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When the Johnsons invite the Butlers to go camping, Dave is taken aback by Calvin's idea of roughing it; Gemma and Tina cross paths with Maynard, a general store proprietor who may not be as friendly as he seems.

When Victor Alvarez tries to steal Calvin's customers, the Butlers and Johnsons join forces on a plan to drum up business and give back to their community.

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When Sheldon and Leonard are asked to speak at UC Berkeley, they take a detour in hope of meeting an idol; Raj and Amy try to settle a dispute between Howard and Bernadette with a game of ping pong.

Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort -- and come to a crossroads in their relationship; Wolowitz meets a half-brother he didn't know he had; Leonard and Penny have an argument during an appearance on Wil Wheaton's podcast.

Bob's not sure his family is cut out for the small screen when he decides to shoot a TV commercial for MaxDot and the director, Marion, wants the ad to focus on the Wheelers.

Dottie and Goodwin question Bob's ability to lead under pressure; Abishola is unsure if Bob's newfound success is worth it if it means he's never home.

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Special guest Donny Osmond; featured magicians include Dani Daortiz, Knight & Gayle, Jonah Babins, Ben Train and Jason Fields.

Magicians featured include Apollo Riego, Rachel Wax, Kolos and Peter Wood.

Featured magicians include Gabriella Lester, Howard Blackwell, Horret Wu and Dr. Michael Rubinstein.

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Host Christian Stevenson aka "DJ BBQ" explores unique and up-and-coming places across America.

Natalie Alyn Lind; Eiza González; Finn Little; John Krasinski; Rosamund Pike; Sacha Baron Cohen; Jessica Chastain; Keke Palmer; Sienna Miller.

Bob Odenkirk; Nick Offerman; Lena Headey; Finn Wolfhard; Emily Watson; Frank Grillo; Henry Winkler; Tony Hale; Helena Zengel; Jordin Sparks; director Steven C. Miller; Bianca Belle; director Isaiah Saxon; Seth Worley.

The creators of "The Lost Boys," "Titanique," "Ragtime" and more.

While Finch is undercover as a student to research an article, a precocious cheerleader (Melissa Joan Hart) asks him to the prom.

Finch decides not to get involved with Nina, but Nina has other plans; Elliott accidentally erases an important message on Jack's answering machine.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

George tries to launch Jenny's fashion career by arranging a "chance" meeting with a renowned fashion designer.

George plots to save Jefferson Cleaners from being overrun by his rival.

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.

Grammy-winning artist Teddy Swims talks about "The Ugly Tour"; IBest Wines founder and CEO Ingrid Best; TV and film snack pairings; kids in the news!

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When Gemma decides to fire a teacher at her school, she's unprepared for the aftermath; Calvin gets a surprise when he faces off with his newspaper carrier.

When Calvin decides to film a local TV commercial for his business, he enlists Dave, Tina and Marty to help; Malcolm considers making a grand gesture when his girlfriend, Sofia, is offered her dream job abroad.

The family is locked down at home due to a shooting incident in the neighborhood.

When Becky inadvertently outs her relationship with professor Davis, it's his erratic behavior that sends Becky down a path to reevaluate their relationship; Dan and Darlene check in on Chuck, only to learn heartbreaking news about his family.

Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.

Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to create a new television show.

When Adam wants to spend time with Dana instead of his mother, Beverly decides to teach him a lesson; Barry and Eric talk Adam into taking Dana to a haunted house.

When Erica cannot be consoled after her boyfriend dumps her, Murray steps in to help; Barry becomes obsessed with a new arcade game.

When Bob receives an offer to sell MaxDot, he must weigh the potential payout against his family's legacy; Abishola and Gloria's relationship is strained when the hospital cuts nursing staff.

When word gets out that Bob and Abishola might be trying to have a baby, the expectations from family, friends and employees start to take a toll on the couple.

Howard considers whether he should open a letter from his father; Penny and Leonard host a "grown-up" cocktail party.

Meemaw is pursued by gentlemen callers; she is forced to set ground rules when Sheldon interferes.

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When Leonard receives an exciting opportunity to work overseas, Penny and Sheldon are thrown for a loop.

After their apartment is robbed, Leonard and Sheldon turn to their friends to create a state-of-the-art security system.

Dr. Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins; Mary is unhappy when the test results go to Sheldon's head.

Georgie goes on a birthday date; Mary confronts Brenda about her relationship with George; Sheldon takes an interest in Missy's favorite TV show.

After learning the truth, Maggie struggles to reconcile her unresolved feelings for Liam while helping Cal look for Ben and Tracy.

Unravelling the twists, turns and unanswered questions surrounding the case of the missing 84-year-old mother of television host Savannah Guthrie.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

Mike's ex-girlfriend, a famous rock climber, wants him to go on a trip with her to promote her line of climbing gear; Kristen and Ryan part with their old possessions.

Mitch and Jay end up at the same resort when they separately seek out a retreat from the family; Phil and Claire struggle to enjoy empty-nester life; not knowing what to do with himself while Mitch is away, Cam drops in on Gloria.

Jay picks up the pieces after Manny's father takes him out to celebrate graduation; the family prepares for Luke and Manny's big day.

Vanessa hopes a tattoo will help her become closer to her daughters; Kyle gives Ryan camping lessons.

Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

Jamie Kennedy; Sheryl Underwood; Adam Carolla; Byron Allen; Natasha Leggero; Jimmie Walker.

The key to "Scrambled Up" is its simple, fast and fun format. Four players compete to be the first to correctly unscramble word puzzles. Colorful tiles slowly rearrange themselves while players are given clues to the answer. Host Michael Yo.

Sandra becomes assistant manager at a posh health club in New York City; pilot for a possible spinoff series.

Rose sells the apartment building to a developer.

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

A charity auction unexpectedly provides Florence with a generous "inheritance" and a difficult decision.

A startling dream forces George to re-evaluate his financial frugality.

Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.

Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

Actor Bryan Cranston discusses his Dos Hombres line; singer Tonio Armani; "Daily" feed; MorningSave shoppable finds!

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Dave is thrilled when Calvin invites him to go golfing, confident that it represents progress in their relationship; Gemma and Tina team up to pull off an unforgettable surprise for Malcolm, Marty and Grover.

When Tina insists Calvin find something to do in retirement, he decides to enter a competitive cornhole tournament; Marty plans an elaborate "groom-posal" to ask Malcolm to be his best man.

Darlene searches for a home that she and Becky can afford; after an attempt to boost business at the diner goes awry, Jackie finds herself apologizing to Ben and rethinking her future running the place.

Dan enlists the help of a few good friends for the funeral home remodel; Louise points out that Dan's generosity with his time seems to benefit everyone but her; Robin and Darlene take a big career risk that may not pay off the way they expect it to.

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.

Beverly and Lainey devise a plan to destroy Barry's favorite shirt; Murray decides it's time to dismantle the family treehouse.

When Beverly learns that Barry lied about joining the wrestling team, she takes matters into her own hands; Erica flakes on a promise to take Adam to the premiere of "Return of the Jedi.".

When Bob second-guesses selling MaxDot, a new buyer presents a compelling offer; the prospect of new wealth has Abishola stuck between her conservative nature to hide it and Nigerian pressure to flaunt it.

When Christina gets a new job at a sock startup, the family is supportive until it finds out the new company is more successful than MaxDot.

The girls get involved when Leonard, Sheldon and Raj compete for tenure at the University.

Sheldon dismantles the refrigerator to stop it from humming; he gets a paper route to pay for its repair.

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Sheldon and Penny share secrets while Leonard is away; Wolowitz helps Raj get over his ex.

Sheldon tries to figure out the answer to a physics problem by working with Penny.

Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the science museum; George Sr. is forced to play therapist to Paige's bickering parents; Mary, Georgie and Missy help Meemaw with a garage sale.

Sheldon wants to search for life on other planets; Mandy answers Georgie's marriage proposal; Missy is caught between two friends.

Tatum Paxley grants Lizzy Rain an opportunity to fight for the NXT Women's North American Title; Dark State get an NXT Tag Team Title rematch.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

Kyle shares his fears with Mike about meeting the church's new minister; Ryan helps Eve with her debate assignment.

Jay forces the family to take their vacation on a houseboat on a lake; Mitchell runs into an old flame; Cam must avoid the sun; Phil and Claire try out some adventurous excursions; the kids' quest for a good time goes awry.

Phil and Claire realize that Alex may be more self-sufficient in college than they thought; Manny works to avoid a tearful goodbye after Gloria and Jay move him into his dorm; Haley gets an unexpected opportunity.

Ed plans a surprise dinner for Mike's 25 years at The Outdoor Man; Mandy wants her and Kyle to move in with her parents to save money after they're married.

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Jamie Kennedy; Sheryl Underwood; Adam Carolla; Byron Allen; Natasha Leggero; Jimmie Walker.

The key to "Scrambled Up" is its simple, fast and fun format. Four players compete to be the first to correctly unscramble word puzzles. Colorful tiles slowly rearrange themselves while players are given clues to the answer. Host Michael Yo.

The diva (Nell Carter) for the benefit opera loses her voice.

The tenants try to reach their landlord only to find he's living in a penthouse.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

Louise's attempt to get closer to George leads to an unexpected breakup.

George tries to cure Tom of being conned.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Actors Marco Calvani and Erika Henningsen (Netflix's "Four Seasons"); The MELT Method creator and author Sue Hitzmann; Mario and Kit answer fan emails; Like this? Add that! Recommendations; #HotPicks!

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When Dave's amateur band loses its lead singer just before a gig, Tina offers to fill in; Marty quickly regrets letting his needy boss crash at his new place.

When Gemma sets a reluctant Malcolm up on a blind date with a teacher at her school, she discovers new details about the origins of her relationship with Dave; Marty helps Calvin and Tina plan for their future.

Darlene struggles to cope with the stress of construction; Lou returns as Mark's combative contrabassoon teacher.

Ben and Darlene are excited to share their good news with the family, but Neville, Jackie, Aldo and Harris share some very similar news of their own.

A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.

Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.

Adam worries about being hazed by the upperclassmen in high school but earns their respect by body slamming Barry; Erica and her friends talk about their time capsule.

When Murray's high school free throw record is broken, he attends a banquet as the guest of honor; Barry decides to throw a party.

When Bob and Abishola go to New York with Dele for his Juilliard audition, Abishola reconnects with her brother Ade.

Bob's not sure his family is cut out for the small screen when he decides to shoot a TV commercial for MaxDot and the director, Marion, wants the ad to focus on the Wheelers.

Amy tries to help Sheldon get over his compulsive need for closure when one of his favorite TV shows is canceled; Raj discovers a secret about Lucy.

Sheldon becomes jealous when Dr. Sturgis bonds with Paige, another ten-year-old genius; Mary invites Paige's family over for a playdate.

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Leonard and Sheldon's friendship is tested; Wolowitz's relationship with his mom causes a threat to his masculinity.

Leonard must choose who to bring with him when he goes to see the Large Hadron Collider on Valentine's Day.

A video game takes over Sheldon and Meemaw's life; George Sr. is jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel at the auto shop.

Mandy gets an exciting job opportunity; Sheldon worries that he's falling behind; Georgie takes his daughter to work.

Focusing on how law enforcement acts when suspected crime unfolds in real time.

When a beloved art professor, Eve Kinwood, is killed, the team must use her art to find the "Real Eve" and her killer.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

A bear wanders into the store when Kyle leaves the loading dock door open.

Phil believes he'll have a day of bad luck after failing to successfully complete his daily superstition; Mitch is certain that Cam is undermining him during their kitchen renovation; Jay is determined to get Gloria to admit she was in an accident.

Jay's friend Shorty visits from Costa Rica but spends more time with Gloria than Jay; Alex decides to prove to Claire that her relationship with Ben is a sexual one.

Mike learns that Mandy and Kyle's wedding shower is on the same day as the big Broncos-Chargers game; Ryan offers to host the men's party at his place; Ed insists that abiding by his superstitious rituals is the only way the Broncos will win.

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).

Jamie Kennedy; Sheryl Underwood; Adam Carolla; Byron Allen; Natasha Leggero; Jimmie Walker.

The key to "Scrambled Up" is its simple, fast and fun format. Four players compete to be the first to correctly unscramble word puzzles. Colorful tiles slowly rearrange themselves while players are given clues to the answer. Host Michael Yo.

The men deal with an abandoned baby when the women spend a weekend at a health spa.

Lester stays with swinging bachelors after a fight with Mary.

Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.

Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.

George slips into deep trouble when he plans to recover $15,000 swindled from Tom.

George and Tom are in danger when three unexpected visitors call on them.

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

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Calvin reluctantly agrees to let Marty create a website for his auto shop in hopes of drumming up more business; Dave makes it his mission to prove to his son that there's more to life than his favorite gadgets.

When Calvin and Tina learn Marty has a new girlfriend, they insist he invite her over for dinner, with surprising results.

The Conners gear up for a megawedding; Jackie and Neville, Darlene and Ben and Harris and Aldo are planning for a shared big day, but along the way, they discover that some of the couples may not be on the same page about their happily ever afters.

In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds' cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway; Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose go to a water park.

George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.

Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.

Adam tries to up his coolness level on the first day of high school; Beverly gets her teaching certification but is subsequently demoted to sub-janitor; the Goldberg kids are sent to Saturday detention.

Beverly intercepts the mixtape Adam made for Dana, thinking he made it for her; Barry shows off his new fake I.D., which is quickly confiscated.

Bob and Abishola plan a trip to Las Vegas for Kemi's wedding; Kemi and Chukwuemeka get into an argument over his mother.

Dottie and Goodwin question Bob's ability to lead under pressure; Abishola is unsure if Bob's newfound success is worth it if it means he's never home.

Leonard and Sheldon hire the host (Bob Newhart) of their favorite childhood TV show to perform; Bernadette and Howard run into trouble while dog-sitting for Raj's pet.

When Mary's faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally.

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Raj designs a scavenger hunt that brings out the best -- and the worst -- in the whole gang.

Sheldon ends up in traffic court after getting a ticket because of Penny.

When Sheldon learns that people with stunted childhoods can turn into social outcasts, he tries to act like a kid; Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis' relationship is tested when she teaches him how to drive.

The gambling room gets broken into; Sheldon wants to study abroad; Missy makes a new friend.

Contestants engage in a war of words for their chance to win $10,000.

A mathematician competes.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

Mandy starts vaping, to her parents' disappointment; Vanessa commiserates with a fellow teacher about the impending strike; Ryan and Kristin find a secret safe in the basement.

Phil and Claire start to question their enthusiasm for Halloween when no one else seems to feel the same; Mitch confronts Jay about how long the kitchen remodel is taking; Cam oversteps his boundaries as a house guest.

Claire throws a 10th anniversary party for Jay and Gloria; Phil plans a magic trick in which Gloria appears out of thin air in her wedding dress.

Mike wants to give Boyd a shotgun for his 10th birthday, but Ryan is against the idea; Kyle and Mandy continue their wedding plans.

Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi.

Jamie Kennedy; Sheryl Underwood; Adam Carolla; Byron Allen; Natasha Leggero; Jimmie Walker.

The key to "Scrambled Up" is its simple, fast and fun format. Four players compete to be the first to correctly unscramble word puzzles. Colorful tiles slowly rearrange themselves while players are given clues to the answer. Host Michael Yo.

The women become lost in the desert when the gang travels to an Arizona dude ranch.

The women become lost in the desert when the gang travels to an Arizona dude ranch.

Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.

A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.

George's chauvinistic remarks at a seminar for newlyweds make Louise uneasy.

Florence "bags" a millionaire when she accompanies her girlfriend on a man-hunting expedition.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

The daily one-hour syndicated entertainment news and lifestyle talk show co-hosted by Mario Lopez, Kit Hoover and Scott Evans features celebrity interviews and gives viewers insider access to Hollywood's biggest stories.

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Tina reunites with her former girl group after decades apart; old issues are reignited, threatening to derail the trio's big performance.

Dave faces off against incumbent Isaiah Evans in a debate for a city council seat; the race comes to a dramatic conclusion.

When Jackie moves in with Neville, he shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office; Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.

Mark is anxious to get his driver's license when a job opportunity presents itself across town; Darlene attempts to teach Mark to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help; Harris meets a new guy online.

Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.

Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.

Erica and Lainey use technology to find a woman for Bill, while Beverly intends to find someone the old-fashioned way; Barry decides he wants to be a gym teacher and begins an apprenticeship with coach Mellor.

Adam does not get the part he wanted in the school musical, leading Beverly to cast him in a rival show; Murray insists on leaving sporting events early to avoid traffic.

Bob, Abishola and their friends and family reflect on how far they've come and consider what's most important to them as they head into the future.

Bob and Abishola decide her mother has officially overstayed her welcome; when Abishola and Kemi hatch a plan to have a spirit speak to Ebunoluwa from beyond the grave, Abishola gets more information about her mother than she bargained for.

Amy and Sheldon's relationship takes a surprising turn during a game of "Dungeons & Dragons"; Lucy and Koothrappali have an awkward date.

When George Sr. asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide out at Tam's for his first sleepover.

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Sheldon wants revenge after Amy ruins one of his favorite films; Leonard finds a way to get Penny to do anything; Stuart and Raj make online dating profiles.

When the guys buy a ring from "The Lord of the Rings" at a garage sale, the item threatens to tear them apart.

Sheldon experiments on Missy; Georgie joins Mary's bible study to spend more time with his crush, Veronica.

Mandy surprises Georgie with a spa weekend; Sheldon prepares for his summer in Germany.

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Teams compete for a grand prize of $100,000.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

Mike attempts to teach Eve a hard lesson about life, but Eve's reaction throws Mike for a loop; Kyle attempts bartering to get Mandy an amazing wedding gift.

Jay gives a Thanksgiving toast that honors the family's successes, although everyone knows it isn't quite true; everyone tries to hide things about their perceived triumphs; Phil works hard to master a magic trick to prove he's not a failure.