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Guest: Maggie Smith.

Betty White hits the stage; Betty plays Eunice's sister as The Family celebrates Mama's birthday; elsewhere, vacationers Carol and Tim lose sleep over a bug in their hotel room.

Features commercial spoofs, Harvey trying to give a speech, and Carol demonstrating how nobody notices her.

Rita Moreno guest stars, appearing in a sketch as a nurse to the accident-prone Carol; Tim plays a hapless officer attempting to dishonorably discharge sergeant Harvey.

Ed prepares to leave on an out-of-town trip, but Eunice and Mickey want to come along; Harvey and Carol can't stop making little digs at each other.

Featuring clown Emmett Kelly; a musical performance from The Jackson 5; Carol in a dual role for the movie spoof, A Swiped Life.

The Family steps out as Mama, Eunice, and Ed go to a fancy restaurant; Tim's Oldest Man is a Wild West sheriff.

Rita Moreno guest stars, appearing in a sketch as a nurse to the accident-prone Carol; Tim plays a hapless officer attempting to dishonorably discharge sergeant Harvey.

Ed prepares to leave on an out-of-town trip, but Eunice and Mickey want to come along; Harvey and Carol can't stop making little digs at each other.

Featuring clown Emmett Kelly; a musical performance from The Jackson 5; Carol in a dual role for the movie spoof, A Swiped Life.

The Family steps out as Mama, Eunice, and Ed go to a fancy restaurant; Tim's Oldest Man is a Wild West sheriff.

Ioki (Dustin Nguyen) is wounded when he and Hanson (Johnny Depp) infiltrate rival gangs to apprehend their weapons supplier. With Steven Williams. Guest star: James Whitmore Jr.

Luke worries about losing his hair.

Christian program hosted by Dr. Freda Crews.

The new captain proposes to shape up the chief with the biggest beer belly, a pretty fair description of the outraged Sharkey.

Being assigned to submarine duty interferes with Sharkey's plans to have fun in San Francisco.

A case of mistaken identity ensues when Sharkey reports to the base hospital for his routine physical and is mistaken for a mental patient.

Comic chaos ensues as Sharkey's barracks is chosen for an experiment in co-ed Navy living.

Sharkey's long time girlfriend, Natalie, tires of waiting and gives him an ultimatum about marriage in their relationship.

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Sharkey lands the lead in a Navy training film.

Sharkey must hide a pregnant Mexican woman from INS officials in this Christmas themed episode.

Sketches including "cocktail party," "fake commercial," "nun runner," "General Bullwright," "missing in America," "Maude's world of statues," "fickle finger of fate award," and "joke wall"; featuring Sonny and Cher.

Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz and Michael Nesmith of "The Monkees.".

Sketches including "health club visit," "General Bullwright," "Toulouse track runner," "good news and bad news," "Maude's world of hospitals," "driving instructor," "pickpocket scenes" and "bum quickie"; featuring Mitzi Gaynor and Jack E. Leonard.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Buddy and Sandy Hackett.

Carol Channing; cameo appearance by Johnny Carson.

Sid Caesar; cameo appearances by Zsa Zsa Gabor, Diana Ross and Peter Sellers.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Peter Lawford; Hugh Lambert; cameo appearance by Johnny Carson.

Phyllis Diller; cameo appearance by Roger Moore.

Greer Garson; cameo appearances by Stu Gilliam and Lorne Greene.

Nancy Sinatra; cameo appearances by Tom & Dick Smothers, George Gobel, Guy Lombardo and Ed McMahon.

James Garner; Stu Gilliam; cameo appearances by Roger Moore and Engelbert Humperdinck.

"Tormented" (1960) Horror. A dead lover's crawling hand haunts a jazz pianist; with Richard Carlson.

"Women of the Prehistoric Planet" (1966) Science fiction. Alien astronauts land on a strange place, but it's only the beginning of Earth. With Wendell Corey, Keith Larsen, John Agar.

"Attack of the Giant Leeches" (1959) Horror. A bartender sends his wife and her lover into a swamp where big, smart leeches lurk. With Ken Clark, Michael Emmett, Yvette Vickers.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Mistaken for a Howard Hughes-like billionaire in Las Vegas, Freddie the Freeloader tries to promote the fledgling singing career of busboy Bobby Rydell.

Hawkeye relies on his honor and reputation when he is accused of shooting Taylor in the back during an attack.

While on a road trip through a desert, mild-mannered high school teacher Ralph Hinkley is greeted by extraterrestrials that present him with an extraordinary red flying suit that imbues him with uncanny powers.

Bill enlists Ralph's help to protect a chorus girl as he transports her to testify against her drug-dealing ex-boyfriend.

Ralph's plans to spend time with in-laws are thwarted when he must retrieve a secret gun sight stolen by mercenaries.

Bill, in trouble with the FBI, asks Ralph to help him look good by finding an Italian heiress pursued by Soviet spies.

Rhonda turns to Ralph when her too-curious mother is abducted by a Soviet spy stealing a weapons manufacturer's secrets.

Bill calls on disillusioned Ralph when he learns his Korean War idol plans to finance retirement with a gem heist.

Ralph, Bill and Pam fend off the CIA, IRS, Treasury Department and police when Tony is suspected of arson.

New junior law-partner Pam learns her boss is involved in a mob bribery scheme.

While on a road trip through a desert, mild-mannered high school teacher Ralph Hinkley is greeted by extraterrestrials who present him with an extraordinary red flying suit that imbues him with uncanny powers.

The aliens who gave Ralph the suit ask him to stop a computerized missile launch which could start World War III.

A supposed-dead billionaire knows about the suit and asks Ralph to ensure his last charity bequest be honored.