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Mel Giedroyc hosts as the woodworkers create a sea-inspired sculpture from a tree trunk and turn a perfectly proportioned spinning top on a traditional pole lathe.

Diane uses Sam as a case study for an essay in her psychology class but paints an unflattering picture of him. Woody challenges Carla to a sports trivia quiz.

Sam decides to protect Woody from wasting his money by not placing a risky bet on his behalf, but when the long shot romps home, Sam's forced to pay up.

Sam donates his old baseball shirt to a televised celebrity auction, but he feels humiliated when none of the people watching bid for it.

When Ally's teacher overhears Ray commenting about the kids' excessive workload, she invites him to address the curriculum review board.

After Ray and Debra spend an evening apart, Ray admits that he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.

Niles has to move in with Frasier after his divorce leaves him strapped for cash.

The Seal Who Came to Dinner: While hosting a dinner party for The Gourmet Society at Maris's beach house, Frasier and Niles have to deal with a smelly, washed-up seal carcass.

Marge sells crystals and makes a fortune. Bart's grades take a mysterious turn for the better.

Bart goes on a foreign exchange trip to France, where he stays with a couple of slave-driving wine makers.

Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire: Marge has to spend the family's Christmas money on getting Bart's tattoo removed. So Homer gets a job as Santa but bets his wages on a dog..

The Simpsons go to therapy after an embarrassing incident at the company picnic.

Bart and his friends stand up to Nelson the bully, with a little bit of help from Grampa and Herman.

The competition kicks off in Inverness, where Dean and his daughter Chelsie reckon their B&B's premium location will pay dividends.

On day two, can singer Marilyn and her mum Agnes hit the high notes at Bogenraith House in Aberdeenshire.

Most of the B&Bers are tickled pink by the pods at Pamela's Aberdeenshire glampsite - apart from one pair, who aren't happy glampers.

Sharmin and Sarah host the week's final visit at their expansive 35-room hotel in Perth, where the breakfast setup confuses everyone.

It's a feisty old payment day after a week packed to the gills with gripes. You could cut the tension with a knife! Fortunately, we haven't given any of them knives.

Best pals and horse riders Helen and Nikki want a home together where they can enjoy Andalucían culture. Are any of Leah Charles-King's options for £150k hot to trot.

In a series stuffed with spruced-up salóns and Christmas-ready chateaux, Alison and Zion build a giant advent calendar, and Debbie and Dave host their first-ever Christmas bash.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Comedy sequel starring Alex D. Linz as a resourceful boy who's stranded at home with chickenpox when a top-secret military microchip comes his way. Can he keep it safe from crooks.

'Tis the season to be matchmaking. Jazz hopes Crackers, a Patterdale cross, will make a cuddly companion for her dad. And can twins Noah and Toby learn to share a puppy called Jeff.

Welcome aboard the Bergen Line for a joyous journey around Norway's stunning fjords, as we meet the people who live and work along the breathtaking route.

Did Judi Dench's ancestor meet her hero William Shakespeare? Judi puts acting to one side and turns detective to solve this mystery from way back in her family's past.

Drama with Tom Hanks and Michael Clarke Duncan. Strange events occur when a man convicted of raping and murdering two young girls arrives on death row in a Louisiana prison.