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the Property Ladder: Satirist Oobah Butler deploys leftfield stunts to get some first-time buyers a home, asking: how did it come to this? And is it legal to hypnotise an estate agent?

Gordon Ramsay visits South Philadelphia, where struggling family-run restaurant Chiarella's is pushing owners Tommy and Dina DeFino's marriage to the brink.

In Lincolnshire and Yorkshire, there's a one-man comedy show, a posh take on some Yorkshire classics, and a big surprise for one guest.

American bulldog 'Buddy the clown' throws his weight around with Katie and James. Terrier Tiddles has a makeover. And does Jacks the Jack Russell have small dog syndrome.

Jamie Oliver cooks super-speedy smoked salmon pasta, a loaded beef burger with sweet red peppers, pickles and mustard, and gorgeously soft and sticky toffee apple buns.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Tensions rise when Ste takes part in Leah's podcast, and Jenson protects Gemma. Meanwhile, a dinner party leads to soul-searching as the consequences of the past crash into the present..

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Nisha Katona in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

A performance by children's entertainer Nanny Gee in honour of Frederick's second birthday helps to shed some light on Frasier's romantic past.

A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff: Rebecca hires Woody's pianist cousin to play at the bar - and he promptly falls in love with her.

Rebecca insists she can run the bar while Sam plays poker, but then she forgets to renew the alcohol licence.

Robert foolishly decides to tell his girlfriend Amy that he met up with his ex-wife. Amy turns to Debra for support, but Debra accidentally tells her about Stefania..

When Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster, Debra insists that the family hold a pet funeral.

Ray has to face up to failure for once, while Robert is promoted to lieutenant, causing the brothers to fall out.

Frasier and Niles decide to take Martin out for a tip-top meal but end up at his favourite restaurant - the Timber Mill House of Beef.

When Frasier becomes the target of a hate campaign organised by a local newspaper columnist, Martin and Daphne encourage him to fight back.

Martin meets a woman while tinkering with his telescope. Frasier encourages the romance, but Martin suddenly gets cold feet.

Frasier throws a dinner party to show off a painting he's bought, but when he finds out that the artwork is a fake, he worries that he's becoming shallow.

It's make or break for the Virginia business strategy. A motorbike legend is ready to sell some high-octane stock. And a rare Growler toy is very old and very odd.

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Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up Andy's 1950s Ford Pop hot rod, which is jam-packed with modifications - but they're all bent, broken or riddled with rust..

A forgotten hamlet near Toulouse is thrown a lifeline, a community of cave houses in Spain prove tricky to clean, and torrential floods wreak havoc at a hamlet in France.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Nisha Katona in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Lisa's looking for a holiday home on the stunning coastline of southern Alicante. Can her dad and Jasmine Harman help her to bag her dream place.

On his way to Llangollen, Andy stops off to see familiar face Ruth. Tim and Tracey host the first Accessible Waterways Association gathering.

Donna and Paul are eager to complete the first room in their water mill. Terry and Ashley's entire chateau renovation is at risk when they discover water damage and rotten beams.

At Cliff and Monika's place in the countryside near Loch Lomond, one B&Ber learns that maybe too much nature can be a bad thing in their jungle-themed room.

In Cardiff, Claire hosts a cruise-themed night. But will her maiden voyage into vegan cooking hit rocky waters.

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It's the quarter-final and the teams make afternoon teas and gravity-defying piñatas. Whose chance to progress has been and scone, and who'll smash the second challenge.

Howard and Sarah build a sleek, angled, metallic floating home on a tidal estuary near Worthing. But with the constant tidal shifts disrupting construction, will it sink or swim.

Peta is rushed to A&E after coming off her motorbike and being knocked unconscious. Callum has a badly prolapsed stoma. And Libby's been hit in the face while playing hockey.

A ten-week-old baby has choked on his milk. Tony has a flesh-eating leg infection. And is the bruising on Gerald's leg more serious than he realises.

The heli-medics race to help Yvonne, who's in cardiac arrest. And in the Peaks, they land on top of a steep ridge where Donna collapsed while out walking.

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants to find out if they've continued to follow his advice. How have Down City, Classic American and Davide fared in his absence.

In Birmingham, Claudia Winkleman, Mika and Tiffany Poon launch the latest search for Britain's best amateur pianists - including the youngest and oldest players ever on the show.

In 1965, Yash Pal Suri left India for the UK and started swapping Super 8 films with his family back home, chronicling two countries going through profound changes.

Sandhya Suri's sensitive, multi-layered short film with Mia Maelzer. During the harvest of the last cornfield, a young married labourer leads a secret double life. In Hindi/subs.

In Portsmouth, there's organic fare, glitter and sparkle, and some school dinner comparisons, as three couples compete to host the best dinner party.

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien restore a metal workbench, a pine chest and the seat from an old pony and trap.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Nisha Katona in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

The gang step in when Woody returns a changed man from an all-expenses-paid holiday with his rich girlfriend Kelly. Sam becomes Frasier's personal trainer.

Rebecca tries to persuade Sam to make Norm pay his bar tab after Norm has a big win on a bet. Frasier wants Lilith to confront her overbearing mother Betty.

Take Me Out of the Ball Game: Sam starts playing baseball again but struggles to fit in with his much younger teammates. Frasier loses Lilith's favourite lab rat.

Ray feels guilty when he meets a woman who he dated 25 years earlier and treated badly. He decides to apologise but soon regrets bringing up the past.

Robert is dating a 22-year-old woman. Debra and Marie think he's being foolish, but Ray and Frank aren't so sure. But is she really 22.

Debra's parents come round for Thanksgiving dinner. Debra's so pleased that they're not like Frank and Marie - or are they.

Frasier starts dating Catherine, the jilted girlfriend of one of his callers, and advises the poor guy that he shouldn't try too hard to win her back.

Frasier and Martin finally discover something they have in common: they were both cheated on by their wives.

Frasier's in a moral and ethical quandary: should he do a commercial for a Chinese restaurant? Daphne offers her unique advice.

Frasier carelessly passes on a snippet of juicy gossip that leads to his colleague Bulldog losing his job.

Mike gambles on a 1935 Auburn car that's been in a barn for two decades. The guys are on shaky ground in Iowa. Dave reveals the results of Mike's biggest investment.

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Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up an iconic BMW E30 Alpina. It's Maz's pride and joy, but his ill health has prevented him from getting it back on the road.

A landslide hits a cave settlement in Spain. Will a French village be ready for its first guests? A hamlet near Toulouse starts its journey back to life.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Nisha Katona in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Polly and Andrew discover what Valencia has to offer for their £250k, from a charming courtyard to a wrap-around balcony to wrap their heads around. Are any of them their perfect place.

Rachel and James take boat Ruby out for the first time. Pat and Jill prepare for Halloween. Hannah plans a trip to celebrate her son George starting secondary school.

Preparations are underway for Stephanie and Philip's magnificent engagement party. Sharon and Tim plan to build a large pool house. Can Jon and Carmen save a smoke-damaged room.

Brothers John and Andrew host the week's third visit, at the glampsite on their family farm in Dumfries and Galloway, where things get heated with saunas and hot tubs.

In Cardiff, Charlotte serves a homely hug of a dinner, but things turn spooky. Will the prize be no more than a ghostly apparition for Charlotte.

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Kirstie helps Gwyneth and James navigate head-versus-heart to find a home near Glasgow where they can start a family. In Stirling, Phil balances Lorraine and her daughters' needs.

The covert police unit tracking smugglers bringing huge quantities of drugs into the UK closes in on the ringleaders in a nerve-shredding conclusion.

It's Joe Wilkinson and Josh Widdicombe v Rhod Gilbert and Thaniya Moore. Frankie Monroe joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. Plus, of course, Rachel and Jimmy too.