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What will Mel Giedroyc do to a pommel horse, and why are Alex Horne and Noel Fielding dancing like shrews? Dastardly Greg Davies sets the nutty tasks.

Captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Gloria Hunniford, Guz Khan, Christopher Eccleston and Sophie Willan, but are they telling the truth or making it all up.

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis are joined by guests Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Hal Cruttenden, Ed Gamble and Zoe Lyons for improvised stand-up and topical mockery.

Brazen bluffing with Rob Brydon, David Mitchell and Lee Mack in the very witty panel show. Also telling pork pies are Rhod Gilbert, Vernon Kay, Dara O Briain and Denise Van Outen.

Further action from Down Under's take on the world's trickiest obstacle course. More of the best Ninjas from the heats return to tackle the second semi-final, but who will succeed.

Jon does a daytime quiz show with Kemah Bob and upsets Alexander Armstrong, and Lucy shows journalist Mark Lawson her typically perfect day for a newspaper feature.

Shopping from Home.

Shopping from Home.

James tackles a 1957 Bakelite dial telephone - 211 pieces, most of them very small indeed, must be reassembled in the correct order if this phone is ever to ring again.

A shipment of meth disguised as concrete is intercepted, and officers interview a Haitian immigrant who has crossed nine countries on foot to reach America.

Millions of dollars' worth of marijuana is found hidden in a shipment of mattresses, and officers detain a mother and daughter who have been smoking meth.

The history enthusiast honours Lancaster bomber crews of the Second World War as he tries out several onboard roles including pilot, gunner, and 'bomb aimer'.

Rick Stein ends his epic culinary tour in Bangladesh and, not surprisingly, curry is at the top of his list of local delicacies.

A man wanted for murder is apprehended at the border, and officers discover over 80 kilograms of cocaine hidden inside a tractor-trailer.

Officers investigate a collector travelling with parts of a space rocket, and 380 kilograms of crystal meth is discovered in a shipment of limes.

The actor heads to Michigan's Great Lakes as a violent storm threatens to scupper his first challenge against a father-and-son team of muskie fishermen.

The car-crazed trio put Vauxhall's VX220 Turbo through its paces, James May attempts the caravan towing speed record, and the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car is Richard Whiteley.

More high-octane mayhem featuring news and views on the latest cars. Jeremy goes on manoeuvres in a Hummer, the off-roader based on the US military's Jeep.

The bikers turn up the heat, exploring the origins of Britain's favourite spices. They also visit a chilli festival, with mouth-numbing consequences.

Rick Stein ends his epic culinary tour in Bangladesh and, not surprisingly, curry is at the top of his list of local delicacies.

Fib-ulous comedy panel show fun with Rob Brydon, David Mitchell and Lee Mack. The celebrities with their pants on fire are Charles Dance, Stephen Mangan, Isy Suttie and Gok Wan.

Comedian Stephen Bailey, TV presenter Amanda Lamb, actor Nick Moran and Great British Bake Off star Crystelle Pereira join the best-selling author to test their general knowledge.

Comedian Sarah Kendall, musician Jay McGuiness, actress Linda Robson and University Challenge sensation Bobby Seagull join the quizzing fun in this edition.

Guest host Richard Ayoade and panellists Maisie Adam and Justin Webb join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to delve into not-quite-new news.

Sandi Toksvig gets vocal with Ed Byrne, Jimmy Carr, Judi Love and Alan Davies.

Greg Davies sets five comics a series of bizarre - some would say cruel - tasks. Noel Fielding has a sliding session and Swede Fred receives an intense video call.