Adult Swim

When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins try to save Christmas on their own.

Cotton is down and out in Arlen, Texas, taking a job as a bathroom attendant.

When the time comes to take a beating from the rival team, the school's new mascot, Bobby, turns and runs.

Francine starts working at Stan's office, which cramps his style and inhibits his ability to flirt with co-workers.

The Belcher kids get caught up in a game of cat-and-mouse when Dr. Yap comes to the restaurant in search of something that was taken from the waiting room of his office; Bob, Linda and Teddy try to clean a huge bird poop off the restaurant's window.

Linda needs the kids' help in fighting for a fun, dumb, local tradition; Bob is captivated by an online cucumber.

Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans; the town becomes divided on whether to remove the statue that commemorates him.

When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins try to save Christmas on their own.

Cotton is down and out in Arlen, Texas, taking a job as a bathroom attendant.

When the time comes to take a beating from the rival team, the school's new mascot, Bobby, turns and runs.

If Rick says not to do something, people shouldn't do it; Morty receives a gift from a random stranger on the street.

The Lord of the Rings; Elijah finally makes it home for Passover Seder; Elliot and E.T. have an adventure; Ben 10 gets a birthday present.

Why you don't want to mess with an Apache Chief and what would happen if all the wolves were gone.

Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans; the town becomes divided on whether to remove the statue that commemorates him.

When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins try to save Christmas on their own.

The Belcher kids get caught up in a game of cat-and-mouse when Dr. Yap comes to the restaurant in search of something that was taken from the waiting room of his office; Bob, Linda and Teddy try to clean a huge bird poop off the restaurant's window.

Linda needs the kids' help in fighting for a fun, dumb, local tradition; Bob is captivated by an online cucumber.

Cotton is down and out in Arlen, Texas, taking a job as a bathroom attendant.

When the time comes to take a beating from the rival team, the school's new mascot, Bobby, turns and runs.

Francine starts working at Stan's office, which cramps his style and inhibits his ability to flirt with co-workers.

The Monarch launches his first attack on his new arch nemesis.

If Rick says not to do something, people shouldn't do it; Morty receives a gift from a random stranger on the street.

The Lord of the Rings; Elijah finally makes it home for Passover Seder; Elliot and E.T. have an adventure; Ben 10 gets a birthday present.

Why you don't want to mess with an Apache Chief and what would happen if all the wolves were gone.

Melissa breaks her arm. Then suspiciously, Jason breaks his arm too. Brendon is concerned that Melissa may be smarter than he.

Jack comes upon a battle where 300 men are fighting an army of robots.

Bob visits the local sperm bank and Margaret discovers that his donation will benefit a co-worker.

Bob and Margaret experience their first Canadian Christmas.

Glen Campbell; seat-belt safety.

Singer Michelle Wright ("All You Really Want to Do"); Mr. Osborne's neighborhood.

Monsters have nothing on Kydd and Felixx's vendetta against a step-mother.

Juggling guns, flying planes and driving backwards, just a few of the things that you should do to avoid being killed by the Shadows of Death.

Boobs help wealthy immortal beings stay enthused.

A stake out is the best way to catch a vampire.

Bob visits the local sperm bank and Margaret discovers that his donation will benefit a co-worker.

After a band of bikers runs over Jack's sandals, he goes in search of perfect footwear.

Glen Campbell; seat-belt safety.

Singer Michelle Wright ("All You Really Want to Do"); Mr. Osborne's neighborhood.

The Monarch and Dr Mrs. The Monarch settle into their new home and a new, no-more-arching-Dr-Venture any more life; Dr Venture receives an unorthodox introduction to his new guild-assigned nemesis which quickly lands him in the center of the deadly web that is the suburban supervillain community.

The kids decide to run away to Europe and become ex-patriot artists, but find their plan is a little lost at sea; McGuirk's car breaks down and he has no money to fix it.

After a band of bikers runs over Jack's sandals, he goes in search of perfect footwear.

Bob and Margaret experience their first Canadian Christmas.

Glen Campbell; seat-belt safety.

Singer Michelle Wright ("All You Really Want to Do"); Mr. Osborne's neighborhood.

Monsters have nothing on Kydd and Felixx's vendetta against a step-mother.

Juggling guns, flying planes and driving backwards, just a few of the things that you should do to avoid being killed by the Shadows of Death.

Boobs help wealthy immortal beings stay enthused.

A stake out is the best way to catch a vampire.

The Monarch and Dr Mrs. The Monarch settle into their new home and a new, no-more-arching-Dr-Venture any more life; Dr Venture receives an unorthodox introduction to his new guild-assigned nemesis which quickly lands him in the center of the deadly web that is the suburban supervillain community.

The kids decide to run away to Europe and become ex-patriot artists, but find their plan is a little lost at sea; McGuirk's car breaks down and he has no money to fix it.

Steve slips into the gorilla exhibit while at the zoo with Stan; Roger sets out to write a song that will catapult him to fame as a country singer.

After Tina and Bob plan a father-daughter date to see Bob's favorite vampire movie, Tina decides to invite her group of friends along; Linda opens a restaurant for the raccoons in their alley.

Louise must pay a debt to Millie by attending the Pixie Princess Promenade; a bouquet in the shape of a dog forces Linda to confront her past.

When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse; he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, the Giant Chicken, is admitted; Brian has an identity crisis.

Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic Corvette.

Hank is devastated when he realizes his cherished flatbed truck is on its last legs.

While searching for his birth certificate, Hank learns the true location of his birthplace and becomes an unwitting pawn in one of Cotton's schemes.

Steve slips into the gorilla exhibit while at the zoo with Stan; Roger sets out to write a song that will catapult him to fame as a country singer.

After Tina and Bob plan a father-daughter date to see Bob's favorite vampire movie, Tina decides to invite her group of friends along; Linda opens a restaurant for the raccoons in their alley.

Louise must pay a debt to Millie by attending the Pixie Princess Promenade; a bouquet in the shape of a dog forces Linda to confront her past.

When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse; he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, the Giant Chicken, is admitted; Brian has an identity crisis.

Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic Corvette.

Hank is devastated when he realizes his cherished flatbed truck is on its last legs.

While searching for his birth certificate, Hank learns the true location of his birthplace and becomes an unwitting pawn in one of Cotton's schemes.

When Mr. Poopybutthole stays longer than expected at the Smiths' home, Rick decides to arrange an intervention to help his friend reduce his alcohol use.

Santa nearly misses Christmas; Kano ("Mortal Kombat") shares the holidays with Mrs. Cage; Justin Bieber's new song; G.I. Joe's very special Christmas.

A TV theme song that never ends.

When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse; he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, the Giant Chicken, is admitted; Brian has an identity crisis.

Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic Corvette.

After Tina and Bob plan a father-daughter date to see Bob's favorite vampire movie, Tina decides to invite her group of friends along; Linda opens a restaurant for the raccoons in their alley.

Louise must pay a debt to Millie by attending the Pixie Princess Promenade; a bouquet in the shape of a dog forces Linda to confront her past.

Hank is devastated when he realizes his cherished flatbed truck is on its last legs.

While searching for his birth certificate, Hank learns the true location of his birthplace and becomes an unwitting pawn in one of Cotton's schemes.

Steve slips into the gorilla exhibit while at the zoo with Stan; Roger sets out to write a song that will catapult him to fame as a country singer.

The Monarch and Dr Mrs. The Monarch settle into their new home and a new, no-more-arching-Dr-Venture any more life; Dr Venture receives an unorthodox introduction to his new guild-assigned nemesis which quickly lands him in the center of the deadly web that is the suburban supervillain community.

When Mr. Poopybutthole stays longer than expected at the Smiths' home, Rick decides to arrange an intervention to help his friend reduce his alcohol use.

Santa nearly misses Christmas; Kano ("Mortal Kombat") shares the holidays with Mrs. Cage; Justin Bieber's new song; G.I. Joe's very special Christmas.

A TV theme song that never ends.

The kids decide to run away to Europe and become ex-patriot artists, but find their plan is a little lost at sea; McGuirk's car breaks down and he has no money to fix it.

After a band of bikers runs over Jack's sandals, he goes in search of perfect footwear.

Bob and Margaret learn more about their neighbor's grown son when he moves back home.

Bob braves the wilderness with some colleagues while Margaret braves floor tilers back at home.

Singer Colin James; golf ball exhibition; country western days.

Casino circus; yo-yo and lip sync; billboards.

Stone enlists Kydd and Felixx on their most dangerous mission yet: breaking a cute magical monkey out of the evidence room.

Kydd and Felixx wrestle with a local detective, voodoo dolls, and the ever-important debate of hamburgers vs. tacos.

In order to find out if a house is behind all the murders that occur there, Kydd and Felixx decide to fill it with serial killers.

Kydd and Felixx allow a reanimated corpse to terrorize a military base until they are paid properly.

Bob and Margaret learn more about their neighbor's grown son when he moves back home.

Jack is turned into a chicken by a cranky wizard; while he tries to fix this, he gets caught by a handler and becomes a prize-winning creature combat fighter.

Singer Colin James; golf ball exhibition; country western days.

Casino circus; yo-yo and lip sync; billboards.

Brock Samson is terminated from the O.S.I., stripped of his license to kill and hunted by some of the world's deadliest assassins.

The kids prepare for Halloween; Linda gets ready for the new baby; Coach McGuirk sets out for a romantic night.

Jack is turned into a chicken by a cranky wizard; while he tries to fix this, he gets caught by a handler and becomes a prize-winning creature combat fighter.

Bob braves the wilderness with some colleagues while Margaret braves floor tilers back at home.

Singer Colin James; golf ball exhibition; country western days.

Casino circus; yo-yo and lip sync; billboards.

Stone enlists Kydd and Felixx on their most dangerous mission yet: breaking a cute magical monkey out of the evidence room.

Kydd and Felixx wrestle with a local detective, voodoo dolls, and the ever-important debate of hamburgers vs. tacos.

In order to find out if a house is behind all the murders that occur there, Kydd and Felixx decide to fill it with serial killers.

Kydd and Felixx allow a reanimated corpse to terrorize a military base until they are paid properly.

Brock Samson is terminated from the O.S.I., stripped of his license to kill and hunted by some of the world's deadliest assassins.

The kids prepare for Halloween; Linda gets ready for the new baby; Coach McGuirk sets out for a romantic night.

When Stan tries to bond with Steve by creating a busty female alias (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Francine must intervene; Roger starts a limo service.

In order to help with anxiety about an upcoming oral report, Mr. Frond lends Tina a crystal that his new girlfriend alleges has special powers; Bob and Linda buy a box of imperfect produce and try to use it all before it rots.

When a mysterious note is sent to Linda on Halloween, she and Gayle must travel to their hometown to face a wrong they committed 27 years ago.

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business; Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery but ends up taking it too far.

Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli; when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life.

Bill starts a relationship with former Texas governor Ann Richards while celebrating his 40th birthday.

Bobby enjoys his ventriloquist's dummy, until Hank takes a shine to the dummy, Chip, who is a big sports fan.

When Stan tries to bond with Steve by creating a busty female alias (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Francine must intervene; Roger starts a limo service.

In order to help with anxiety about an upcoming oral report, Mr. Frond lends Tina a crystal that his new girlfriend alleges has special powers; Bob and Linda buy a box of imperfect produce and try to use it all before it rots.

When a mysterious note is sent to Linda on Halloween, she and Gayle must travel to their hometown to face a wrong they committed 27 years ago.

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business; Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery but ends up taking it too far.

Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli; when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life.

Bill starts a relationship with former Texas governor Ann Richards while celebrating his 40th birthday.

Bobby enjoys his ventriloquist's dummy, until Hank takes a shine to the dummy, Chip, who is a big sports fan.

Rick and The President are back at it.

E.T. takes over an emergency room.

How to bring Monopoly to the silver screen; Dracula hosts a dinner party; The Little Mermaid travels up the Hudson River to New York.

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business; Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery but ends up taking it too far.

Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli; when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life.