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Doug reluctantly agrees to invest his Christmas bonus in an online business. Arthur tries to outdo the neighbours' big wreath.

Ally's constantly getting into bed with her parents, complaining about monsters in her room. Sleep-deprived Ray tries everything to solve the problem.

Debra discovers that her mother-in-law prefers Robert's girlfriend solely on the basis that she's a 'good girl', making Debra wonder what exactly a 'good girl' is.

Debra's upset when Ray fails to back her up in an argument with a competitive parent about 'unapproved' pretzels at Ally's little league game.

Roz isn't happy when the station announces that it's found her replacement. But if she stays, she'll have to put up with Frasier's new romance.

A Man, a Plan, and a Gal - Julia: Daphne and Niles have an important announcement to make, but Frasier's girlfriend steals their thunder.

The debonair conductor of the Seattle Opera (guest star Patrick Stewart) mistakenly believes that Frasier is gay and starts courting him.

Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind: In an Emmy-winning episode, Homer wakes up with no memory of the night before and his family gone. Has he done something awful.

When Mayor Quimby calls an early election, the candidates are so uninspiring that the voters elect Ralph Wiggum in protest.

Homer reminisces about how he gave up his dreams of being a musician so that Marge could go to university.

Stuck in a tunnel on Valentine's Day, Homer regales the family with a romantic tale about Bonnie and Clyde.

In West Yorkshire, Richard and John host at The Quarry with their British nosh. They face Japanese restaurant Bento and Tammy and Holly's pub, West End House.

The competition begins at NightSky Glamping in Abersoch, run by Angie and her daughter Caitlin. The guests love the hot tubs and views, but one of them admits that they hate camping.

Visit two is to Johnny Dough's Restaurant with Rooms in Conwy, North Wales. After a boat trip, host Morgan reveals his surprising past. Will his efforts produce good scores in the feedback.

We're off to the Peak District for the week's third visit, at The Royal Oak, run by Kadir. But two sets of guests experience some mouldy misery in their bathrooms.

The last visit of the week is to The Dovecote Inn in Nottinghamshire, run by Sam and Sophie. Can their cracking continental turn things around after an underwhelming day out.

On payment day, cutlery quibbles, grout gripes and breakfast bombshells are debated, before the payments are revealed and the winner is announced.

Take a look back at more ingenious improvements. This time: inherited homes, from craving countryside in Chippenham to weary walls in Warwickshire.

From a hilltop fortress to an estuary abode that literally goes with the flow, Phil explores homes inspired by their unique environment.

In Kingston's red-hot property market, Phil helps Mike and David find their first home. And can Kirstie help Kat and Pat find a place of their own before they get married.

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Sci-fi blockbuster sequel starring Jeff Goldblum and Liam Hemsworth. Twenty years after Earth repelled a devastating alien invasion, the extraterrestrials return to finish the job.

Darkly comic ursine misadventure about a disparate group of people who happen across a coked-up bear - aka Pablo Eskobear - in the American wilderness. With Keri Russell.

Violent action-thriller with Jason Statham. Terrorists hire a courier to drive a kidnapped woman across Europe, on a journey that gets ever more dangerous.