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Kelly returns from Europe with a French boyfriend in tow, causing consternation for Woody. Cliff aims to cheat death by having his head cryogenically frozen.

Rebecca and Sam worry about freeloaders when Cheers is featured in an entertainment coupon book. Carla's mother makes an unreasonable demand.

Carla tells everyone that the football table is possessed. Sam raises the stakes in his feud with restaurant owner John Hill by trying to date his daughter.

After spending a Valentine's dinner without talking to each other, Ray and Debra agree to take an interest in each other's hobbies.

Ray isn't happy about the twins' roles in the school play.

Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefania, who he fell for in Rome, and her dad. Will the holiday romance continue.

It's Hard to Say Goodbye If You Won't Leave: Frasier realises that he has strong feelings for Kate, just as she announces that she's moving to Chicago..

Frasier realises that he hasn't made any friends since moving to Seattle, so he sets out to meet someone new.

When Joe stays overnight with Daphne, Frasier is shocked and Niles is... well, you can imagine.

When Niles decides that it's time to start dating again, he takes Daphne to a posh society ball. But has she got the wrong idea about his intentions.

Mike, Frank, Danielle and Robbie continue to double down in Virginia but hit a roadblock with a seller who won't let go of a one-of-a-kind find.

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Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw travel back in time with a 1986 Rover SD1, which belongs to 58-year-old landscape gardener Darren, whose ill health has taken its toll.

In Gloucestershire, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet farmer Ken. In his barns, Henry finds a rare pre-WWII exercise bike and farmyard potato scales.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Kelvin Fletcher in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Angela and Simon dream of owning a farmhouse in France's Poitou-Charentes region, where they can indulge in art and yoga. Lucy Alexander shows them what £225k can buy.

In Portugal, Stretch and Rachael get to work on a run-down property. David and Lane open a French antiques emporium. Rachel joins forces with her brother at his ranch in Spain.

The ultimate B&B battle is back. Paul hosts the week's first visit at his seafront B&B in Swansea, where he's hoping stunning views and a watercolour masterclass will sail him to victory.

.. the culinary contest is back! On night one in Bradford, Kulvir fuses Punjabi food with British classics. But could a dessert downfall scupper supper.

Marcia wants a holiday home in the Gran Alacant area of Spain's Costa Blanca for her £110k. Will a spacious apartment hitting all the right notes or a tempting townhouse be the perfect one.

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Joe Swash and The Batch Lady transform more families' mealtimes. In Yorkshire, can Fiona reduce her food waste and diversify her protein-powered sons' diets.

In an idyllic Oxfordshire hamlet, the fish in the river keep dying. Why? David Thewlis and Jason Watkins lead in this real-life drama of victims, whistleblowers and water companies.

On the beat dealing with Brighton's hectic nightlife as trouble comes thick and fast for the night coppers - from a bunch of youths in a street fight to a knocked-out football fan.

The cops are called to an incident at a petrol station. There's a complicated domestic dispute about missing teeth. A disgruntled drunk targets a security guard's nether regions.