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Horror at a resort in the sun. Foster's crime is a drunk hit-and-run. The sentence is strange, his new friends are deranged, and his punishment's barely begun. #WorldPoetryDay.

Gordon checks in to the Vienna Inn, an Austrian-themed hotel and restaurant in Massachusetts, where business isn't what it used to be. Can he keep their doors open.

The handcuffed pairs go on a road trip, away from home and family, just the two of them and the iconic, idyllic great British outdoors. Naturally, tempers flare.

Shariqa and Imani have struggled to keep their Cambridgeshire renovation project on schedule. Can Stacey help them finally fly the nest.

In north London, Kirstie and Phil help first-time buyer Ify, as well as Mike and Rosemary, who've spent six years abroad and want to settle down.

When Doug rams Kelly's car, he offers to pay for the damage, but Kelly presents him with an exorbitant bill. Meanwhile, Kirby terrorises Spence with peanuts.

Doug and Carrie go for a weekend away together, but Doug tells Carrie's colleagues a huge lie. Back in Queens, Arthur destroys Doug and Carrie's bedroom.

Doug festoons the house with Halloween decorations, even though Arthur has a phobia about it.

Ray and Debra get involved in a two-week battle of wills over who's responsible for putting away a suitcase.

Debra and Marie make Raymond feel guilty when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.

Robert's suspicious of Peter's attempts to bury the hatchet, prompting him to ask Ray to keep an eye on him.

Unemployed Roz is happy to hear that KACL might be rehiring everyone.

Moskowitz: A friendly woman comes to Frasier's rescue when he's out Christmas shopping. He offers to return the favour, but it doesn't go as he expects..

Frasier's arrested after unwittingly giving a ride to a sex worker. To make matters worse, he must explain the public scandal to his 11-year-old son.

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen chats about his podcast. Babatunde Aléshé gives us the lowdown on the new series of Celebrity Bake Off. Plus: Ritu Arya, Greg Jenner and Foy Vance.

When Santa's Little Helper bites Marge, the family explore his troubled past.

Bart suspects that Ned Flanders has killed his wife when he spies on him through the rear window.

Lisa is jealous of the new smart girl at school (guest star Winona Ryder) and conspires with Bart to wreck her entry to the Dioramarama competition.

Patricia and Mark have set their sights on moving to beautiful Lazio in Italy. Laura Hamilton shows them what £330k can buy, but will they find the perfect place.

A VW van gets a transformation with a twist, a brick bomb shelter is converted into a bijou bar, and George and Will forge ahead with their ultimate indoor-outdoor living project.

A steam engine enthusiast makes an ambitious journey across Devon in an 80-year-old steamroller. And two champion freedivers explore a spectacular underwater cave near Falmouth.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Tom Hanks and Tim Allen star in the trailblazing, Oscar-winning family animation about toys that come to life and get into all kinds of scrapes when their kid's not looking.

Off for Stand Up To Cancer: Joe Wilkinson, Roisin Conaty, Rose Matafeo, Judi Love, Tom Davis and Jon Richardson recreate the weirdest places they've ever slept, in cake form.

In a vast, unforgiving forest, players are pitted against each other to win £100k. The Prey must hunt the money - while the Predators hunt the Prey..

This time the Goggleboxers watch Married at First Sight Australia, The Summit, LOL: Last One Laughing UK, Boarders, I Swear, Wheel of Fortune and Melania.

Love can strike at any age. Or so we hope. The daters this time include single mum Maisie and guarded Dan, Cornwall romantics Mark and Josie, and gaming duo Joe and Rebecca.