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Lisa is jealous of the new smart girl at school (guest star Winona Ryder) and conspires with Bart to wreck her entry to the Dioramarama competition.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Kirstie and Phil visit west London, where property is expensive and sells fast. They help newly-weds Keon and Zoe in Shepherd's Bush, and Paul and Carolyn in Richmond.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Nicki Chapman in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

While his apartment block is being fumigated, Sam can't go home, and he locks himself out of the bar. But he turns down Rebecca's offer to put him up.

Frasier has a bet against Sam that Woody would get at least 10% of the vote if he ran for city councillor. And then Woody's opponent faces a scandal..

Carla's promoted to bartender and her drunken celebration leads to a night of passion with one of the Cheers regulars, but she can't recall who it was.

Robert and Amy exchange vows in a wedding ceremony that has the Barone family tradition written all over it.

Debra convinces Ray that she should join him on the golf course after she realises that they don't have fun together any more.

Marie tries to get the upper hand in her relationship with her new daughter-in-law when Amy and Robert return from their honeymoon.

Frasier plays Cupid when he arranges a supposedly accidental meeting between Martin and Roz's mother.

The Show Where Woody Shows Up: Frasier receives a surprise visit from Woody (guest star Woody Harrelson), his old friend from the Cheers bar in Boston.

A crease in Niles's trousers leads to an escalating series of calamities as he prepares for a Valentine's date at Frasier's apartment.

Niles hires Donny (Saul Rubinek), a legal shark and Roz's ex-boyfriend, to represent him in the divorce case.

With debts mounting, and a 'toxic' dynamic between owner Connie and her manager and daughter Justin, can Gordon turn things around at Kings Blu Jam Café in Texas.

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In Herefordshire, Simon O'Brien and Max McMurdo meet George, a collector for over 70 years. Max finds a crate of vintage motor oil bottles that could be worth a small fortune.

Matt reveals a big makeover project for the farm, but before they can start building, there's demolition to be done. And the farm celebrates a new addition.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Jon Kay in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Angie and Alan want to fulfil their dream of buying their very first property together on Spain's beautiful Orihuela Costa. Can Jasmine Harman find the perfect place for their £60k.

In Spain, rookie hoteliers Jo and Ken hope to boost their business, and mum and daughter Becky and Kay start a top-to-bottom renovation of a B&B.

Shauna and Sam's Lancashire glampsite boasts a wealth of top-end facilities, including hot tubs, cinema screens and pizza ovens. Is it enough to see them victorious.

The new run continues in the West Country, where Kirstein hosts a Greek evening of hearty fare, plenty of spice, some tea towel tossing and terrific togas.

On Malta, Sara Damergi revisits Chris, who transformed a shell of an apartment into his dream place. And how are Jan and Bill getting on on the Costa Blanca.

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In Surrey, fitness-mad couple Nathan and Matt's contrasting cooking styles are draining their relationship. Can batching help them work out their differences.

The epic adventure reality contest continues. The first player is culled, and another heart-pounding hunt begins. Will alliances count for anything in the thrill of the chase.

Joe Wilkinson, Roisin Conaty, Rose Matafeo, Judi Love, Tom Davis and Jon Richardson recreate the weirdest places that they've ever slept, in cake form.

Pansexual sex therapist Mariia's after a not-so-average Mr or Mrs who's not too tired for sex. Old romantic at heart Alannah seeks a forever fella who can speak her love language.