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Sketches include the marriage counselor, Captain Amazing, the salute to the press, the good news, the senator blackouts, news stories, the Indian tradition, the Burbank beauties; featuring William Conrad, Henry Mancini, and Dan and Mary Rowan.

Lucie Arnaz portrays a tax consultant, a roller derby recruit, and a baby bird in the nest; the cast salutes the world of adult books and magazines.

Sketches include Gladys' dream, the tattoo runner, the mod world of television, the isolation booth, the soap opera, the fortune-teller, the Partridge family takeoff; featuring Sally Struthers, Carl Reiner, Slappy White, and Sue Ann Langdon.

"Crash of the Moons" (1954) Science Fiction. Our hero fights evil in outer space. From the "Rocky Jones, Space Ranger" TV series.

"The Rebel Set" (1959) Suspense. A coffeehouse owner (Edward Platt) and three arty types scheme to rob an armored car.

"Manos, Hands of Fate" (1966) Horror. A family driving through Texas asks a cult master for directions.

When former indigent Muggsy becomes a movie star and tries to hide his past, his old pal Freddie the Freeloader won't let him.

Guests include Patrice Munsel and pop duo Peter & Gordon.

San Fernando Red fraudulently poses as a missing heir, much to the consternation of lawyer Harkness and wealthy dowager Mrs. Throckmorton; guests Harve Presnell and Reta Shaw.

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Annie, Lofty and Tagg (Gail Davis, Brad Johnson, Jimmy Hawkins) step in when a store owner is killed and his young daughter is left blind. With Judy Nugent.

Sheriff Deadeye runs for reelection; guests Johnny Mathis and Carol Byron.

Little Luke's schoolmates call him a hillbilly.

Grampa tries to fool Luke and Kate into believing he's ready for retirement.

Carol's guests are Frank Gorshin and Lana Turner; Gorshin does his famous impressions, then joins up with Turner in a sketch about Bluebeard, who has just taken his unlucky 13th bride, Carol.

Carol's guests are George Chakiris and Shirley Jones; Chakiris joins Carol for the Q&A; the latest Carol & Sis sketch finds Jones playing Roger's temp secretary.

Martha Raye and Betty Grable guest in the soap opera spoof "As The Stomach Turns"; A Beautiful Legs contest reveals stiff competition from an unlikely entrant.

The Rat Pack meets The Burnett Bunch when Peter Lawford guests; sketches include Lawford wooing his mail order bride, Carol, on an Amazonian plantation; Minnie Pearl delivers her down-home country style of comedy.

For a guest like Tim Conway, Carol's door is always open; Tim's engagement ring for Carol, made from the cursed Hope Diamond, causes no end of bad luck; a musical performance by Shani Wallis.

Sid Caesar and Barbara McNair are Carol's guests tonight; McNair and Carol spoof a classic TV series; V.I.P. features a talk with silent film stars played by Carol and Sid.

Guests include Martin Landau, Barbara Bain and Carol Channing.

Nanette Fabray and Trini Lopez guest star; sketches include Carol and Nanette as a pair of precocious, 5-year-olds and an episode of "As the Stomach Turns.".

Guest star George Gobel joins Carol in a V.I.P. interview of a duke and duchess living in squalor in New York; Bobbie Gentry takes us on a musical journey.

Edie Adams and Tim Conway are Carol's guests this evening; a sketch in which Tim and Carol are conventioneers double booked in a hotel room.

Carol brings on Lucille Ball, Eddie Albert, and Nancy Wilson; Albert drops in on Carol & Sis as Roger's new, health-nutty boss; all three appear on As The Stomach Turns.

Guest Stars Mel Tormé, Nanette Fabray, and Don Rickles pitch in to help tell The Tin Pan Alley Story; Mel and Carol are songwriting team Potts and Panz on their road to -- and from -- stardom.

Guests include Martin Landau, Barbara Bain and Carol Channing.

Nanette Fabray and Trini Lopez guest star; sketches include Carol and Nanette as a pair of precocious, 5-year-olds and an episode of "As the Stomach Turns.".

Guest star George Gobel joins Carol in a V.I.P. interview of a duke and duchess living in squalor in New York; Bobbie Gentry takes us on a musical journey.

Edie Adams and Tim Conway are Carol's guests this evening; a sketch in which Tim and Carol are conventioneers double booked in a hotel room.

Carol brings on Lucille Ball, Eddie Albert, and Nancy Wilson; Albert drops in on Carol & Sis as Roger's new, health-nutty boss; all three appear on As The Stomach Turns.

Guest Stars Mel Tormé, Nanette Fabray, and Don Rickles pitch in to help tell The Tin Pan Alley Story; Mel and Carol are songwriting team Potts and Panz on their road to -- and from -- stardom.

Stark plans to rob a less-than-reputable bank to get them money for a sizable purchase of slaves, but things don't quite go the way he thinks they will.

Infected currency from the Shadow Depository threatens the crew of the Moya as they decide how best to rescue D'Argo's son.

ALF is relocated to the family garage as a result of his mischievous behavior. With Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

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The crew of the injured Moya must rely on the help of disorganized mercenaries to save Crichton from Scorpius.

ALF visits "Gilligan's Island" castaways Gilligan (Bob Denver), the Skipper (Alan Hale), the Professor (Russell Johnson) and Mary Ann (Dawn Wells).

Mrs. Ochmonek (Liz Sheridan) thinks she's seeing things when she spots ALF the alien in the backyard.

ALF joins a monastery after learning that his parents were married before he was born -- a disgrace on the planet Melmac.

Jim is the victim of mistaken identity when he buys the contract of an indentured servant, only to have that servant tell an innkeeper that Jim is really the servant.

Jim enlists the help of a former pickpocket when he tries to bust a gang of counterfeiters.

Jim considers purchasing a lead mine, but the current owner doesn't want to sell if the mine's lode will be used to make munitions.

Jim risks his life to retrieve a stolen shipment of desperately needed smallpox vaccine.

Jim considers buying some land, but when he learns the previous owners were recently scammed out of the plot, he works to help them get it back.

When Jim is shot, he ends up recovering in the home of a wealthy family, where one of the women treating him asks him not to identify his attacker.

While negotiating to buy cotton, Jim realizes that much of the labor at the farm comes from the local prison.

Bowie and a friend make up a wild story to trick a crooked shopkeeper who has been cheating Sam McCullers.

Jim is suspicious when his elderly friend dies on his wedding night.

Jim uncovers a landowners' plot to get the state capital moved to their property.

Jim pretends to be a prospective groom for the daughter of a wealthy French family, hoping the ruse will help him escape a waterfront gang.

Jim investigates when a woman apparently is frightened to death by a baby alligator hidden inside a doll.

Sibling aristocrats seek money from both Rachel and Jim.

Jim and Jean Lafitte help an American diplomat being held by Mexican authorities.

When Jim wins the services of a young woman in a poker game, he tries to teach her what it means to be a lady.

Jim comes to the aid of a member of the Choctaw tribe who has been accused of murder and robbery by his tribe.

Jim gets an anonymous letter threatening his life.

The search for a missing necklace leads Bowie to a criminal brotherhood planning to take over the state.

The Bowie brothers are invited to partner with a rich French family in a new bank.

Bowie delegates a gambler to sell tickets to a benefit.

Deaf Smith comes to Jim's aid during a bandit attack.

While in San Antonio, Bowie meets the woman who will become his wife.

Bowie happens upon a treasure map but using it could disrupt the fragile peace with a local Indian tribe.

John Chapman and Jim Bowie save each other's lives in two unexpected situations.