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Violent action-thriller starring Jason Statham as the tough courier Frank Martin, who's hired to guard a government drugs czar's son. But his mission soon lurches towards disaster.

Two-year-old Max has come to A&E struggling to breathe. Maureen has fallen down the stairs and broken her ankle. And motorcyclist Josh has been in a high-speed accident.

Gordon Ramsay visits a romantic French restaurant in California, where temperamental chef Michel Bardavid's complicated cuisine is keeping the customers away.

David meets the so-called ugliest cat on the internet and some remarkable rescue moggies, and dips his toe into the world of cat shows.

Kirstie and Phil look back at Catherine and Nigel's dated, 70s-style bungalow in Larne. Was the addition of a garage a love-it game changer.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Stop or My Dog Will Shoot: After rescuing Homer from a corn maze, Santa's Little Helper is recruited as a police dog and is teamed up with grizzled veteran cop Lou.

He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs: Mr Burns rewards Homer with dinner and a flight on his corporate jet, after Homer saves him from drowning.

Homer develops an amazing singing voice after falling into a grave at a funeral. He becomes an opera singer, but some of his fans like him too much..

Marge worries that Maggie is getting too clingy, so she takes her to a counsellor. But Maggie ends up very independent... Meanwhile, Homer buys a tow truck.

Doug loses his best friend when Carrie leaves the garage door open.

Doug takes Arthur to the baseball to make up for calling him a demented circus monkey but ends up in trouble with the law.

All is not well when Ray and Debra Barone visit. The women bond after Doug says something insensitive to Carrie, and the men try to sneak off to watch sport.

Doug thinks that a pretty waitress likes him.

A psychotherapist interviews Debra for an article on the American family but finds the rest of the Barones more interesting than her.

Ray and Debra reminisce about more peaceful times in their first apartment and recall why they ended up living across the road from Ray's meddlesome parents.

Ray's family reluctantly tell him the truth about his performance after he appears as a panellist on TV.

Frasier's attempts to become condominium president take a new turn when he persuades Martin to run as a 'puppet' candidate.

Roz's 20-year-old cousin (guest star Zooey Deschanel) is quite the party girl. When she arrives in Seattle, Frasier finds it impossible to keep up with her.

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show, with guests Mark Addy, Denise Van Outen, Harry Hill, Philip Glenister and The Molotovs.

I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings: Marge befriends a criminal who holds up a bank while she's waiting in the queue.

When Milhouse's parents remarry and go on a honeymoon cruise, their boat capsizes and they're presumed dead, so Milhouse acquires a new macho attitude.

Sideshow Bob is put on trial for trying to murder the Simpsons. At the trial, Bart inadvertently kills him - but is he really dead.

Frankie the Chihuahua plays it cool when he meets best friends Paulette and Jackie. And can glamorous poodle cross Lola live up to five-year-old Violet's expectations.

Karl and Sonia are ready to find their perfect home in Charente, France, where they can also get married. Will a curious cottage or a magnificent manor house be a match made in heaven.

George meets a former circus chef who's making a travelling restaurant from two lorries. And a couple turn a tiny car into a campervan.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

To mark the railways' 200th birthday, experts and enthusiasts reveal how Britain gave trains to the world, starting with everything from coal trucks to the Forth Bridge.

Trainspotter Francis chases a childhood dream to become an astronaut, plunging into a gruelling training regime in this heartfelt and surprising space odyssey.

It's Raku Week! Whose animal sculptures will the judges go wild for? And when guest judge Nick Mackman sets a sculpting spot test, whose Raku will get them through.

The emotional strain is cranked even higher as the escape and evasion challenge leads the remaining celebs into the darkness, where they must somehow navigate through the unknown.

Half a billion people watch Bruno, Lewis, Eubank and Benn fight in October 1993. But after such a high, what comes next? Enter Don King.

Lennox Lewis aims to become the first British undisputed world heavyweight champion. But what happens when there are no more fights to fight? Can old wounds ever heal.

Brian De Palma's crime thriller with Al Pacino and Sean Penn. An ex-con, fresh out of jail, flamboyantly declares his plan to go straight. But his criminal past won't let him go..