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Without telling Carrie, Doug volunteers to look after Major while Deacon and Kelly take a weekend break. But his good-natured attempts to bond cause issues.

When Carrie and Doug aren't invited to a local party, Doug adopts an unwanted dog to prove to the neighbours how nice he is - but he loses patience with the hound.

Ray and Frank realise they can exploit the fact that Debra and Marie aren't speaking to each other.

When Debra accuses Ray of still not being able to pick up on her 'not in the mood' signals, they fondly recall the first night they spent together.

Upset that Marie and Debra can't seem to resolve their differences, Robert decides to join a support group that the family believe is a cult.

Frasier puts his job on the line by refusing to read out an advert for the radio station's new sponsor.

Frasier's unemployment situation brings about various emotional responses, including denial, anger and depression.

Frasier worries about going to his high school reunion, because every time a reunion comes up, he has bad luck.

Frasier's unemployed status puts him on edge with everyone. When he blows up at Martin, Roz suggests that Martin moves in with Niles.

Expert buyers Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz hunt down hidden relics and treasures across the USA. What will they find in a former firefighter's jam-packed sheds.

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In Belfast, Holohan's Pantry take on Acapulco Mexican Restaurant and 2 Taps' Spanish nosh, in a week featuring some serious schmoozing and a saucy showdown.

Jamie Oliver gives the traditional turkey a run for its money with his festive porchetta and a hearty chestnut and Brussels sprouts pie, followed by a mulled wine pear pavlova.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Christopher Biggins in Dictionary Corner. Contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Trevor has been visiting Kefalonia for 17 years and loves the island so much that he now wants his very own holiday home there. Can Laura Hamilton find a Grecian gem for his £175k.

Kirstie welcomes back the winning quartet to compete one last time to create a glorious, showstopping festive table. Whose divine display will 'sleigh' Christmas day.

Stephanie prays for a Christmas miracle as she opens her restored chapel. Ben and Billie serve a sparkly fish feast. Donna and Paul light up with cheer.

Jill and Ronnie are finally taking the plunge and moving to France. Jasmine Harman shows them five superb options in Languedoc-Roussillon for their £250k budget. Are any of them perfect.

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Dispatches: Every seven seconds a parcel is stolen in Britain. With Christmas around the corner, Dispatches is on a mission to catch the crooks behind an escalating crime wave.

The best moments of Series 7, as a rolling cast of Britain's favourite famous faces tuned in for the best TV on the box.

Roisin Conaty and Fatiha El-Ghorri join Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker for a satirical takedown of the week's news.

In Limboland, somewhere between expectation and reality, Bill ponders the true meaning of happiness with his trademark wit, musicality - and a remarkably downbeat version of Happy Birthday.