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How Do You Lycett?: Joe's stand-up show is packed with more jokes, more comedy anecdotes and more inappropriate/disturbing paintings. How do you Lycett.

Comedy starring Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrell and Linda Cardellini. A man's living happily with his wife and stepchildren - until the kids' biological dad swaggers back onto the scene.

Gordon visits Connecticut's oldest inn, the Curtis House. Run by siblings who no longer talk to each other, things are falling apart. Will their legacy be lost.

Joe Lycett and Alex Brooker make a splash on their Wikkelboat floating homes before taking a rooftop tour, tickling their tastebuds with fermented flavours and having a go at pinball.

Marianne and her housekeeper Fran welcome their rivals to Langsmeade House in Oxfordshire, where their quirky hosting and 1920s knick-knacks are a hit, but there's a surprise at breakfast.

Natasha and Dai host at the Stratford House guest house in Stratford-upon-Avon, but the family-friendly vibe doesn't gel with all their guests.

Michael and his mum Lorna host at Edmund House in Deal, Kent. One guest is less than thrilled by the 'no-frills' experience, and others don't fancy the activity: competitive dog grooming.

Entrepreneur Mark hosts at the Five Bells Pub in Berkshire. But his guests don't all share his passion for beer - and is he too honest for his own good.

The B&Bers meet for one last time to discover how much they've been paid, settle some scores and find out who's won.

In Sheffield, there's bickering, failed romance and plenty of revelations, as car salesman Paul and his partner Sara, newly-weds Russell and Shane, and kooky duo Janine and Neil compete.

Doug can't believe it when Carrie starts cheating at board games with their friends.

Doug and Carrie reminisce about the convoluted way they got together. With guest star Donny Osmond.

Doug and Carrie are torn between their new friends and their best friends.

Marie spurns Ray when she finds out that he threw a party in her house 20 years ago.

Ray and Robert are roped into making a celebratory film when Frank's elected Man of the Year at his lodge, but they find out that no one there likes him..

When Frasier becomes the target of a hate campaign organised by a local newspaper columnist, Martin and Daphne encourage him to fight back.

Martin meets a woman while tinkering with his telescope. Frasier encourages the romance, but Martin suddenly gets cold feet.

Frasier throws a dinner party to show off a painting he's bought, but when he finds out that the artwork is a fake, he worries that he's becoming shallow.

Bart and Lisa save a cow from the slaughterhouse and give it to a farmer's daughter. Unfortunately, her dad thinks it's a token of marriage..

Homer's activist mum (guest star Glenn Close) visits the family.

The Simpsons are embarrassed when Lisa's candid home movie about the family is entered into the Sundance Film Festival.

In Sussex, MED's risky fare causes a stir. Can Big Fat Greek Taverna's simple starter impress? And will Ami Bistro's expertly executed fish sink or swim.

The competition kicks off in Newquay, Cornwall, at Avalon Guest House. Hosts Helen and Paul hope that their love of all things lime green will help their guests to relax..

Visit two is to Somerset, and The Bear Inn, run by Matt and Zoe. A day of survival training fails to get the sparks flying for some of the guests.

Siblings Chris and Nicky Horton welcome their rivals to The Chelsea Hotel in Bournemouth. Their design touches are a hit with some guests, but personal preferences lead to breakfast bother.

The last visit of the week is to The Holford Arms in Tetbury, Gloucestershire, where Will Robson and Loz Cooper plan to put their pub's prized produce into the spotlight.

It's payment day, and time for the airing of grievances. After the disagreements are (sort of) settled, the payments are revealed and the winners are crowned.

Steven and Adeola are done with their dysfunctional detached, especially the ensuite posing as a wardrobe. Can a repurpose of space outweigh a desire for pastures new.

Phil's tour of amazing homes continues through an island paradise, a suburban sanctuary and a gigantic Queenstown property made of copper.

Kirstie and Phil are on the south coast. Jo and Kev want an adaptable home suited to their daughter Cody, who has cerebral palsy. Alice and Jack are searching in pricey Worthing.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Richard explores the beautiful coasts beyond the poetic sounds of the shipping forecast. First up, he enjoys the good life in Lundy.

Sixty-foot waves, nosy killer whales, hypothermia, tongue rot. Ultra-athlete Ross Edgley attempts to swim all the way around Iceland - 1000 miles of icy water.

All aboard as Alice uncovers the secrets of Rome's success, starting in Pompeii with some ingenious engineering and an examination of the lives of enslaved people.

Historical action starring Viola Davis. An elite force of female warriors, the Agojie, protect their West African kingdom from threats from rival kingdoms and from European slavers.