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On her first day as a telemarketer, Phoebe encounters a distraught man (Jason Alexander) who is determined to end his life.

Celebrating Rachel's 30th birthday inspires the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays -- Joey got angry with God for breaking their deal; Ross bought a sports car; Monica got drunk and embarrassed herself at her surprise party.

Joey accidentally informs a cast member (Susan Sarandon) that she will be fired so that his character will get her character's brain.

Leonard and Sheldon hire the host (Bob Newhart) of their favorite childhood TV show to perform; Bernadette and Howard run into trouble while dog-sitting for Raj's pet.

Amy and Sheldon's relationship takes a surprising turn during a game of "Dungeons & Dragons"; Lucy and Koothrappali have an awkward date.

When Leonard receives an exciting opportunity to work overseas, Penny and Sheldon are thrown for a loop.

The Conners relish national cheeseball day as a family; Harris falls behind in her work duties at the Lunch Box; Darlene and Ben must figure out how to spend time together despite their two separate schedules.

Dan gets asked to write an article for a hardware magazine, making Ben long for his days as a writer; Jackie inserts herself into Louise's run for the school board when her retirement leads to too much free time.

Meemaw opens a secret gambling room; Sheldon, Missy and Georgie adapt to new living arrangements.

Sheldon and Dr. Linkletter struggle to solve an equation; Georgie has a solution for Meemaw's business woes; George Sr. gives advice on Missy's love life.

Missy asks some uncomfortable questions at church; Meemaw and Georgie go into business together.

Sheldon takes his first engineering class with Professor Boucher; Meemaw and Dale help take care of his ex-wife, June.

Leonard and Sheldon hire the host (Bob Newhart) of their favorite childhood TV show to perform; Bernadette and Howard run into trouble while dog-sitting for Raj's pet.

Amy and Sheldon's relationship takes a surprising turn during a game of "Dungeons & Dragons"; Lucy and Koothrappali have an awkward date.

Sheldon and Penny share secrets while Leonard is away; Wolowitz helps Raj get over his ex.

Leonard and Sheldon's friendship is tested; Wolowitz's relationship with his mom causes a threat to his masculinity.

When Leonard receives an exciting opportunity to work overseas, Penny and Sheldon are thrown for a loop.

Dan gets asked to write an article for a hardware magazine, making Ben long for his days as a writer; Jackie inserts herself into Louise's run for the school board when her retirement leads to too much free time.

Leonard and Sheldon hire the host (Bob Newhart) of their favorite childhood TV show to perform; Bernadette and Howard run into trouble while dog-sitting for Raj's pet.

Amy and Sheldon's relationship takes a surprising turn during a game of "Dungeons & Dragons"; Lucy and Koothrappali have an awkward date.

When Leonard receives an exciting opportunity to work overseas, Penny and Sheldon are thrown for a loop.

Leonard and Sheldon's friendship is tested; Wolowitz's relationship with his mom causes a threat to his masculinity.

Meemaw opens a secret gambling room; Sheldon, Missy and Georgie adapt to new living arrangements.

Sheldon and Dr. Linkletter struggle to solve an equation; Georgie has a solution for Meemaw's business woes; George Sr. gives advice on Missy's love life.

Missy asks some uncomfortable questions at church; Meemaw and Georgie go into business together.

Sheldon takes his first engineering class with Professor Boucher; Meemaw and Dale help take care of his ex-wife, June.

Sheldon and Penny share secrets while Leonard is away; Wolowitz helps Raj get over his ex.

Leonard and Sheldon's friendship is tested; Wolowitz's relationship with his mom causes a threat to his masculinity.

The Conners relish national cheeseball day as a family; Harris falls behind in her work duties at the Lunch Box; Darlene and Ben must figure out how to spend time together despite their two separate schedules.

Dan gets asked to write an article for a hardware magazine, making Ben long for his days as a writer; Jackie inserts herself into Louise's run for the school board when her retirement leads to too much free time.

It's the eve of Brent's 40th birthday; to celebrate, the town has planned a midnight party complete with fireworks and a parade.

Lacey is the unlikely champion of an eating contest; Emma enjoys the pleasures of an MP3 player.

Brent and Lacey sponsor Davis' football team; Karen's reckless driving puts Hank in the driver's seat.

Brent offers self-serve; Lacey goes buffet style at the Ruby.

Unsuspecting members of the public climbing into an apparently normal taxicab, only to find themselves on national television, with a chance to win a small fortune; hosted by Adam Growe.

Taxi passengers win money by answering trivia questions.

It's the eve of Brent's 40th birthday; to celebrate, the town has planned a midnight party complete with fireworks and a parade.

Lacey is the unlikely champion of an eating contest; Emma enjoys the pleasures of an MP3 player.

Brent and Lacey sponsor Davis' football team; Karen's reckless driving puts Hank in the driver's seat.

Brent offers self-serve; Lacey goes buffet style at the Ruby.

Unsuspecting members of the public climbing into an apparently normal taxicab, only to find themselves on national television, with a chance to win a small fortune; hosted by Adam Growe.

Taxi passengers win money by answering trivia questions.

It's the eve of Brent's 40th birthday; to celebrate, the town has planned a midnight party complete with fireworks and a parade.

Lacey is the unlikely champion of an eating contest; Emma enjoys the pleasures of an MP3 player.

Brent and Lacey sponsor Davis' football team; Karen's reckless driving puts Hank in the driver's seat.

Brent offers self-serve; Lacey goes buffet style at the Ruby.

A fire at Ben's hardware store causes a major setback for the family; Becky feels enormous pressure to help every single patient at her mental health facility internship.

Meemaw opens a secret gambling room; Sheldon, Missy and Georgie adapt to new living arrangements.

Sheldon and Dr. Linkletter struggle to solve an equation; Georgie has a solution for Meemaw's business woes; George Sr. gives advice on Missy's love life.

Missy asks some uncomfortable questions at church; Meemaw and Georgie go into business together.

Sheldon takes his first engineering class with Professor Boucher; Meemaw and Dale help take care of his ex-wife, June.

Raj designs a scavenger hunt that brings out the best -- and the worst -- in the whole gang.

Sheldon wants revenge after Amy ruins one of his favorite films; Leonard finds a way to get Penny to do anything; Stuart and Raj make online dating profiles.

Sheldon and Amy's relationship is tested when she takes a job at his university; a fight with Bernadette leaves Howard sleeping on Raj's couch.

A fire at Ben's hardware store causes a major setback for the family; Becky feels enormous pressure to help every single patient at her mental health facility internship.

Dan achieves a major financial milestone, making him reconsider his belief in the Conners' curse; Mark finds out some news that causes him to reevaluate his future.

Sheldon battles President Hagemeyer's mysterious boss over the university's science requirements; Mary discovers that Georgie is working at Meemaw's illegal gambling room.

Sheldon gets the science yips and has to learn how to not think; George Sr. plays handyman at Brenda Sparks' house.

Sheldon gets a dorm room all to himself; Meemaw gains an unwanted business partner.

Sheldon acts as Mary's spy during a youth lock-in at church; Georgie is attracted to an older woman.

Raj designs a scavenger hunt that brings out the best -- and the worst -- in the whole gang.

Sheldon wants revenge after Amy ruins one of his favorite films; Leonard finds a way to get Penny to do anything; Stuart and Raj make online dating profiles.

Sheldon's latest scientific breakthrough leaves him feeling like a fraud; a romantic gesture between Howard and Bernadette causes Penny to up her game with Leonard.

When Professor Proton asks Leonard for help with an experiment, Sheldon retaliates by befriending Proton's rival, Bill Nye.

Ricky and Julian head home to Sunnyvale Trailer Park, hoping to get their lives back together after being released from jail.

Julian (Jean Paul Tremblay) plans to leave the trailer park, leaving Ricky (Robb Wells) with one week to find a new place to live.

Raj designs a scavenger hunt that brings out the best -- and the worst -- in the whole gang.

Sheldon wants revenge after Amy ruins one of his favorite films; Leonard finds a way to get Penny to do anything; Stuart and Raj make online dating profiles.

Sheldon and Amy's relationship is tested when she takes a job at his university; a fight with Bernadette leaves Howard sleeping on Raj's couch.

When Professor Proton asks Leonard for help with an experiment, Sheldon retaliates by befriending Proton's rival, Bill Nye.

Ricky and Julian head home to Sunnyvale Trailer Park, hoping to get their lives back together after being released from jail.

Julian (Jean Paul Tremblay) plans to leave the trailer park, leaving Ricky (Robb Wells) with one week to find a new place to live.

Sheldon gets a dorm room all to himself; Meemaw gains an unwanted business partner.

Sheldon acts as Mary's spy during a youth lock-in at church; Georgie is attracted to an older woman.

Sheldon's latest scientific breakthrough leaves him feeling like a fraud; a romantic gesture between Howard and Bernadette causes Penny to up her game with Leonard.

When Professor Proton asks Leonard for help with an experiment, Sheldon retaliates by befriending Proton's rival, Bill Nye.

A fire at Ben's hardware store causes a major setback for the family; Becky feels enormous pressure to help every single patient at her mental health facility internship.

Dan achieves a major financial milestone, making him reconsider his belief in the Conners' curse; Mark finds out some news that causes him to reevaluate his future.

The air conditioner breaks at Corner Gas; Karen and Davis win the meat lottery.

Karen's reputation as a woman of the law is marred when an accidental muffin incident causes chaos for the team.

Oscar and Emma enjoy Lacey's company in their new hot tub a lot more than Lacey enjoys theirs; the police department introduces Safety Pete.

Wanda becomes a reporter for the Howler; Brent takes guitar lessons.

Brent tries to prove he is the biggest Saskatchewan Roughriders fan.

Oscar kicks off the New Year with startling news about his national identity; the gang gets involved in a resolution contest.

When a mistake comes to light, Sheldon makes Leonard walk a mile in his shoes; Penny decides to confront Raj's ex.

When the gang decides to spend Thanksgiving at Mrs. Wolowitz's house, Sheldon protests; Leonard and Penny deal with an error from her past.

Amy and Leonard try to help Sheldon deal with his shame; Raj stays with Bernadette and Howard for a week.

As Leonard tries to help Penny with a disappointment, Penny asks him a bold question about their relationship; Sheldon wants to learn how to be funny.

Sheldon must learn how to relax when he is forced to take a vacation; Leonard tries to support Penny when she quits her job; Bernadette needs to replace one of Stuart's comic books.

Unable to get Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon tries to hold his own convention and ends up spending a wild evening with James Earl Jones; the ladies try to act maturely.

Sheldon and Amy go on a trip to wine country with Howard and Bernadette; Penny and Leonard rush Raj's dog to the vet.

When Leonard buys a dining room table, Sheldon re-evaluates the changes in his life; Bernadette is torn when Wolowitz gets the chance to go back to space.

Bernadette tries to negotiate peace between Sheldon and Wolowitz; Penny receives an embarrassing offer; Raj wants Amy to write to a woman on his behalf.

Sheldon is faced with a new reality when he visits his mom in Houston; a murder mystery party starts arguments.

Raj struggles with guilt when he dates two women at once; Penny has a chance to play a part in a cheesy movie; Sheldon is torn between two gaming systems.

Sheldon has a personal crisis when he decides string theory is a waste of his time; a double date ends in embarrassment for Howard.

Sheldon gives spontaneity a try, which causes unexpected friction for Penny, Bernadette and Amy; Raj asks Howard for help with preparation for a date with Emily.

Professor Proton (Bob Newhart) helps Sheldon deal with grief; Leonard gets into a competition with Penny; Bernadette and Amy prepare a "Star Wars Day" gift for the guys.

When a mistake comes to light, Sheldon makes Leonard walk a mile in his shoes; Penny decides to confront Raj's ex.

When the gang decides to spend Thanksgiving at Mrs. Wolowitz's house, Sheldon protests; Leonard and Penny deal with an error from her past.

Amy and Leonard try to help Sheldon deal with his shame; Raj stays with Bernadette and Howard for a week.

As Leonard tries to help Penny with a disappointment, Penny asks him a bold question about their relationship; Sheldon wants to learn how to be funny.

Sheldon must learn how to relax when he is forced to take a vacation; Leonard tries to support Penny when she quits her job; Bernadette needs to replace one of Stuart's comic books.

Unable to get Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon tries to hold his own convention and ends up spending a wild evening with James Earl Jones; the ladies try to act maturely.

Sheldon and Amy go on a trip to wine country with Howard and Bernadette; Penny and Leonard rush Raj's dog to the vet.

When Leonard buys a dining room table, Sheldon re-evaluates the changes in his life; Bernadette is torn when Wolowitz gets the chance to go back to space.

Bernadette tries to negotiate peace between Sheldon and Wolowitz; Penny receives an embarrassing offer; Raj wants Amy to write to a woman on his behalf.

Sheldon is faced with a new reality when he visits his mom in Houston; a murder mystery party starts arguments.

Raj struggles with guilt when he dates two women at once; Penny has a chance to play a part in a cheesy movie; Sheldon is torn between two gaming systems.

Sheldon has a personal crisis when he decides string theory is a waste of his time; a double date ends in embarrassment for Howard.

Sheldon gives spontaneity a try, which causes unexpected friction for Penny, Bernadette and Amy; Raj asks Howard for help with preparation for a date with Emily.

Professor Proton (Bob Newhart) helps Sheldon deal with grief; Leonard gets into a competition with Penny; Bernadette and Amy prepare a "Star Wars Day" gift for the guys.

When a mistake comes to light, Sheldon makes Leonard walk a mile in his shoes; Penny decides to confront Raj's ex.

When the gang decides to spend Thanksgiving at Mrs. Wolowitz's house, Sheldon protests; Leonard and Penny deal with an error from her past.

Amy and Leonard try to help Sheldon deal with his shame; Raj stays with Bernadette and Howard for a week.

As Leonard tries to help Penny with a disappointment, Penny asks him a bold question about their relationship; Sheldon wants to learn how to be funny.

Sheldon must learn how to relax when he is forced to take a vacation; Leonard tries to support Penny when she quits her job; Bernadette needs to replace one of Stuart's comic books.

Unable to get Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon tries to hold his own convention and ends up spending a wild evening with James Earl Jones; the ladies try to act maturely.

Sheldon and Amy go on a trip to wine country with Howard and Bernadette; Penny and Leonard rush Raj's dog to the vet.

When Leonard buys a dining room table, Sheldon re-evaluates the changes in his life; Bernadette is torn when Wolowitz gets the chance to go back to space.

Bernadette tries to negotiate peace between Sheldon and Wolowitz; Penny receives an embarrassing offer; Raj wants Amy to write to a woman on his behalf.

Sheldon is faced with a new reality when he visits his mom in Houston; a murder mystery party starts arguments.

Raj struggles with guilt when he dates two women at once; Penny has a chance to play a part in a cheesy movie; Sheldon is torn between two gaming systems.

Sheldon has a personal crisis when he decides string theory is a waste of his time; a double date ends in embarrassment for Howard.

Sheldon gives spontaneity a try, which causes unexpected friction for Penny, Bernadette and Amy; Raj asks Howard for help with preparation for a date with Emily.

Professor Proton (Bob Newhart) helps Sheldon deal with grief; Leonard gets into a competition with Penny; Bernadette and Amy prepare a "Star Wars Day" gift for the guys.

Brent pleads with Hank not to embarrass him when they go to see Brent's favorite comic book writer.

After an incident leaves the townsfolk puzzled, Karen tries to convince the entire town that she is not actually a crazy cat lady.

Davis is sent to a sensitivity course after making too many blonde jokes.

Brent finds a creative way to get through a week of no TV with the help of Hank and Wanda.

Wanda's new way of getting around town brings a European flair to Dog River; Hank's new greeting puts him in an awkward situation with Emma.

Brent and Hank take a trip down memory lane by stealing crab apples from a neighbor's yard; no one wants Oscar on their charades team; Davis and Wanda discover he benefits of complaining.

Monica and Chandler fondly reminisce about London until a startling revelation leaves Chandler floored.

Monica regrets telling a woman about a discount bridal shop when they end up competing for a wedding dress.

Joey is overjoyed to be nominated for a "Soapie" award; engaged Monica frets when she realizes she will never experience the thrill of a new relationship again; Ross spots Chandler sneaking out of a male strip club.

Joey auditions for a big role which will require him to appear naked; Rachel and Phoebe plan Monica's bridal shower; Ross and Monica's attractive cousin visits and stirs the passions of all men who meet her.

A college friend with whom Rachel shared an embarrassing and passionate moment shows up at Central Perk; Chandler and Ross argue for possession of Val Kilmer's tuxedo; Joey drives Monica crazy over the wedding schedule.

With only four weeks until their wedding, Monica and Chandler try to write their vows; Chandler enlists the boys' help, while Monica does the same with the girls.

Trying to ensure an ideal wedding, Monica arranges a meeting so Chandler and his estranged father can reconcile.

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

Ross tries to find Chandler with Phoebe's help; Rachel tries to hinder Monica.

The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.

The gals speculate about the father of Rachel's baby, the guys scramble after Chandler loses the film from his wedding.

The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.

Ross and Rachel argue over how they ended up in bed together weeks earlier, so Ross announces he has the encounter on tape.

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star (Johnny Messner); Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

Monica and Chandler fondly reminisce about London until a startling revelation leaves Chandler floored.

Monica regrets telling a woman about a discount bridal shop when they end up competing for a wedding dress.

Joey is overjoyed to be nominated for a "Soapie" award; engaged Monica frets when she realizes she will never experience the thrill of a new relationship again; Ross spots Chandler sneaking out of a male strip club.

Joey auditions for a big role which will require him to appear naked; Rachel and Phoebe plan Monica's bridal shower; Ross and Monica's attractive cousin visits and stirs the passions of all men who meet her.

A college friend with whom Rachel shared an embarrassing and passionate moment shows up at Central Perk; Chandler and Ross argue for possession of Val Kilmer's tuxedo; Joey drives Monica crazy over the wedding schedule.

With only four weeks until their wedding, Monica and Chandler try to write their vows; Chandler enlists the boys' help, while Monica does the same with the girls.

Trying to ensure an ideal wedding, Monica arranges a meeting so Chandler and his estranged father can reconcile.

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

Ross tries to find Chandler with Phoebe's help; Rachel tries to hinder Monica.

The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.

The gals speculate about the father of Rachel's baby, the guys scramble after Chandler loses the film from his wedding.

The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.