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From Susie Dent to Miquita Oliver and Bez, what do our top celebs think of Cocaine Bear, Glastonbury and much more? Oh, and Ricky Tomlinson, Sue Johnston and Antiques Roadshow.

It's Asia, The Day of the Jackal and Married at First Sight UK this time on the 'Box. Also, The Chase Celebrity Special, Love Triangle Australia and James May and the Dull Men.

Strictly Come Dancing, Married at First Sight UK and Rivals are on this time. Plus Antiques Roadshow, Love Triangle Australia, Ambulance, Countdown and ITV News (Trump).

Gym-bunny James arrives for his date with his mum in tow. Fiona and Craig bond over shared life experiences. Can supernatural fiction writer Tracey lift Sairaphina's spirits.

Welsh hairdresser Jess wants a man who's a cut above the rest. Charity shop manager Casey has his dream white wedding all mapped out. But is his date husband material.

It's Asia, The Day of the Jackal and Married at First Sight UK this time on the 'Box. Also, The Chase Celebrity Special, Love Triangle Australia and James May and the Dull Men.

Strictly Come Dancing, Married at First Sight UK and Rivals are on this time. Plus Antiques Roadshow, Love Triangle Australia, Ambulance, Countdown and ITV News (Trump).

Bijou New York diner The Mixing Bowl is haemorrhaging money thanks to manager Mike's out-of-control marketing plans. Can Gordon get things back on track.

Gordon Ramsay visits the Seascape restaurant in the seaside village of Islip, on Long Island in New York, where owner Peter has nearly a million dollars of debt.

Sienna and Cleo's relationship is still fragile. Ant finds himself in hot water. Old friends return to help lift Donny's spirits. And a revenge plot closes in on one resident.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister that features a variety of cats doing strange things, some soldiers stuck in the sand and a dog balancing on a rope.

Jay's Thanksgiving toast honours the entire family on their recent successes, even though everyone knows that they aren't quite true.

The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan recount their celebrity encounters. When Phil shows a house to his musical hero, he's determined to make a good impression.

After leaving his real estate firm to strike out on his own, Phil decides that a solo camping trip in the wild is just what he needs to boost his confidence.

The homeowners association deny Claire's request to build a 'She Shed' in the garden, and only Luke and Phil know the real reason why.

Gloria rushes Phil to hospital for emergency surgery when he experiences intense stomach pains.

The One with All the Pixies: Sam has £13k to spend on his pixie wedding to his love, Luanne. Will Luanne, who dreams of a traditional service, appreciate his scheme.

Elle has her heart set on a classy wedding at Liverpool's iconic Liver Building. But Phil plans a big day to go down in history.

In California, Gordon Ramsay visits Lela's, a fine dining restaurant run by inexperienced owner Lela and young chef Ricky. Can Gordon save them from complete disaster.

Gordon Ramsay visits Sebastian's, a pizzeria in Los Angeles. The customers are scarce and the debt is mounting. Can Gordon turn the restaurant's fortunes around.

Gordon Ramsay visits Finn McCool's, a traditional Irish pub in the Hamptons, where the family feuding has got out of hand. Can Gordon mediate.

Gordon Ramsay visits The Olde Stone Mill in Tuckahoe, New York. The restaurant has been restored, but owner Dean can't get customers through the door.

When Homer is late picking up Bart from a school football game, Bart gets a surrogate dad from an agency.

On Valentine's Day, Lisa takes pity on Ralph and gives him a card. But when he falls in love with her, it leads to a bitter feud between their families.

Homer fails a breathalyser test while driving home from the Duff brewery and has to quit drinking for a month.

So It Has Come to This: The Simpsons' Clip Show: Bart's special April Fools' Day prank seriously misfires when the whole house explodes.

Comedy starring Whoopi Goldberg. A casino singer who witnesses a Mob murder goes into hiding at a convent, where she soon has the choir rocking. With Maggie Smith.

Homer and Her Sisters: A self-help expert prompts Homer to do something unthinkable: get to know Patty and Selma.

The Man Who Flew Too Much: Homer's old bowling team, the Pin Pals, reunite. But disaster befalls them on their helicopter ride to the state championships.

Action-thriller sequel. Secret agent Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) goes on the run when he's framed for an attack on the President. Can he clear his name.

Race Across the World, The Apprentice, Ripley, MasterChef, Hunted, Celebrity Bridge of Lies, The Assembly and BBC News (Hardest Geezer).