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Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancée to the family.

The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.

Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her.

Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) go overboard when they discover the ability to swap shoes for mall merchandise.

Al wants to spend a night out with the boys, but Peggy has other plans for him.

Peggy hopes to rekindle the flame in her marriage when Al's interest in romance wanes.

Al accidentally shoots his neighbor's dog when he investigates a strange noise in the night.

Peggy and Al stir up trouble when their neighbors make plans to build an addition on their house.

Peggy and Marcy feel neglected when Al and Steve become preoccupied restoring a '65 Mustang.

The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York, so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) trip to Hollywood takes a twist when she lands on the set of "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman." With Charles Shaughnessy, Jane Seymour and Joe Lando.

After seeing Maggie (Nicholle Tom) kissing a man, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) wants to send her to a nunnery until Fran (Fran Drescher) steps in. With Daniel Davis.

After learning her boyfriend's (Burke Moses) occupation, Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to break it off, but he will not let her go. With Charles Shaughnessy.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) is a fashion "don't" in a magazine, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires her to design costumes for a benefit. With Daniel Davis and Todd Oldham.

Bob and Abishola try to help a sad and volatile Kemi, who, after being dumped by Chukwuemeka, struggles with the possibility that her happiest days might be behind her.

When Abishola's ex-husband, Tayo, visits Detroit for work, everyone falls under his spell except Bob and Abishola, who know there must be more to his visit than he claims.

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Jonathan and Mark encourage a mentally challenged boy to compete in the Special Olympics.

Jonathan and Mark help a young couple adopt a mentally challenged boy.

Nicolette decides to try and have a child, but when she decides the sperm bank is too impersonal, she asks Malcolm.

Malcolm and Eddie appear on a TV court show when Eddie accuses Malcolm of negligence after his hat collection is stolen.

Steve leads Regina's teen-feminist discussion group; Cedric and Lovita socialize with another couple.

On Cedric and Lovita's (Cedric "The Entertainer," Terri J. Vaughn) wedding day, Steve (Steve Harvey) and the groom find themselves locked in a basement.

The Golden State Warriors basketball team offers Mark a tryout at the same time he is offered a full-time coaching job.

Mark is excited about joining the Golden State Warriors until he hears the condition: a one-on-one game with Charles Barkley.

Fran transforms a nerdy singer into a cool rapper so that he can audition for a part in Maxwell's new show.

With many of her friends divorced and disagreement brewing with Maxwell, Fran worries about her pending nuptials.

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead.

Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancée.

When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

Al is unable to buy Peggy an anniversary gift when he discovers his family has overcharged on his credit cards.

Marcy and Steve offer to baby-sit the Bundy children for the weekend.

Al takes Steve to his poker game, but Steve ends up losing his mortgage money.

The Bundy family suffers when Peggy lands a job at a department store.

Al spends time at a swinging co-worker's apartment after a spat with Peggy.

Marcy is concerned when Al figures prominently in her dreams.

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.

George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.

Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.

Fran (Fran Drescher) quits after Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jumps to conclusions when she lights up to teach Maggie (Nicholle Tom) a lesson.

Fran (Fran Drescher) calls in the cavalry, her grandmothers (Ann Guilbert, Marilyn Cooper), when her mother (Renee Taylor) decides to leave her father.

Fran (Fran Drescher) devises a plan to test Val's (Rachel Chagall) new boyfriend's loyalties; C.C. (Lauren Lane) quits her job in a tantrum. With Charles Shaughnessy.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) gets a valentine from a secret admirer, she assumes it is Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

As Abishola begins studying for medical school, she offends Gloria with an insensitive comment about Gloria's own journey of almost becoming a doctor; Tunde schools a reluctant Bob on the art of home repair while helping to fix his dishwasher.

When Dottie moves her husband Max's urn into Bob and Abishola's living room, everyone is forced to confront their views on death and the afterlife; Goodwin pits Douglas and Kofo against each other in a battle for Dottie's vacant MaxDot office.

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A dog tries to lead Jonathan and Mark to his owners, a father and son trapped in a wrecked car.

The father (Ernest Borgnine) of a dead veteran rebels when his son's Vietnamese family tries to immigrate.

Nicolette proves to be the roommate from hell when she temporarily moves in with Malcolm and Eddie.

Malcolm and Eddie go undercover when Mr. O, a menacing mobster, stops by the club to extort "protection" money.

Steve and Regina set each other up with blind dates; Cedric's basketball game rituals drive the others crazy.

Emotions boil over when Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer") compete against Regina and Lovita (Wendy Raquel Robinson, Terri J. Vaughn) in a cooking contest.

Mark and Robin (Mark Curry, Dawnn Lewis) try to help a talented student (Christopher Carter) choose between extracurricular basketball and music.

Vanessa turns to Mark for help after she arranges a business dinner for her boss that he cancels at the last minute.

Maxwell's father (Robert Vaughn) leaves his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepción (Maria Conchita Alonso). With Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tells Fran (Fran Drescher) that she must sign a prenuptial agreement or the wedding will be canceled. Whoopi Goldberg and Ray Charles guest star.

Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door.

Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight.

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.

George and Angie hire a maid (guest star Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.

When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.

George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.

Delays at home threaten to keep Al and Peggy from attending the closing of their favorite restaurant.

Peggy becomes the target of a tourist-hating ax killer (Vic Polizos) while on vacation in Florida.

Peggy becomes the target of a tourist-hating ax killer (Vic Polizos) while on vacation in Florida.

Al's accused of pilfering $1 million after he and Steve play poker in a bank vault.

Miffed Marcy goes out on the town to an exotic dance club with Peggy.

Marcy's wedding ring slips off as she stuffs money into the pants of a male exotic dancer (Bill Hussey).

Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church; Arthur and Spence try to cash in by writing a Christmas song.

When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.

The Foxworthys make a trip to Hollywood to appear on "America's Funniest Home Videos." With Jeff Foxworthy.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) plots to get the family's picture taken with Travis Tritt (guest starring as himself) for Christmas. With Anita Barone.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to remain neutral when Karen's sister and brother-in-law (guest stars Debra Jo Rupp, Jack Laufer) fight over their marriage.

Matt (Haley Joel Osment) claims another boy (guest star Shane Sweet) is responsible for the bad behavior described by a teacher.

Fran is going crazy because her foot model reunion is coming up, and her feet went up an entire shoe size.

Fran (Fran Drescher) loses Elizabeth Taylor's (as herself) black pearls after being asked to make sure they are delivered. Guest Star: Rosie O'Donnell.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) latest beau is a New York Rangers hockey player who believes she will bring him good luck. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a midlife crisis after Fran (Fran Drescher) beats him at tennis. Guest stars: tennis player Monica Seles and Dr. Joyce Brothers.

Abishola is nervous about Dele's trip to Nigeria with his father; Bob creates a guidebook on Nigeria for Dele that he proudly calls "Sights and Bites.".

Christina kicks Abishola and Dottie out for making light of her pre-pregnancy preparations; Christina bonds with Douglas; Abishola spends a fun day with Dottie.

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Two orphans face coldheartedness when they ask their favorite children's TV host (Ned Beatty) to adopt them.

Jonathan and Mark pose as recreation directors to help an angel on a difficult assignment in a retirement community.

An egotistic TV detective matches wits with Columbo after murdering his producer, a former lover and current blackmailer.

The curator (Joyce Van Patten) of a strapped family-owned museum stages a robbery, for insurance, then murders to hide her crime; guests Celeste Holm, Tim O'Connor.

An accountant, embezzling to support his wife's lifestyle, murders his partner after the man discovers his crimes.

A mystery writer uses her plot as a guide to murder her nephew, whom she blames for her niece's death.

Columbo investigates the murder of a gourmet restaurant owner who had been the victim of an extortionist.

Columbo suspects a psychologist (Nicol Williamson), a noted expert in mind control, is guilty of murder.

Frasier is constantly interrupted when he tries to find a quiet place to read.

Martin turns the tables on Frasier and Niles when they decide to take him to dinner at a fancy restaurant.

Frasier reluctantly accepts a caller's challenge to a public fistfight.

Martin begins communicating via telescope with a woman in another apartment building.

Frasier worries Martin will embarrass him in front of the elite guests at his cocktail party.

Frasier wants to ask the ex-girlfriend of a caller out on a date.

An enraged publisher hires a gunman to kill an author who intends to sign a contract with a competitor.

A prodigy and his robot help investigate the murder of a professor who threatened to disgrace a colleague's scientist son.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) faces upheaval when Karen's soon-to-be-divorced sister arrives unexpectedly.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) may be forced to sell out to a rival company unless he heeds his brother's (Jay Mohr) advice.

Wayne (Jay Mohr) hires his girlfriend (guest star Michelle Clunie) to work in the shop after Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) promised to hire his sister-in-law (Debra Jo Rupp).

A man (guest star Scott Michael Campbell) who Wayne (Jay Mohr) bullied years before in high school attempts to wreak his revenge.

Jeff and Wayne (Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Mohr) initiate Matt (Haley Joel Osment) in "mooning," a Foxworthy rite of passage.

Jeff and Wayne (Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Mohr) have a showdown at a local comedy club to determine who is the funnier Foxworthy.

Grandpa warns Marilyn that the emerald ring Eddie gave her may bring bad luck.

Herman believes Eddie's affection is being stolen by a children's television idol.

Herman pens himself into trouble when he ghostwrites love letters for a shy co-worker.

Grandpa concocts a potion to provide instant talent for Eddie when Herman forces him to take up the trumpet.

Murdoch investigates the bludgeoning murder of a respected art dealer who had an illicit cache of erotic drawings; Ogden examines a woman who has been clearly abused by her husband and tries to save her from a brutal and politically powerful spouse.

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Dylan Dreyer discovers how European animals like wolves, bears, birds and even porcupines meet the challenges of modern survival.

The team heads to New Orleans to visit a program mentoring kids through the gift of music; they join Torch as she visits her alma mater to mentor the girls' basketball team; a young fan gets the opportunity to ask a Globetrotter whatever she wishes.

Sheinelle Jones discovers how some adorable creatures wake up, rise and shine each morning in their wild habitats.

Sheinelle Jones braves Earth's sun-soaked desert environments to see the creatures that dwell among the dunes.

Peter and Dr. Rae visit a remarkable animal rehabilitation center in the Pacific Northwest and meet with the veterinarians, animal rescuers and residents dedicated to saving amazing creatures, including orphaned bear cubs and an injured bald eagle.

Peter and Dr. Rae travel to Cape Canaveral, Fla., to help save critically endangered sawfish; Peter joins researchers monitoring wild sawfish and tracking their migration; Peter and Dr. Rae have a close-up encounter with sawfish in the Bahamas.

Maxwell learns his brother once proposed to Fran; Fran finds out about Maxwell's fling with Marla Maples.

As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong.

As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong.

Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) fall off a yacht and spend a frustrating honeymoon on a deserted island. With Lauren Lane.

When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms.

Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them.

With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works.

Carrie and Kelly plan a get-together for Doug, Deacon and Arthur to keep them from going crazy during the strike.

Carrie starts taking college classes and Doug's sister Stephanie, who just returned to town, helps him adjust.

Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson.

Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.

Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children.

Niles becomes convinced that Martin once had an affair with a family friend.

Frasier seeks help from Dr. Joyce Brothers when he is unsure if he should endorse products.

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.

Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) struggles to remain calm when Karen (Anita Barone) goes into labor during Wayne and Deedee's (Jay Mohr, Michelle Clunie) wedding.

Mayhem ensues when Livie Ann demands that Jeff, Bill and the others at the loading dock take a confrontation seminar.