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Frasier inadvertently catches a glimpse of Daphne in the nude.

Frasier and Niles vie for admission to an exclusive gentleman's club.

Frasier hires a female bodyguard to protect him at an awards banquet.

Seeking approval, Frasier joins Niles and Martin on an ice-fishing trip.

An egotistic TV detective matches wits with Columbo after murdering his producer, a former lover and current blackmailer.

The curator (Joyce Van Patten) of a strapped family-owned museum stages a robbery, for insurance, then murders to hide her crime; guests Celeste Holm, Tim O'Connor.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) may be forced to sell out to a rival company unless he heeds his brother's (Jay Mohr) advice.

Wayne (Jay Mohr) hires his girlfriend (guest star Michelle Clunie) to work in the shop after Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) promised to hire his sister-in-law (Debra Jo Rupp).

A man (guest star Scott Michael Campbell) who Wayne (Jay Mohr) bullied years before in high school attempts to wreak his revenge.

Jeff and Wayne (Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Mohr) initiate Matt (Haley Joel Osment) in "mooning," a Foxworthy rite of passage.

Jeff and Wayne (Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Mohr) have a showdown at a local comedy club to determine who is the funnier Foxworthy.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) struggles to remain calm when Karen (Anita Barone) goes into labor during Wayne and Deedee's (Jay Mohr, Michelle Clunie) wedding.

Eddie's science project, a robot, malfunctions.

Herman attempts to earn money for Eddie's college education by moonlighting as a pro wrestler.

Herman's twin brother, a known con artist, visits the Munsters.

Grandpa writes to a matrimonial agency hoping to find a wife.

When Murdoch and Ogden are abducted, newly appointed Inspector Crabtree's first order of business is finding them.

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Pathway to Victory is the broadcast ministry of Dr. Robert Jeffress and the First Baptist Church of Dallas; the practical Bible teaching of Pastor Jeffress pierces the darkness with the light of God's Word.

Dylan Dreyer travels to the rugged Iberian Peninsula, home to mysterious marine mammals, fascinating predators and rare wildcats.

The team visits Red Hot Chili Pepper Flea's Conservatory of Music to discover how he keeps the study of music alive for kids in L.A.; they visit Speedy at a community center to learn about his youth basketball league and train some special athletes.

Sheinelle Jones shows how wild baby animals grow and learn throughout the changing seasons.

Sheinelle Jones visits the world's wildlife parks to see how professional care can make all the difference for some of Earth's most remarkable species.

Peter and Dr. Rae discover that North American birds and bats are flying in the face of danger; they meet conservationists fighting to save the North Atlantic puffin, spot a bald eagle nest in California and witness millions of wild bats in Texas.

Manatees are massive water-bound herbivores whose wild numbers have dwindled to a breaking point; Peter learns about a program pairing orphaned manatee babies with surrogate moms; Dr. Rae helps release rescued manatees back to the wild in Florida.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.

Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher.

C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.

Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.

After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.

Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter.

Doug loans Carrie to Deacon for a couple of days to help him get ready for his big Thanksgiving dinner.

Doug downplays a mold problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a last-minute Caribbean vacation.

When insurance won't cover the mold problem, Doug asks his dad for money, leaving Arthur insulted because he didn't come to him. Anne Meara guest stars.

Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's.

After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess.

Frasier suspects a caller's (Glenne Headly) husband (Brian Cousins) is having an affair with Maris.

Bebe (Harriet Harris), Frasier's agent, insists that he stage a sickout while she negotiates his contract.

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

Mayhem ensues when Livie Ann demands that Jeff, Bill and the others at the loading dock take a confrontation seminar.

Having moved his family back to his hometown of Briarton, Ga., Jeff is upset when his wife, Karen, seems unimpressed with everything.

When Big Jim's girlfriend kicks him out, he quickly finds another, leaving Jeff baffled as to what attracts women to his dad.

Karen invites Bill's ex-wife to dinner, and Jeff gets too much information about his best friend's failed marriage.

Bank robbers mistake Herman for the getaway driver.

Treating her insomnia, Grandpa puts Marilyn in a coma.

After indulging in a luxurious girls' day with Dottie and Christina, Abishola worries she's losing touch with her humble Nigerian roots; Goodwin feels threatened when Kofo gets a pitch meeting with Bob.

Abishola is caught in the middle when Morenike agrees to be the "plus one" in Kemi and Chukwuemeka's relationship; when Bob refuses to pay for Douglas' company car, he learns what it's like to live on a budget.

Conflicted about exonerating a murderer to save their daughter, Murdoch and Ogden abduct the socialite to face justice.

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A former Vietnam nurse suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder; a teenage boy learns he's adopted.

An adopted boy meets his biological mother who is a Vietnam veteran suffering from traumatic flashbacks of the war.

After Eddie's band performs at Malcolm's '70s party, Eddie becomes so immersed in playing that the gang plans an intervention.

Malcolm and Eddie hire a producer to make a commercial for the bar but fire him when he casts Ed McMahon and Ted Lange instead of them.

Steve plays it cool when Regina attends a singles weekend, but their faith in each other is rattled by a series of ill-timed phone calls.

A beautiful cousin (Kim Fields) visits and shows Regina disrespect in front her colleagues.

Mark (Mark Curry) wants Vanessa (Holly Robinson) to act as his wife to make a good impression on her new boss.

When Vanessa and Geneva (Holly Robinson, Saundra Quarterman) are mistakenly arrested for prostitution, Mark (Mark Curry) must bail them out.

Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy.

Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.

Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.

Carmen's friend Noah (guest star Johnny Pacar) goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack (guest star Trevor Wright) a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.

Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

A pregnant Peg returns to her family in Wanker County when Buck is the only one getting sympathy at home.

Al experiences a crisis when it appears he must get eyeglasses.

Al's out-of-body experience sends him in search of the perfect pair of shoes.

Kelly goes to Hollywood, and quickly lands her own television show.

Kelly faces difficulties while starring in her own Hollywood television show.

Pressured to earn more money, Al moonlights as a private detective.

Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.

Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.

Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.

Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.

Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura, after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake; Charlie and Laura begin a sexual relationship; Laura doesn't care that he dates other women, but she does have one request, Charlie must be available for her whenever she wants him; Charlie loves the idea, until Laura takes advantage of the situat

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.

Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train.

Fran's optimum time for conception occurs while Maxwell is making an appearance on "Hollywood Squares.".

Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) take a ski trip to get her mind off becoming pregnant. Guest stars: Nora Dunn and Chris Elliott.

Fran becomes convinced that Maxwell doesn't care about Hanukkah as much as Christmas; Maxwell and Grace get stranded.

Aunt Frieda (guest star Lainie Kazan) buys Fran's (Fran Drescher) parents' building and kicks them out, forcing them to move into the mansion. With Charles Shaughnessy.

When Christina gets a new job at a sock startup, the family is supportive until it finds out the new company is more successful than MaxDot.

Bob must gain the confidence to fight for Abishola when she goes on another date with Chukwuemeka; Uncle Tunde finds an unlikely friend in Dottie in the aftermath of his fight with Auntie Olu.

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It is Mark's high school reunion and his aging comrades from high school must come to terms with the fact that they are not the young, popular people that they used to be.

Jonathan (Michael Landon) helps ambitious students learn responsible newspaper reporting. With Victor French.

A love letter gets passed from one wrong person to another, confusing friendships and fantasies.

An employee retreat gives way to romance for Eddie, and Holly agrees to give Malcolm a chance at love.

When Regina takes over Steve's planning for a dinner party, Steve reminds her that he is the boss at home.

Steve and Lovita square off in a campaign to fill an empty position on the apartment building's tenant board.

Mark (Mark Curry) is surprised when Earvin (Omar Gooding) decides to leave school in favor of a low-paying job.

Mark (Mark Curry) ignores Geneva's (Saundra Quarterman) chance at happiness when he stands in the way of her marriage proposal.

Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran.

A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him.

Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.

Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky.

A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.

Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joyriding.

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.

Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.

Al proves he really loves Peg when he refuses a groupie's advances.

Al looks up an old flame (Wendie Jo Sperber) to get back a high-school memento for Bud.

While attempting to impress a girl (Bobbie Phillips), Bud is beaten up, nearly drowns and goes skydiving.

Al pitches a new line of super sneakers in a television commercial.

On Bud's 18th birthday, Al takes him to his first "girlie" bar.

Marcy's ex-husband Steve (David Garrison) returns to her -- on the run from the law.

Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.

Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.

Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.

Carrie bars Doug from eating at his favorite Italian restaurant, but he goes back for lunch and bites off more than he can chew.

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.

Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche.

Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.

Maxwell's conniving college buddy (guest star Maxwell Caulfield) swindles Fran (Fran Drescher) out of a fortune; Niles (Daniel Davis) inherits a royal title.

Dr. Reynolds (Nora Dunn) tells the Sheffields to expect more than one baby; Fran (Fran Drescher) gets advice from Lynn Redgrave (guest starring as herself).

Maxwell's movie deal means the Sheffields may move to Hollywood, but Fran agonizes over leaving Sylvia behind.

Fran (Fran Drescher) finds out her mother (Renee Taylor) is thinking about having an affair with a handsome doctor (guest star Joe Bologna). Steve Lawrence also guest stars.

Bob's not sure his family is cut out for the small screen when he decides to shoot a TV commercial for MaxDot and the director, Marion, wants the ad to focus on the Wheelers.

Bob, Douglas and Christina try to get Dottie to make a will; Abishola and Kemi's friendship is tested after Abishola catches Kemi in a lie.

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Jonathan and Mark encourage a disabled Vietnamese veteran to work for an organization that helps disabled people.

Jonathan and Mark (Michael Landon, Victor French) help students protest the mandatory retirement of a favorite teacher (Lew Ayres).

Malcolm and Eddie hire their banker's daughter, a convicted arsonist, in exchange for a loan to fix the building's leaky roof.

Eddie tricks Malcolm into believing he once went out with the woman Malcolm is currently infatuated with.

Steve gets stuck planning all the "girlie" details for Lovita's baby shower.

Regina hires and beautifies a new assistant (Cee Cee Michaela), then fears Steve may be trying to woo her.

Mark's (Mark Curry) determined mother (Ja'net DuBois) wreaks havoc when she arrives to stay and begins teaching at his school.

Mark returns from summer vacation to find he has been replaced.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy.

A millionaire (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) invites Fran (Fran Drescher) to go to dinner with him -- in Paris.

The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.

Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate.

Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.

Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

Al uses Jefferson's fortunetelling scam in an attempt to make easy money.

Bud wins a dinner at his house with the metal band Anthrax, but has to get the parents out first.

Kelly is invited to a mixer at a club for those with high IQs.

The Bundys are shocked when Bud starts dating his 40-year-old college English teacher (Linda Gibboney).

Kelly gets a job at her favorite theme park; Al sees the world from his couch.

Al plans a day of family fun, highlighted by a visit to the local gas station.

A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.

Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance.

An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds.

Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner.

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

Dan returns home for Christmas, and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family realize how lucky they are.

Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.

Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to play matchmaker for Niles (Daniel Davis) and has him portray a producer to impress C.C. (Lauren Lane). With Charles Shaughnessy.

Maxwell is angry when Fran plays matchmaker for Niles and C.C.; the doctor (Rita Rudner) helps prepare Fran and Maxwell for parenthood.

Fran attempts to convince Maxwell that Yetta's old love letters could be made into a Broadway musical.

Maggie and Michael (Nicholle Tom, Andrew Levitas) announce their engagement, which thrills Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor).

Dottie and Goodwin question Bob's ability to lead under pressure; Abishola is unsure if Bob's newfound success is worth it if it means he's never home.

While Bob and Abishola struggle to pull Dottie out of her depression, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde come over to lift her spirits.

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Private detectives Mark and Jonathan help a Vietnamese couple locate their sons that were adopted and raised by an American family.

Jonathan arranges for a former beauty, who was scarred in a fire, to volunteer at a camp for the blind.

Malcolm buys a car containing a secret load of cash at a police auction.

Malcolm turns McGee's into a gambling establishment to prevent bankruptcy.

When Regina accepts a job in California, Steve must decide whether to move with his loved one.

Steve looks forward to Romeo, Bullethead and Lydia graduating; Regina and Steve compete to secure a celebrity speaker for the commencement ceremony.

Mark (Mark Curry) and Geneva (Saundra Quarterman) get more than they bargained for when they confront the school bully (Raushan Hammond).

Mark's (Mark Curry) college roommate (Steve White) comes to town, and they're back to their old ways.

Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home.

Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned.

Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

The unknowing Bundys become part of an ancient plot when they win a trip to England.

Kelly must save Al and Bud when Lower Uncton citizens plot to kill them.

Al agrees to a duel with Igor to forestall the battle between Upper and Lower Uncton.

Peg's 6-year-old nephew joins the household after his parents (Bobcat Goldthwait, Linda Blair) abandon him.

Kelly's date (Corey Feldman) dumps her on a deserted highway; Peg tries to revitalize her marriage.

When Seven can't remember his birthday, Peg assigns him Al's day.

When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms.

Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them.

With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works.

Carrie and Kelly plan a get-together for Doug, Deacon and Arthur to keep them from going crazy during the strike.

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.

Charlie is surprised when a woman, Gail, with whom he flirts in a bar, rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Jake mentions that he did an Internet search on Charlie's name and found something interesting; when Charlie logs on, he finds out that he's the subject of a very uncomplimentary new website called www.charlieharpersucks.co

Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.