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A rumor that the 4077th is going to "bug out" becomes grossly exaggerated until it is believed the entire Chinese army is attacking the camp.

When Hot Lips phones from Tokyo to say there is big news, Frank assumes it is his expected promotion.

In Tallahassee, Fla., Dwight tries to impress Sabre's special projects president; Andy tries to avoid requests for raises.

Dwight and Packer compete for a job; Jim receives an unwelcome visitor; Andy has everyone stay late to cover for their co-workers in Florida.

Bonnie struggles when Christy decides to start a relationship with her father, Alvin (Kevin Pollak).

Christy is faced with temptation while dating an attractive, hard-partying man (Nick Zano); Bonnie decides to become a life coach.

After quitting her job, Audrey starts a cookie business; Timmy tries to be one of the guys.

Audrey and Jeff choose a surrogate; Russell's mother (Joan Collins) visits.

When Calvin stumbles upon a big business opportunity, he must convince Malcolm to help him so he can seal the deal; Gemma is forced to confront a secret from her beauty pageant past when a friend from her hometown arrives.

When Calvin hires Grover to work part time at his business, he soon realizes the preteen is not a good fit; Marty and Necie reconsider their living situation.

Johnny puts the motel in jeopardy when he rents rooms to a dubious enterprise; David helps Moira with a film audition.

Johnny and Stevie pitch a deal to a nearby golf course; Moira tries to get out of Twyla's murder mystery party.

Ray falls for a woman who saves his life and keeps mysteriously appearing during his investigation of a hit-and-run.

After finally achieving his goal of teaching phys ed full time, Gerry sets out to teach the course the way it should be taught.

Lisa runs for the unopposed PTA president position as a way to punish the staff.

Johnny puts the motel in jeopardy when he rents rooms to a dubious enterprise; David helps Moira with a film audition.

Johnny and Stevie pitch a deal to a nearby golf course; Moira tries to get out of Twyla's murder mystery party.

Ray falls for a woman who saves his life and keeps mysteriously appearing during his investigation of a hit-and-run.

After finally achieving his goal of teaching phys ed full time, Gerry sets out to teach the course the way it should be taught.

Lisa runs for the unopposed PTA president position as a way to punish the staff.

Johnny puts the motel in jeopardy when he rents rooms to a dubious enterprise; David helps Moira with a film audition.

Johnny and Stevie pitch a deal to a nearby golf course; Moira tries to get out of Twyla's murder mystery party.

When Jessica butts heads with another mom, she worries she is the cause of Evan being uninvited to a birthday party; Louis and Eddie perfect their chili recipe in preparation for a cook-off.

When Oliver reveals that he's so embarrassed by his parent's modest house that he'd rather not have a birthday party at all, Katie decides to teach him a lesson by throwing him a surprise party at home with all of his wealthy friends.

Roy's grief over the death of his wife continues -- until Joe and Brian discover she is alive.

Brian, Joe, Roy and Lowell's getaway golf weekend is spoiled by a tropical storm.

Becker believes he is being stalked by a woman (Kim Darby) after he rescues her from choking.

Becker quits smoking, but his increasingly surly disposition makes his friends wish he'd start again; Reggie considers returning to college.

Hawkeye's extreme exhaustion manifests itself in the form of nocturnal basketball games and frightening nightmares.

Radar's sudden promotion to lieutenant stuns everyone but Hawkeye and B.J., who were responsible.

Calvin's favorite restaurant closes and is replaced by a flashy pet spa; he worries the community is losing too many small businesses and starts a campaign to only buy local; Tina helps Necie prepare a special surprise for Marty.

Calvin weighs the pros and cons of making a major life change; Marty turns to Dave for help dealing with a troubling discovery.

Jeff and Adam invent a new game; Timmy and Russell go on a double date.

When Russell's mother cuts off his trust fund, he moves in with Timmy; Audrey helps Jeff impress his boss to get a raise.

When Jessica butts heads with another mom, she worries she is the cause of Evan being uninvited to a birthday party; Louis and Eddie perfect their chili recipe in preparation for a cook-off.

When Oliver reveals that he's so embarrassed by his parent's modest house that he'd rather not have a birthday party at all, Katie decides to teach him a lesson by throwing him a surprise party at home with all of his wealthy friends.

Dwight tries to impress Nellie with a theatrical presentation at the Sabre store opening; Andy suffers from an embarrassing injury.

After Robert reveals his contempt for Nellie's (Catherine Tate) business plan, Jim tries to save Dwight's job; Andy discovers that Erin isn't returning to Scranton.

Bonnie must pick up the slack when Christy puts her new relationship with David (Nick Zano) ahead of family and friends.

When Violet feels nervous about becoming a mom, Christy plans a baby shower for her; Bonnie lands a new client.

Calvin's favorite restaurant closes and is replaced by a flashy pet spa; he worries the community is losing too many small businesses and starts a campaign to only buy local; Tina helps Necie prepare a special surprise for Marty.

Calvin weighs the pros and cons of making a major life change; Marty turns to Dave for help dealing with a troubling discovery.

Becker believes he is being stalked by a woman (Kim Darby) after he rescues her from choking.

Becker quits smoking, but his increasingly surly disposition makes his friends wish he'd start again; Reggie considers returning to college.

Roy's grief over the death of his wife continues -- until Joe and Brian discover she is alive.

Brian, Joe, Roy and Lowell's getaway golf weekend is spoiled by a tropical storm.

Hawkeye's extreme exhaustion manifests itself in the form of nocturnal basketball games and frightening nightmares.

Radar's sudden promotion to lieutenant stuns everyone but Hawkeye and B.J., who were responsible.

Dwight tries to impress Nellie with a theatrical presentation at the Sabre store opening; Andy suffers from an embarrassing injury.

After Robert reveals his contempt for Nellie's (Catherine Tate) business plan, Jim tries to save Dwight's job; Andy discovers that Erin isn't returning to Scranton.

Bonnie must pick up the slack when Christy puts her new relationship with David (Nick Zano) ahead of family and friends.

When Violet feels nervous about becoming a mom, Christy plans a baby shower for her; Bonnie lands a new client.

Jeff and Adam invent a new game; Timmy and Russell go on a double date.

When Russell's mother cuts off his trust fund, he moves in with Timmy; Audrey helps Jeff impress his boss to get a raise.

Calvin's favorite restaurant closes and is replaced by a flashy pet spa; he worries the community is losing too many small businesses and starts a campaign to only buy local; Tina helps Necie prepare a special surprise for Marty.

Calvin weighs the pros and cons of making a major life change; Marty turns to Dave for help dealing with a troubling discovery.

David comes up with a new business venture; Alexis adjusts to her first day of school.

While setting up his business, David meets a new friend; Johnny defends Alexis' work; Moira deals with a difficult guest.

Fraser goes under cover in a mental institution to investigate a series of strange happenings among the patients.

When Gerry meets a DJ at the gym, he offers her a job at the school dance, but Robert has banned dances and won't budge on his position.

Gerry suspects Central High of cheating; Bobbi prepares for maternity leave.

David comes up with a new business venture; Alexis adjusts to her first day of school.

While setting up his business, David meets a new friend; Johnny defends Alexis' work; Moira deals with a difficult guest.

Fraser goes under cover in a mental institution to investigate a series of strange happenings among the patients.

When Gerry meets a DJ at the gym, he offers her a job at the school dance, but Robert has banned dances and won't budge on his position.

Gerry suspects Central High of cheating; Bobbi prepares for maternity leave.

David comes up with a new business venture; Alexis adjusts to her first day of school.

While setting up his business, David meets a new friend; Johnny defends Alexis' work; Moira deals with a difficult guest.

When the family gets infected with lice, Louis leaves Jessica to deal with it; Eddie tries to back out of a bet.

The Ottos' house is put up for sale, but Katie is the only one happy with the prospect of leaving Westport.

Antonio enlists Helen to pretend to be his fiancee to avoid his deportation by the INS.

Helen is desperate to escape her marriage to Antonio; Brian finds a match for Joe on a matchbook cover.

Learning that a patient is dating Reggie, John advises him on proper courting; Linda becomes a mentor to a bratty child.

Becker and Margaret understand Linda's value after she quits; the presence of a homeless man sparks conversation at the diner.

Hawkeye's face is badly burned when a stove he is trying to fix explodes.

Hawkeye is picked to be the personal physician for a corps commander until he gives the general a physical.

Calvin and Tina decide to take the honeymoon they never had to Madrid; Dave and Gemma team up with Malcolm and Marty on a project intended to surprise Calvin upon his return.

When Tina insists Calvin find something to do in retirement, he decides to enter a competitive cornhole tournament; Marty plans an elaborate "groom-posal" to ask Malcolm to be his best man.

Joey plans a secret rendezvous with his ex; Bianca awaits Daniel's release; Hope reveals the truth to her sisters; True finds out if he's going back to jail; Latisha drops a bomb; Troy reunites with his family as Zeruiah prepares to face his ex.

After the utilities in Russell's apartment are turned off, Timmy helps him realize he needs a budget.

When the family gets infected with lice, Louis leaves Jessica to deal with it; Eddie tries to back out of a bet.

The Ottos' house is put up for sale, but Katie is the only one happy with the prospect of leaving Westport.

Andy drives across the country to get Erin; Nellie shows up and tries to claim the manager position.

Robert forces the office to throw a welcome party for Nellie; Erin helps Andy practice how he will break up with Jessica.

Bonnie and Christy help Regina tie up loose ends before she goes to prison; Alvin gets acquainted with his grandchildren.

Bonnie and Christy try to ensure that everything goes smoothly when Violet finds a couple to adopt her baby.

Calvin and Tina decide to take the honeymoon they never had to Madrid; Dave and Gemma team up with Malcolm and Marty on a project intended to surprise Calvin upon his return.

When Tina insists Calvin find something to do in retirement, he decides to enter a competitive cornhole tournament; Marty plans an elaborate "groom-posal" to ask Malcolm to be his best man.

Learning that a patient is dating Reggie, John advises him on proper courting; Linda becomes a mentor to a bratty child.

Becker and Margaret understand Linda's value after she quits; the presence of a homeless man sparks conversation at the diner.

Antonio enlists Helen to pretend to be his fiancee to avoid his deportation by the INS.

Helen is desperate to escape her marriage to Antonio; Brian finds a match for Joe on a matchbook cover.

Hawkeye's face is badly burned when a stove he is trying to fix explodes.

Hawkeye is picked to be the personal physician for a corps commander until he gives the general a physical.

Andy drives across the country to get Erin; Nellie shows up and tries to claim the manager position.

Robert forces the office to throw a welcome party for Nellie; Erin helps Andy practice how he will break up with Jessica.

Bonnie and Christy help Regina tie up loose ends before she goes to prison; Alvin gets acquainted with his grandchildren.

Bonnie and Christy try to ensure that everything goes smoothly when Violet finds a couple to adopt her baby.

Joey plans a secret rendezvous with his ex; Bianca awaits Daniel's release; Hope reveals the truth to her sisters; True finds out if he's going back to jail; Latisha drops a bomb; Troy reunites with his family as Zeruiah prepares to face his ex.

After the utilities in Russell's apartment are turned off, Timmy helps him realize he needs a budget.

Calvin and Tina decide to take the honeymoon they never had to Madrid; Dave and Gemma team up with Malcolm and Marty on a project intended to surprise Calvin upon his return.

When Tina insists Calvin find something to do in retirement, he decides to enter a competitive cornhole tournament; Marty plans an elaborate "groom-posal" to ask Malcolm to be his best man.

Moira and Roland end up in a compromising situation; Alexis comes in between David and Patrick.

David's ex comes to town to do a photoshoot for Moira; Johnny and Roland think Bob is cheating at poker.

Fraser and Ray (Paul Gross, David Marciano) teach a group of senior citizens to defend themselves against a mugger.

Gerry discovers that teaching phys ed comes up a lot of paperwork; Bobbi tries to juggle work and a newborn; Lisa becomes friends with some moms who may have dirt on Xavier.

Gerry ends up in a compromising situation after the teacher auction; Emma enlists Dwyer to do some repairs in the library; Trudy gets a surprise visit.

Moira and Roland end up in a compromising situation; Alexis comes in between David and Patrick.

David's ex comes to town to do a photoshoot for Moira; Johnny and Roland think Bob is cheating at poker.

Fraser and Ray (Paul Gross, David Marciano) teach a group of senior citizens to defend themselves against a mugger.

Gerry discovers that teaching phys ed comes up a lot of paperwork; Bobbi tries to juggle work and a newborn; Lisa becomes friends with some moms who may have dirt on Xavier.

Gerry ends up in a compromising situation after the teacher auction; Emma enlists Dwyer to do some repairs in the library; Trudy gets a surprise visit.

When Adam thinks Kate's boyfriend is a pothead, he decides to confront him; Don tells Lowell there are office rules he must follow, but Lowell suspects he is making them up.

Adam takes his kids to work, and they accidentally give his biggest client lice; Andi feels like a bad mom when she doesn't get lice.

After crushing Clark with a brutal performance review, Jack is forbidden by human resources to give the staff any feedback; Emma and Mason try to help Brooke hire a new intern.

Greg's over-the-top romantic gestures override Katie's yearning for a low-key Valentine's Day; Oliver has an expensive gift for his crush; Taylor tries to outwit her parents so she can go to a party.

A labor dispute sends Fay to work for Roy.

Joe and Brian relive the past in their condemned childhood home.

Reggie starts dating a guy she had a crush on during high school; Becker is upset at a colleague's success.

Bad weather grounds Becker and Reggie's flight in Buffalo, N.Y., leaving the cantankerous duo with nothing to do but complain.

Hot Lips' mysterious disappearance so disturbs Frank that he shoots B.J. while preparing to search for her.

The long-smoldering feud between Hot Lips and the nurses in her command comes to a head when she confines one of them to her tent.

A bombshell about Marty's future plans leaves Calvin and Tina reeling; Dave unleashes his wild side at Marty's bachelor party.

The Butlers and Johnsons come together to support Marty in the aftermath of a major life change.

When Adam thinks Kate's boyfriend is a pothead, he decides to confront him; Don tells Lowell there are office rules he must follow, but Lowell suspects he is making them up.

Adam takes his kids to work, and they accidentally give his biggest client lice; Andi feels like a bad mom when she doesn't get lice.

After crushing Clark with a brutal performance review, Jack is forbidden by human resources to give the staff any feedback; Emma and Mason try to help Brooke hire a new intern.

Greg's over-the-top romantic gestures override Katie's yearning for a low-key Valentine's Day; Oliver has an expensive gift for his crush; Taylor tries to outwit her parents so she can go to a party.

After returning from his romantic quest, Andy battles with Nellie for the manager's chair; Kelly has a difficult time choosing between Ryan and a perfect man (Sendhil Ramamurthy).

Andy crashes a fundraiser and ends up adopting 12 dogs; Dwight learns that an auction winner loses money; Nellie learns how to eat a taco.

Tensions are raised between Alvin and Bonnie, leaving Christy caught in the middle; Violet is worried about going to prom.

Bonnie and Christy help Violet as she goes through labor; Christy thinks Bonnie still has feelings for Alvin.

A bombshell about Marty's future plans leaves Calvin and Tina reeling; Dave unleashes his wild side at Marty's bachelor party.

The Butlers and Johnsons come together to support Marty in the aftermath of a major life change.

Reggie starts dating a guy she had a crush on during high school; Becker is upset at a colleague's success.

Bad weather grounds Becker and Reggie's flight in Buffalo, N.Y., leaving the cantankerous duo with nothing to do but complain.

A labor dispute sends Fay to work for Roy.

Joe and Brian relive the past in their condemned childhood home.