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Guests: Rock Hudson and Nancy Walker.

Harvey and Carol encounter a wishing well; in another installment of "The Family", Eunice and Ed suffer through Mama's recuperation after an accident.

Guests: Wayne Rogers and Buddy Ebsen.

Tonight's guest star is Cher; sketches include Harvey and Tim as dueling pianists, spoofs of commercials, and a love triangle between Harvey, Cher, and Carol as the mousy other woman.

Guest Shirley MacLaine joins Carol in sharing some of their fan mail; Tim plays a palace guard who refuses to allow the Queen through the gates unless he gets a popsicle.

The Pointer Sisters are tonight's musical guests; it's not hard to guess that when Mama and The Family play Charades, things will turn to chaos.

Guest: Maggie Smith.

Betty White hits the stage; Betty plays Eunice's sister as The Family celebrates Mama's birthday; elsewhere, vacationers Carol and Tim lose sleep over a bug in their hotel room.

Features commercial spoofs, Harvey trying to give a speech, and Carol demonstrating how nobody notices her.

Rita Moreno guest stars, appearing in a sketch as a nurse to the accident-prone Carol; Tim plays a hapless officer attempting to dishonorably discharge sergeant Harvey.

Ed prepares to leave on an out-of-town trip, but Eunice and Mickey want to come along; Harvey and Carol can't stop making little digs at each other.

Featuring clown Emmett Kelly; a musical performance from The Jackson 5; Carol in a dual role for the movie spoof, A Swiped Life.

The Family steps out as Mama, Eunice, and Ed go to a fancy restaurant; Tim's Oldest Man is a Wild West sheriff.

Rita Moreno guest stars, appearing in a sketch as a nurse to the accident-prone Carol; Tim plays a hapless officer attempting to dishonorably discharge sergeant Harvey.

Ed prepares to leave on an out-of-town trip, but Eunice and Mickey want to come along; Harvey and Carol can't stop making little digs at each other.

Featuring clown Emmett Kelly; a musical performance from The Jackson 5; Carol in a dual role for the movie spoof, A Swiped Life.

The Family steps out as Mama, Eunice, and Ed go to a fancy restaurant; Tim's Oldest Man is a Wild West sheriff.

Ioki (Dustin Nguyen) is wounded when he and Hanson (Johnny Depp) infiltrate rival gangs to apprehend their weapons supplier. With Steven Williams. Guest star: James Whitmore Jr.

Luke worries about losing his hair.

Christian program hosted by Dr. Freda Crews.

The new captain proposes to shape up the chief with the biggest beer belly, a pretty fair description of the outraged Sharkey.

Being assigned to submarine duty interferes with Sharkey's plans to have fun in San Francisco.

A case of mistaken identity ensues when Sharkey reports to the base hospital for his routine physical and is mistaken for a mental patient.

Comic chaos ensues as Sharkey's barracks is chosen for an experiment in co-ed Navy living.

Sharkey's long time girlfriend, Natalie, tires of waiting and gives him an ultimatum about marriage in their relationship.

Paid programming.

Sharkey lands the lead in a Navy training film.

Sharkey must hide a pregnant Mexican woman from INS officials in this Christmas themed episode.

Sketches including "cocktail party," "fake commercial," "nun runner," "General Bullwright," "missing in America," "Maude's world of statues," "fickle finger of fate award," and "joke wall"; featuring Sonny and Cher.

Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz and Michael Nesmith of "The Monkees.".

Sketches including "health club visit," "General Bullwright," "Toulouse track runner," "good news and bad news," "Maude's world of hospitals," "driving instructor," "pickpocket scenes" and "bum quickie"; featuring Mitzi Gaynor and Jack E. Leonard.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Buddy and Sandy Hackett.

Carol Channing; cameo appearance by Johnny Carson.

Sid Caesar; cameo appearances by Zsa Zsa Gabor, Diana Ross and Peter Sellers.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Peter Lawford; Hugh Lambert; cameo appearance by Johnny Carson.

Phyllis Diller; cameo appearance by Roger Moore.

Greer Garson; cameo appearances by Stu Gilliam and Lorne Greene.

Nancy Sinatra; cameo appearances by Tom & Dick Smothers, George Gobel, Guy Lombardo and Ed McMahon.

James Garner; Stu Gilliam; cameo appearances by Roger Moore and Engelbert Humperdinck.