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Guest James Coco takes a slow boat to romance in the Saturday night tear-jerker movie spoof, "One Way Ticket," while Carol gets into a tempestuous argument with a container of margarine.

Guest star Telly Savalas and Harvey play businessmen whose broken merger plays like a broken relationship; TV commercials; Telly as "Poopi Le Moko.".

Guests: Maggie Smith and Tim Conway.

Guests: Vincent Price and Joan Rivers.

Guest: Tim Conway.

Guests: Rock Hudson and Nancy Walker.

Harvey and Carol encounter a wishing well; in another installment of "The Family", Eunice and Ed suffer through Mama's recuperation after an accident.

Guests: Wayne Rogers and Buddy Ebsen.

Tonight's guest star is Cher; sketches include Harvey and Tim as dueling pianists, spoofs of commercials, and a love triangle between Harvey, Cher, and Carol as the mousy other woman.

Guest Shirley MacLaine joins Carol in sharing some of their fan mail; Tim plays a palace guard who refuses to allow the Queen through the gates unless he gets a popsicle.

Harvey and Carol encounter a wishing well; in another installment of "The Family", Eunice and Ed suffer through Mama's recuperation after an accident.

Guests: Wayne Rogers and Buddy Ebsen.

Tonight's guest star is Cher; sketches include Harvey and Tim as dueling pianists, spoofs of commercials, and a love triangle between Harvey, Cher, and Carol as the mousy other woman.

Guest Shirley MacLaine joins Carol in sharing some of their fan mail; Tim plays a palace guard who refuses to allow the Queen through the gates unless he gets a popsicle.

When Hoffs breaks off her romance with a city auditor, he retaliates by writing a bad report on the Jump Street program.

Little Luke enters the corn-eating contest.

Christian program hosted by Dr. Freda Crews.

Pruitt has been showing signs of lethargy and Sharkey suspects it is due to a wild nightlife.

Sharkey and the men try to scrounge up a woman to represent their barracks in the Navy's Miss Topside beauty contest.

Sudden back pains lead Sharkey to worry that he will be ineligible for CPO of the Year competition.

A bomb scare in the female recruits' barracks forces them to be housed in Sharkey's building.

Visiting Marines cause havoc at the training base as their behavior tests the patience of Sharkey and the other sailors.

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Sharkey must instruct a visiting South American sailor in the ways of the United States Navy.

Sharkey needs to reunite a punk rock girl with her concerned mother.

Milton Berle; Shelley Berman; Joey Bishop; John Byner; Jill St. John; Tiny Tim; John Wayne; Flip Wilson; Sivi Aberg; Pamela Austin.

Eve Arden; Herb Alpert; cameo appearances by Jack Lemmon, Zsa Zsa Gabor, John Wayne, Arlene Dahl, Sonny Tufts and Patrick Wayne.

Abbe Lane; cameo appearances by Zsa Zsa Gabor; Greer Garson, Greg Morris and Bob Hope.

Robert Culp; France Nuyen; cameo appearances by Kirk Douglas, Lena Horne and Flip Wilson.

Bobby Darin; cameo appearances by Harland Sanders, Mitzi Gaynor, Kirk Douglas and Rosemary Clooney.

Connie Stevens; Larry Storch; cameo appearances by Buddy Hackett, Jerry Lewis, Dinah Shore, Flip Wilson, Leonard Nimoy and Edward Platt.

Marcel Marceau; Jack Riley; cameo appearances by Lena Horne, Flip Wilson, Sonny Tufts, Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Dick Gregory; cameo appearances by Rod Serling, Rock Hudson and George Gobel.

Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Billy Barty, Jack Riley; cameo appearances by Jack Benny, Barbara Bain, Otto Preminger and Rock Hudson.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

An Air Force major trains a pilot how to fly F-104 Starfighter.

With tremendous wit and sarcasm, Mike, Servo and Crow lambaste this cinematic stinker, which focuses on women's wrestling promoter Scalli, a dirty scoundrel involved in illegal gambling who tries to run away from the cops and brutal mobsters.

A Russian hero of the Middle Ages battles a three-headed dragon.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

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Annie (Gail Davis) races to save her retired mentor (Stanley Andrews) from a suicide mission with a merciless young gunman. With Ric Vallin.

Clem Kadiddlehopper is the Swami of Las Vegas; Mickey can't catch a break.

Luke and Kate convince Grampa to join a group for elderly people.

Luke and Kate trade Grampa's old car.

The man accused in the murder of a model is actually innocent.

Lance and Lorenzo delve into the world of pornography to investigate the deaths of a call girl and a wealthy heart-attack victim.

A dead body is found on the beach, indicating foul play at sea.

Kidnapping and sex lead to the death of a wealthy businessman.

A serial killer selects his victims from the newspaper personal ads.

Investigating a congressman's death, Lance and Lorenzo expose a prominent political family's seamy past.

After assaulting his mistress, a tabloid journalist is murdered.

A movie queen turns up murdered, and the investigation uncovers a major scandal.

Rita must go undercover as a coed in order to trap a killer.

Investigating an apparently professional hit of a mob lawyer, Lance and Lorenzo uncover sexual intrigue.

A too-personal bedside manner leads to the murder of a society doctor.

A baseball team owner is murdered; Lance is drawn to an old flame.

After assaulting his mistress, a tabloid journalist is murdered.

A movie queen turns up murdered, and the investigation uncovers a major scandal.

Rita must go undercover as a coed in order to trap a killer.

Investigating an apparently professional hit of a mob lawyer, Lance and Lorenzo uncover sexual intrigue.

A too-personal bedside manner leads to the murder of a society doctor.

A baseball team owner is murdered; Lance is drawn to an old flame.

Parasitic Energy Riders hitch a ride on Moya, planning to plant themselves inside the bodies of the crew.

The Peacekeeper Retrieval Squad finally reveals its true mission when it confronts Crichton and his crew.

ALF shields Willie (Max Wright) when a criminal resembling him is profiled on a crime-stopper TV show. With Anne Schedeen.

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Scorpius (Wayne Pygram) risks it all when appealing to Crichton (Ben Browder) for an alliance by revealing his shrouded past.

ALF discovers and later becomes addicted to the art of making stock-market deals. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

After a visit from a psychologist (Bill Daily), ALF subjects the Tanners to a barrage of unwanted psychoanalysis. Stars Max Wright and Andrea Elson.

Willie, in an effort to curb ALF's cotton addiction, holds a support group meeting in his living room.

Guest Gloria Swanson arrives for the Q&A, but she only has eyes for Lyle; sketches include a "Carol & Sis" where the Bradfords try to discourage an elevator operator who only has eyes for Carol.

Paul Sand and Eydie Gormé guest star. Including a salute to movie series such as "Dr. Kildare"; Paul and Eydie join Carol for an outrageous werewolf sketch.

An encounter at a bar between Harvey and Carol, who misreads every situation; Carol and Vicki as contestants in a Lucky Lady contest.

Filmed in Australia. Segments include: A ham actress is too drunk to go on stage but performs anyway, wreaking havoc with her understudy and co-star; the world's oldest living symphony orchestra conductor; Carol performs "It's Today.".

Guest stars Ruth Buzzi and Richard Crenna take part in a salute to the "bad girls" of cinema in a series of satiric spoofs of classic movies and their tropes.

Guests: Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway and Steven Warner.

Life is a cabaret when Joel Grey and Vincent Price guest star; the two play guests at a hotel where Carol is the switchboard operator, who listens in on all the calls; and more.

Guest: Roddy McDowall, the Jackson Five.

Guest stars John Byner and Francine Beers; sketches include an escaped convict seeking refuge in a diner; Carol and Vicki as robots made by John and Harvey; "Carol & Sis.".

Series premiere guest: Jim Nabors; highlights include an interview with Shirley Dimple, Jim and Carol as two misfit skiers in The Ski Lodge and more.

Guest James Coco takes a slow boat to romance in the Saturday night tear-jerker movie spoof, "One Way Ticket," while Carol gets into a tempestuous argument with a container of margarine.

Guest star Telly Savalas and Harvey play businessmen whose broken merger plays like a broken relationship; TV commercials; Telly as "Poopi Le Moko.".

Carol is an old lady feeding birds in the park; Tim is a wacky pharmacist; Carol and Vicki are office buddies on a cruise.

This Family Show features Dick as an airport traveler getting a long, awkward farewell from his family, and Tim as a steelworker seeking to do in his wife, Carol.

An installment of "The Family"; Mr. Tudball does battle with a coffee vending machine; guest Madeline Kahn.

A psychiatrist is bombarded by phone calls from his family; a salute to Warner Bros. with movie spoofs; the Old Man works as a repairman of musical instruments; guest Alan King.

Painful memories resurface when Penhall goes undercover to trap a high-school bully. Guest star: Dom DeLuise.

Grampa is upset when he finds Hassie learning to dance to rock and roll music and using makeup in order to attract Tommy's attention; when Kate convinces Grampa his ideas are old-fashioned, he and Luke decide to assist Hassie in her conquest.

Elder Jacob Meyer teaches that the sacred Scriptures must be interpreted as literally as possible and its precepts faithfully obeyed.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Pruitt infects Sharkey and most of the recruit company with Russian flu and Sharkey is overwhelmed by home-spun remedies.

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Much to both of their chagrins, Captain Buckner is forced to make Sharkey his personal aide.

Sharkey reveals that he has a fear of flying and is terrified at an upcoming flight he is required to take because of Navy business.

Longley must help a parolee and his daughter battle a family of outlaws who are trying to drive him off his ranch; they receive help from a pair of unlikely allies.

After the surrender at Appomattox, Longley and two of his junior officers agree to a reunion; five years later, the trio rendezvous and the sheriff suspects one of them of stealing an army-payroll.

Longley chases after Clay Thompson, a ruthless bounty hunter who is pursuit of a man falsely accused of bank robbery; Thompson doesn't believe The Texan when he explains the wanted posters are being retracted and continues his pursuit.

When an outlaw gang robs the bank, Bill joins a posse to track them down; when the outlaws cross into Mexico, the sheriff and his men return home, but Bill crosses the border to avenge the deaths of a mother and daughter.

An actor/cardsharp who cleaned out two men in poker is set up as the fall guy for an ambush on Bill; the payroll he was delivering is stolen.

Though reluctant at first, Bill accepts the job to become his old friend Sheriff Ben Tildy's deputy; several deputies before him had been killed by two ruthless men taking over the town, and the residents blame Tildy for their deaths.

Bill stops a trail boss from harassing a saloon girl; the humiliated trail boss then uses an eager young man to join his group and get revenge on Bill.

Bill tries to help a young woman being pursued by two men; the men tell Bill that she's a thief, and they are bringing her back to the gunfighter she is fleeing from; unfortunately, her experience with the man has made her bitter towards all men.

Bill stops at an inn, where he meets an old lawman friend holding two convicted killers; the lawman is wounded, and Bill must take responsibility of the prisoners.

The local bank is robbed while Bill is participating in a shooting contest; a photographer friend of Bill's is killed, but he happened to catch a picture of the robbers just before they shot him.

Working with a posse, Bill captures a bank robber and the stolen money; the rest of the posse want to split the loot, but Bill refuses, so the posse decides to kill him; luckily, a band of Comancheros interrupts their plans.

Bill is ambushed, and his horse is stolen; he's forced to travel by stagecoach, one he shares with wanted outlaw Pony Sloan; after stopping at a way station, a man there tells Bill the other side to Sloan's story.

The town of Calico kills one of the Kiley brothers then makes a display of his burial on main street; Bill goes there to warn them that the Kiley gang is planning revenge.

Bill is working with a telegraph company installing lines, when an outlaw gang in the area intervenes and tries to get the crew to leave.

Bill is hired to drive a cattle herd to Abilene, but he must contend with two big problems: a hostile trail hand and a rival drive whose leader will stop at nothing to ensure that his herd gets to Abilene first.

After failing in an attempt to ambush Bill, Bishop pays a band of Native Americans to attack the Akins herd, hoping to scatter the cattle and prevent them from reaching Abilene first.

Still leading the cattle drive, Bill takes his herd across a powerful rancher's land; he finds a woman who claims she is fleeing from a rancher's advances, but he learns that she isn't telling the whole truth.

A former lawman who lost his nerve after a shooting incident is being harassed by brothers of a man he once killed; the ex-lawman's daughter refuses to let him fight back.

Bill travels to Ciudad Juárez to accept a job from a cattleman, only to find out he's actually been hired to become a scapegoat in a counterfeiting scheme.

A rancher warns Bill and the railroad workers not to put track down through the land his cattle graze on, even though it is government land; he shoots one of the workers, which sends the rest of the workers into a lynching mood.

Bill tries to find out who's supplying whiskey to railroad workers during their working hours in order to halt railroad progress; he first suspects a saloon owner, but it becomes clear she's not the guilty party.

Bill agrees to take his former Civil War commander's oldest son with him to make a man out of him; Bill quickly detects the son has an intense bitterness towards his father.

Bill is serving as Marshall of Rio Nada, an area plagued by Mexican bandits who cross the border to raid the countryside; he captures one of the bandits and threatens him with hanging to get the identity of the bandit leader.

After acting Marshall Bill decrees that no guns would be allowed on Rio Nada's streets, a casino owner hires two notorious gunmen to kill him.

Bill is brought to the Governor by two bounty hunters, and he's hired to become Marshal of border-town being controlled by an outlaw called El Sombro; Bill learns his old mentor is the current sheriff, and he's become an ineffective drunk.

Bill is forced to kill one of the Dawson brothers after the man draws on him during a fight; now he must contend with the three other brothers who want revenge.

After Bill turns down a bribe from a landowner to detour the track through his town, the man forces a doctor to quarantine the railroad workers with false claims.

Bill finds an old prospector almost dead from thirst and brings him to the railroad workers' camp; men from a rival outfit talk the old man into spreading a story about finding gold, hoping to lure workers away from their jobs.

Bill tries to find out who's supplying whiskey to railroad workers during their working hours in order to halt railroad progress; he first suspects a saloon owner, but it becomes clear she's not the guilty party.

Bill agrees to take his former Civil War commander's oldest son with him to make a man out of him; Bill quickly detects the son has an intense bitterness towards his father.

Bill is serving as Marshall of Rio Nada, an area plagued by Mexican bandits who cross the border to raid the countryside; he captures one of the bandits and threatens him with hanging to get the identity of the bandit leader.

After acting Marshall Bill decrees that no guns would be allowed on Rio Nada's streets, a casino owner hires two notorious gunmen to kill him.

Bill is brought to the Governor by two bounty hunters, and he's hired to become Marshal of border-town being controlled by an outlaw called El Sombro; Bill learns his old mentor is the current sheriff, and he's become an ineffective drunk.

Bill is forced to kill one of the Dawson brothers after the man draws on him during a fight; now he must contend with the three other brothers who want revenge.

After Bill turns down a bribe from a landowner to detour the track through his town, the man forces a doctor to quarantine the railroad workers with false claims.

Bill finds an old prospector almost dead from thirst and brings him to the railroad workers' camp; men from a rival outfit talk the old man into spreading a story about finding gold, hoping to lure workers away from their jobs.

Suspended Hanson goes after an old friend (Angelo Tiffe) who wrote a revealing article about the squad.

While fishing in Canada, Templar meets a German scientist who wants to return to his communist nation to see his family.

A jealous lover may be responsible for the threatening notes sent to a chivalrous English aristocrat.

An old friend of Templar's becomes a blackmail victim when he decides to hit the social scene while his wife is away.

Sharkey moves off-base into an apartment in order to spice up his social life. His plan backfires when the recruits all show up just before a last chance date with Natalie yelling loud enough about problems that Sharkey gets tossed by his landlord.

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Sharkey must come to the rescue when his recruits are swindled by a sleazy car salesman into buying a lemon.

The chauvinistic chief must adjust to the fact that his new commanding officer is a woman.

A colorful shirt and a unique machine gun lead Hunter and McCall to a hired killer stalking double-dealing drug pushers.

Hunter and McCall try to outguess an ex-convict who is stalking jurors who found him guilty of murder.

Hunter and McCall track down a man they believe to be a small-time killer but who is actually a highly skilled international assassin.

A TV reporter's persistence complicates the search for a murderous arsonist.

A sniper killing blondes leads Hunter and McCall to a trail of similar murders stretching back 18 years.

Hunter fears for McCall's life when a pornographic filmmaker, suspected of two murders, lures her to his beach house.

After murder interrupts their Chinatown dinner, Rick and Dee Dee suspect a neighborhood war.

Hunter and McCall travel to a resort to find evidence in the murder of a blackmailer; guests Don Stroud, Stuart Whitman.

The detectives suspect a greedy heir is behind the attempted murder of a rich, elderly man and the successful murder of his wife.

An attacker wielding an acid-filled gun stalks stars of a TV show employing Rick and Dee Dee as technical advisers; guest Jan Murray.

Dee Dee falls victim to a foreign attaché who has already raped and killed a woman under the shield of diplomatic immunity; Hunter is determined to find him.

McCall's attacker flees to his native country and the protection of his powerful father.

A thief who killed his accomplices suspects McCall and Hunter stole $6 million from his impounded getaway car.

Hunter and McCall work through the maze of double-crosses surrounding the fatal plunge of a government witness.