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While in a precarious position with a woman, Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan, a chiropractor, help him; after Alan drives Charlie to the doctor's office, Charlie is surprised to learn that his physician died four years ago, and a female, Dr. Michelle Talmadge, has replaced him; Berta teaches Jake a lesson.

When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to take his father-in-law (guest star Dakin Matthews) on a fishing trip to get to know him better.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) learns that the director (guest star Hamilton Camp) of Matt's school programs has a video of Karen (Anita Barone) giving birth.

Karen (Anita Barone) sends Jeff and Elliot (Jeff Foxworthy, Dakin Matthews) on a Halloween scavenger hunt.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to keep track of Elliot's prize dog and Karen's patient (guest star Harry Morgan).

The men and women split on spending an inheritance.

A rich woman (Jane Withers) claims to be Grandpa's wife.

As Abishola begins studying for medical school, she offends Gloria with an insensitive comment about Gloria's own journey of almost becoming a doctor; Tunde schools a reluctant Bob on the art of home repair while helping to fix his dishwasher.

Abishola is nervous about Dele's trip to Nigeria with his father; Bob creates a guidebook on Nigeria for Dele that he proudly calls "Sights and Bites.".

Watts tells Murdoch of a vagrant's death at a rail camp; now working as a PI, Watts had been hired to infiltrate the community to find the victim, who had come into an inheritance; when another man is killed, Murdoch suspects a sequential killer.

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Jonathan and Mark (Michael Landon, Victor French) help the father of a deceased Vietnam veteran honor his son in a memorial service. Guest star: Eli Wallach.

When Mark blames himself for a girl's death, Jonathan gives him special powers to undo past actions.

Malcolm and Eddie think they have each met the perfect match, until they find out it's the same girl.

Eddie faces a fight in the boxing ring to settle a dispute with a big ex-con (Morocco Omari).

Steve participates in a bachelor auction where a beautiful young bidder turns out to be a front for an older woman.

After Steve's extravagant plans fall apart, he rings in the new millennium with Regina, Cedric and Lovita.

After Mark refuses to take their upcoming nuptials seriously, Vanessa tries a new approach to grab his attention.

Mark Cooper copes with the stress of his first teaching job and the challenge of living with two female roommates.

Fran's romantic evening with Maxwell at a Michael Bolton concert is ruined by a rash her doctor can't cure.

Fran (Fran Drescher) makes the mistake of telling a gossip columnist (Cindy Adams) that a famous actress (Joan Van Ark) has a fake mole.

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

George helps Ernie lose weight, so Mel Powers will not fire him.

The court orders Al to live in Bud's basement room to see how unlivable it really is.

Al and Griff join the National Guard and are surprised when they are asked to help during the garbage strike.

Al and Peg discover their incompatibility during a board game and seek professional counseling.

A separated Al moves out and starts to date; Peg meets a wealthy man.

Al and Peg try to enjoy their new single life, but Peg discovers more wrong with Mr. Wright (Alan Thicke).

Confusion sets in when Peg has less free time and is nonchalant during a visit with Al to a nudie bar.

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.

When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.

Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.

A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.

Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

Baseball's premier players teach George the true meaning of the game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer guest star as themselves.

Selling candy for Max's school trip to Florida doesn't go according to plan; Carmen gives Benny a fashion makeover. Sandra Bullock guest stars.

George gets more than he bargained for when he asks intoxicated Angie to slow dance with him at a backyard wedding.

George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures.

Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.

Fran (Fran Drescher) accepts a marriage proposal from a doctor (Ian Buchanan), but the groom-to-be vanishes. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) exciting plans for Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) Sweet Sixteen party go awry because of family antagonisms. With Renee Taylor.

Fran (Fran Drescher) decides to share an apartment with Val (Rachel Chagall) when she feels stressed out. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) reaction to the news that her ex is engaged lands her in Shoppers Anonymous. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

After Tayo forbids Dele from dancing, Abishola enlists Bob's help in talking to Dele about his feelings.

Abishola and Kemi's friendship is pushed to the edge when Kemi wants to disregard Nigerian tradition and have a Las Vegas wedding; Bob and the Wheelers have to avert a strike at MaxDot before it sinks the family business.

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Jonathan tries to reunite a Soviet émigré and her long-lost son; guests Nehemiah Persoff, Liam Sullivan.

Jonathan and Mark help an aging novelist rediscover his writing talent by reliving a beautiful teenage romance.

Malcolm and Eddie have to convince the good-looking tenant next door to move her studio.

Malcolm's estranged brother (Tim Edward Rhoze) comes to town, creating some tension between the siblings.

Cedric (Cedric "the Entertainer") prefers reliving his wild days rather than going to Steve's (Steve Harvey) bachelor party. With Wendy Raquel Robinson.

A sexist school board member ignores Regina's funding proposal while green-lighting Steve's harebrained ideas.

Mark (Mark Curry) suffers a broken tailbone when he substitutes for a first-grade teacher. Stars Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

An old flame returns to pick up where she left off with Mark -- until Vanessa and Robin learn her real intentions.

On the advice of her therapist (Spalding Gray), Fran (Fran Drescher) forces Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to overcome his fear of intimacy.

Fran and Grace (Fran Drescher, Madeline Zima) visit the Middle East and wind up being held captive by a swooning sultan (Charles Shaughnessy in a dual role).

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

Kelly's new job on a children's TV show brings her instant success.

Marcy becomes jealous of Jefferson's popularity after he's hired as an aerobics instructor at the gym.

Al finds himself attracted to Marcy's visiting lesbian cousin, Mandy.

Al sells his soul to the devil (Robert Englund) to give the Chicago Bears a shot at winning the Super Bowl.

The Bundys wind up being held hostage by Bud's prison pen pal.

After falling in love with one of her captors, Kelly is escorted by Al to the altar.

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.

Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.

Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.

Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.