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Al tries to convince Aaron (Hill Harper), his newly hired shoe salesman, that he should not get married.

Al forms a woman-hating club and decides to take over a female-oriented talk show.

Al and Jefferson concoct a wild scheme to worm their way out of attending a play with their wives.

Buck runs away from home and ends up on death row in the pound.

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Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).

Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children.

Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play.

Fran dresses in drag to crash a men's club in order to stop Mr. Sheffield from using her boyfriend's stock tip.

Fran and C.C. (Fran Drescher, Lauren Lane) become trapped in the wine cellar during Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) 50th birthday bash.

Dottie, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde must find a way to reconcile when they're forced to eat dinner together; Bob and Abishola have differing opinions on the progress of their relationship.

When Bob alerts MaxDot's longtime friend and sock manufacturer that he will no longer need their services, Dottie steps in to try to salvage their relationship; Abishola is uncomfortable while attending a drag brunch with Olu and Morenike.

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Old-time actors have a showdown with a street gang that is terrorizing a Hollywood neighborhood.

Andrew Wommack reveals how God's blessing impacts every area of life—physically, financially, relationally.

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Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer") take on Regina and Lovita (Wendy Raquel Robinson, Terri J. Vaughn) in a pool tournament.

Steve (Steve Harvey) falls for an IRS agent (guest star Vanessa Williams) who suspects that Cedric (Cedric "The Entertainer") is committing tax fraud.

Mark (Mark Curry) learns a lesson in neatness when the women (Saundra Quarterman, Holly Robinson Peete) move out.

Mark (Mark Curry) pretends to be wounded to gain the attention and sympathy of an attractive neighbor (guest star Amy Hunter).

Fran helps Brighton when his failing science grades force Maxwell to threaten him with military school.

Fran lands a weekly segment on a popular talk show, causing problems in her relationship with Maxwell.

Roseanne's clash with Darlene over her parenting reaches a breaking point; Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair.

A crucial moment for Becky's surrogacy arrangement forces her and Darlene to critically assess each other's lives; an animal rescue organization rejects Jackie's application to adopt a puppy; Roseanne devises a plan to change their mind.

David unexpectedly shows up for Harris' birthday after being absent for years, forcing Darlene to re-examine their relationship; Bev temporarily moves into the Conner home.

Beverly gets kicked out of the nursing home; Roseanne and Jackie fight over who will take care of their mother; Mark's creative touch with building a birdhouse for Dan's customer is more than Dan can handle, but Darlene defends her son.

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle.

Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love.

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

A minor mishap at the hospital causes Al pain whenever he is aroused.

Al and Peggy desperately search for a channel not showing "It's a Wonderful Life.".

Al enlists a group of feminists to destroy posters showing sexy photos of Peg.

Kelly accidentally torches the couch while Peg and Al are away.

An apple causes the Bundys and the D'Arcys to declare war on each other for property rights.

Al is offered a sports car in return for a commercial about his old clunker.

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Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.