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The celebs hit the sofa for a new series. What do Rylan and his mum, Tom Allen, Mo Gilligan, Vicky Pattison, Denise van Outen and many others think of this week's TV.

Two 19-year-olds take their first steps into the dating world together. A hip-hop artist meets another musician. And can weightlifter Jack give bodybuilder Eloise a lift.

Sarah Millican's stand-up special is a comedy education in: how best to eat a kiwi fruit; trying to lose weight but only losing the tip of your finger; and surprisingly funny smear tests.

The end is nigh, and four contestants are still in the race to become champion... while Joel Dommett's just having a good time! Alex Horne slaps Armando Iannucci with a flip-flop.

Atmospheric Oscar-nominated psychological horror starring Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson. Two lighthouse keepers dangerously descend into insanity on a remote island.

At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback.

The competition kicks off at The King's Head in Addlethorpe, where hospitality queen Helen Coy holds court. A funfair game of hook-a-duck takes the guests back to their childhoods.

The second visit is to the dog-friendly Beck Hall in North Yorkshire, where B&B newbies Louise and Andy Macbeth get a grilling, and one of the guests goes green around the gills.

Avid souvenir collectors Kevin and Julie Shadbolt welcome their rivals to The Albaston in Torquay. Some of the guests are startled by their menagerie of memorabilia.

The final visit is to Hotel Piccadilly in Bournemouth, a dance holiday venue run by Terri and Stewart. But while the female guests give it a whirl, the boys appear to have two left feet..

It's the final day of the competition and the B&Bers meet for one last time to find out how much they've been paid and settle some scores, before the winner is announced.

Doug's position as the office clown is threatened by a new colleague's impersonations.

Doug fakes a heart attack to cover up the fact that he's forgotten Carrie's friend's name.

.. Bedding: Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention but instead sees his mother with a very seductive Arthur Spooner.

Doug and Carrie decide to find new friends in an attempt to annoy Deacon and his wife. But it's not that simple..

A modelling agent tells Robert that he has a unique look and convinces him to pose for headshots with their in-house photographer.

A young man, Sam Gilula, arrives at Frank and Marie's, and everyone is surprised when he and Frank fondly embrace.

Robert and Ray end up with the mother of all guilt trips when they decide not to help Marie with a home project so that they can land a prime spot on the golf course.

Frasier plays Cupid when he arranges a supposedly accidental meeting between Martin and Roz's mother.

The Show Where Woody Shows Up: Frasier receives a surprise visit from Woody (guest star Woody Harrelson), his old friend from the Cheers bar in Boston.

A crease in Niles's trousers leads to an escalating series of calamities as he prepares for a Valentine's date at Frasier's apartment.

Niles hires Donny (Saul Rubinek), a legal shark and Roz's ex-boyfriend, to represent him in the divorce case.

Homer and Bart take Lisa to a book fair, where Krusty meets his long-lost daughter (guest star Drew Barrymore). But it doesn't go well..

A dramatic rooftop protest at Krusty Burger inspires Lisa to become an eco-radical - especially when she sees how cute one of the protestors is..

When class rivalries split Springfield in two, Homer becomes mayor of 'New Springfield'.

Dennis and his daughter Holly kick off the competition at their boutique B&B in Norwich, but one guest isn't full of beans at breakfast.

Visit two is to Hawkhurst in Kent, where the B&Bers enjoy a fer-mental afternoon on the beers at a microbrewery, courtesy of hosts Harry and Sarah.

In Oxfordshire, Dawn takes her guests on a tour around Blenheim Palace. All that walking should have everyone knackered - so why does one B&Ber have a restless night.

No 64 at the Joiners in Kent - will have that je ne sais quoi to win the competition. But things get heated in the kitchen during breakfast service.

After a battle of the boutique B&Bs all week, the boutique B&Bers meet up one final time to find out which boutique B&B is the best boutique B&B.

In Belfast, Jennifer's hit a wall trying to balance her budget and wish list. In County Down, can Tony and Val end their Goldilocks search and find somewhere that's just right.

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David Baddiel presents a full replay of England's famous 4-2 win over West Germany, to raise awareness about Alzheimer's. With Sir Geoff Hurst, Harry Kane and Michael Owen.

Pole position is crucial in Monaco because it's so difficult to overtake on the tight street circuit. But can anyone dethrone the Silver Arrows in the principality? Steve Jones presents.

Rami Malek turns in an Oscar-winning performance as Freddie Mercury in this rollercoaster musical biopic of the late Queen frontman. Big tunes. Big drama. Bigger teeth.