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Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.

The new family dog plays favorites; Erica and Lainey don't invite Beverly to their sleepover, causing disharmony in the mother-daughter relationship.

Barry signs up for a holiday talent show at the school, but karate isn't approved as a talent; Pops coerces Erica into performing in the show.

Bob's grand opening party for the sock factory is upstaged by a fight between Abishola and her sister-in-law.

After returning home from their wedding in Nigeria, Abishola moves into Bob's house and redecorates to make the place her own.

Sheldon and Wolowitz's fight over a parking spot at the university impacts the whole gang.

Sheldon asks for a computer and unknowingly sparks an argument between Mary and George Sr. over the family's finances; Mary and the twins move in with Meemaw.

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Sheldon faces a crisis of confidence when he is forced to work with his nemesis, Barry Kripke; Raj and Howard buy expensive action figures of themselves.

Howard and Raj hit a Goth nightclub to meet women; Sheldon tries chocolate-based behavior modification on Penny.

Sheldon is bullied by an unlikely character; Mary and George disagree on how to handle the situation.

Sheldon's search for a comic book leads him to a breakthrough; Georgie and Mandy have an uncomfortable first encounter with her parents.

Maggie's residency gets off to a rocky start as Cal shows Ben the ropes at the Crossing and begins to wonder if Liam has any intention of leaving.

Max and Ellis investigate a locked-room mystery after the death of a high-powered fixer electrocuted in her penthouse hot tub, where she was the only one present at the time; actors, Vanessa Morgan, Giacomo Gianniotti, Jason Priestley, Tamara Taylor, Terry Chen, Amy Goodmurphy, Fletcher Donovan, Kaylah Zander.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

Mike sees how important it is for Ryan and Kyle to have a father figure in their lives when he encourages them to stand up for their beliefs.

Claire and the kids hide a stray dog from Phil; even though Jay says he doesn't want new friends, Gloria invites a new couple over; Cameron rents out the upstairs apartment to a Christian rock band.

Claire is convinced there's a mole in the company; Phil confronts Auntie Alice about stealing Gloria's hot sauce recipe; Jay teaches Joe how to be a handyman.

Mike uses his vlog to track down a homeless man who has gone missing; Mandy helps a young mother from the woman's shelter.

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

Guest stars include Jamie Kennedy, Sheryl Underwood, Adam Carolla, Byron Allen, Natasha Leggero and Jimmie Walker.

The key to "Scrambled Up" is its simple, fast and fun format. Four players compete to be the first to correctly unscramble word puzzles. Colorful tiles slowly rearrange themselves while players are given clues to the answer. Host Michael Yo.

Brenda competes in the Miss Teen Washington Pageant.

Sandra's cousin flees a prearranged marriage.

Jack and Janet learn Chrissy's beau is married.

Chrissy and Jack are home alone for one night.

After rejecting an offer to invest in Charlie's bar, George comes up with an idea that turns the business into gold.

An old buddy of George's misinterprets Louise's sarcasm as an invitation to move in with them.

Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.

A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Actor Bryan Cranston discusses his Dos Hombres line; singer Tonio Armani; Daily feed; MorningSave shoppable finds!

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Tina agrees to give Grover piano lessons; Malcolm lands a job in retail sales; neither has a first day that goes quite according to plan.

Calvin weighs the pros and cons of making a major life change; Marty turns to Dave for help dealing with a troubling discovery.

Darlene learns some shocking news about an old friend; the Conners come together to help someone who is close to them.

Dan encounters a surprise visitor who shares some unsolicited advice, leaving him feeling guilty; Darlene welcomes a new employee to Wellman Plastics.

Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.

After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.

Inspired by "Top Gun," Barry joins ROTC -- then Beverly joins as well; Adam decides to help Pops get his swag back.

When Pops goes to the shop with Murray for a little change of pace, he criticizes how Murray does business; Erica and Barry give Adam advice when Dana Caldwell comes over to study.

Doubts begin to creep in as Abishola awaits her acceptance letter to the medical school of her dreams in Baltimore; Bob battles his subconscious when he realizes he doesn't want to leave Detroit.

With Bob and Abishola settling into married life, Dottie feels pushed aside and decides to run away from home; Goodwin and Kofo bring a domestic dispute to MaxDot.

When Amy gets sick, Sheldon tries to nurse her back to health; Wolowitz and his father-in-law plan a fishing trip.

Sheldon's fear of germs leads him to detention when flu season hits Medford, and he goes to extremes to stay healthy.

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A fight between Sheldon and Leonard impacts Amy and Penny's living arrangements; while Howard is away, Raj helps Mrs. Wolowitz out.

Raj faces deportation if he does not find a job; Leonard and Penny deal with Howard as a third wheel.

Mary bans Sheldon from reading a mature comic book; Sheldon decides it's time to stop living under Mary's thumb.

Sheldon's database invention puts him at odds with the university; the church takes issue with Meemaw's video store.

The ominous Naraku makes his in-ring debut; Kendal Grey aims to get payback for Wren Sinclair by going against Kelani Jordan; Noam Dar returns.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

Mike and Vanessa come home early from their anniversary celebration and find Mandy was planning a party -- complete with beer and underage guests; Kristen feels nervous about her upcoming wedding.

Manny talks the family into taking the train to attend Dede's wedding; Claire and Mitchell work on a toast; Phil and Cam are excited to spot their favorite author on the train.

Claire struggles to find the right time to fire an employee; Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl; Alex moves back in, seemingly undetected; Jay refuses to believe it might be difficult to re-enter the workforce.

Mandy lands her dream internship with a top fashion designer in New York -- but then unexpectedly turns it down; Vanessa and Mike want to know what changed her mind.

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Guest stars include Jamie Kennedy, Loni Love, Adam Carolla, Byron Allen, Natasha Leggero and Alec Mapa.

The key to "Scrambled Up" is its simple, fast and fun format. Four players compete to be the first to correctly unscramble word puzzles. Colorful tiles slowly rearrange themselves while players are given clues to the answer. Host Michael Yo.

Olympic gold medalist Florence Griffith-Joyner shows Brenda that there is still honor in not finishing first.

Mary and Sandra head opposing teams on TV's "Family Feud" game show.

Roper thinks he sold the roommates a classic car.

Chrissy asks Jack to cook a meal so she can impress a gourmet.

George and Louise try to rescue Florence when they learn that the likable man she is dating is a convicted murderer.

A "make-believe" murder begins to look like the real thing when George, Louise and Florence go on a mystery writers' cruise.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

The daily one-hour syndicated entertainment news and lifestyle talk show co-hosted by Mario Lopez, Kit Hoover and Scott Evans features celebrity interviews and gives viewers insider access to Hollywood's biggest stories.

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The Butlers and Johnsons decide to go on a double date, and they all get more than they bargained for at a new restaurant; Grover invites Malcolm and Marty to be the first guests on his new podcast.

Dave and Gemma host a memorable Thanksgiving in their new home; Dave's politically incorrect mother visits from out of town and meets the Butler family for the first time.

Mark is stressed and exhausted from studying for an important entrance exam, so Darlene steps in to help, but her plan backfires.

Darlene makes a decision about her trip to Hawaii, leading to a heated encounter with Barb; Becky gives a presentation on addiction to Mark's class.

Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.

George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.

Beverly invents "Super Hanukkah" in an attempt to get her family into the holiday spirit; Barry is faced with a dare from Adam.

Beverly runs into her enemy, Betsy Rubenstone; Murray and Adam try to rent a video but are forced to pay a late fee.

When Abishola finds out Dele canceled his plans to go to Harvard behind her back, Bob steps in to keep her from going ballistic.

After indulging in a luxurious girls' day with Dottie and Christina, Abishola worries she's losing touch with her humble Nigerian roots; Goodwin feels threatened when Kofo gets a pitch meeting with Bob.

During a game, Sheldon revisits Christmas memories; Amy, Penny and Bernadette look for a date for Koothrappali.

When Mary takes a job as church secretary, she finds herself becoming Pastor Jeff's marriage counselor; Sheldon and Missy spend their first afternoon home alone.

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The guys search for a perfect Valentine's Day gift for their significant others; Stuart and Raj host a "lonely people" party at the comic book store.

Sheldon seeks revenge on his nemesis, Wil Wheaton; Wolowitz wants Penny to set him up with one of her friends.

When Sheldon is no longer academically challenged at Medford High, he audits a college class taught by Dr. John Sturgis.

Sheldon considers dropping out of college to focus on building his database; George Sr. is frustrated when someone else gets credit for his football wins.

How law enforcement deals with the growing problem of illegal substances on the streets.

Graff and Bateman investigate the disappearance of a crypto investor when he vanishes on Lake Ontario, along with hundreds of millions of his clients' dollars.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

During the grand opening of The Outdoor Man Grill, Kristin feels like Ed is undermining her role as manager; Eve tries to distance herself from a childhood friend who appears to have a crush on her.

The Dunphys travel to New York, while Mitch, Cam and Lily visit the Midwest, and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe go to Mexico; the family gets together for Father's Day.

Jay wants to make a good impression on a family moving in across the street; Manny tries to attract a radical thinker; the Dunphy family uses Alex's bout of mono to its advantage; Cam and Mitchell try to teach a message of acceptance.

Vanessa sets Eve up with a student -- not realizing that Eve may already be dating someone; Chuck and Mike think Eve is seeing Chuck's son.

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Guest stars include Jamie Kennedy, Sheryl Underwood, Adam Carolla, Byron Allen, Natasha Leggero and Jay Mohr.

The key to "Scrambled Up" is its simple, fast and fun format. Four players compete to be the first to correctly unscramble word puzzles. Colorful tiles slowly rearrange themselves while players are given clues to the answer. Host Michael Yo.

Sandra's beau (Richard Lawson) buys a Japanese restaurant without knowing how to run it.

Old photographs trigger a retrospection of the show's first three seasons.

Jack defends Chrissy's honor when a man follows her home from a bar.

Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.

George refuses to accept the obvious and tries to piece together clues that will substantiate his own theory about the murder.

Ralph the doorman is convinced that George is cheating on Louise.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

The daily one-hour syndicated entertainment news and lifestyle talk show co-hosted by Mario Lopez, Kit Hoover and Scott Evans features celebrity interviews and gives viewers insider access to Hollywood's biggest stories.

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Nothing goes as planned when Dave sets up an anniversary celebration for Gemma and Calvin; Tina baby-sits the Johnsons' son, Grover.

When Tina and Gemma get more than they bargained for in a revealing art class, Calvin can't hide his jealousy and takes drastic action; Dave, Marty and Malcolm team up to crack the case of an unfinished mystery novel.

Two proposals bring change to the Conner family; Jackie uses her "Jeopardy!" infamy to her advantage.

The Conners continue to deal with the pandemic; navigating breakups and newfound sobriety; planning an upcoming wedding.

Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.

Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.

When Murray doesn't want to remodel the kitchen, Beverly tries to do it herself, but purposefully makes mistakes in hopes that Murray will fix them.

Beverly insists on chaperoning when Dana and Adam go to their first school dance together; Murray decides to talk about the birds and the bees with Barry.

After Tunde gets into a car accident, Bob and Abishola cajole him into getting glasses, but worry that his issues are more than just his eyesight.

Abishola is caught in the middle when Morenike agrees to be the "plus one" in Kemi and Chukwuemeka's relationship; when Bob refuses to pay for Douglas' company car, he learns what it's like to live on a budget.

When Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment, he ends up getting Raj, Leonard and Wolowitz in trouble.

Sheldon makes friends with an upperclassman who introduces him to a new field of science; Mary and George disagree on how to handle Sheldon's blossoming social life.

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After a bad date, Koothrappali decides to never leave his apartment; Penny's acting skills impress Sheldon.

Sheldon teaches Leonard how to understand football; a kite-fighting incident threatens Howard and Raj's friendship.

A battle erupts in the neighborhood between the Coopers and the Sparks when Sheldon is terrorized by the Sparks' new dog.

Mary struggles to make new friends; Mandy pushes Georgie to date another woman.

Word lovers battle it out to claim the best bonus squares and play for $10,000.

An English teacher and travel consultant get tested in the six iconic Trivial Pursuit categories in hope of winning $20,000.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

During a hunting trip, Ryan's father, Victor, reveals the true motive behind his visit; Vanessa tries to get more relatives to attend Ryan and Kristin's wedding.

Luke and Manny compete to be senior class president; Phil insists on introducing Haley to a marketing guru to help her business; Cam makes a rash decision when he finds out his star football player plans to move away.

Phil is excited when he's invited to appear in a real estate segment for the local news; Phil meets his weatherman hero, Rainer Shine; Jay tries to improve Manny's video interview for a college application.

Mike returns home after a two-month road trip; a tornado heads toward Outdoor Man and the Baxter family home.

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.

Guest stars include Jamie Kennedy, Sheryl Underwood, Adam Carolla, Byron Allen, Natasha Leggero and Jay Mohr.

The key to "Scrambled Up" is its simple, fast and fun format. Four players compete to be the first to correctly unscramble word puzzles. Colorful tiles slowly rearrange themselves while players are given clues to the answer. Host Michael Yo.

A thief dressed as Santa robs the tenants of their Christmas gifts.

Rose and Mary set out to catch a purse snatcher after Pearl is mugged.

Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart.

Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check.

A publisher expresses interest in the love letters that George wrote to Louise many years ago.

Florence's uncompromising attitude toward George changes when he gives her a hot investment tip.

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.

The daily one-hour syndicated entertainment news and lifestyle talk show co-hosted by Mario Lopez, Kit Hoover and Scott Evans features celebrity interviews and gives viewers insider access to Hollywood's biggest stories.

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When Dave is up for a promotion at work, Calvin tries to help him negotiate a raise from his penny-pinching new boss; Tina struggles with whether to share some sensitive information with Gemma.

Marty and Courtney navigate the pregnancy news and what it all means for their future; Malcolm deals with his own workplace relationship.

After Ben declines Darlene's proposal, she starts to ponder why she tends to be so negative in life, prompting her to start a journey of self-discovery, which leads to Pastor Phil.

Part of Becky's recovery program mandates she makes amends with people she has lied to over the years, leading her to meet up again with a former high school friend; Darlene visits with Pastor Phil; Louise continues planning her wedding.

Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.

A woman's impending visit excites Jerry, until he learns she's getting married.

Beverly volunteers for Hands Across America in hopes of getting closer to Barry and Erica; Adam promises to take his best friend and Dana to the school dance.

Erica breaks a trust agreement with Beverly when she sneaks out to a college party and ends up needing her mother to rescue her; Barry tells Adam that men and women can't be friends.

Abishola and Kemi's friendship is pushed to the edge when Kemi wants to disregard Nigerian tradition and have a Las Vegas wedding; Bob and the Wheelers have to avert a strike at MaxDot before it sinks the family business.

Abishola and Kemi are conflicted as to how to handle Morenike after she confides her deepest secret to them; when Bob gets credit for Christina's idea for a Twitter marketing campaign, she considers leaving MaxDot.

As the guys don costumes and go on a road trip to a comic book convention, the ladies decide to stay home and try to interpret a comic book.

A disappointing loss at the science fair sends Sheldon's life in a new direction.

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Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz talk to junior high girls about science-related careers; Raj plans a date with Lucy.

Sheldon tries to make peace when Leonard and Penny get into an argument.

Sheldon keeps tabs on Meemaw's budding relationship with Dr. Sturgis; George Sr. and Mary attempt to bond with their other children.

Sheldon learns the university is building a database without him; Mary takes care of a bedridden Mandy and Meemaw.

Featured magicians include Alexandra, Artem, Anthony Dempsey and Rune Carlsen.

Contestants compete based on their knowledge of the Bible.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

Mike asks Ryan to let Boyd walk home by himself; Kyle and Ed hold a doomsday preparation meeting; Mandy and Eve keep a secret from Vanessa.

The Dunphys try to kick-start Luke's Halloween party; Cam confronts his Halloween nemesis; Jay plans to go to a party at an old enemy's home to deliver an unforgettable trick.

Phil considers becoming a member at Jay's favorite refuge; Claire is mistaken about her influence on Alex's choices; Cam holds back on telling Mitchell what his play is really about.

Vanessa thinks Eve should be more supportive of having a woman president; Mike and Mandy wonder what they have in common.

Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute; Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name.

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Guest stars include Jamie Kennedy, Sheryl Underwood, Adam Carolla, Byron Allen, Natasha Leggero and Jay Mohr.

The key to "Scrambled Up" is its simple, fast and fun format. Four players compete to be the first to correctly unscramble word puzzles. Colorful tiles slowly rearrange themselves while players are given clues to the answer. Host Michael Yo.

Mary dreams of appearing in the movie "Casablanca.".

Sabrina finds out there's a new witch at school; Principal Kraft tries to prevent Sabrina from being yearbook editor.

Sabrina is jealous when Harvey teams up with Brad instead of her to write an article for the school paper.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) invites her fussy grandmother (Shirley Jones) to visit, despite protests from Hilda and Zelda (Caroline Rhea, Beth Broderick).

Sabrina indulges in shopping, then unwittingly offers goods with magic powers at a charity rummage sale.

Mork becomes a crimefighting super hero to gain his son's respect.

Mork journeys back in time to Mindy's high-school prom to see if she would have loved him if she knew him then.

Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD.

Cardiologist Dr. Ernst von Schwarz, M.D. shows how to manage your blood pressure naturally and help protect your heart for life with My Best Heart.

An opportunity to recognize the breath-taking natural beauty of New Mexico and appreciate the many talents and vision of individuals that have contributed to New Mexico's rich history, diversity and culture; host Chad Burmett.

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Exploring one of the most-innovative animal reserves in Africa.

The Shamwari Game Reserve is a place for elephants, rhinos, lions and other big animals.

A visit to South Africa's Sanbona Wildlife Reserve reveals big cats running free.

The Knysna Elephant Park and Cheetah Outreach Center.

Malaysia: crocodiles; a king cobra; Batu Caves, near Kuala Lumpur.

A visit to Bako National Park on the South China Sea is a Malaysian adventure filled with snakes and many other creatures.

Ben and Darlene are excited to share their good news with the family, but Neville, Jackie, Aldo and Harris share some very similar news of their own.

The Conners gear up for a megawedding; Jackie and Neville, Darlene and Ben and Harris and Aldo are planning for a shared big day, but along the way, they discover that some of the couples may not be on the same page about their happily ever afters.

Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.

Adam and Emmy's favorite TV game show holds auditions at their school; Barry thinks Beverly is a good luck charm for his favorite sports team.

A pre-race lead-up to NASCAR racing.

The NASCAR racing series contests 200 laps and 200 miles of racing at Dover Motor Speedway. The event serves as the 14th race of the 2026 season and precedes the Monster Mile Bash fan festival hosted at Miles Beach following the checkered flag.

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Three players battle it out in hopes of taking home $10,000.

An opportunity to recognize the breath-taking natural beauty of New Mexico and appreciate the many talents and vision of individuals that have contributed to New Mexico's rich history, diversity and culture; host Chad Burmett.

Women from 125 communities nationwide are nominated for their significant influence on public policy, social progress and quality of life; championing the causes that inspire women and the direct impact they have on their local communities.

When Boyd is suspended from school, Mike wants Ryan to look into private schools; Kristin and Kyle are faced with a raccoon in the Outdoor Man restaurant.

Cameron spares no expense for his Thanksgiving jamboree; Hayley tells Phil she'd rather spend the holiday with her new boyfriend; Jay works to keep his blood pressure down; Alex and Dwight get closer.