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Kelly gets a job at her favorite theme park; Al sees the world from his couch.

Al plans a day of family fun, highlighted by a visit to the local gas station.

Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.

Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.

Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.

Carmen's friend Noah (guest star Johnny Pacar) goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack (guest star Tevor Wright) a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.

Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.

Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift.

Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home.

Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.

C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.

Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy.

Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran.

A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him.

Abishola's visit to the sock factory during a nurse's strike puts extra pressure on Bob to make the factory successful.

After a chance encounter, Abishola and Christina unexpectedly hit it off as future sisters-in-law; Douglas gives the workers a much-needed morale boost but feels pressured when Bob praises him as a natural leader.

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Jonathan and Mark encourage a mentally challenged boy to compete in the Special Olympics.

Jonathan and Mark help a young couple adopt a mentally challenged boy.

A retired bullfighter credited with saving a young man from a bull arranges the death of the boy's father to protect his own reputation.

An egotistic TV detective matches wits with Columbo after murdering his producer , a former lover and current blackmailer.

A military-academy commandant murders to protect his career and prevent his school's conversion to a coed junior college.

Columbo's Mexico cruise is disrupted when an automobile executive kills his blackmailing lover, the ship's singer, then frames a musician.

A retired actress/dancer stages her wealthy husband's suicide after he refuses to finance her Broadway comeback.

Daphne and Niles pay a price for their love confessional when Donny and Mel seek revenge.

Donny sues Daphne and Mel makes Niles pretend that they're still married as part of an elaborate revenge.

Frasier's new boss (Alan Tudyk) buys a condo in Frasier's building and then copies his interior design.

Frasier's new butler (Victor Garber) is the cat's meow and offers to help Frasier plan a party to impress snobs.

Frasier begins to suspect his attractive new attorney (Teri Polo) is unfairly running up his bill. Also guest starring Saul Rubinek.

Frasier tries to keep Roz from discovering he is chummy with her ex-boyfriend (Gary Cole).

An egocentric psychic murders his old mentor, a magician charged to expose him as fraud, by beheading him while he's rehearsing his guillotine trick.

A Hollywood director tries to fool Columbo when a studio becomes a murder scene.

After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess.

Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.

Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple.

When Doug gets caught in a lie to avoid going to the opera, he and Carrie decide to be honest with each other in the future.

A national magazine's computers pick the Munsters as the Average American Family.

After clashing with the rest of the family, Grandpa feels unappreciated; he leaves home and performs a magic act at a local nightclub.

Lily secretly goes to work to help out the family's finances.

Grandpa turns himself into a wolf while camping.

When a man resembling Murdoch is shot, he must find the killer before the killer finds him.

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The teaching ministry of American Southern Baptist, pastor and television host, Robert Jeffress; he is a senior minister of the first Baptist Church in Dallas as well as a Fox News contributor.

Dylan Dreyer embarks on a North American adventure, home to wild creatures as diverse as monarch butterflies, Porcupine caribou and polar bears.

Hot Shot, Torch and Cheese meet with a Los Angeles-based group providing birthday parties to kids experiencing homelessness; the team partakes in a cooking competition with renowned chef Marcus Samuelsson; Moose unpacks his behind-the-back shot.

Sheinelle Jones adventures to Africa, home to a remarkable family of rainforest gorillas, lions and their cubs on the savanna, and the tallest animals of Earth, giraffes.

Sheinelle Jones breaks out the sunscreen and heads into Earth's prairies and deserts to find the animals that thrive in the sun and sand.

Peter and Dr. Rae meet real-life superheroes of science who are developing cutting-edge tools for protecting the wild. Dr. Rae visits a California marine laboratory growing an army of giant sea stars to try to save the giant kelp forests.

Dr. Rae and Peter dive into the world of shark conservation, meeting the passionate scientists fighting for sharks' survival; Peter joins a team tagging a bull shark in Florida; Dr. Rae and Peter travel to the Bahamas to visit a shark sanctuary.

The curator (Joyce Van Patten) of a strapped family-owned museum stages a robbery, for insurance, then murders to hide her crime; guests Celeste Holm, Tim O'Connor.

An accountant, embezzling to support his wife's lifestyle, murders his partner after the man discovers his crimes.

A mystery writer uses her plot as a guide to murder her nephew , whom she blames for her niece's death.

Columbo investigates the murder of a gourmet restaurant owner who had been the victim of an extortionist.

Frasier and Niles try to boost their masculinity by taking an automobile repair class.

Niles and Frasier attempt to restore luster to the tarnished career of a favorite Shakespearean actor.

Frasier exists in two Valentine's Day universes, one with a beautiful waitress (Charlotte Ross) and the other alone.

Frasier begins dating a woman (Illeana Douglas), unaware that she is the wife of his station manager (Tom McGowan).

The disheveled detective gets some free advice from a world famous sex therapist.

The detective is called in to investigate the death of a sergeant major at a training camp.

After discovering that Arthur and his estranged half brother, Skitch (guest star Shelley Berman), inherited their aunt's home 10 years ago, Doug hatches a plan to reunite the siblings and get them to move in together.

A relative rivalry erupts after Doug reluctantly helps get his cousin Danny promoted to driver at IPS; Holly accidentally insults Arthur.

Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then taking them back to the shops within a few days. Meanwhile, Spence's new girlfriend is so afraid of his dog she tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her.

Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds while waiting for a new bed to be delivered and discover that doing things separately has advantages.

Due to an error, Marilyn's college tuition is not paid and she is told that she cannot return.

While listening to his ham radio, Herman mistakes some playing children for beings from outer space.

After Tunde gets into a car accident, Bob and Abishola cajole him into getting glasses, but worry that his issues are more than just his eyesight.

Abishola and Kemi's friendship is pushed to the edge when Kemi wants to disregard Nigerian tradition and have a Las Vegas wedding; Bob and the Wheelers have to avert a strike at MaxDot before it sinks the family business.

When a man resembling Murdoch is shot, he must find the killer before the killer finds him.

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Two orphans face coldheartedness when they ask their favorite children's TV host (Ned Beatty) to adopt them.

Jonathan and Mark pose as recreation directors to help an angel on a difficult assignment in a retirement community.

A love letter gets passed from one wrong person to another, confusing friendships and fantasies.

An employee retreat gives way to romance for Eddie, and Holly agrees to give Malcolm a chance at love.

A new student (Kenan Thompson) gives Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) an extravagant birthday gift, but Steve (Steve Harvey) pretends it is from him.

Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) new assistant (Terri J. Vaughn) falls in love with Cedric (Cedric the Entertainer); Romeo (Merlin Santana) befriends his formerly overweight neighbor (Ariyan Johnson).

Frasier tries to help Martin and his ex-partner, Artie Walsh (Lincoln Kilpatrick), mend a long-held grudge.

Niles and Frasier are in hot water when Martin challenges them to fix a broken toilet.

Roz quits as producer of Frasier's show after he insults her.

Frasier can't resist becoming involved with one of Martin's unsolved cases.

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.

Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door.

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight.

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

The unknowing Bundys become part of an ancient plot when they win a trip to England.

Kelly must save Al and Bud when Lower Uncton citizens plot to kill them.

Al agrees to a duel with Igor to forestall the battle between Upper and Lower Uncton.

Peg's 6-year-old nephew joins the household after his parents (Bobcat Goldthwait, Linda Blair) abandon him.

Kelly's date (Corey Feldman) dumps her on a deserted highway; Peg tries to revitalize her marriage.

When Seven can't remember his birthday, Peg assigns him Al's day.

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

Doug and Arthur investigate when Doug's wallet is stolen; they suspect Carrie's admirer is responsible for the theft.

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church; Arthur and Spence try to cash in by writing a Christmas song.

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.

When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town.

Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family.

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J.

Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy.

Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home.

Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned.

Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children.

Bob and Abishola are at odds over whether Dele is ready to get behind the wheel and decide to take matters into their own hands; Christina offers Douglas some work advice only to watch him claim her ideas as his own.

After Tayo forbids Dele from dancing, Abishola enlists Bob's help in talking to Dele about his feelings.

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Jonathan helps members of a feuding family to see what life would have been like without their loved ones.

Before marrying her fiancé Brad, Mark gives his friend a lesson about marriage that he hopes she will hold dear to her heart.

Malcolm and Eddie hire their banker's daughter, a convicted arsonist, in exchange for a loan to fix the building's leaky roof.

Eddie tricks Malcolm into believing he once went out with the woman Malcolm is currently infatuated with.

Lovita's (Terri J. Vaughn) frequent visits stress Steve (Steve Harvey); Romeo (Merlin Santana) teaches Aisha (Ariyan Johnson) to dance.

A bully thwarts Romeo's plans for a dance date; Steve's ego is hurt when Regina beats him at Scrabble.

Frasier re-evaluates his feelings toward mankind after a thief (Nathan Lane) impersonates him.

Frasier is attracted to a therapist/author (Shannon Tweed) whose work he does not respect.

Frasier is visited by Boston bar-mate Sam Malone (Ted Danson) after Sam leaves another bride-to-be (Tea Leoni) at the altar.

Frasier inadvertently catches a glimpse of Daphne in the nude.

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Al moonlights as a topless bartender to pay the medical bills when Seven sneezes and Peg assumes the worst.

Peg tries everything she can think of to renew Al's interest in romance.

Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses.

In an attempt to get a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity.

Faced with having to pay a tax increase on his beer, Al registers to vote.

When Al can't pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner.

Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans.

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.

Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child.

Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.

Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind.

George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.

Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.

Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.

Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play.

Child star Jack Walker decides to give up show business when Fran tells him he should be doing the things normal children do.

Sylvia (Renee Taylor) is offended when Fran (Fran Drescher) refuses to wear a mink coat she inherited from her Aunt Mimma. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who.

When Bob alerts MaxDot's longtime friend and sock manufacturer that he will no longer need their services, Dottie steps in to try to salvage their relationship; Abishola is uncomfortable while attending a drag brunch with Olu and Morenike.

When Abishola puts her foot down about Dele not going to Nigeria with his father, Dele rebels against her for the very first time.

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Jonathan and Mark head to college; Jonathan helps a 12-year-old genius and Mark takes care of a rowdy dorm.

Jonathan and Mark help a dying tycoon to reconnect with his only son; they decide it their mission to help the family reconcile their differences before it is too late.

Malcolm buys a car containing a secret load of cash at a police auction.

Malcolm turns McGee's into a gambling establishment to prevent bankruptcy.

Steve urges Romeo to join the choir despite his lack of musical ability; Cedric helps Bullethead take on the school bully.

When Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) gets stage fright, Cedric (Cedric "The Entertainer") steps in to sing a romantic duet with Steve (Steve Harvey).

Frasier and Niles vie for admission to an exclusive gentleman's club.

Frasier hires a female bodyguard to protect him at an awards banquet.

Seeking approval, Frasier joins Niles and Martin on an ice-fishing trip.

Frasier suspects a caller's (Glenne Headley) husband (Brian Cousins) is having an affair with Maris.

Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

Al poses as a former rock star to gain entrance to a first-class airport lounge.

Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot.

Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money.

Everything goes wrong when the Bundys prepare to attend a cousin's wedding.

Al goes on a solo fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy show up to spoil it.

Kelly buys a motorcycle for fun, but disaster strikes when Al borrows it.

Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem.

Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.

Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.

A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.

Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.

Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.

Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.

Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.

Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky.

Fran (Fran Drescher) panics while trying to find a date for her camp reunion, but the kids have a surprise for her. Guest star: Erik Estrada.

Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death.

To help Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) efforts to woo a playwright (Ray Stricklyn), Fran (Fran Drescher) offers to set the man up with a feisty woman. Guest star: Roger Clinton.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side.

As Bob gears up for delivery day at the new sock factory, he struggles to put his foot down with his opinionated family; Abishola gets a taste of Kemi's new personality when her successful lawyer son comes to visit.

Bob prepares to meet Abishola's mother but gets more than he bargained for when he enlists Tunde's help in securing her approval; Abishola considers breaking Nigerian tradition by having a small wedding.

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A U.S. senator opposes Jonathan and Mark's efforts to pass legislation that could save a little girl's life.

Mark and Jonathan become the target of con artists after Mark wins five million dollars.

Malcolm's gay sister and Eddie compete for the attentions of a new waitress; Tim educates his nephews about the birds and the bees.

Malcolm hires a new chef and lands in hot water after purchasing stolen lobsters; Eddie and Nicolette's affair comes to a crossroads.

Steve lands an audition with a record producer, then panics when he realizes he doesn't have his saxophone.

Steve (Steve Harvey) books a romantic evening with Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) on the same night of the Big Brother of the Year banquet.

Bebe (Harriet Harris), Frasier's agent, insists that he stage a sickout while she negotiates his contract.

Niles and Frasier drive off the employees of their new restaurant.

A power outage doesn't make Roz's evening any brighter when she helps celebrate Martin's birthday.

The new station manager, Kate Costas (Mercedes Ruehl), orders Frasier to make major changes in his show.

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa. George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

Al is asked to pose as a centerfold when Peggy draws a cartoon of him that becomes a big hit in a women's magazine.

Bud participates in a television dating game for nerds, with unexpected results.

Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior.

After a theater cashier gives Al a senior citizen's discount, he becomes obsessed with age.

Al becomes a hero when he stands up to a burglar who breaks into the Bundys' house.

Al takes the family to the movies to celebrate Kelly's birthday.

When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger.

Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.

Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.

Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.

Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts.

Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan.

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.

Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.