DTOUR

When Gerry meets a DJ at the gym, he offers her a job at the school dance, but Robert has banned dances and won't budge on his position.

Gerry suspects Central High of cheating; Bobbi prepares for maternity leave.

Frankie decides to throw a Christmas Eve party; Mike struggles to keep Frankie's Christmas gift a secret; Sue asks the Rev. Tim Tom to explain the meaning of Christmas to Brick; Axl is put off by Bob's efforts to seem cool.

Frankie decides that each family member will have a New Year's resolution assigned anonymously, with an incentive to help keep everyone on track; chaos ensues as all try to fulfill their promises.

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

Mike's plan to spoil Molly for her birthday goes awry after he eats psychedelic gelato.

Mike's eyebrows end up in danger as he starts transforming the basement into a living area; Carl asks Samuel to be his roommate.

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.

Drew needs Greg's help with the brewery, but is forced to take drastic measures to get Greg to loosen up.

Drew (Drew Carey) discovers a scheme in which Mr. Wick and Mimi (Craig Ferguson, Kathy Kinney) plan to fabricate a sexual harassment suit.

Chuck finds the creator of the Intersect; a conflict breaks out between the Burbank Buy More and the Beverly Hills branch.

Jane and Maura find a man who died in a bathtub full of ice; while trying to stay cool during a heatwave, Angela discovers a spicy tea that brings unexpected romantic consequences.

A notable county prosecutor is arrested for murder; when Angela hears that Maura is planning to meet Jack's daughter, she sets out to educate Maura about the interests of children today.

The president uses chess to illustrate tensions between the United States and China over Taiwan's testing of Patriot missiles.

The White House celebrates the first lady's birthday on the eve of her possibly losing her medical license; a British ambassador (Roger Rees) argues against the president's meeting with an Irish terrorist.

Chuck finds the creator of the Intersect; a conflict breaks out between the Burbank Buy More and the Beverly Hills branch.

Jane and Maura find a man who died in a bathtub full of ice; while trying to stay cool during a heatwave, Angela discovers a spicy tea that brings unexpected romantic consequences.

A notable county prosecutor is arrested for murder; when Angela hears that Maura is planning to meet Jack's daughter, she sets out to educate Maura about the interests of children today.

The president uses chess to illustrate tensions between the United States and China over Taiwan's testing of Patriot missiles.

The White House celebrates the first lady's birthday on the eve of her possibly losing her medical license; a British ambassador (Roger Rees) argues against the president's meeting with an Irish terrorist.

Chuck finds the creator of the Intersect; a conflict breaks out between the Burbank Buy More and the Beverly Hills branch.

An irritated traveler pushes officers to the limit; Haitian fruits may contain more than vitamins.

A woman returning from a trip to China has business cards to a Sydney brothel and passports for three Chinese girls.

A piece of salmon comes up positive for cocaine; Syrian carpets have something suspicious woven into the fabric.

A man arrives from Beijing with strong readings for narcotics; three men want to visit a temple that hasn't been built yet.

A woman's belongings are positive for heroin; a Malaysian man arrives looking for work.

Gerri has an encounter with a female police officer; Bobbi tries to end things with Robert; Simon believes he can protect Xavier using science.

After a run-in with an old fling, Gerry is convinced her daughter is his; Robert gets ready for the 20th reunion of his chess club.

Gerry goes to a teacher conference in Atlantic City to try to find a girl; Robert and Bobbi's fling goes public; Trudy and Frank argue about his inappropriate phone calls.

Gerry's star player is being scouted and he doesn't want to be left out; Robert sells tickets to his play; Malik spreads the love with 20 second hugs.

Drew (Drew Carey) panics when he is promoted on the basis of a brilliant idea and can't think of any more. With Christa Miller.

Drew and his friends decide to market their own brand of beer after discovering the store is being sold.

Adam gets a surprise from his past -- his first love Dana; Barry and Erica are off to college, but realize they have nowhere on campus to live.

Geoff starts a food delivery service named Food in a Geoffy, but he quickly learns running a business comes with challenges; as the only child remaining at home, Adam gets a lot more attention from Beverly.

Mike discovers a dinosaur bone in the quarry at work; Brick decides to run for school historian.

Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they start following through on their schoolwork and chores; Mike takes a night job as a driver delivering snack cakes.

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Adam gets a surprise from his past -- his first love Dana; Barry and Erica are off to college, but realize they have nowhere on campus to live.

Geoff starts a food delivery service named Food in a Geoffy, but he quickly learns running a business comes with challenges; as the only child remaining at home, Adam gets a lot more attention from Beverly.

Drew (Drew Carey) panics when he is promoted on the basis of a brilliant idea and can't think of any more. With Christa Miller.

Drew and his friends decide to market their own brand of beer after discovering the store is being sold.

When Mike is sick on Thanksgiving, Molly is secretly excited about not having to cook -- until Vince invites his brother over for a homemade meal.

Mike turns to Carl and Samuel when Molly doesn't get pregnant.

Mike discovers a dinosaur bone in the quarry at work; Brick decides to run for school historian.

Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they start following through on their schoolwork and chores; Mike takes a night job as a driver delivering snack cakes.

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Drew (Drew Carey) panics when he is promoted on the basis of a brilliant idea and can't think of any more. With Christa Miller.

Drew and his friends decide to market their own brand of beer after discovering the store is being sold.

When Mike is sick on Thanksgiving, Molly is secretly excited about not having to cook -- until Vince invites his brother over for a homemade meal.

Mike turns to Carl and Samuel when Molly doesn't get pregnant.

Adam gets a surprise from his past -- his first love Dana; Barry and Erica are off to college, but realize they have nowhere on campus to live.

Geoff starts a food delivery service named Food in a Geoffy, but he quickly learns running a business comes with challenges; as the only child remaining at home, Adam gets a lot more attention from Beverly.

Mike discovers a dinosaur bone in the quarry at work; Brick decides to run for school historian.

Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they start following through on their schoolwork and chores; Mike takes a night job as a driver delivering snack cakes.

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

A woman with protruding pants attracts the attention of Customs; a passenger would rather go to court than pay a fine.

A woman tries to smuggle an expensive gift into Australia; a package from Hong Kong looks suspicious.

A fidgety passenger has officers on high alert because of what's found under his home's floorboards.

A musician claims to have special powers that help her see the future.

A father and son from China have four suitcases full of undeclared food; an immigration raid targets illegal workers.

An American tourist is caught renting by the hour, but insists she needs to meet up with her boyfriend.

Something very strange is happening at Xavier Academy; the day to day goings on of Gerry and the rest of the staff have been completely reversed.

After winning the city championship, Gerry thinks he'll get Coach of the Year; Callaghan makes an announcement; Frank is determined to help Jimmy find a career.

Gerry is forced to sub at an inner-city school; the Xavier staff fears Robert is having a nervous breakdown; Ted decides to hang out for the day.

Gerry's new educational assistant, Marty, becomes a source of irritation in the classroom when he challenges Gerry's authority.

Drew (Drew Carey) wages war with Mimi (Kathy Kinney) when she leaks information about Lisa's (Katy Selverstone) employee evaluation.

The new store manager (Craig Ferguson) wants to cut employee perks and expects Drew (Drew Carey) to do the trimming. With Christa Miller.

Barry decides to rush a fraternity, but it doesn't quite work out as he expects; Beverly and Murray find themselves getting closer to being empty nesters, which means more hobbies and activities for Beverly and more TV for Murray.

While at school, Erica attempts to fool Beverly into thinking parents weekend has been rescheduled; Adam joins the school production of "Romeo and Juliet.".

Frankie and Mike try to plan a quiet, romantic Valentine's Day without the kids.

Mike helps Brick train for a regional spelling bee; Sue's birthday is forgotten.

When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.

George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Barry decides to rush a fraternity, but it doesn't quite work out as he expects; Beverly and Murray find themselves getting closer to being empty nesters, which means more hobbies and activities for Beverly and more TV for Murray.

While at school, Erica attempts to fool Beverly into thinking parents weekend has been rescheduled; Adam joins the school production of "Romeo and Juliet.".

Drew (Drew Carey) wages war with Mimi (Kathy Kinney) when she leaks information about Lisa's (Katy Selverstone) employee evaluation.

The new store manager (Craig Ferguson) wants to cut employee perks and expects Drew (Drew Carey) to do the trimming. With Christa Miller.

Molly encourages Mike to pursue a detective position, but stress over the qualification exam takes a toll on their relationship.

Mike can't contain his frustration over the amount of money Molly has spent on Christmas shopping; as Molly's family partakes in holiday festivities at home, Mike and Molly spend Christmas Eve at a church with Mike's mother and his boss.

Frankie and Mike try to plan a quiet, romantic Valentine's Day without the kids.

Mike helps Brick train for a regional spelling bee; Sue's birthday is forgotten.

When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.

George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Drew (Drew Carey) wages war with Mimi (Kathy Kinney) when she leaks information about Lisa's (Katy Selverstone) employee evaluation.

The new store manager (Craig Ferguson) wants to cut employee perks and expects Drew (Drew Carey) to do the trimming. With Christa Miller.

Molly encourages Mike to pursue a detective position, but stress over the qualification exam takes a toll on their relationship.

Mike can't contain his frustration over the amount of money Molly has spent on Christmas shopping; as Molly's family partakes in holiday festivities at home, Mike and Molly spend Christmas Eve at a church with Mike's mother and his boss.

Barry decides to rush a fraternity, but it doesn't quite work out as he expects; Beverly and Murray find themselves getting closer to being empty nesters, which means more hobbies and activities for Beverly and more TV for Murray.

While at school, Erica attempts to fool Beverly into thinking parents weekend has been rescheduled; Adam joins the school production of "Romeo and Juliet.".

Frankie and Mike try to plan a quiet, romantic Valentine's Day without the kids.

Mike helps Brick train for a regional spelling bee; Sue's birthday is forgotten.

When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.

George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.

A man arrives from Beijing with strong readings for narcotics; three men want to visit a temple that hasn't been built yet.

A woman's belongings are positive for heroin; a Malaysian man arrives looking for work.

A woman with protruding pants attracts the attention of Customs; a passenger would rather go to court than pay a fine.

A woman tries to smuggle an expensive gift into Australia; a package from Hong Kong looks suspicious.

A fidgety passenger has officers on high alert because of what's found under his home's floorboards.

A musician claims to have special powers that help her see the future.

Celebrated neurosurgeon Thor MacLeod gives Alex an offer; Charlie deals with a fatigued spirit; Joel ends up in a fight at the clinic.

Charlie tries to treat two female MMA fighters; a fight between Dana and Molly ends up in the hospital; Dawn must save a woman's heart.

A wedding involving two rival families at an isolated estate becomes dangerous for everyone in attendance when the location is sealed-off and something inside starts taking people.

Gerry discovers that teaching phys ed comes up a lot of paperwork; Bobbi tries to juggle work and a newborn; Lisa becomes friends with some moms who may have dirt on Xavier.

Gerry ends up in a compromising situation after the teacher auction; Emma enlists Dwyer to do some repairs in the library; Trudy gets a surprise visit.

After Aunt Ginny's funeral, Frankie decides the family needs to start celebrating more milestones; Axl eats Brick's school project; Sue learns a boy at school has a crush on her.

Frankie is deeply disappointed with her volunteer assignment at the Indiana-hosted Super Bowl; when the Donahues are out of town, the Hecks take advantage of their new car; Sue professes her feelings to Matt.

Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.

Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.

Everyone is shocked when Victoria agrees to be Harry's date for Valentine's Day; Carl thinks he and Samuel will be able to meet women at the laundromat.

Mike decides to go to a male fertility clinic and get tested; Vince gets a job as a door-to-door vacuum salesman.

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.

Drew offends someone special when he toasts Mr. Louder; Mimi hires an attorney in her sexual harassment suit.

When Kate (Christa Miller) is denied a promotion, Drew (Drew Carey) suggests she hold a salon to discuss social issues. Guest stars: Charles Nelson Reilly, Rush Limbaugh.

A heartless agent (Tricia Helfer) is sent to evaluate Sarah's performance as Chuck's handler; Morgan, Lester and Jeff try to get invited to Awesome's bachelor party.

After Jane jumps from a bridge to save a prosecutor, Maura worries that she has lost her best friend; Angie enlists Frankie's help to apply for new jobs.

The squad is called in to identify the victim and track down a killer when a severed human foot washes up on shore; Angela enjoys helping Korsak at the Dirty Robber.

The newly appointed U.S. poet laureate raises concern in the White House when she threatens to challenge the administration's policy on land mines.

When a uranium-bearing rig crashes in an Idaho tunnel, the White House scrambles to assess the potential crisis; election strategists mull dropping Vice President Hoynes (Tim Matheson) from the Democratic ticket.

A heartless agent (Tricia Helfer) is sent to evaluate Sarah's performance as Chuck's handler; Morgan, Lester and Jeff try to get invited to Awesome's bachelor party.

After Jane jumps from a bridge to save a prosecutor, Maura worries that she has lost her best friend; Angie enlists Frankie's help to apply for new jobs.

The squad is called in to identify the victim and track down a killer when a severed human foot washes up on shore; Angela enjoys helping Korsak at the Dirty Robber.

The newly appointed U.S. poet laureate raises concern in the White House when she threatens to challenge the administration's policy on land mines.

When a uranium-bearing rig crashes in an Idaho tunnel, the White House scrambles to assess the potential crisis; election strategists mull dropping Vice President Hoynes (Tim Matheson) from the Democratic ticket.

A heartless agent (Tricia Helfer) is sent to evaluate Sarah's performance as Chuck's handler; Morgan, Lester and Jeff try to get invited to Awesome's bachelor party.

A father and son from China have four suitcases full of undeclared food; an immigration raid targets illegal workers.

An American tourist is caught renting by the hour, but insists she needs to meet up with her boyfriend.

At O'Hare International, a returning American's bananas cause a slip-up in secondary; a mother covers for her kid at Detroit's Ambassador Bridge; a car search is brought to a head in Washington State.

Officers search for a fugitive in Washington State; a cook is questioned on his way to Las Vegas; a canine flags several packages in Chicago; x-rays discover anomalies in Port Huron cargo.

An officer's expertise in body language pays off; a German rock band in Detroit; a hole in a traveler's story.

A Chicago canine unit discovers smugglers; officers enter a high-speed chase in Port Huron; a traveler triggers radiation alarms; bullets in Blaine, Washington.

Two patients need the same heart; a patient has never-before-seen orthopaedic hardware; Dr. Maggie Lin feels the pressure of the upcoming boards.

Alex encounters a trapped teenager during a hike in the woods; a woman refuses to see anyone but Joel; an exotic dancer comes to the ER.

Audrey re-experiences the same horrible day but cannot stop the catastrophe that comes to her and her friends.

Gerry is in awe of the concept of work-to-rule; Lisa tries setting boundaries between her and her stepson; Nisha accidentally reveals too much to her students.

Gerry takes control of the girl's soccer team to get back at Coach Meyers; an ambitious mom seduces Frank; Lisa's reign of terror seemingly comes to an end.

Mike angers Frankie on Valentine's Day by refusing to present her with a romantic gesture; Axl struggles with a school assignment; Brick must write a report on love; Sue's boyfriend suddenly turns into a bad kisser.

Frankie vows to get tickets to a Justin Bieber concert for Sue; Mike coaches Brick for the school's annual spelling bee; Axl and his friends try to break a speed limit -- on foot.

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.

Molly goes on a shopping spree at the mall after a disagreement causes Mike to storm off.

Samuel and Carl try to meet women by hosting a St. Patrick's Day party; Molly shares juicy details of past St. Patrick's Day excursions.

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.

Drew and Oswald (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader) test their compatibility with Nicki and Kate (Kate Walsh, Christa Miller) at a Valentine's Day dinner.

Drew hosts Nicki's parents when she goes out of town, but instigates an argument that leads to their breakup.

Chuck is thrilled when he lands his dream job and finds his long-absent father, but things don't turn out to be what he expected.

The squad is forced to work with a private investigator when a clothing designer is found poisoned and his wife reported missing; Jane asks Maura to teach her mother how to handle her finances.

After a man is found bludgeoned to death on the side of the road, the squad teams up with another detective who believes that he is hunting the same roadside killer; Maura discovers that her identity has been stolen.

The cast celebrates real people who have served in the White House; clips highlight the series' first three seasons; interviews with David Gergen, Dee Dee Myers, Henry Kissinger, Leon Panetta, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton.

A summit between Bartlet and the Russian president is threatened when satellite photos link Russia to a nuclear-bomb facility in Iran; Bartlet assigns the Secret Service to protect C.J. when public statements prompt death threats from a stalker.

Chuck is thrilled when he lands his dream job and finds his long-absent father, but things don't turn out to be what he expected.