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When Carrie tells Doug to ignore her 30th birthday, he's more than happy to play along, because there's a huge ultimate fighting tournament on TV.

After Robert takes a second job selling security systems, he reveals that he's been asked to join the firm and is mulling over retiring from the police force.

Debra's hurt when Ray receives an honorary doctorate and thanks everyone except her in his acceptance speech.

Amy's parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his strange habit of touching food to his chin before he eats it.

Frasier becomes obsessed with a caricature of him that hangs on the wall of a Seattle restaurant.

Daphne buckles under the strain of planning her wedding, knowing deep down that it's because her true love is not the man she's marrying.

Bart becomes Nelson's best friend when Marge makes him go to his birthday party. Which means no one can mess with Bart. But there are downsides too..

The family visit Barnacle Bay, where Marge grew up, but discover that it's become run-down. Can Homer help to clean up the town.

You Kent Always Say What You Want: After spilling coffee on his lap, Kent Brockman swears on live TV and gets fired. So Kent and Lisa team up to broadcast inconvenient truths.

Animated spy comedy caper with the voice of Will Smith. The 'world's most awesome spy' gets framed and has to go undercover as a pigeon to prove his innocence.

Deb and Steve love holidaying in Spain, and now that they're both retiring, they're moving out there permanently. Can Ben Hillman find them the perfect place in Almería for £130k.

At the Grantham Arms in Boroughbridge, North Yorkshire, hosts Simon and Joe hope that dazzling décor and Joe's amazing hosting skills will be a winning combination.

For the week's second visit, the B&Bers go glamping at Driftwood Luxury Lodges in Derbyshire. Host Carl is obsessed with interior design, but is his stylish homemade furniture practical.

Rick and Sarah Blaney host the third visit at The Stamford in Southport. But the seaside stay gets off to a bad start when the 'impersonal' self check-in leaves some guests out in the cold.

Mum and daughter Annelies and Claudia Richardson host the final visit of the week at The Fauconberg Arms in North Yorkshire, where they think the food is just as important as the rooms.

Payment day brings frank discussions about everything from questionable hosting skills to substandard breakfasts, before the B&Bers learn how much they've been paid and who's won.

The battle of the clay returns, as more hopefuls compete to become champion of the pottery. The potters make soup sets and the bucket of doom is back! Whose galleried jars survive.

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In Egypt's ancient valley of the kings, archaeologists excavate the burial treasures of Pharaoh Ramses III and uncover evidence of an assassination.

Danger-zone action as Tom Cruise returns to the cockpit after 36 years. He's Maverick. He still feels the need for speed. And there's a near-impossible mission to fly. With Jon Hamm.

High-stakes courtroom drama with more than a few good actors, including Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore and Tom Cruise. Can a lackadaisical naval lawyer crack a battle-hardened colonel.