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Frasier and Niles squabble over who will host Christmas festivities; Roz develops a crush on Santa Claus (Dean Cain).

Frasier and Niles are pampered at Seattle's premier spa; an expert (Ana Gasteyer) evaluates Daphne's unorthodox treatment of Martin.

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura, after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake; Charlie and Laura begin a sexual relationship; Laura doesn't care that he dates other women, but she does have one request, Charlie must be available for her whenever she wants him; Charlie loves the idea, until Laura takes advantage of the situat

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

When Matt (Haley Joel Osment) resists swimming lessons, Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to learn with him.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to take his father-in-law (guest star Dakin Matthews) on a fishing trip to get to know him better.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) learns that the director (guest star Hamilton Camp) of Matt's school programs has a video of Karen (Anita Barone) giving birth.

Karen (Anita Barone) sends Jeff and Elliot (Jeff Foxworthy, Dakin Matthews) on a Halloween scavenger hunt.

Eddie runs away when one of his friends convinces him that all parents are mean.

Herman decides to try out his diving equipment while at the ocean.

With Dele's dream of becoming a doctor dashed, Bob, Abishola, Tayo and the rest of the family scramble to find him a new career path; when the pressure mounts, Dele turns to a surprising source for advice on dealing with his family.

When a charismatic new pastor joins the congregation, Abishola takes a new interest in church; after Dottie gives out bonuses to upper management, but not Goodwin, Bob must do what he can to make sure he doesn't lose his best employee.

The sudden death of a key witness leaves Murdoch physically unsettled.

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On Christmas Eve, Jonathan allows three powerful people to foresee the consequences of their actions.

A terminally ill boy takes in another boy who's continually in trouble with the law in an effort to help both his mother and the troubled boy.

An employee retreat gives way to romance for Eddie, and Holly agrees to give Malcolm a chance at love.

Malcolm and Eddie hire their banker's daughter, a convicted arsonist, in exchange for a loan to fix the building's leaky roof.

Steve and Regina (Steve Harvey, Wendy Raquel Robinson) take a romantic cruise, but everything seems to go wrong; Lydia (guest star Lori Beth Denberg) house-sits.

Steve (Steve Harvey) faces a judge (guest star Arnetia Walker) when Lovita (Terri J. Vaughn) takes him to court after he sells her a broken TV set.

On Halloween Mark and Tyler camp out in an old, haunted house.

Mark (Mark Curry) is traumatized when his prized mug with a photo of him and his idol Julius Erving (guest starring as himself) is broken.

Fran goes on a cruise to meet her dream man; Maxwell crashes her vacation hoping to stop her from meeting anyone.

Fran and C.C.'s dog accompany Maxwell on a trip to Paris when they fail to leave the plane before takeoff.

Doctors offer little hope when Darlene's baby is born prematurely, but Roseanne remains confident the baby will survive.

Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex.

Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter.

Roseanne and Dan are surprised by the arrival of Dan's mom, who has been released from a psychiatric hospital.

The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.

After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

Al's ex-girlfriend (Vanna White), a cosmetics millionaire, offers Peggy $500,000 for one night with Al.

Al's ego is damaged after Peg gets a chance to compete in a free-throw contest.

Al helps an ex-girlfriend having gang trouble in the old neighborhood.

Bud faces his cool alter ego when his latest attempt to impress women fails miserably.

Al becomes too paranoid to enjoy his incredible lucky streak.

Marcy finds a way to overcome her fear of public speaking, but the cure turns out to be worse than the illness.

As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars.

Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.

After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.

Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter.

Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy.

A millionaire (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) invites Fran (Fran Drescher) to go to dinner with him -- in Paris.

Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home.

Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned.

Bob must gain the confidence to fight for Abishola when she goes on another date with Chukwuemeka; Uncle Tunde finds an unlikely friend in Dottie in the aftermath of his fight with Auntie Olu.

Bob lets Dele get a new haircut and finds himself caught between an irate Abishola and a surprisingly stubborn Dele; Dottie runs into difficulties with the MaxDot board of directors.

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Jonathan Smith is an angel on a mission from God; accompanied by ex-cop Mark Gordon, whose troubled life Jonathan once helped turn around, the two travel the country guiding the lost and suffering back toward the highway to heaven.

Jonathan Smith is an angel on a mission from God; accompanied by ex-cop Mark Gordon, whose troubled life Jonathan once helped turn around, the two travel the country guiding the lost and suffering back toward the Highway to Heaven.

Eddie tricks Malcolm into believing he once went out with the woman Malcolm is currently infatuated with.

Malcolm buys a car containing a secret load of cash at a police auction.

Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer") have to take a computer course taught by Lovita (Terri J. Vaughn).

Steve, Cedric, Lovita and Regina (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer," Terri J. Vaughn, Wendy Raquel Robinson) attend a seminar on faculty relationships.

Refusing to hire a plumber, Mark works on his own ancient pipes.

Mark's and Geneva's memories of their grandfather don't jibe.

Fran decides to date a blind man after she is convinced by C.C. that men admire her only for her looks.

Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperones Maggie on a date with an older man (Brian Bloom) and falls for the man's 25-year-old friend (Sean Kanan).

Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.

The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.

Roseanne and Dan adjust to living under the same roof with Darlene and her two children; Becky announces she is going to be a surrogate to make extra money.

Darlene's son is bullied at school; Becky invites Andrea over to meet the family.

George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died.

After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa. George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.

After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.

Kelly and Bud are forced to double-date after they purchase a new car.

Al must prove his family really needs him or Death will banish him.

Al tries to convince Aaron (Hill Harper), his newly hired shoe salesman, that he should not get married.

Al forms a woman-hating club and decides to take over a female-oriented talk show.

Al and Jefferson concoct a wild scheme to worm their way out of attending a play with their wives.

Buck runs away from home and ends up on death row in the pound.

Doug loans Carrie to Deacon for a couple of days to help him get ready for his big Thanksgiving dinner.

Doug downplays a mold problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a last-minute Caribbean vacation.

When insurance won't cover the mold problem, Doug asks his dad for money, leaving Arthur insulted because he didn't come to him. Anne Meara guest stars.

Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's.

Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).

Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children.

Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play.

Fran dresses in drag to crash a men's club in order to stop Mr. Sheffield from using her boyfriend's stock tip.

Fran and C.C. (Fran Drescher, Lauren Lane) become trapped in the wine cellar during Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) 50th birthday bash.

Dottie, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde must find a way to reconcile when they're forced to eat dinner together; Bob and Abishola have differing opinions on the progress of their relationship.

When Bob alerts MaxDot's longtime friend and sock manufacturer that he will no longer need their services, Dottie steps in to try to salvage their relationship; Abishola is uncomfortable while attending a drag brunch with Olu and Morenike.

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Old-time actors have a showdown with a street gang that is terrorizing a Hollywood neighborhood.

An embittered man refuses to let his talented daughter pursue a singing career; a country singer's arrival in a Western town inspires him to let his daughter pursue music.

Malcolm turns McGee's into a gambling establishment to prevent bankruptcy.

Malcolm's gay sister and Eddie compete for the attentions of a new waitress; Tim educates his nephews about the birds and the bees.

Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer") take on Regina and Lovita (Wendy Raquel Robinson, Terri J. Vaughn) in a pool tournament.

Steve (Steve Harvey) falls for an IRS agent (guest star Vanessa Williams) who suspects that Cedric (Cedric "The Entertainer") is committing tax fraud.

Mark (Mark Curry) learns a lesson in neatness when the women (Saundra Quarterman, Holly Robinson Peete) move out.

Mark (Mark Curry) pretends to be wounded to gain the attention and sympathy of an attractive neighbor (guest star Amy Hunter).

Fran helps Brighton when his failing science grades force Maxwell to threaten him with military school.

Fran lands a weekly segment on a popular talk show, causing problems in her relationship with Maxwell.

Roseanne's clash with Darlene over her parenting reaches a breaking point; Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair.

A crucial moment for Becky's surrogacy arrangement forces her and Darlene to critically assess each other's lives; an animal rescue organization rejects Jackie's application to adopt a puppy; Roseanne devises a plan to change their mind.

David unexpectedly shows up for Harris' birthday after being absent for years, forcing Darlene to re-examine their relationship; Bev temporarily moves into the Conner home.

Beverly gets kicked out of the nursing home; Roseanne and Jackie fight over who will take care of their mother; Mark's creative touch with building a birdhouse for Dan's customer is more than Dan can handle, but Darlene defends her son.

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle.

Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love.

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

A minor mishap at the hospital causes Al pain whenever he is aroused.

Al and Peggy desperately search for a channel not showing "It's a Wonderful Life.".

Al enlists a group of feminists to destroy posters showing sexy photos of Peg.

Kelly accidentally torches the couch while Peg and Al are away.

An apple causes the Bundys and the D'Arcys to declare war on each other for property rights.

Al is offered a sports car in return for a commercial about his old clunker.

After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess.

Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.

Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple.

When Doug gets caught in a lie to avoid going to the opera, he and Carrie decide to be honest with each other in the future.

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.