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Chloe Petts draws blood while trying to avoid flying sausages. Richard Ayoade causes controversy with a blindfold. And Alex Horne shows off his shiny new science machine.

After being evicted from their London flat, besties Ethan, Abi and Sam hit the club for one last escape before their friendship and futures implode.

Abi has it all: a nice flat with her boyfriend, a new promotion, a more adult life. But beneath the surface, cracks are beginning to show.

What's the Gogglebox verdict this time? Featuring Coronation Street, The Celebrity Traitors, Made in Chelsea, Strictly, Bridge of Lies and Clodagh: Cooking at Home.

Pierre can't get Michael's video footage out of his mind. Ronnie advises him to turn it over to the police, but what's spooked Ronnie.

Hawk's been missing for months. Tim finds him on 'gay paradise' Fire Island, where Hawk's life has descended into chaos after a personal tragedy.

A short film for Stand Up To Cancer. Rosie tells us how she lost her husband Hughie to cancer. His journey coincided with the birth and early moments of their youngest son's life.

Drama based loosely on the life of NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak, with Natalie Portman, Jon Hamm and Dan Stevens. When Lucy returns from space, she begins to lose touch with reality..

Karen and John are looking for a new adventure and a complete change of lifestyle. Scarlette Douglas shows them five properties in the sunny south of Gran Canaria for their budget of £175k.

Jasmine wants a pooch now her twin sister's off to uni. And a rare cross of lurcher and old English sheepdog helps a priest find his inner silliness.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Mark Radcliffe in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair to a wigmaker so they can afford to go on a cruise.

Doug lies to Carrie so that he can go on a roller coaster, but his fibs come back to haunt him.

Doug and Deacon start hanging out with each other's wives when they find out they have more in common with them than with their own spouses.

Marie helps Debra to deal with Ray's bad habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.

Ray accidentally insults the twins' new friend... to the boy's father. If that's not bad enough, he makes things worse by repeating his mistake.

Frank loses his sense of taste. Is it a side-effect of his potency medication? And will he have to tell Marie that he's receiving chemical assistance.

Frasier's attempt to produce a live, 1940s-style radio drama for KACL's 50th anniversary proves disastrous when Niles takes matters into his own hands.

Three Dates and a Breakup (Part 1/2): Frasier has dates with three very different women over one weekend. Meanwhile, Martin and Sherry consider splitting up.

Three Dates and a Breakup (Part 2/2): Frasier and Niles celebrate Sherry's departure with glee, but she won't give up on Martin that easily.

Daphne and Sherry just can't get on, so Daphne decides to stay at Niles's apartment. Naturally, Niles can't believe his luck.

Mike and Frank pick New York City for the first time, and go back to the future at a sprawling computer store packed with 20th-century technology.

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Catherine and Alan create a cosy snug, while Liz and Michael try to firm up plans for their kitchen.

In Wednesbury, carpenter Chris and electrician Jorrell fix up a dated detached. But with the housing market in freefall, they need every tool in the box to get it over the line.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Mark Radcliffe in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Dimpi and Divali explore Lanzarote's luscious offerings for their £250k, from an awesome apartment a stone's throw from the beach to a Playa Blanca bungalow that blows them away.

George tackles a leaking roof. Lizzy and Pascal welcome a new resident to the old henhouse. And will Nathan and Ben's farmhouse be liveable for winter.

On payment day, the B&Bers clash over furniture failings and clock complaints. And sparks fly - ironically - over a lack of electricity. But who's won.

Surgeon and foodie Luke hopes to impress with a menu full of flavour, quality and skill. But will his scallops, Sri Lankan curry and tarte Tatin be too much to stomach.

Crazy golf course operators Willie and Paul take a swing at a new idea in Spain. And are gîte owners Lesley and Bernard living the quiet life that they hoped for.

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A short film for Stand Up To Cancer. After noticing symptoms, father-of-two Umesh's quick action leads to a shocking cancer diagnosis - and a powerful story of love and survival.

Keith and Kate return to the Scottish seaside town of Dunoon, where Kate has fond memories and family ties. But making a Victorian house work as a modern home proves challenging.

Celebrities join Gogglebox regulars in this special episode for Stand Up To Cancer, sharing their reactions to the week's biggest TV - all for a good cause.

Roisin Conaty and Finlay Christie join Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker to pick over the week's news.