2026-01-25 01:00 Evangelistic Outreach Ministry 01:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 02:00 Frasier Daphne and Niles plan a dinner party to make an important announcement, but Julia upstages them. 02:30 Bluegrass Ridge Some of the latest videos from the rising stars in Bluegrass. 03:00 Live: Hour of Harvest 04:00 Nashville Roadhouse 04:30 Bluegrass Ridge Some of the latest videos from the rising stars in Bluegrass. 05:00 Clays Mill Road Baptist Church 05:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 06:00 Columbo The disheveled detective investigates the apparent suicide of a notorious racketeer who was facing an indictment. 08:00 Columbo When a crooked estate agent dies in prison, his widow vows to exact her revenge on the two men that put him there. After killing her husband's informing boss, she sets her sights on Lieutenant Columbo. 10:00 The Jeff Foxworthy Show Jeff and Big Jim are arrested after taking the children into the woods to chop down a Christmas tree. 10:30 The Jeff Foxworthy Show To prove his romantic intentions, Jeff must make amends to Karen after performing a noble act for a sexy waitress. 11:00 The Munsters Herman causes a major crisis when he chastises Spot for tracking mud into the house. 11:30 The Munsters Herman and Grandpa discover a clue to the pirate treasure hidden in their backyard. 12:00 Murdoch Mysteries Honeymooning in England, Crabtree and Effie find a dead hotel guest while Murdoch investigates an apparent suicide. 13:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 13:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 14:00 Highway to Heaven As counselors at a camp for youths with cancer, Jonathan and Mark help a teenage ex-athlete. 15:00 The Winning Life 15:30 First Church of God 16:00 Earth Odyssey With Dylan Dreyer Dylan Dreyer heads to wild India, where a cute cub is coming out of hibernation and a troop of acrobatic monkeys show no fear in their cliffside home. 16:30 Higher Praise Ministries 17:00 Old Fashion Gospel Hour 17:30 Wild Child Sheinelle Jones embarks on a polar adventure to meet the animals that thrive in the planet's coldest climates. 18:00 Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild Dr. Rae and Peter track the black-footed ferret, which was once thought to be extinct, first heading to Wyoming where the ferrets were rediscovered in 1981 and then visiting a captive breeding program in Colorado with a notable cloned animal. 18:30 Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild Peter and Dr. Rae journey across the United States to uncover two of history's greatest conservation success stories; Dr. Rae visits the facility where California condor conservation began; Peter helps relocate an endangered antelope in Texas. 19:00 Columbo Columbo excavates the area surrounding the newly poured foundation of a building to search for a corpse. 20:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 21:00 Church On The Rock 21:30 Final Harvest 22:00 Columbo A football-team manager (Robert Culp) establishes an electronic alibi for the murder of the team owner (Dean Stockwell) during a game; guests Valerie Harper, Susan Howard, James Gregory, Dean Jagger. 23:30 Hopewell Baptist Church From Corbin, Kentucky.
2026-01-26 00:00 Bethel Baptist Church 01:00 Living by the Word 01:30 The 11th Hour 02:00 Frasier Niles is fingered as an accomplice when his ex-wife is arrested for the murder of her Latin lover. 02:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 03:00 Hour of Harvest 04:00 Providence Pentecostal Church of God 05:00 Final Harvest 05:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 06:00 Columbo A famous romance novelist is shot dead in the course of what looks like a robbery. 08:00 The Jeff Foxworthy Show Trey wants to impress a potential client by re-enacting a Civil War battle; Jeff's bank believes he is dead. 08:30 The Jeff Foxworthy Show When Jeff becomes the new Monster Truck Mud Bogging champion, the former title holder steals the trophy. 09:00 The Jeff Foxworthy Show A motivational speaker leads Jeff to question his life while inspiring Bill to unleash his "inner big dog.". 09:30 The Jeff Foxworthy Show A fishing trip with Karen and two friends goes downhill when Jeff finds he can't stand some of the company. 10:00 The Munsters Herman is forced to practice what he preaches when he urges Eddie to ignore a schoolyard bully. 10:30 The Munsters Herman tries to teach Eddie a lesson on the futility of gambling. 11:00 Bob Hearts Abishola When Ebun attempts to establish herself as matriarch, Olu worries she's losing her place in the family; Bob and Abishola are forced to choose sides; Tunde is appointed interim deacon at church. 11:30 Bob Hearts Abishola When Bob receives an offer to sell MaxDot, he must weigh the potential payout against his family's legacy; Abishola and Gloria's relationship is strained when the hospital cuts nursing staff. 12:00 Murdoch Mysteries As Murdoch investigates the murder of an elite athlete who gets impaled by a javelin, Hart and Arthur plot her father's demise. 13:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 13:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 14:00 Highway to Heaven Jonathan performs a miracle for the hard-working daughter of a struggling theatrical agent. 15:00 Hour of Harvest 16:00 Andrew Wommack: Living in God's Best Andrew Wommack reveals how God's blessing impacts every area of life-physically, financially, relationally. 16:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 17:00 The Steve Harvey Show Steve poses as Lovita's fiance when Cedric can't attend a counseling session with a renowned minister. 17:30 The Steve Harvey Show Steve (Steve Harvey) gets evicted from his apartment; Regina falls for an author who has a strange fetish. 18:00 Frasier Roz hires Bulldog as her baby sitter, unaware that he's deliberately scaring away potential love interests. 18:30 Frasier Frasier's and Niles' new romantic interests create a wedge between the brothers when each thinks the other is moving in on his woman. 19:00 Frasier The Russian origin of Martin's clock prompts Frasier and Niles to look for evidence they're descendants of the Romanov dynasty. 19:30 Frasier After a man posing as him dies, Frasier reads his own obituary and regrets the decisions in his life. 20:00 Roseanne A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned. 20:30 Roseanne Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration. 21:00 Roseanne A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween. 21:30 Roseanne The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a business man and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star. 22:00 George Lopez When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood. 22:30 George Lopez George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him. 23:00 George Lopez George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam. 23:30 George Lopez When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.
2026-01-27 00:00 Married ... With Children Al and Steve's fishing trip turns disastrous because Peggy, Marcy and Kelly are all under the weather. 00:30 Married ... With Children Frustrated with the upstairs toilet, Al decides to build his own private bathroom. 01:00 Married ... With Children Peggy is disconsolate on her birthday when she discovers that her favorite bra is discontinued. 01:30 Married ... With Children Convinced they're going bald, Al and Steve buy phony hair replacement remedies. 02:00 Married ... With Children Marcy insists that Peggy and Al accompany her on a plane trip after a gypsy's (Carmen Zapata) dire prediction. 02:30 Married ... With Children Al is forced to visit a fancy hair salon after his barber dies. 03:00 Live: Hour of Harvest 04:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 04:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 05:00 The King of Queens Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name. 05:30 The King of Queens Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with very seductive Arthur Spooner. 06:00 George Lopez When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior. 06:30 George Lopez The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece. 07:00 George Lopez Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya. 07:30 George Lopez When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him. 08:00 Roseanne Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking. 08:30 Roseanne Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticises Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two. 09:00 Roseanne When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period. 09:30 Roseanne It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody. 10:00 The Nanny Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death. 10:30 The Nanny To help Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) efforts to woo a playwright (Ray Stricklyn), Fran (Fran Drescher) offers to set the man up with a feisty woman. Guest star: Roger Clinton. 11:00 The Nanny When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side. 11:30 The Nanny C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing. 12:00 Bob Hearts Abishola After Abishola has a romantic dream about Bob, she tries to suppress her feelings for him and pays the price. 12:30 Bob Hearts Abishola When a charismatic new pastor joins the congregation, Abishola takes a new interest in church; after Dottie gives out bonuses to upper management, but not Goodwin, Bob must do what he can to make sure he doesn't lose his best employee. 13:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 13:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 14:00 Highway to Heaven Jonathan (Michael Landon) alerts the citizens of a small coastal town to the pollution dangers of a nearby factory. With Victor French. 15:00 Hour of Harvest 16:00 Andrew Wommack: Living in God's Best Andrew Wommack reveals how God's blessing impacts every area of life-physically, financially, relationally. 16:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 17:00 The Steve Harvey Show Steve leads Regina's teen-feminist discussion group; Cedric and Lovita socialize with another couple. 17:30 The Steve Harvey Show On Cedric and Lovita's (Cedric "The Entertainer," Terri J. Vaughn) wedding day, Steve (Steve Harvey) and the groom find themselves locked in a basement. 18:00 Frasier A scheming Frederick (Trevor Einhorn) tries to get Frasier and Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth) back together during Thanksgiving dinner. 18:30 Frasier Daphne thinks Frasier is in love with her when she overhears his therapeutic ramblings following an injury. 19:00 Frasier A road trip on New Year's Eve goes awry when Niles accidentally falls asleep in the wrong recreational vehicle. 19:30 Frasier Frasier goes overboard when he writes a theme song for his show. 20:00 Roseanne Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone. 20:30 Roseanne D.J. must perform a drama about the story of Thanksgiving at his school; when the play is a little patriotic, many parents are horrified, but the Connors are enthusiastic and celebrate the feast in their own way. 21:00 Roseanne Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town. 21:30 Roseanne Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday. 22:00 George Lopez George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister. 22:30 George Lopez George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations. 23:00 George Lopez George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate. 23:30 George Lopez Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.
2026-01-28 00:00 Married ... With Children When Steve and Marcy discover their lovemaking at a local motel was videotaped, they decide to sue. 00:30 Married ... With Children Al receives a small inheritance and takes the family out to dinner. 01:00 Married ... With Children Peggy embarrasses Kelly when they attend high-school career day. 01:30 Married ... With Children Kelly must perform in a tap recital after insulting the school dance club. 02:00 Married ... With Children Al takes a second job as a fast-food cook to compete with Peggy's cosmetics sales. 02:30 Married ... With Children Peggy insults a motorist, who mistakes Steve for her husband comes gunning for him. 03:00 Live: Hour of Harvest 04:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 04:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 05:00 The King of Queens When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time. 05:30 The King of Queens When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself. 06:00 George Lopez A manager for an airplane-parts factory deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life. 06:30 George Lopez George pretends to be Carmen online to find out what's really going to happen at a party she's going to with her first boyfriend. 07:00 George Lopez Angie plans a surprise birthday party for George; an accident-prone employee (Sandra Bullock) returns to work at the factory. 07:30 George Lopez George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks. 08:00 Roseanne Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man. 08:30 Roseanne Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them. 09:00 Roseanne Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories. 09:30 Roseanne The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford. 10:00 The Nanny When Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) social life clashes with her job as a candy striper, Fran (Fran Drescher) comes to the rescue. 10:30 The Nanny Niles (Daniel Davis) does a different kind of job for Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) when he sings at a backers' audition. 11:00 The Nanny Fran and Maggie (Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom) enter a contest where the winner appears on the cover of a Billy Ray Cyrus album. 11:30 The Nanny After attending a retirement party for a friend (Tyne Daly), Fran (Fran Drescher) stumbles into bed with Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis. 12:00 Bob Hearts Abishola Bob and Abishola finally go on a proper date, which is interrupted by Dottie's medical emergency. 12:30 Bob Hearts Abishola Abishola and Kemi hatch a plan to keep Ebun and the new pastor's flirtation from growing; Bob is thrown for a loop when Goodwin leaves MaxDot for a better job at Christina's company. 13:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 13:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 14:00 Highway to Heaven An actor (Lorne Greene) believes he saw God sitting in the third row, next to Jonathan; guest David Spielberg. 15:00 Hour of Harvest 16:00 Andrew Wommack: Living in God's Best Andrew Wommack reveals how God's blessing impacts every area of life-physically, financially, relationally. 16:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 17:00 The Steve Harvey Show Steve and Regina set each other up with blind dates; Cedric's basketball game rituals drive the others crazy. 17:30 The Steve Harvey Show Emotions boil over when Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer") compete against Regina and Lovita (Wendy Raquel Robinson, Terri J. Vaughn) in a cooking contest. 18:00 Frasier A flustered Frasier manages to get a date after he runs into his high-school dream girl (Jean Smart). 18:30 Frasier Martin must pretend that he is gay for the sake of Frasier's potential new romance. Guest stars: Marg Helgenberger and Mary Louise Wilson. 19:00 Frasier Frasier hires a temporary replacement for a vacationing Roz, but the woman soon begins to take over his radio show. 19:30 Frasier Niles' new girlfriend pushes him and Frasier into competition for a coveted position in their wine club. 20:00 Roseanne The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket. 20:30 Roseanne A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well. 21:00 Roseanne Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is. 21:30 Roseanne Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane. 22:00 George Lopez Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay. 22:30 George Lopez Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together. 23:00 George Lopez When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit. 23:30 George Lopez Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.
2026-01-29 00:00 Married ... With Children The Rhoades return from vacation to discover their entire house stolen. 00:30 Married ... With Children Peggy launches a campaign to be voted queen of her high-school reunion. 01:00 Married ... With Children Peggy and Al encounter former adversaries when they attend their high-school reunion. 01:30 Married ... With Children After his two best friends get dates, Bud summons up the courage to find a girl of his own. 02:00 Married ... With Children The Bundy family decides to invest in a new home computer with a secret ability. 02:30 Married ... With Children A trip to the beach brings back memories of Al's adolescence. 03:00 Live: Hour of Harvest 04:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 04:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 05:00 The King of Queens Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention. 05:30 The King of Queens Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention. 06:00 George Lopez After discovering the father he thought dead might be alive, George resolves to find him regardless of the outcome. 06:30 George Lopez George learns a lesson in company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives. 07:00 George Lopez George is compelled to confess something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max overcome a learning disability. 07:30 George Lopez George gets ready for his favorite spooky holiday while stressing over hiring a worker whose life is a complete disaster. 08:00 Roseanne The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator. 08:30 Roseanne Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc. 09:00 Roseanne A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil. 09:30 Roseanne Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school. 10:00 The Nanny Maggie receives a party invitation so Fran takes her to her favorite beauty salon. Fran gets a job there for an actress who loses a Sheffield audition. 10:30 The Nanny When Fran and Brighton (Fran Drescher, Benjamin Salisbury) are mugged in Central Park, the perpetrator (Alex Nevil) gets more than a purse. 11:00 The Nanny Fran must overcome many hurdles when her pen pal (Florence Griffith-Joyner) of 25 years wants to meet her. 11:30 The Nanny C.C.'s brother (Michael McKean) bets her (Lauren Lane) that he can help Fran (Fran Drescher) qualify as a "Jeopardy!" contestant. 12:00 Bob Hearts Abishola Bob hires Abishola to take care of Dottie in his home while she recovers; Dottie has a hard time dealing with her limitations and takes it out on Abishola. 12:30 Bob Hearts Abishola Bob reconsiders his future at MaxDot and seeks advice from an unexpected source; Abishola questions Bob's erratic behavior. 13:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 13:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 14:00 Highway to Heaven Football-gear managers Jonathan and Mark discover that the star player's injury has resulted in drug dependency. 15:00 Hour of Harvest 16:00 Andrew Wommack: Living in God's Best Andrew Wommack reveals how God's blessing impacts every area of life-physically, financially, relationally. 16:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 17:00 The Steve Harvey Show Steve must break the news to Regina and the students that Michael Jordan canceled as speaker for Entrepreneur Day. 17:30 The Steve Harvey Show Romeo and Bullethead lead a protest against school uniforms after Steve makes a rousing speech about students' rights. 18:00 Frasier Frasier and Roz end up roommates at a broadcasting convention; Martin accepts a lawyer's offer to stake out a philandering husband. 18:30 Frasier Frasier's agent Bebe (Harriet Sansom Harris) becomes his unlikely co-host during a temporary stint on a TV talk show. 19:00 Frasier Frasier is caught in a compromising position with a stripper (Rachel York) while trying to win back his ex (Gigi Rice). 19:30 Frasier Frasier is initially flattered to be featured as a caricature at a restaurant -- until he sees the finished product. 20:00 Roseanne Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer. 20:30 Roseanne Dan announces his job in the workshop and gets a pretty good compensation; instead of paying off the debts or saving money, Roseanne plans a holiday with the whole family; the goal is Disney World in Florida. 21:00 Roseanne The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service; the park has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood. 21:30 Roseanne David takes a job at a bizarre amusement park so he can escape the Conner household; while working there, he must always be cheerful and tidy. 22:00 George Lopez When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes. 22:30 George Lopez George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place. 23:00 George Lopez Max witnesses a traumatic event at school and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor. 23:30 George Lopez When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.
2026-01-30 00:00 Married ... With Children Peggy is depressed when a neighborhood Peeping Tom peeps at everyone but her. 00:30 Married ... With Children Al and Peggy reverse gender roles when he plans the annual family Labor Day barbecue. 01:00 Married ... With Children When Peggy wins a week of fitness training, she changes her instructor's (Tom Lahm) healthy habits. 01:30 Married ... With Children While camping, Al and Steve become stranded in the woods when their van breaks down and must rely on Buck to save them. 02:00 Married ... With Children Al must go to see Marcy's dentist when he suffers from a toothache. 02:30 Married ... With Children Peggy suspects a woman at the beauty parlor of having an affair with Al. 03:00 Live: Hour of Harvest 04:00 Blue Springs Church of Christ 04:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 05:00 The King of Queens Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue. 05:30 The King of Queens Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him. 06:00 George Lopez Baseball's premier players teach George the true meaning of the game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer guest star as themselves. 06:30 George Lopez Selling candy for Max's school trip to Florida doesn't go according to plan; Carmen gives Benny a fashion makeover. Sandra Bullock guest stars. 07:00 George Lopez George gets more than he bargained for when he asks intoxicated Angie to slow dance with him at a backyard wedding. 07:30 George Lopez George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures. 08:00 Roseanne Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer and announces she's going to the police academy; this rekindles an old sibling rivalry that leads to an all out wrestling match in the Conner living room. 08:30 Roseanne Roseanne is applying for the new job; the interview is a success but unfortunately Roseanne has no idea about computers.