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Store gives change in pennies; vision test for rental car drivers.

Road has speed bumps every three feet; second graders slice apple pie.

Rubber raft inflates in taxi. Store imposes a tax on sales tax.

Supermarket carts won't turn. Store charges extra for using cash.

Store sells tomorrow's paper. Kids tell their favorite jokes.

Supermarket speed bumps; doggie dating service.

Do-it-yourself security system. Small items in over-sized boxes.

Unsuspecting people react to bizarre events.

Allen Funt and crew make an historic journey to Moscow.

A golf course has missing holes.

Loud eating noises and a flying phone booth.

A dribble glass and dancing traffic cops.

Guest Wally Cox tries to get longshoremen to diet.

A kangaroo bounces into a gas station.

Trying to get money from under a tire.

A sidewalk traffic light fools pedestrians.

A talking horse and moving silverware.

Desk drawers open magically; a dog becomes a star.

A human hand in a washing machine causes trouble.

Cars are chained together for security.

Shoppers are trapped in a supermarket aisle.

Florists are asked to make ugly bouquets.

Rubber hot dogs and a guy in a bird suit.

"The Sword and the Dragon" (1960) Fantasy. A Russian hero of the Middle Ages battles a three-headed dragon.

"The Violent Years" (1956) Crime. A newspaperman's daughter runs with a vicious girls' gang; written by Edward D. Wood Jr.

"Time of the Apes" (1987) Science fiction. Two children and a frozen woman wake up 2,000 years later, when apes and a computer rule the world. With Reiko Tokunaga, Hiroko Saito, Masaaki Kaji.

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Sharkey's girlfriend, Natalie, accuses him of being insensitive.

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Pruitt has been showing signs of lethargy and Sharkey suspects it is due to a wild night life.

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Sharkey and the men try to scrounge up a woman to represent their barracks in the Navy's Miss Topside beauty contest.

Someone implicates Chuck's horse, his sole possession, in the savage killing of two prospectors.

Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

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The McCoys start a roadside egg stand.

The male McCoys buy Kate a gun.

Grampa sells his gun in order to make a mortgage payment.

Grampa takes over the supervision of Hassie and Little Luke.

Grampa sells seemingly useless farm land to a swindler.

Luke proves his manhood to Grampa by sleeping on the couch.

Grampa asks Flora MacMichael on a date because she is a good cook.

Grampa competes with George in a fishing contest.

Grampa refuses to support a woman (Reta Shaw) running for city council.

Grampa destroys Flora's apple tree.

Grampa lets a billboard salesman advertise from the roof.

Grampa joins a lodge.

Grampa must get glasses in order to drive.

Luke becomes jealous when a photographer pays special attention to Kate.

Kate's mother visits.

Grampa fixes a man up with Flora in a trade to get the man's dog.

Kate is jealous when an attractive woman flirts with Luke.

Little Luke's schoolmates call him a hillbilly.

Grampa tries to fool Luke and Kate into believing he's ready for retirement.

Grampa thinks the family forgot his birthday.

Luke and Kate celebrate their second wedding anniversary.

Luke signs a contract to buy a pool.

Kate's salesman uncle visits.

Amos thinks the family forgot his birthday.

Grampa must get glasses in order to drive.

Luke becomes jealous when a photographer pays special attention to Kate.

Kate's mother visits.

Grampa fixes a man up with Flora in a trade to get the man's dog.

Kate is jealous when an attractive woman flirts with Luke.

Little Luke's schoolmates call him a hillbilly.

Grampa tries to fool Luke and Kate into believing he's ready for retirement.

Grampa thinks the family forgot his birthday.

Luke and Kate celebrate their second wedding anniversary.

Luke signs a contract to buy a pool.

Kate's salesman uncle visits.

Amos thinks the family forgot his birthday.

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Grampa uses home remedies to fight a cold.

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Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

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Proclaims the good news of Jesus Christ, explains the bible and explores world events based on Bible prophecy.

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Jim is embroiled in a complicated deal in his attempt to purchase a plantation.

Jim guides a doctor to tend to the ill son of a Choctaw Indian chief.

Bowie agrees to help local Tennessee politicians campaign against Davy Crockett in his bid for Congress, but things become contentious when Bowie objects to their methods.

Jim saves a baby from a burning wagon along the trail.

Bowie hunts for a bride who's kidnapped shortly after her wedding.

Bowie offers to make a deal with a broke Creole aristocrat who can't make good on gambling debts.

A reporter, on an errand for Bowie, is mistaken for him by a number of travelers on the trail.

After his rifle misfires during a close encounter with a bear, Jim approaches a blacksmith to suggest a different kind of knife.

Jim persuades an imperious plantation owner to allow a squatter and his pregnant wife to remain on her land.

Jim is amused when his friend is mistaken for the missing son of King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette.

Jim takes a turn as a volunteer deputy to guard a prisoner, but he begins to doubt the prisoner's guilt.

Jim believes a fur company may be trying to drive him away by killing any Cajun trapper with whom he does business.

A case of mistaken identity leads an angry farmer to decide that Jim must marry his daughter in a shotgun wedding.

Jim is asked to protect a group of travelers from a bandit preying on people along the road to Natchez.

Jim's family takes on the local saloonkeeper, who has different visions of the town's future.

Jim assists farmers who are being forced to pay protection money to an old woman who threatens to unleash the ghost of a Louisiana pirate on them.

President Jackson asks Jim's friend to prevent a group of planters from seceding from the union.

While traveling along the Mississippi, Jim is bushwhacked by settlers who accuse him of being a land-grabber.

While traveling to New Orleans, Jim encounters two women from a school, searching for one of their students, who is planning to elope.

Jim learns that a slave he had freed has been recaptured and is about to be sold at a slave auction.

Jim goes in search of a gang of river pirates who've stolen his cargo.

Jim is distracted by a beautiful woman while traveling to New Orleans to buy an estate.

Jim sets out to find the thief who stole the Christmas gift he purchased for his mother.

Bowie aids a French boy and his aunt who are victimized by confidence tricksters.

Jim finds himself bidding against Sam Houston when he tries to buy a racehorse to give to the president.

While traveling along the Mississippi, Jim is bushwhacked by settlers who accuse him of being a land-grabber.

While traveling to New Orleans, Jim encounters two women from a school, searching for one of their students, who is planning to elope.

Jim learns that a slave he had freed has been recaptured and is about to be sold at a slave auction.

Jim goes in search of a gang of river pirates who've stolen his cargo.

Jim is distracted by a beautiful woman while traveling to New Orleans to buy an estate.

Jim sets out to find the thief who stole the Christmas gift he purchased for his mother.

Bowie aids a French boy and his aunt who are victimized by confidence tricksters.

Jim finds himself bidding against Sam Houston when he tries to buy a racehorse to give to the president.

Hanson (Johnny Depp) is assigned a bigoted new partner (Richard Grieco). With Peter DeLuise and Holly Robinson.

Pepino goes to work for George when the McCoys can't give him a raise.

Elder Jacob Meyer teaches that the sacred Scriptures must be interpreted as literally as possible and its precepts faithfully obeyed.

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Annie (Gail Davis) and Lofty (Brad Johnson) try to discover the identity of a masked man known as the Robin Hood Kid (Tyler MacDuff).

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Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

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Gene investigates a rainmaker and a land swindle in which several honest ranchers are implicated.

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Bill comes to the defense of an unassuming man who is being bullied and tries to encourage him to stand up for himself; soon after, the man asks Bill to teach him how to use a gun.

Bill takes the job of escorting a convicted killer to his hanging, knowing that the man's sons and gang members are planning to free him.

An Easterner and his daughter hire Bill to guide them searching for a wild stallion to breed; however, an old enemy plans to follow them and rob the horse breeder to get revenge on Bill.

Bill goes after the three men who had forced him to accompany them on a bank robbery then framed him for it after.

Bill befriends an overeager young man, Johnny Tuvo, who plans to challenge him in the upcoming horse race; however, two men at the event have more sinister plans.

Bill is captured by a posse and accused of being one of the men who robbed a bank and shot the banker; only the sheriff, whom the banker hates for being in love with his daughter, is inclined to believe Bill.

Bill is sent into Mexico to investigate and put an end to a counterfeiting ring that's been operating there making phony American currency; the lawman he was to contact is ambushed and killed, leaving Bill to handle the situation alone.

Bill escorts a prisoner to Pueblo for trial; he is also to deliver money to the prisoner's mother for his daughter, whom she has custody of; the two men encounter a dust storm, which forces them to take refuge in a ghost town.

Bill hopes to prove that his friend Steve Murrow is innocent of killing the man who married the girl he was hoping to marry, but he only has 24 hours to do it before Steve is hung; the town sheriff has threatened to kill Bill if he frees Steve.

Bill Longley arrives in a small Texas town with the intention of helping Les Torbit, an old army buddy, in his range war with Kyle Richards' outfit.

Professional gambler Jake Romer wins big in a poker game, taking thousands of dollars in IOUs from Jim Caldwell, an ex-lawman.

Hot-headed Johnny Kaler, embarrassed that he's been caught cheating at cards, provokes Bill Longley into a barroom brawl and is quickly thrashed.

Bill Longley meets an old, but beautiful, friend who currently owns the local saloon and is happy to renew her acquaintance.

Orin and Ruth McKnight's May/December romance hits a rough spot when Bill Longley returns from a cattle drive.

While sleeping by his campsite, Bill is startled by sounds of movement in the underbrush; he investigates and finds a young boy who is so frightened that he can't talk.

Bill Longley comes to the aid of Ramirez, a farmer who wants to plant peach trees when the local cattlemen object.

Two gunmen rob Bill Longley, taking his $8,300 he earned for taking a herd of cattle to Mesa.

After Longley is forced to kill a barfly that tried to shoot him in the back, he learns a quirk in the Montana law code.

While escorting to prison the leader of a notorious gang, a sheriff and a deputy are attacked by the gang.

While riding down a trail, Bill is accosted by a boy who demands he help his father, who has been shot in the stomach.

Bill has been hired to guide two Easterners who want to capture wild stallions to use as studs for breeding.

A woman dies helping to fight off bandits who try to rob her stagecoach; the unsuccessful bandits try to abduct the town's only doctor to operate on their seriously wounded companion.

After Longley rescues the wounded Reverend Kilgore from two would-be bushwhackers, he learns that the parson was heading for Phillipsburg.

Longley is hired to drive the first herd of cattle directly from the Texas Panhandle to Denver.

A crooked sheriff and his henchmen are attempting to continue their reign of terror by running a crooked election; Longley persuades an alcoholic former Harvard law professor to stand-up to the old sheriff.

Longley rescues the lone survivor of a murderous stagecoach robbery, but the man refuses to help him identify the three killers.

Longley and the town's newspaper editor come to the assistance of a Hungarian peddler when he is attacked by local toughs.

Longley attempts to escort Yancey Lewis, a bank robber sentenced to spend five years in prison in a distant town.

Bill has been hired to guide two Easterners who want to capture wild stallions to use as studs for breeding.

A woman dies helping to fight off bandits who try to rob her stagecoach; the unsuccessful bandits try to abduct the town's only doctor to operate on their seriously wounded companion.