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Lee is outraged that the twins have started sex education at school and resolves to teach them everything he knows about the facts of life before Miss Anstis corrupts them.

Charlie's school gets a bad Ofsted rating, but when Geoffrey and Wendy offer to pay to send him to be privately educated, Lee and Lucy are presented with a moral dilemma.

Katherine Parkinson is host as comedian Julian Clary and journalist Jemima Kelly join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to delve into the news.

Mel Giedroyc and Lou Sanders are joined by Rylan Clark, Lucy Beaumont and Fatiha El-Ghorri as Rylan has a sticky run-in with a pigeon and Lucy reveals her knicker-nicking past.

Mel and Lou Sanders are joined by Joel Dommett, Omid Djalili and Lindsey Santoro as Joel confesses some dastardly behaviour and Omid reveals how he upset Gwyneth Paltrow.

Shopping from Home.

Shopping from Home.

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers that no-one else can think of.

It's all kicking off in the fiery reality series brimming with big characters and sky-high bids. On a farm in Notts, Heavy D and Barry clash. Linda is stitched up.

Jabbering auctioneer Sean Kelly presides over more cut-throat storage sales. Linda tries to befriend Ione, which proves to be a big mistake! Nat finally walks out on John.

The team introduce the Car of the Year awards and look at the latest German cars and the Lotus Esprit.

Loose chat and tight corners with Jez. There's a look at the Smart Roadster and Vauxhall's VX220 Turbo, plus an attempt to fit a 1985 Jaguar XJS with a nitrous oxide injection kit.

Simon Reeve embarks on the first leg of an extraordinary four-part journey around the Mediterranean, travelling from Malta across the sea to southern Italy and on to Albania.

Setting off from a snowy mountain ski resort in Cyprus, Simon Reeve finds an island and a capital city still deeply divided between Turkish Cypriots and Greek Cypriots.

Paul takes Bob and their canine friend Ted to the north of England to seek a prized English salmon - they fish the Eden and Tyne rivers in search of their elusive quarry.

Paul, Bob and terrier Ted travel to Wales to fish the remote and stunning landscape of the River Irfon and the Upper Wye - it's also Ted's birthday, but how will they celebrate.

Those ever popular beardy bikers celebrate home cooking. In Scotland, they sample homely dishes from a classic cheese pie to fantastic cakes.

Series celebrating the best in home cooking. Si and Dave prepare classic picnic food - from scotch egg to Victoria sponge - and try bananas wrapped in bacon.

Simon Reeve embarks on the first leg of an extraordinary four-part journey around the Mediterranean, travelling from Malta across the sea to southern Italy and on to Albania.

Setting off from a snowy mountain ski resort in Cyprus, Simon Reeve finds an island and a capital city still deeply divided between Turkish Cypriots and Greek Cypriots.

Officers discover a fuel tanker with bundles of cocaine hidden in the cab, and three men with fake IDs and a gruesome video of a murder on their phones are questioned.

Britain's most talented detectives uncover human trafficking in Bristol, hunt the leader of a county lines gang in Surrey, and trawl through hours of CCTV to stop a vaccine fraudster in London.

Katherine Parkinson is host as comedian Julian Clary and journalist Jemima Kelly join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to delve into the news.

It's Christmas, so time to rejoice with Sandi Toksvig and guests Holly Walsh, Justin Moorhouse, Chris McCausland and Alan Davies.

James Acaster, Tom Allen, Ari Eldjarn, Ed Gamble and Ellie Taylor join host Dara O Briain and regular Hugh Dennis for the comedy show.

Angela Barnes, Desiree Burch, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones and Glenn Moore join host Dara O Briain and regular panellist Hugh Dennis for the topical comedy show.