray dog give Mama the wrong idea.

Vint and Naomi compete against Mama and her friend in a dance contest.

Fred is injured and hospitalized while witnessing an attempted murder.

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Archie insists that a new home be found for Stephanie, but Edith has other ideas.

After an elderly aunt dies alone and unloved, Edith is the only one who comes to pay final respects.

The women try to make Wilbur's first birthday memorable; Melanie and Alec consider having a family together.

Melanie rebounds with Danny; Victoria hires a lawyer to help Emmet; Joy and Elka attend film class.

Mel takes Rob's advice to stand up to Alan Brady -- and is promptly fired.

Rob and Laura remember the time they completed an application for a $10 divorce.

Carla's daughter announces she is pregnant and is going to marry the father; Carla's ex-husband and his wife show up at the wedding.

Rebecca convinces the others to throw a party for Frasier, who is despondent over his impending divorce.

The cabbies meet one month after the closing of the Sunshine Cab Co. to discuss what great careers they have found.

Oscar finds a friend with inside information at the racetrack and starts to win every bet he makes.

While Bob and Emily are on vacation, Howard undergoes a crash psychological program that changes his entire personality.

Smart seeks a lost gold mine; KAOS robs CONTROL and has financial problems.

Ralph finds a love letter written by Ed and assumes he composed it for Alice; he takes it to a handwriting analyst.

Hall wants the gambling stopped at Fort Baxter.

Jack Klugman is tonight's guest star; Jack plays a skeptical man annoyed by his sister-in-law's visiting date: a clairvoyant; Carol, Tim and Harvey get a little work done in a very tiny office.

Dobie writes a sensational news story about a teacher.

Connie's furious when a penny scale refuses to register her weight.

Uncle Joe thinks that it is time for Hooterville to elect a mayor and sees himself as an excellent candidate.

One of Ann's best friends gets a role in a Broadway play, and Ann becomes her understudy.

When Danny starts dating a new acquaintance (Andrea Walker), Michelle feels left out and tries to break them up.

After Stephanie goes joy riding with older friends, D.J. must discourage her from more dangerous acts.

When Kimmy gets drunk at a fraternity party, D.J. must decide how to help her.

D.J. must choose between two boys (Jason Marsden, David Lipper) who want to date her; Michelle crusades to clean up a playground.

The boys find a wallet with $1,100 in a parking lot while playing football. The kids argue about who gets to keep the money and finally agree about sharing it but, the owner comes forward after seeing the ad in the lost and found section.

French and the twins are snowbound in Vermont.

Lucille Ball wreaks havoc at Danny's house. Desi Arnaz also guest stars.

Donna lectures a disc jockey on the job of housewife.

Dodie calls on her new big brothers to help fight her battles on the school playground.

Robbie and Katie (Don Grady, Tina Cole) have an unpleasant personality clash with the couple in the next apartment.

Lucy plays saxophone in an all-nun band.

Lucy winds up in Danny Thomas' chorus line.

Sally Rogers is romanced by her "secret" admirer -- the owner of Monker's Delicatessen.

Mary and Rhoda have a talk with Ted's girlfriend, Georgette, who they think is being taken for granted.

Fonzie is forced to give Richie some lessons in love; Richie is caught two timing Lori Beth.

Squiggy books Laverne's group of classical musicians for a rock concert.

Judy's soap-star aunt (Carol Channing) boards; a health-book author (Charles Frank) finds out what ails him; three women court Ace.

Julie McCoy Chenault (Lauren Tewes) comes back; Ace must prove himself by firing two employees; a police detective woos mermaid Amy.

Jethro begins dressing and acting like the noblest Roman of them all to win the hand of Marie, the cook.

The hillbillies get to play the part of gangsters when Mr. Drysdale makes a commercial for his bank.

Mama earmarks her life savings for a perfect funeral.

Mama believes the lottery is for losers until she gives Iola a winning ticket.

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Archie and Edith spend a country weekend in the middle of their neighbor's stormy marriage.

Practical joker Pinky's gag leaves Archie with some very strange bedfellows.

The ladies begin to reminisce about their favorite moments and bloopers from Season 4.

Joy must host a traditional Indian dinner party; Victoria's wedding planner arrives; Elka auditions for a play.

As a gag, Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show.

Buddy is either seeking therapy or having an affair.

Lilith returns from the Eco-pod to talk with Frasier about their divorce, but they are held at gunpoint by her jealous lover.

Sam regrets inviting the bar's former owner to run Cheers for a night; Cliff borrows his mother's car.

When Latka is rejected by a young woman, he sets out to acquire the mannerisms of a swinging American bachelor.

Felix, his cousin Ben and Oscar all face jail for fraud in one of Felix's advertising schemes.

The Hartley apartment becomes a hot-and-cold battleground when the good doctor declares psychological warfare on his landlord.

Max must switch a code-key document for a fake without KAOS catching on.

Ralph wants to write songs with Norton.

Bilko pretends he has a rare disease when he hears about plans for a bivouac.

Ed prepares to leave on an out-of-town trip, but Eunice and Mickey want to come along; Harvey and Carol can't stop making little digs at each other.

Dobie exploits Maynard's ability to find lost things.

Connie helps Mr. Conklin prepare for a visit from the state education department.

The Tanners become a TV ratings family, and ALF decides to rig the system so that his favorite program becomes a hit.

ALF becomes the star attraction at the Tanners' Halloween party. With Anne Schedeen and Andrea Elson.

When Danny quits his show after Rebecca is named producer, Jesse and Michelle try to reunite them.

On Super Bowl Sunday, Joey is in charge of Michelle's science club; D.J.'s scholarship adviser visits.

Rapid foot growth alarms Michelle so she tries to shrink her feet; Jesse coaches Rebecca in singing.

After being recruited by D.J. to play in a charity basketball game, Jesse gets tips from Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Fans throng the Monkees' first concert tour.

Davy unwisely falls for a bandit's girlfriend.

Visiting an elephant conservation sanctuary in Florida to learn more about the large animals.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Michelle pairs with friend Teddy for Valentine's Day; Rebecca thinks her marriage lacks romance.

Jesse agrees to manage Stephanie's band, then is fired when the girls don't like what he has to say.

D.J. tries to stop Kimmy from eloping with her new boyfriend; Joey gets an opportunity to meet the Queen of England.

When D.J.'s prank backfires, Jesse decides to take the blame.

Marcia brags that she can get Davy Jones to perform for the school prom, then begins vigorously to get him to actually appear.

Mike attempts to surprise Carol with a photograph of the children for their anniversary.

Bobby and Cindy try to prove their worth by setting a new world's teeter-totter record.

Annoyed at being so small, Bobby tries exercises to make himself taller.

Gilligan believes he's an old man when hair turns white overnight.

Gilligan meets Dr. Boris Balinkoff, who mesmerizes him into obeying his every command.

Special berries are needed to restore Gilligan's inverted vision.

Skipper and Gilligan find a top-secret attache case while fishing.

The platoon is ordered to sea duty and Gomer disobeys orders by bringing a stray cat on board.

Gomer goofs up a simple reconnaissance mission when the platoon is on sea maneuvers.

Carter foolishly challenges the fleet's retired boxing champion to a fight.

Gomer becomes a very valuable man when he witnesses an automobile accident involving Carter.

The Clampetts travel to Hooterville to spend Thanksgiving with their friends.

Mr. Drysdale has Dash Riprock pose as farm boy Homer Noodleman to try to win Elly.

Jethro tells Jed and Granny they're no longer "with it" and trades the family truck for a new hot rod.

Mr. Drysdale is jailed for transporting Granny's white lightning and Elly's drunken bear in Jethro's truck.

Harry loses custody of Leon and bungles a chance to meet Mel Torme.

Florence (Florence Halop) is taken hostage by a grenade-carrying man who mugged Christine (Markie Post).

A has-been magician (Carl Ballantine) rejects Harry's advice.

Bull hides an orangutan who has been introduced as evidence in a case.

Sam spends the night looking for a place to sleep when he locks his keys in the bar at closing time.

Frasier makes a bet with Sam that Woody would get at least 10 percent of the vote if he runs for city council.

Carla convinces Sam to reveal his deepest secret after she confides that she has slept with one of the regulars.

Sam seeks professional help for his sex addiction; Rebecca finds herself attracted to the beer-tap repairman.

Bob's receptionist and a Buddha figure with a clock in its navel give him a hard time.

Bob and his friends host an orphan contingent for a wildly improbable camping-out experience.

Bob turns amateur detective when he believes his expensive tape recorder has been stolen.

Bob and his friend "The Peeper" take a trip down memory lane and wind up in the slammer.

Max prepares for the arrival of his first-born amidst the chaos of a plan to thwart KAOS.

Max takes 99 to KAOS headquarters by mistake when she starts labor pains.

Reprise of the season finale. A group of terroist women, led by a fanatical fitness guru (Mary Woronov), threatens to blow up the city. With Robin Leach and Lance LeGault.

An investigation of witness-tampering case uncovers mind control.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A mismatched pair competes to win a grand prize.

The Nelsons go all out to get a traffic signal installed on their street.

Ozzie thinks a dental receptionist is eyeing him.

Donna tries to impress a woman with her good taste.

Jeff's stray cat is found to be a valuable Manx.

Alex and Donna visit a misrepresented resort.

Donna meets an old friend she can't remember.

Ann and Don work on a project about Ann's life as a young actress; the two get into an argument about the details of her life.

Ann's new movie role calls for a nude scene.

Ann is offered a high-fashion modeling assignment that means a trip to California.

Ann and a bachelor photographer make headlines that bring Don out to Hollywood from New York.

Rhoda sets out to prove to her friends that women can have a great time without men.

Rhoda may be the only person who can identify a neighborhood burglar.

Both Brenda and Rhoda have uninvited guests move in with them.

Rhoda battles with a stubborn but rich client who wants his job done his way or not at all.

Lou's new boss thinks she's in love with him.

Murray becomes depressed when he learns that a former classmate has won a Pulitzer Prize in journalism.

An ex-boyfriend who once broke Mary's heart is threatening to do so again.

Rhoda's green thumb convinces her that she should go into the houseplant business.

While spying on her photographer boyfriend, Laverne creates chaos when she is mistaken for a model at a fashion show.

Laverne gets the chance to sing with the Spinners and asks her dad to watch Little Chucky.

Laverne and the gang hold a seance to rid her apartment of a ghost that has taken up residence.

Lenny and Squiggy find a treasure map and set off in search of riches.

Stubborn Mama refuses to pay what she believes is an outrageously high electric bill.

Mama's quiet weekend alone turns to boredom.

Mama is arrested at a rally for homeless people.

Mama sets out to get even with an April Fools' Day prankster.

Miss Brooks wants to replace the school janitor's broken window, but cheapskate Conklin won't budge.

The crew is suspicious of a noted diet author; a man tells his girlfriend he wants to see others; Doc encounters an ex while on his honeymoon.

Howard is promoted to an executive position; Jimmy's mother tries her best to discourage all his girlfriends.

An old Army buddy drops in on Bob Curtis, faithful husband and office drudge.

A GI returns home from overseas and finds his wife a literary success; a man comes up with a unique way to get out of alimony payments.

John and Amy check into a motel; two roommates vie for the same date on a game show.

Sam meets an old Army buddy who promptly makes a play for Millie.

An oldtime cowboy star tries to make a comeback with Howard's help.

Goober's protective instinct flares when his teenage niece comes to visit.

Sam hires a colorful farm hand who quickly becomes Mike's hero.

Jesse is worried when Rebecca wants to bungee jump; D.J. and Stephanie trick Michelle.

Stephanie is stood up by the boy of her dreams; Jesse can't find any peace and quiet because of Kimmy.

Michelle suffers amnesia and the rest of the gang tries to help by recalling moments from the past.

Michelle suffers amnesia and the rest of the gang tries to help by recalling moments from the past.

Peter receives a black eye when he tries to defend his little sister.

A bonsai given to Jody begins to die.

Tony Bennett stars as Danny's cousin, who refuses to work in his father's dry-goods business.

A free-spirited family friend has an effect on Jeff.

Chip (Stanley Livingston) decides to become rich early in life by instituting a breakneck schedule of earning money.

Dodie (Dawn Lyn) throws a "surprise" party for Steve and Barbara (Fred MacMurray, Beverly Garland) on their first wedding anniversary.

Lucy drives Dan Dailey crazy after taking a job as his secretary.

Lucy masquerades as a wealthy old lady to help out the Countess.

On their way to an appointment with Laura's doctor, Rob and his pregnant wife end up stuck in an elevator with an inept armed robber (Don Rickles).

Mary dates a man seven years her junior, despite the advice of friends.

Fonzie becomes devoted to a little boy whose father deserted him.

Squiqqy's bizarre sister, Squendelyn, arrives for a visit and falls for Carmine.

A rich man promises to make wishes come true; Vicki and Judy become roommates; a pro golfer learns the truth about the woman he loves.

Passengers involved an shipboard wedding include the nearly bankrupt father of the bride, the best man and a wedding party-crasher.

Mr. Drysdale comes down with the flu, and Granny tries to treat him with her moonshine "serum.".

Jethro sets himself up as a Hollywood talent agent in Drysdale's bank.

Mama and other church-league members are quick to judge the group's seemingly irresponsible president.

After listing deductions on her tax form to get a bigger refund, Mama gets a visit from an Internal Revenue Service agent and fears she will be audited.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Edith revolts when she applies for a bank loan and discovers there are different rules for men and women.

Archie is caught between sympathy and self-preservation when a woman from his past needs his help.

Melanie gets her dream engagement ring; Joy deals with family issues; Victoria tests a new product; Elka and Mamie work on jokes for a roast.

Victoria contacts her exes to learn where things went wrong while she is stuck in the hospital; Joe and Melanie have fantasies about a coma patient; Elka and Mamie bring Las Vegas to Cleveland.

While out of town for a cousin's wedding, Rob has to watch a special show.

Thinking he is going to lose his job, Rob has an interview with a ventriloquist.

Rebecca senses romance when she is invited to attend a classical music concert at Mr. Gaines' (Richard Doyle) house.

Sam tries to put the pieces back together when he realizes Rebecca has misconstrued Mr. Gaines' intentions.

Jim predicts that a bizarre catastrophe involving a blond woman will befall Alex.

When Felix learns that his high-school sweetheart is now a grandmother, he begins to think his own life is nearly over.

Bob defends the work ethic when Jerry comes into a pile of money and promptly retires from the dental profession.

Max is mistaken for a doctor by KAOS agents who need a doctor to remove a bullet.

Norton wins a television set with a ticket Ralph purchased for him.

Bilko enters his platoon in a singing contest.

Lucille Ball, Tim Conway and Gloria Loring guest star; featuring a sketch in which Lucy and Carol play rival Rent-A-Car agents vying for Tim's business and more.

Waiter Dobie hides from his rich girlfriend.

Connie and her friends hope to raise funds for area playgrounds.

Once word gets around that Uncle Joe is a jinx, the Hooterville townspeople want nothing to do with him.

Ann's father is shocked when he learns she is to take a stage name and forsake that of her family.

A widowed father (Bob Saget) of three young girls asks two friends (John Stamos, Dave Coulier) to move in and help raise his family.

While baby-sitting Danny's girls, Jesse jams with members of his rock band.

Anxiety reigns supreme as Stephanie prepares to enter kindergarten.

Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits.

Jan has a crush on a boy in her class, but he only has eyes for Marcia.

Bill asks a doctor to help Buffy's pal who is disabled.

A traveling entertainer (Tennessee Ernie Ford) makes friends with Linda and Rusty.

Donna tries to patch up two friends' marital spat.

Chip (Stanley Livingston) is badly shaken when his girlfriend Polly (Ronne Troup) suggests they elope.

A former suitor of Barbara's (Beverly Garland) phones her when he arrives in town and also talks with Steve (Fred MacMurray).

Lucy gets sued after hiring Rich Little to help with an ad campaign.

Lucy is afraid to wake her date up when he falls asleep on her couch.

The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates.

A phone call from his estranged father sends Ted into emotional turmoil.

Joanie catches her date for her birthday party with another girl.

Carmine is a national sensation when he performs a song and dance routine on TV.

Ace photographs a spy and his daughter; a girl challenges a daredevil (Peter Scolari); Doc helps a senator (Alan Thicke) and his wife.

Rival fraternities vie to impress the head of their national alumni association; old college pals find they have different lifestyles.

Jethro turns down Cousin Roy as a client for his new Hollywood talent agency.

Mr. Drysdale finally gets a paying tenant for the fifth floor of his bank; he achieves this by evicting Jethro and renting to Jed.

After a man named Mr. Wheeler asks for $800 in good faith money for one of Vint's inventions, Mama learns that the man is a con artist and ends up working with the police to catch him.

Mama is upset when Bubba falls for the granddaughter of her sworn enemy and next door neighbor, Fred Gebhart.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.

When someone passes counterfeit money at the bar, Edith is arrested as a suspect.

It looks like Mike, Gloria and Joey will be coming home for Christmas.

Elka and Mamie Sue decide to get their bowling team back together.

Victoria's wedding day has arrived; Elka helps joy reunite with the father of her child.

The Helpers' anniversary bash becomes a documentary.

Rob, Buddy and Sally are in trouble when their script insults the boss.

Rebecca's romance with Don (Tom Berenger) blossoms; Woody, Cliff and Norm experience major changes in their lives.

Sam is reacquainted with his old flame Diane Chambers and they both lie about their happiness.

Alex accompanies Elaine on a European vacation that culminates in a romantic rendezvous.

Felix tries to patch things up when a pro hockey player hits Oscar, but ends up challenging the athlete to a boxing match.