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Gerry is promoted to full-time teacher and quickly realizes he has full-time responsibilities.

Gerry vows to get retribution against former Olympic champion Donovan Bailey.

When Brick's teachers determine that he is socially challenged, Mike involves him in various activities, eventually settling on the block-party lawn-mower contest.

Axl accidentally breaks down the front door and Mike insists he fix it; Frankie may be forced to wear a dog suit.

Baseball's premier players teach George the true meaning of the game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer guest star as themselves.

Selling candy for Max's school trip to Florida doesn't go according to plan; Carmen gives Benny a fashion makeover. Sandra Bullock guest stars.

Vince tells Mike that he never graduated from high school and asks for help studying for his GED.

When Victoria panics about turning 30, she drags Mike and Molly into her life crisis.

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura, after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake; Charlie and Laura begin a sexual relationship; Laura doesn't care that he dates other women, but she does have one request, Charlie must be available for her whenever she wants him; Charlie loves the idea, until Laura takes advantage of the situat

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Drew needs Greg's help with the brewery, but is forced to take drastic measures to get Greg to loosen up.

Drew (Drew Carey) discovers a scheme in which Mr. Wick and Mimi (Craig Ferguson, Kathy Kinney) plan to fabricate a sexual harassment suit.

Chuck inadvertently downloads sensitive government data directly into his brain, forcing Maj. John Casey to protect the computer geek who has become a secret agent.

A popular high-school teacher is killed in a hit-and-run; Jane is preoccupied with Lt. Martinez's apparent favoritism toward his own drug unit.

Frankie Jr. is brought in to help with a murder case involving a youth hockey league; Cailin asks to stay with Maura; Maura has trouble living with a teenager.

Josh meets with a women's caucus to discuss a U.N. treaty banning prostitution; President Bartlet grapples with how much to reveal to the public about a possible mad-cow epidemic.

As the presidential investigation intensifies, Bartlet recalls the circumstances surrounding his decision not to disclose his multiple sclerosis.

Chuck inadvertently downloads sensitive government data directly into his brain, forcing Maj. John Casey to protect the computer geek who has become a secret agent.

A popular high-school teacher is killed in a hit-and-run; Jane is preoccupied with Lt. Martinez's apparent favoritism toward his own drug unit.

Frankie Jr. is brought in to help with a murder case involving a youth hockey league; Cailin asks to stay with Maura; Maura has trouble living with a teenager.

Josh meets with a women's caucus to discuss a U.N. treaty banning prostitution; President Bartlet grapples with how much to reveal to the public about a possible mad-cow epidemic.

As the presidential investigation intensifies, Bartlet recalls the circumstances surrounding his decision not to disclose his multiple sclerosis.

Chuck inadvertently downloads sensitive government data directly into his brain, forcing Maj. John Casey to protect the computer geek who has become a secret agent.

A woman's belongings are positive for heroin; a Malaysian man arrives looking for work.

A woman with protruding pants attracts the attention of Customs; a passenger would rather go to court than pay a fine.

A woman tries to smuggle an expensive gift into Australia; a package from Hong Kong looks suspicious.

A fidgety passenger has officers on high alert because of what's found under his home's floorboards.

A musician claims to have special powers that help her see the future.

A woman's belongings are positive for heroin; a Malaysian man arrives looking for work.

A couple of brewing brothers hire Shade and Angie to find out who's trying to sabotage their award-winning beer.

A computer programmer hires Shade and Angie to recover a hard drive, which is locked in a secure lab.

When Gerry and Simon get student teachers, Gerry's hands-off approach fails; Bobbi starts taking supplements; Emma's characters bear a resemblance to some of the staff.

Gerry decides to form a teachers union at Xavier; Malik bails on his janitorial duties; Lisa has a crush on Trudy's brother.

Gerry is forced into covering Saturday detention; Robert and Lisa have a heart-to-heart.

Gerry is assigned to help Ricki prepare for a fencing tournament; Bobbi invites Dwyer over for dinner in an attempt to seduce him.

An accident leads to a visit from a social worker; Bob tries to help Mr. Ehlert shoot a commercial.

Mr. Ehlert forces the staff to work on Thanksgiving; Brick gets lost in a corn maze.

George gets more than he bargained for when he asks intoxicated Angie to slow dance with him at a backyard wedding.

George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures.

Peggy's boyfriend asks Mike about the future of his relationship with Molly.

Following their engagement, Molly is anxious to start planning the wedding while Mike wants to go fishing with his friends.

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.

Drew offends someone special when he toasts Mr. Louder; Mimi hires an attorney in her sexual harassment suit.

When Kate (Christa Miller) is denied a promotion, Drew (Drew Carey) suggests she hold a salon to discuss social issues. Guest stars: Charles Nelson Reilly, Rush Limbaugh.

As Chuck continues to come to grips with his new spying life, tension builds between his recently appointed partners, and he must decide which of them to trust.

Jane and Maura are asked to present the case of a serial killer at a symposium for law enforcement; Jane and Maura make a discovery.

The squad investigates when an amateur drag race turns deadly; Jane turns to Lt. Martinez for help, and he seems to be thwarting her investigation.

Leo rejects an offer from the Congressional Oversight Committee that would end the investigation into Bartlet's concealment of his illness.

President Bartlet and his staff prepare the State of the Union; Sam's former girlfriend (Traylor Howard) interviews him for a Vanity Fair profile.

As Chuck continues to come to grips with his new spying life, tension builds between his recently appointed partners, and he must decide which of them to trust.

Jane and Maura are asked to present the case of a serial killer at a symposium for law enforcement; Jane and Maura make a discovery.

The squad investigates when an amateur drag race turns deadly; Jane turns to Lt. Martinez for help, and he seems to be thwarting her investigation.

Leo rejects an offer from the Congressional Oversight Committee that would end the investigation into Bartlet's concealment of his illness.

President Bartlet and his staff prepare the State of the Union; Sam's former girlfriend (Traylor Howard) interviews him for a Vanity Fair profile.

As Chuck continues to come to grips with his new spying life, tension builds between his recently appointed partners, and he must decide which of them to trust.

A father and son from China have four suitcases full of undeclared food; an immigration raid targets illegal workers.

An American tourist is caught renting by the hour, but insists she needs to meet up with her boyfriend.

At O'Hare International, a returning American's bananas cause a slip-up in secondary; a mother covers for her kid at Detroit's Ambassador Bridge; a car search is brought to a head in Washington State.

Officers search for a fugitive in Washington State; a cook is questioned on his way to Las Vegas; a canine flags several packages in Chicago; x-rays discover anomalies in Port Huron cargo.

An officer's expertise in body language pays off; a German rock band in Detroit; a hole in a traveler's story.

A father and son from China have four suitcases full of undeclared food; an immigration raid targets illegal workers.

Behind bars, Angie meets an intimidating inmate.

Angie and Shade are approached by a professional basketball player when someone leaks compromising photographs to the media.

Gerry is confronted by his overprotective and obnoxious mother; Bobbi tries to palm off the role of staff punching bag; Ricki sells pencils to Robert.

Gerry meets a beautiful woman while on a leadership retreat; Lisa finds out about Trudy's gambling ring; Simon and Frank's game takes an ugly turn.

Upon his 40th birthday, Gerry finds a letter he wrote to himself 10 years ago; Simon's ferret goes missing; Lisa tries to impress the chairman of the board of trustees.

Gerry and Lisa try to navigate the world of marriage; Emma's library receives e-readers; Nisha has dinner with Simon and his mom.

Frankie tries to stop her kids from fighting with one another; Mike considers firing Aunt Edie when she makes a costly mistake.

Mike offers to organize the Heck family Christmas so that Frankie can focus on rehearsing for her solo in the midnight Mass.

George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.

Peggy gets a big surprise when she celebrates her boyfriend's birthday.

Mike tries to adjust after he gives up his bachelor pad and moves in with Molly and her family.

Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Drew and Oswald (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader) test their compatibility with Nicki and Kate (Kate Walsh, Christa Miller) at a Valentine's Day dinner.

Drew hosts Nicki's parents when she goes out of town, but instigates an argument that leads to their breakup.

Chuck needs the help of Morgan and the Nerd Herd to prove that he is ready to become the store's assistant manager; Sara and John force Chuck to go undercover for his first real spy mission.

A mock trial advisor dies during a competition; Jane is concerned that Angela may be hiding financial issues; Tommy hires a lawyer to settle his claim against the Storrow Center.

The squad tries to solve a homicide case that is muddied by conflicting evidence; Maura must decide if she is going to take in her recently paroled grandfather; Jane and Casey must decide between their careers and their relationship.

The president and his staff ponder countering a verbal assault on affirmative action by a fellow candidate.

The president consults a psychiatrist (Adam Arkin) about a sleep disorder; C.J. lobbies for the release of a White House reporter taken hostage in the Congo.

Chuck needs the help of Morgan and the Nerd Herd to prove that he is ready to become the store's assistant manager; Sara and John force Chuck to go undercover for his first real spy mission.

A mock trial advisor dies during a competition; Jane is concerned that Angela may be hiding financial issues; Tommy hires a lawyer to settle his claim against the Storrow Center.

The squad tries to solve a homicide case that is muddied by conflicting evidence; Maura must decide if she is going to take in her recently paroled grandfather; Jane and Casey must decide between their careers and their relationship.

The president and his staff ponder countering a verbal assault on affirmative action by a fellow candidate.

The president consults a psychiatrist (Adam Arkin) about a sleep disorder; C.J. lobbies for the release of a White House reporter taken hostage in the Congo.

Chuck needs the help of Morgan and the Nerd Herd to prove that he is ready to become the store's assistant manager; Sara and John force Chuck to go undercover for his first real spy mission.

The dogs are brought in to assist officers; A traveler goes gaga at Vancouver International Airport.

Officers question a nervous traveler; a trampoline installer hopes to avoid the bounce around; undeclared dogs from Hungary.

A chef with limited funds and no return ticket; serial numbers aren't piecing together in a gun shipment; a travel agent's last-minute Caribbean booking raises red flags; a boat owner fails to report to CBSA.

Officers get the dope on a traveler's rap sheet; A passenger is unsure of his luggage contents.

Suspicious x-rays; an MMA fighter's story; an RV search that reveals unusual weapons; a cross-border car sale.

The dogs are brought in to assist officers; A traveler goes gaga at Vancouver International Airport.

Officers question a nervous traveler; a trampoline installer hopes to avoid the bounce around; undeclared dogs from Hungary.

A chef with limited funds and no return ticket; serial numbers aren't piecing together in a gun shipment; a travel agent's last-minute Caribbean booking raises red flags; a boat owner fails to report to CBSA.

Officers get the dope on a traveler's rap sheet; A passenger is unsure of his luggage contents.

Suspicious x-rays; an MMA fighter's story; an RV search that reveals unusual weapons; a cross-border car sale.

Drew beats out Mimi to manage a women's fashion store, but becomes overwhelmed, suffers a breakdown and is put in a mental institution.

Drew (Drew Carey) is reluctant to hire his friend Kate (Christa Miller) for a position at the cosmetics counter.

A company policy may cause Drew not to hire a superior applicant.

Drew (Drew Carey) stages a mock ceremony when Kate (Christa Miller) longs for a wedding.

Mike receives tickets to a basketball game that falls on the day of the funeral of Frankie's uncle; Brick tries to avoid a birthday party.

Mike and Frankie decide to cut unnecessary expenses, including their cable TV; Brick and his fellow socially challenged friends are forced to socialize during recess.

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Drew beats out Mimi to manage a women's fashion store, but becomes overwhelmed, suffers a breakdown and is put in a mental institution.

Drew (Drew Carey) is reluctant to hire his friend Kate (Christa Miller) for a position at the cosmetics counter.

A company policy may cause Drew not to hire a superior applicant.

Drew (Drew Carey) stages a mock ceremony when Kate (Christa Miller) longs for a wedding.

Molly goes on a shopping spree at the mall after a disagreement causes Mike to storm off.

Samuel and Carl try to meet women by hosting a St. Patrick's Day party; Molly shares juicy details of past St. Patrick's Day excursions.

Mike receives tickets to a basketball game that falls on the day of the funeral of Frankie's uncle; Brick tries to avoid a birthday party.

Mike and Frankie decide to cut unnecessary expenses, including their cable TV; Brick and his fellow socially challenged friends are forced to socialize during recess.

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Drew beats out Mimi to manage a women's fashion store, but becomes overwhelmed, suffers a breakdown and is put in a mental institution.

Drew (Drew Carey) is reluctant to hire his friend Kate (Christa Miller) for a position at the cosmetics counter.

Molly goes on a shopping spree at the mall after a disagreement causes Mike to storm off.

Samuel and Carl try to meet women by hosting a St. Patrick's Day party; Molly shares juicy details of past St. Patrick's Day excursions.

A company policy may cause Drew not to hire a superior applicant.

Drew (Drew Carey) stages a mock ceremony when Kate (Christa Miller) longs for a wedding.

Mike receives tickets to a basketball game that falls on the day of the funeral of Frankie's uncle; Brick tries to avoid a birthday party.

Mike and Frankie decide to cut unnecessary expenses, including their cable TV; Brick and his fellow socially challenged friends are forced to socialize during recess.

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

A businesswoman's personal items sound alarms; a cargo ship crew member who has been concealing in the ceiling; a puppeteer couple; an American seeking legal advice in Ontario.

Partygoers receive rave reviews at the Coutts crossing; officers delve into an international affair.

Cookies can be more trouble than treat; twins with matching beers take a wrong turn.

Officers make a stunning discovery; a tourist's papers hint at her true plans for coming to Canada.

A senior has some unfriendly gear in his RV; a Canadian returning from Panama tells all.

A businesswoman's personal items sound alarms; a cargo ship crew member who has been concealing in the ceiling; a puppeteer couple; an American seeking legal advice in Ontario.

Partygoers receive rave reviews at the Coutts crossing; officers delve into an international affair.

Cookies can be more trouble than treat; twins with matching beers take a wrong turn.

Officers make a stunning discovery; a tourist's papers hint at her true plans for coming to Canada.

A senior has some unfriendly gear in his RV; a Canadian returning from Panama tells all.

Mr. Bell plays on Drew's guilt and asks for his help in wooing Kate.

An employee is offended when Drew distributes a tasteless cartoon.

Drew (Drew Carey) resorts to representing himself when he can't find a lawyer he is pleased with. With Christa Miller.

Drew's (Drew Carey) friends testify for him when he is taken to court for distributing a tasteless cartoon. With Christa Miller.

Frankie worries that Axl will be heartbroken when his on-again and off-again girlfriend re-enters his life; Brick must watch over a baby chick for a school project.

Frankie does more for Mike and the kids and less for herself on Mother's Day; Sue feels guilty when she steals a motivational magnet from a store.

George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Mr. Bell plays on Drew's guilt and asks for his help in wooing Kate.

An employee is offended when Drew distributes a tasteless cartoon.

Drew (Drew Carey) resorts to representing himself when he can't find a lawyer he is pleased with. With Christa Miller.

Drew's (Drew Carey) friends testify for him when he is taken to court for distributing a tasteless cartoon. With Christa Miller.

Molly parties with Victoria and her friends on spring break; Mike tries to get special overtime assignments.

Mike's birthday wish is for Molly and Peggy to get along, but the two clash as they try to plan his party; Samuel and Carl go after the same woman.

Frankie worries that Axl will be heartbroken when his on-again and off-again girlfriend re-enters his life; Brick must watch over a baby chick for a school project.

Frankie does more for Mike and the kids and less for herself on Mother's Day; Sue feels guilty when she steals a motivational magnet from a store.

George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Mr. Bell plays on Drew's guilt and asks for his help in wooing Kate.

An employee is offended when Drew distributes a tasteless cartoon.