U and Dave ja vu

It's back to the future for James May - he asks what happened to the cutting-edge motors our forebears promised, including fanciful steam cars and ludicrous jet turbines.

A woman is suspected of smuggling someone else's baby over the border. Drugs are found hidden in a consignment of carrots. A pill smuggler is caught following an earlier tip-off.

A man travelling with two children that aren't his is questioned. A traveller is caught smuggling cash. Officers find drugs in a flat-bed truck.

Certified clean freak Brownie is covered in slop trying to load up hundreds of dirty cattle onto his road train, and Jake hits a deep crack in a dirt road.

Raheem Sterling is one of a string of multi-millionaires targeted by a highly-organised burglary gang as Surrey Police race to stop the group behind the attacks.

When a woman reports being held against her will, Thames Valley Police suspect modern-day slavery and are shocked by the identity of the main suspect.

The motoring enthusiast helps rebuild the first 1983 Williams Formula 1 car that Ayrton Senna tested and races against Jenson Button in the six-wheeler FW08B.

The presenters drive round Yorkshire to determine which is the best current exotic European sports car.

Paddy, Freddie and Chris find out which is the fastest of the emergency services, Chris celebrates rally driver Colin McRae, and Paddy tests the new BMW M8.

Join Si King and Dave Myers as they visit three mums and discover their favourite birthday grub, including a Manchester tart and a Caribbean soup.

Rick roams the dramatic north Cornish coast to tell the story of Thomas Hardy - one of Britain's best-loved writers - and his little-known love affair with a Cornishwoman.

The comedy panel show where deceit and deception is the name of the game. Bob Mortimer, Patsy Kensit, Greg Davies and Richard Osman join captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell.

Trumped-up tales and uncomfortable truths in the humorous panel show! The little liars joining Rob Brydon and co are Matt Dawson, Mel Giedroyc, Josh Widdicombe and Dermot O'Leary.

or Barry from EastEnders - and actor Mina Anwar join comedians Glenn Moore and Kiri Pritchard-McLean for more of our Pointless friend's teasers.

Guest host Steph McGovern and panellists Miles Jupp and Baroness Warsi join the Ian Hislop and Paul Merton on the satirical news quiz.

High-brow quizzing about low-brow art! Stephen Fry celebrates the wonderfully worthless with very funny guests Sue Perkins, Reginald D Hunter, Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies.