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When the heat becomes unbearable, the Bundys move into an air-conditioned supermarket.

Al battles Marcy when he is chosen as a supermarket's one millionth customer.

While traveling, the Bundys become owners of a New Mexico gold mine.

The Bundys and the D'Arcys feud over their jointly owned gold mine.

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Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

After being slapped, wrapped and starved, Roseanne and Jackie wonder if life at an exclusive spa is too much.

Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.

As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong.

Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) fall off a yacht and spend a frustrating honeymoon on a deserted island. With Lauren Lane.

Fran (Fran Drescher) is indignant when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) scolds her for extreme loudness in the bedroom.

Fran is hurt when Maxwell accidentally calls her his nanny while being interviewed on "Entertainment Tonight.".

Bob is surprised when Abishola's medical school plans include going to Baltimore -- with or without him.

With Abishola only helping part-time, Bob, Douglas and Christina struggle to take care of Dottie.

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Mark (Victor French) helps raise money for an aspiring marine biologist's cancer surgery. With Michael Landon.

Andrew Wommack reveals how God's blessing impacts every area of life—physically, financially, relationally.

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Steve is rattled when Regina pulls out all the stops for their one-month anniversary, including a romantic dinner.

Steve takes advantage of his relationship with Regina when he arrives late and unprepared for a staff meeting.

Mark (Mark Curry) tries to steer P.J. (Nell Carter) away from marriage; Queen Latifah meets an ardent fan -- Nicole (Raven-Symoné). Queen Latifah guest stars as herself.

Mark makes a hasty wager and must attend a party with a bald woman.

After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy.

The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard.

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J.

Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.

George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but then he makes up an excuse to get out of following through on his promise.

Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.

Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.

Buck's lack of interest in a pedigreed female destroys the Bundys' breeding aspirations.

Al is shocked when Peg makes the announcement that she is pregnant again.

Al and Jefferson plan an escape from their demanding pregnant wives.

Al builds an extra room to get space away from a pregnant Peg.

A suspicious Al learns Kelly is earning money by hustling pool.

Marcy tries to recover her valuable furniture, which Jefferson sold to raise gambling money.

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Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) plots to get the family's picture taken with Travis Tritt (guest starring as himself) for Christmas. With Anita Barone.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to remain neutral when Karen's sister and brother-in-law (guest stars Debra Jo Rupp, Jack Laufer) fight over their marriage.