2026-09-21 00:00 Harvest Time Ministries with Rick Quillen 00:30 Diane and Mildred's Gospel Music Arts 01:00 Two and a Half Men In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling. 01:30 Two and a Half Men Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives. 02:00 Two and a Half Men When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected. 02:30 Two and a Half Men Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick, and he is forced to take care of her. 03:00 Two and a Half Men Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone. 03:30 Two and a Half Men Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea. 04:00 Two and a Half Men Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose. 04:30 Two and a Half Men Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in. 05:00 Two and a Half Men When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation. 05:30 Two and a Half Men When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital. 06:00 Two and a Half Men Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia. 06:30 Two and a Half Men Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women. 07:00 George Lopez George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate. 07:30 George Lopez George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash. 08:00 The Jeff Foxworthy Show Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his co-workers meet their new boss (Kevin Crowley), who immediately causes a potentially hazardous spill. 08:30 The Jeff Foxworthy Show Trey wants to impress a potential client by re-enacting a Civil War battle; Jeff's bank believes he is dead. 09:00 The Jeff Foxworthy Show When Jeff becomes the new Monster Truck Mud Bogging champion, the former titleholder steals the trophy. 09:30 The Jeff Foxworthy Show A motivational speaker leads Jeff to question his life while inspiring Bill to unleash his "inner big dog.". 10:00 Bob Hearts Abishola Abishola and Kemi's friendship is pushed to the edge when Kemi wants to disregard Nigerian tradition and have a Las Vegas wedding; Bob and the Wheelers have to avert a strike at MaxDot before it sinks the family business. 10:30 Bob Hearts Abishola When Christina tells her family that she's decided to have a baby by herself, Bob and Abishola start to reconsider whether to have a baby of their own as well. 11:00 Murdoch Mysteries Murdoch is asked by a former logging camp friend to exonerate him in a decades old murder. 12:00 Joint Relief Revolution Join Connie Craig-Carroll and health visionary Ken Meares as they uncover OmegaXL, the groundbreaking natural supplement transforming lives by tackling joint pain and inflammation. 12:30 Tired of Pain? Go Drug-Free See how a drug-free patch is helping people find relief-without medication. 13:00 The Nanny Maxwell's conniving college buddy (guest star Maxwell Caulfield) swindles Fran (Fran Drescher) out of a fortune; Niles (Daniel Davis) inherits a royal title. 13:30 The Nanny Dr. Reynolds (Nora Dunn) tells the Sheffields to expect more than one baby; Fran (Fran Drescher) gets advice from Lynn Redgrave (guest starring as herself). 14:00 The Nanny Maxwell's movie deal means the Sheffields may move to Hollywood, but Fran agonizes over leaving Sylvia behind. 14:30 The Nanny Fran (Fran Drescher) finds out her mother (Renee Taylor) is thinking about having an affair with a handsome doctor (guest star Joe Bologna). Steve Lawrence also guest stars. 15:00 Married ... With Children Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot. 15:30 Married ... With Children Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money. 16:00 Married ... With Children To earn extra money for Christmas presents, Al becomes a department-store Santa. 16:30 Married ... With Children Everything goes wrong when the Bundys prepare to attend a cousin's wedding. 17:00 The King of Queens Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her. 17:30 The King of Queens Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert. 18:00 Roseanne After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancée, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog. 18:30 Roseanne Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car. 19:00 Roseanne Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart. 19:30 Roseanne Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas. 20:00 Roseanne The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend. 20:30 Roseanne The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy. 21:00 George Lopez When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting. 21:30 George Lopez George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally. 22:00 George Lopez George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band. 22:30 George Lopez When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior. 23:00 Married ... With Children Kelly becomes a cheerleader to win the attention of a football star (Beau Dremann). 23:30 Married ... With Children Al and Steve's fishing trip turns disastrous because Peggy, Marcy and Kelly are all under the weather.
2026-09-22 00:00 Married ... With Children Frustrated with the upstairs toilet, Al decides to build his own private bathroom. 00:30 Married ... With Children Peggy is disconsolate on her birthday when she discovers that her favorite bra is discontinued. 01:00 Married ... With Children Convinced they're going bald, Al and Steve buy phony hair replacement remedies. 01:30 Married ... With Children Marcy insists that Peggy and Al accompany her on a plane trip after a gypsy's (Carmen Zapata) dire prediction. 02:00 The King of Queens Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind. 02:30 The King of Queens Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con. 03:00 The King of Queens Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story. 03:30 The King of Queens A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant. 04:00 Two and a Half Men Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital. 04:30 Two and a Half Men Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life. 05:00 Two and a Half Men Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday. 05:30 Two and a Half Men Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends. 06:00 George Lopez Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay. 06:30 George Lopez Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together. 07:00 George Lopez When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit. 07:30 George Lopez Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town. 08:00 Roseanne Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble. 08:30 Roseanne A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair. 09:00 The Nanny After learning her boyfriend's (Burke Moses) occupation, Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to break it off, but he will not let her go. With Charles Shaughnessy. 09:30 The Nanny When Fran (Fran Drescher) is a fashion "don't" in a magazine, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires her to design costumes for a benefit. With Daniel Davis and Todd Oldham. 10:00 The Nanny Fran (Fran Drescher) quits after Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jumps to conclusions when she lights up to teach Maggie (Nicholle Tom) a lesson. 10:30 The Nanny Fran (Fran Drescher) calls in the cavalry, her grandmothers (Ann Guilbert, Marilyn Cooper), when her mother (Renee Taylor) decides to leave her father. 11:00 Bob Hearts Abishola Bob must gain the confidence to fight for Abishola when she goes on another date with Chukwuemeka; Uncle Tunde finds an unlikely friend in Dottie in the aftermath of his fight with Auntie Olu. 11:30 Bob Hearts Abishola Bob lets Dele get a new haircut and finds himself caught between an irate Abishola and a surprisingly stubborn Dele; Dottie runs into difficulties with the MaxDot board of directors. 12:00 Tired of Pain? Go Drug-Free See how a drug-free patch is helping people find relief-without medication. 12:30 Joint Relief Revolution Join Connie Craig-Carroll and health visionary Ken Meares as they uncover OmegaXL, the groundbreaking natural supplement transforming lives by tackling joint pain and inflammation. 13:00 The Nanny Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to play matchmaker for Niles (Daniel Davis) and has him portray a producer to impress C.C. (Lauren Lane). With Charles Shaughnessy. 13:30 The Nanny Maxwell is angry when Fran plays matchmaker for Niles and C.C.; the doctor (Rita Rudner) helps prepare Fran and Maxwell for parenthood. 14:00 The Nanny Fran attempts to convince Maxwell that Yetta's old love letters could be made into a Broadway musical. 14:30 The Nanny Maggie and Michael (Nicholle Tom, Andrew Levitas) announce their engagement, which thrills Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor). 15:00 Married ... With Children Al goes on a solo fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy show up to spoil it. 15:30 Married ... With Children Kelly buys a motorcycle for fun, but disaster strikes when Al borrows it. 16:00 Married ... With Children Al is asked to pose as a centerfold when Peggy draws a cartoon of him that becomes a big hit in a women's magazine. 16:30 Married ... With Children Bud participates in a television dating game for nerds, with unexpected results. 17:00 The King of Queens Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life. 17:30 The King of Queens Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem. 18:00 Roseanne Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss. 18:30 Roseanne As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets. 19:00 Roseanne Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son. 19:30 Roseanne Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy. 20:00 Roseanne Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives. 20:30 Roseanne Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Rosanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appear twice as large. 21:00 George Lopez The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece. 21:30 George Lopez Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya. 22:00 George Lopez When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him. 22:30 George Lopez When the factory is bought out by someone who plans on moving the plant to Mexico, George goes to bat for his employees, until the new owner presents him with a very lucrative offer. 23:00 Married ... With Children Al is forced to visit a fancy hair salon after his barber dies. 23:30 Married ... With Children When Steve and Marcy discover their lovemaking at a local motel was videotaped, they decide to sue.
2026-09-23 00:00 Married ... With Children Al receives a small inheritance and takes the family out to dinner. 00:30 Married ... With Children Peggy embarrasses Kelly when they attend high-school career day. 01:00 Married ... With Children Kelly must perform in a tap recital after insulting the school dance club. 01:30 Married ... With Children Al takes a second job as a fast-food cook to compete with Peggy's cosmetics sales. 02:00 The King of Queens When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger. 02:30 The King of Queens Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap. 03:00 The King of Queens Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him. 03:30 The King of Queens Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her. 04:00 Two and a Half Men Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life. 04:30 Two and a Half Men A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age. 05:00 Two and a Half Men Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey). 05:30 Two and a Half Men Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose. 06:00 George Lopez When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes. 06:30 George Lopez George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place. 07:00 George Lopez Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor. 07:30 George Lopez When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.