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Lucie Arnaz portrays a tax consultant, a roller derby recruit, and a baby bird in the nest; the cast salutes the world of adult books and magazines.

Sketches include Gladys' dream, the tattoo runner, the mod world of television, the isolation booth, the soap opera, the fortune-teller, the Partridge family takeoff; featuring Sally Struthers, Carl Reiner, Slappy White, and Sue Ann Langdon.

Sketches include the vaudeville wall, the cocktail party, bad manners, the interrogation crossover, eternal youth, the convict runner, a Thanksgiving salute, the leftovers blackouts, and more; featuring James Caan, Nanette Fabray and Bob Crane.

Sketches include firing-squad runners; visit with the nuns; drinking quickie; running jokes with Godfather; headline news; book reviews; news from London, Ireland and China; news of the first lady; featuring Carol Burnett.

Sketches include Lily's tasteful lady; marriage counselor, Henny con man sketch; Ruth dungeon runner, the Swizzlers, Sarah and Penn nun runners; checkout counter; show business news; featuring Rich Little, Henny Youngman and Jack Klugman.

ALF thinks he witnessed a murder at a neighbor's house. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

An ex-commando whips up a mission to Nicaragua to negotiate with terrorists who have nuclear armaments.

Disguised German commandos head for Casablanca on a mission to change World War II.

Grampa puts Luke in charge of the farm.

Hassie befriends a wealthy neighbor.

Luke and Kate dabble in the stock market.

Kate visits a marriage counselor.

Amos won't give Kate money for a washing machine.

Pepino prepares to take his citizenship test.

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Hassie's hip friends ridicule Grandpa.

Grampa goes to jail for burning trash.

Grandpa sees that George's nephew is up to no good.

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Amos has two dates for the church social.

Flip Wilson hosts this variety show, a mix of skits, musical acts and famous guests. Famous characters include Geraldine Jones - a sassy, modern woman who had a boyfriend named Killer (who, when not in prison, was at the pool hall) - and Reverend Leroy, the minister of the Church of What's Happening Now!

David Frost; James Brown; the Muppets.

Lily and Flip do saloon and computer dating bits; Redd gives an English lesson and Rev; Leroy preaches with the Temptations.

Roger Miller; the Temptations; Lily Tomlin; Redd Foxx.

Perry Como; Charlie Callas; Denise Nicholas; Lola Falana.

Callas is a palace guard and Italian café patron; Louis leads Rev. Leroy's church in "When The Saints Go Marching In.".

Robert Goulet; Robert Klein; Lola Falana; Dean Martin.

Arte's a hopeless holdup man; Marcel does his Mask Maker pantomime; Moms gets a Geraldine makeover.

Arte's a hopeless holdup man; Marcel does his Mask Maker pantomime; Moms gets a Geraldine makeover.

Stevie Wonder; Connie Stevens; John Byner; Johnny Brown.

Lena Horne; Tony Randall; Modern Jazz Quartet.

Sid Caesar; Bobby Darin; B.B. King.

Burl Ives, Slim Gaillard, music group Sha Na Na.

Raymond Burr; Stanley Myron; the Muppets; Loretta Long; Sunday's Child.

James Brown discusses dance moves; Frost interviews Geraldine and (along with Sunday's Child) joins Rev. Leroy's church.

The boxing champ makes poetic predictions for his Joe Frazier fight; Tomlin's a health nut; Flip and Bobby do a vaudeville bit.

Joe Namath; Johnny Mathis; George Carlin; Abbey Lincoln.

Art Carney; Barbara Feldon; Modern Jazz Quartet.

Aretha Franklin; David Frost.

Don Rickles; Ray Charles; Leslie Uggams.

Diahann Carroll; Tim Conway; Robert Klein.

Carlin does a monologue on NYC cops; Flip fixes Ray Stevens' TV set; Rev. Leroy visits Lena Horne at a nightclub.

Lily Tomlin; Hamid Hamilton Camp; Gaylord & Holiday.

Flip Wilson hosts this variety show, a mix of skits, musical acts and famous guests. Famous characters include Geraldine Jones - a sassy, modern woman who had a boyfriend named Killer (who, when not in prison, was at the pool hall) - and Reverend Leroy, the minister of the Church of What's Happening Now!

Joe Namath; Johnny Mathis; George Carlin; Abbey Lincoln.

Art Carney; Barbara Feldon; Modern Jazz Quartet.

Aretha Franklin; David Frost.

Don Rickles; Ray Charles; Leslie Uggams.

Diahann Carroll; Tim Conway; Robert Klein.

Carlin does a monologue on NYC cops; Flip fixes Ray Stevens' TV set; Rev. Leroy visits Lena Horne at a nightclub.

Lily Tomlin; Hamid Hamilton Camp; Gaylord & Holiday.

Flip Wilson hosts this variety show, a mix of skits, musical acts and famous guests. Famous characters include Geraldine Jones - a sassy, modern woman who had a boyfriend named Killer (who, when not in prison, was at the pool hall) - and Reverend Leroy, the minister of the Church of What's Happening Now!

An Italian girl helps Kate can.

Luke utters another woman's name in his sleep.

Grampa finds out that he is seven years younger than he thought.

Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

Dr. Michael A. Youssef passionately proclaims uncompromising truth from God's Word to people around the world through the ministries of Leading The Way. Join him for sound Biblical teaching each week.

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Luke is put in charge of George's apple crop.

Grampa and George fight over a tree sprayer.

Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

This Family Show features Dick as an airport traveler getting a long, awkward farewell from his family, and Tim as a steelworker seeking to do in his wife, Carol.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.

Ken Berry and Natalie Cole are tonight's guests; a courtroom drama featuring Tim; he's been influenced by television and has seemingly turned into a rascally rabbit.

Steve Lawrence steps into the Fred MacMurray role in a take-off on the classic noir film "Double Indemnity" here named "Double Calamity", with Carol in the femme fatale role.

Steve Martin and Betty White catch a wave in the movie spoof Beach Blanket Boo-Boo; Carol plays a bag lady who causes trouble for an unassuming Tim.

Lucille Ball, Tim Conway and Gloria Loring guest star; featuring a sketch in which Lucy and Carol play rival Rent-A-Car agents vying for Tim's business and more.

Guest star Richard Chamberlain gives it his all in "Gone With The Breeze"; fellow guest Gloria Loring takes center stage for an impressive musical performance.

Don Adams guest stars; Don plays a talk show host beset with technical difficulties and Carol's agitated husband in The Lost Purse; Lesley Ann Warren dazzles us with song and dance.

Jonathan Winters and Barbara Eden join Carol for the question and answer segment; Barbara and dancers perform "Bend It;" Leonard Nimoy joins Carol in "Mrs. Invisible Man.".

Carol's guests are Mickey Rooney and John Davidson; Davidson sings "Somewhere"; Rooney takes part in a wild, wild Western; Carol must choose between the two (and Lyle) on The Rat Race.

Carol's guests are Frank Gorshin and Lana Turner; Gorshin does his famous impressions, then joins up with Turner in a sketch about Bluebeard, who has just taken his unlucky 13th bride, Carol.

Carol's guests are George Chakiris and Shirley Jones; Chakiris joins Carol for the Q&A; the latest Carol & Sis sketch finds Jones playing Roger's temp secretary.

Jonathan Winters and Barbara Eden join Carol for the question and answer segment; Barbara and dancers perform "Bend It;" Leonard Nimoy joins Carol in "Mrs. Invisible Man.".

Carol's guests are Mickey Rooney and John Davidson; Davidson sings "Somewhere"; Rooney takes part in a wild, wild Western; Carol must choose between the two (and Lyle) on The Rat Race.

Carol's guests are Frank Gorshin and Lana Turner; Gorshin does his famous impressions, then joins up with Turner in a sketch about Bluebeard, who has just taken his unlucky 13th bride, Carol.

Carol's guests are George Chakiris and Shirley Jones; Chakiris joins Carol for the Q&A; the latest Carol & Sis sketch finds Jones playing Roger's temp secretary.

The Jump Street officers go undercover at a high school where a deadly new drug has killed several students.

George is allergic to their checkerboard.

Elder Jacob Meyer teaches that the sacred Scriptures must be interpreted as literally as possible and its precepts faithfully obeyed.

Grampa uses Pepino's money to pay bills.

Grandpa sends Pepino on vacation and hires a hand.

Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

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Grampa is cursed by Pepino's voodoo priest.

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Longley must help a parolee and his daughter battle a family of outlaws who are trying to drive him off his ranch; they receive help from a pair of unlikely allies.

After the surrender at Appomattox, Longley and two of his junior officers agree to a reunion; five years later, the trio rendezvous and the sheriff suspects one of them of stealing an army-payroll.

Longley chases after Clay Thompson, a ruthless bounty hunter who is pursuit of a man falsely accused of bank robbery; Thompson doesn't believe The Texan when he explains the wanted posters are being retracted and continues his pursuit.

When an outlaw gang robs the bank, Bill joins a posse to track them down; when the outlaws cross into Mexico, the sheriff and his men return home, but Bill crosses the border to avenge the deaths of a mother and daughter.

An actor/cardsharp who cleaned out two men in poker is set up as the fall guy for an ambush on Bill; the payroll he was delivering is stolen.

Though reluctant at first, Bill accepts the job to become his old friend Sheriff Ben Tildy's deputy; several deputies before him had been killed by two ruthless men taking over the town, and the residents blame Tildy for their deaths.

Bill stops a trail boss from harassing a saloon girl; the humiliated trail boss then uses an eager young man to join his group and get revenge on Bill.

Bill tries to help a young woman being pursued by two men; the men tell Bill that she's a thief, and they are bringing her back to the gunfighter she is fleeing from; unfortunately, her experience with the man has made her bitter towards all men.

Bill stops at an inn, where he meets an old lawman friend holding two convicted killers; the lawman is wounded, and Bill must take responsibility of the prisoners.

The local bank is robbed while Bill is participating in a shooting contest; a photographer friend of Bill's is killed, but he happened to catch a picture of the robbers just before they shot him.

Working with a posse, Bill captures a bank robber and the stolen money; the rest of the posse want to split the loot, but Bill refuses, so the posse decides to kill him; luckily, a band of Comancheros interrupts their plans.

Bill is ambushed, and his horse is stolen; he's forced to travel by stagecoach, one he shares with wanted outlaw Pony Sloan; after stopping at a way station, a man there tells Bill the other side to Sloan's story.

The town of Calico kills one of the Kiley brothers then makes a display of his burial on main street; Bill goes there to warn them that the Kiley gang is planning revenge.

Bill is working with a telegraph company installing lines, when an outlaw gang in the area intervenes and tries to get the crew to leave.

Bill is hired to drive a cattle herd to Abilene, but he must contend with two big problems: a hostile trail hand and a rival drive whose leader will stop at nothing to ensure that his herd gets to Abilene first.

After failing in an attempt to ambush Bill, Bishop pays a band of Native Americans to attack the Akins herd, hoping to scatter the cattle and prevent them from reaching Abilene first.

Still leading the cattle drive, Bill takes his herd across a powerful rancher's land; he finds a woman who claims she is fleeing from a rancher's advances, but he learns that she isn't telling the whole truth.

A former lawman who lost his nerve after a shooting incident is being harassed by brothers of a man he once killed; the ex-lawman's daughter refuses to let him fight back.

Bill travels to Ciudad Juárez to accept a job from a cattleman, only to find out he's actually been hired to become a scapegoat in a counterfeiting scheme.

A rancher warns Bill and the railroad workers not to put track down through the land his cattle graze on, even though it is government land; he shoots one of the workers, which sends the rest of the workers into a lynching mood.

Bill tries to find out who's supplying whiskey to railroad workers during their working hours in order to halt railroad progress; he first suspects a saloon owner, but it becomes clear she's not the guilty party.

Bill agrees to take his former Civil War commander's oldest son with him to make a man out of him; Bill quickly detects the son has an intense bitterness towards his father.

Bill is serving as Marshall of Rio Nada, an area plagued by Mexican bandits who cross the border to raid the countryside; he captures one of the bandits and threatens him with hanging to get the identity of the bandit leader.

After acting Marshall Bill decrees that no guns would be allowed on Rio Nada's streets, a casino owner hires two notorious gunmen to kill him.

Bill is brought to the Governor by two bounty hunters, and he's hired to become Marshal of border-town being controlled by an outlaw called El Sombro; Bill learns his old mentor is the current sheriff, and he's become an ineffective drunk.

Bill is forced to kill one of the Dawson brothers after the man draws on him during a fight; now he must contend with the three other brothers who want revenge.

After Bill turns down a bribe from a landowner to detour the track through his town, the man forces a doctor to quarantine the railroad workers with false claims.

Bill finds an old prospector almost dead from thirst and brings him to the railroad workers' camp; men from a rival outfit talk the old man into spreading a story about finding gold, hoping to lure workers away from their jobs.