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Gordon visits Italian family restaurant Bella Luna, which is struggling with an inexperienced chef and an owner who won't acknowledge the eatery's flaws.

Can Matt Lucas conquer his vertigo? Where did Chloe Petts find such a giant syringe? And why is Alex Horne flopping about in flippers and butterfly wings.

Our celebs create a kids' desk set inspired by their childhoods, and face a surprise sprigging challenge. Who'll find it child's play and get more points on the leaderboard.

Can devoted collectors part with their possessions for life-changing sums of cash? Vintage-loving Bola needs to fund her son's career. And what treasure does Bamburgh Castle hold.

In Edinburgh, Phil Spencer helps Zoe and Jason, who have an extensive wish list, and Kirstie Allsopp balances Stephanie and Tana's desires for a countryside feel and a city vibe.

In Dumfries, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien get to work on Maggie's farm, which boasts an extraordinary collection of memorabilia.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Neil Delamere in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Doug gets caught out when he lies to Carrie to avoid going to the opera, and admits that he regularly bends the truth for an easy life.

A rivalry forms when Doug reluctantly agrees to recommend that Danny should be promoted to driver at work.

Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes and then taking them back to the shops within a few days. Spence's new girlfriend is terrified of his dog.

Ray's horrified to learn that his mother used to read his diary, which contained his most personal - and perverted - thoughts.

After spending a Valentine's dinner without talking to each other, Ray and Debra agree to take an interest in each other's hobbies.

Ray isn't happy about the twins' roles in the school play.

When Maris is accused of murdering her husband, Niles becomes famous and starts mixing in the highest echelons of Seattle society.

Frasier, Roz and their colleagues compete against another radio station in a charity competition to see who can lose the most weight.

The Ann Who Came to Dinner: Frasier invites Roz's insurance agent friend Ann - with whom he once shared a disastrous date - over for dinner to try and get a good insurance deal.

Frasier gets the wrong end of the stick when he overhears Martin inviting Eddie on his romantic weekend away with Ronee, and invites himself along.

Mike and Danielle embark on an epic and emotional 600-mile road trip in a 1935 Auburn convertible, to bring the car back to the widow of its previous owner.

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In Crewe, Simon O'Brien and Max McMurdo meet rock 'n' roller Billy, who lives in a house that's frozen in time in the 1950s.

In Ripley, Sara and Beth renovate a smelly semi that's seen better days. Can they bring it up to scratch within budget, and come out smelling of roses.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Neil Delamere in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Jane and James scour eastern Crete for an Aegean gem on a budget of £130k. Will a house packed full of charm or a villa with wrap-around views be the perfect place for them.

Disaster strikes at Mike's village. Dan begins restoring his château's basement. Keri and Carolyn's plans to revive their borgo hang by a thread.

First impressions at Harvey and Roisin's manor hotel in Gwynedd are flawless. Until one B&Ber ends up wishing they'd looked at the floor less.

Amy throws an American-themed dinner party on night three in Manchester. But when one guest gets a mouthful of tin foil, will Grandma's secret rub smooth things over.

Tony and Bev have exciting new plans to open an arts lounge and bar. Can Pippa and Nick bring extra revenue to their holiday lets.

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New series, new searches! In east London, there's negotiation flirtation as Phil finds Abbi an accessible abode, and Kirstie stretches Rhian and Cathal's £500k for 'the one'.

Peter and Emily plan to convert an old vicarage into two 'cloud houses' painted strawberry-ice-cream pink, covered in arches, with turquoise-rimmed windows. But there's a storm gathering..

Actor Martin Compston offers an insider tour of his adopted home, Las Vegas, with an elite hotel, a chapel wedding and gambling a small fortune at the Palms Hotel casino.

A woman preparing for a Christmas night out is brutally stabbed in her own home. And detectives pursue an international burglary gang who are raiding affluent Surrey homes.

The Bake is back! A fresh batch of bakers take on new judge Nigella's stout cake Signature, an artistic Technical and self-portrait Showstoppers. Who'll face being first to leave.

Stolen spam and abducted chickens spark hostilities between the East camp and the West as the Apocalypse heats up. Brooke weighs her options. And Keira and Kyra fight with Bertie.

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants he's helped: La Galleria 33 in Boston; The Olde Hitching Post in Massachusetts; and the Prohibition Grille in Washington.

An unflinching documentary from Crowborough, East Sussex, on the front line of Britain's fractious asylum system, charting one man's journey into the far-right movement in real time.

In the South East, Kirstie Allsopp helps Tom and Kaitlyn, whose wish list is bigger than their budget. Phil Spencer's with Pete and Georgie, who are desperate for more space.

In Belfast, Leeann doesn't enjoy Gemma and Jim's health-focused food, or even her own takeaway-inspired menu. Can Matt and Paul impress her with their posh nosh and unique dance routines.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Neil Delamere in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Doug thinks he might finally be able to get his father-in-law to move out when he discovers that Arthur has inherited a house nearby.

When Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices of what to have for dinner and which movie to rent, Doug gets upset that he doesn't get his way.

When Doug breaks the bed, he and Carrie borrow twin beds to tide them over and discover that having their own space at night gives their marriage a boost.

Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefania, who he fell for in Rome, and her dad. Will the holiday romance continue.

Marie and Debra have a housekeeping war after Ray gets sucked into buying a cutting-edge vacuum cleaner.

Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value - but Debra insists that she's already given it back.

Frasier agrees to get Roz tickets for Alice to see child entertainer Nanny G, who also happens to be his ex-wife.

Frasier dresses up as a clown to help cure a patient of her phobia, but ends up giving Martin a shock that leads him to make a major decision.

Frasier feels guilty after resorting to crime to spice up his life, but his attempts to put things straight have embarrassing consequences.

Frasier hires a professional matchmaker (guest star Laura Linney) but ends up on a string of bad dates. Meanwhile, Niles and Daphne plan a natural birth.

A woman overwhelmed by a vast inheritance opens the doors to a secret vault... And the guys meet their match in an 80-year-old rebel riding a minibike.

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In Maidenhead, Simon O'Brien falls in love with an old ship's carpenter's chest, which he wants to gently restore, while Henry Cole renovates a miniature Tether car.

In Southport, Steph and John navigate a clever cornucopia of nautically-themed hidey holes to transform a 1950s semi into a modern family home.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Neil Delamere in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Karl and Sonia are ready to find their perfect home in Charente, France, where they can also get married. Will a curious cottage or a magnificent manor house be a match made in heaven.

Keri and Carolyn bring infrastructure to their borgo. Dan opens his château's doors to the public. And can Mike recover after storms batter his village.

A spider sighting sends some guests scurrying at Sarah and Paul's Derbyshire glampsite. But is the additional cleaning fee even scarier.

Can Vanessa ruffle feathers with burlesque bravado, a piña colada crumble and face yoga on the penultimate night in Manchester.

In Spain, Andy and Yuri finally launch their B&B. In France, will Catherine and Steve's pop-up ploughmans be a hit? Grace and Michelle have new plans in France.

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David Baddiel and Hugh Dennis explore the majestic Canal de Garonne, discover the only Rembrandt that isn't in a museum, and head through Moissac into Toulouse.

Greg Davies yells about a famous work of art, but what have hippos got to do with it? Chloe Petts sticks googly eyes to a body part. Isy Suttie insists it's time to make steam.

The celebs spend time on the sofa with George Clarke's Amazing Spaces, Swamp People: Serpent Invasion, The Woman in Black and the 2024 General Election.

With access to unpublished internal Whitehall documents, Dispatches reveals how the UK government responded to alleged Israeli war crimes in Gaza.