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Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting.

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Peg's public complaints about Al's lovemaking make him a laughingstock.

Al is forced to return to work when Peg spends his retirement money.

After learning his stolen car is worth a measly $100, Al falsifies an insurance claim.

The Bundy's newly married relative (Abraham Benrubi) learns his bride slept with Bud the day before their wedding.

Al's ex-girlfriend (Vanna White), a cosmetics millionaire, offers Peggy $500,000 for one night with Al.

Al's ego is damaged after Peg gets a chance to compete in a free-throw contest.

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After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancée.

When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex.

Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter.

When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss.

After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy.

The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard.

Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke.

With Dele's dream of becoming a doctor dashed, Bob, Abishola, Tayo and the rest of the family scramble to find him a new career path; when the pressure mounts, Dele turns to a surprising source for advice on dealing with his family.

Abishola invites Bob to an intimate part of her life -- church; Kemi fights with Ogechi to be Chukwuemeka's favorite.

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On a film set, Jonathan meets another angel (Al Ruscio), and Mark falls for an actress (Stella Stevens).

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Cedric (Cedric "The Entertainer") turns Steve (Steve Harvey) on to being a Big Brother, but it turns out to be more than Steve can handle.

Steve's old singing group reunites for an awards show performance, but Cedric has to fill in when a member gets sick.

Mark (Mark Curry) moonlights as a department store Santa; the house is robbed of every Christmas present.

When his team starts to lose, Mark begins to doubt his coaching ability.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side.

C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing.

Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby.

DJ's teacher asks Dan and Roseanne to come and talk to the school; she tells the Conners that she thinks DJ has a learning disability because he refuses to solve problems at the board.

Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help.

Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic.

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

Al helps an ex-girlfriend having gang trouble in the old neighborhood.

Bud faces his cool alter ego when his latest attempt to impress women fails miserably.

Al becomes too paranoid to enjoy his incredible lucky streak.

Marcy finds a way to overcome her fear of public speaking, but the cure turns out to be worse than the illness.

Kelly and Bud are forced to double-date after they purchase a new car.

Al must prove his family really needs him or Death will banish him.

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Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.

Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.

George and Angie hire a maid (guest star Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.

When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.

George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.

Roseanne and Dan are surprised by the arrival of Dan's mom, who has been released from a psychiatric hospital.

Roseanne and Dan adjust to living under the same roof with Darlene and her two children; Becky announces she is going to be a surrogate to make extra money.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.

Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher.

C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.

Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy.

When a charismatic new pastor joins the congregation, Abishola takes a new interest in church; after Dottie gives out bonuses to upper management, but not Goodwin, Bob must do what he can to make sure he doesn't lose his best employee.

Bob's past and present collide when his ex-wife is admitted to Abishola's hospital; Christina recruits Kofo for a project to rename the sock colors.

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Car salesman Honest Eddy (Geoffrey Lewis) plans an expansion, which threatens a local orphanage at Christmas.

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Steve's mother (guest star Isabel Sanford) comes to town for Thanksgiving and pressures her son (Steve Harvey) to settle down. With Merlin Santana.

Steve and Cedric must prove their skill as pool players when Romeo and Bullethead lose school funds to some hustlers.

Mark breaks up with Denise in order to get more control over his life.

After refusing to take Nicole (Raven-Symoné) to the circus, Mark (Mark Curry) is caught in a lie and is subsequently grounded.

When Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) social life clashes with her job as a candy striper, Fran (Fran Drescher) comes to the rescue.

Niles (Daniel Davis) does a different kind of job for Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) when he sings at a backers' audition.

Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.

While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

Al tries to convince Aaron (Hill Harper), his newly hired shoe salesman, that he should not get married.

Al forms a woman-hating club and decides to take over a female-oriented talk show.

Al and Jefferson concoct a wild scheme to worm their way out of attending a play with their wives.

Buck runs away from home and ends up on death row in the pound.

A minor mishap at the hospital causes Al pain whenever he is aroused.

Al and Peggy desperately search for a channel not showing "It's a Wonderful Life.".

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Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist; Alan is propositioned by one of Charlie's elderly neighbors.

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy; it does not impress his mother.

Alan begins dating a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays; after it becomes obvious that Sandy in mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to let Alan break up with her.

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away to a friend's house sends Charlie to a therapist.

George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.

When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.

When Karen forgets their anniversary date, Jeff takes Bill out instead; Big Jim offers his wisdom on childhood.

Called a nerd for getting a good-behavior award from Principal Peavey (guest star Bob "Captain Kangaroo" Keeshan), Matt (Haley Joel Osment) pulls a "cool" prank.