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Violent action-thriller with Jason Statham. Terrorists hire a courier to drive a kidnapped woman across Europe, on a journey that gets ever more dangerous.

Gordon visits the struggling Monticello Hotel in Longview, Washington. Can he keep the doors to this 90-year-old establishment open and save 50 staff jobs.

In Devon, Matt and Sarah admit to not knowing what scallops or celeriac are, Jake and Ian question the canapés (crisps), and foodies James and Laura get competitive with a French theme.

Sam and Andy's blast-from-the-past bungalow needs a mega overhaul. But after seeing Phil's turnkey treats, will this blast from the past become a thing of the past.

Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil look back on some clever builds. In Surrey, Pippa's sick of her 'tatty little bungalow'. Can Kirstie help her fall back in love with her home.

Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind: In an Emmy-winning episode, Homer wakes up with no memory of the night before and his family gone. Has he done something awful.

When Mayor Quimby calls an early election, the candidates are so uninspiring that the voters elect Ralph Wiggum in protest.

Homer reminisces about how he gave up his dreams of being a musician so that Marge could go to university.

Stuck in a tunnel on Valentine's Day, Homer regales the family with a romantic tale about Bonnie and Clyde.

Doug reluctantly agrees to be his cousin's best man, but the stag party doesn't go as planned.

Doug arranges a reunion for his school football team but is angry when his championship-winning block is credited to his teammate Tom.

When a cold spell hits New York, Arthur moves into the room next to Doug and Carrie - and soon drives them to distraction..

Robert's traffic school students are bored by his class, so he introduces Traffic Cop Timmy, a puppet who's anything but boring.

Ray becomes concerned with his own mortality when he discovers that he's shrunk a quarter of an inch and is no longer six feet tall.

Ray's shocked when Debra takes all their baby stuff to a garage sale. He didn't know that they'd decided not to have any more children.

It's a battle of the Cranes as Frasier and Martin fall for the same woman - the boys' childhood babysitter.

Frasier feels like a gooseberry on a night out with Niles, Daphne, Martin and Ronee, so Roz convinces him to go on a date with her friend Ann.

Frasier overhears his dad's girlfriend Ronee making a date with another man, but when Martin hears the news, he accuses his son of eavesdropping.

Ardal O'Hanlon talks about his new tour and book. Louise Thompson chats about her podcast. Fury from Gladiators talks about the show's new series. Plus: Keala Settle, Seann Walsh and more.

Bart gets a new pranking partner. But when his tricks start to backfire, he doesn't know who to trust.

When Homer goes on a diet, Marge gets suspicious and gets a reality TV producer to keep an eye on him. Bart and Lisa play a disastrous trick on Martin.

The Simpsons take in Springfield's biggest tax evader, Lurleen Lumpkin, who's on the run from the police.

A terrified cockapoo is in a bad way and needs TLC and a haircut. Coco the dachshund must overcome first-date nerves as she meets 25-year-old Liv. Toddler Sam needs a playmate.

John and his daughter Grace get curious around Coimbra in Portugal as they search for John's new forever home. Leah Charles-King shows them what gems await for £100k.

Amazing Spaces' youngest-ever builders turn a battered bus into an ice cream van. George also visits a Portuguese beach home and celebrates three eccentric builds.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

The Victorians viewed train compartments as daring venues of intrigue and romance. And as the 20th century dawns, rail expands across the globe, headed for two shocking World Wars.

Francis battles with the extreme challenges of astronaut training. Can he keep going? After all, there may be more than one way to reach for the stars.

The remaining potters create holiday souvenir sets inspired by seaside towns, and candlestick holders. Who'll make waves, and who can hold onto a place in the next round.

Ordinary people with extraordinary minds compete to be crowned Secret Genius. The contestants enjoy an 'Eye Scream' challenge and quickfire chaos.

What do Britain's favourite famous faces think of Bake Off: The Professionals, Noel Edmonds' Kiwi Adventure, Celebrity Puzzling and Olivia Attwood: The Price of Perfection.

Jimmy Carr hosts as Jon Richardson and Judi Love take on Rob Beckett and Miles Jupp. And a special guest parachutes in to help the losing team.