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Jacqui and Michael have always dreamed of owning an Italian holiday home in a village in Abruzzo's mountains. Craig Rowe shows them what £70k can buy.

Jasmine Harman helps Caroline and Gary with their dream of owning a Spanish holiday home. What will Valencia province's countryside and villages offer for their £150k.

Karen and David look for a perfect place in Paphos for £360k. Will a stunning stone villa that has David moving in immediately or a place with splendid sea views and a swanky pool deliver.

Sally and Lee see what treats Tenerife has to offer in Costa Adeje for £450k, from a place that would leave you with a tan like a zebra to a gorgeous Moorish duplex giving paradise vibes.

Mandy and Andy lap up Lake Como's stunning shores to find the perfect holiday home for £130k. Will an apartment that they've already seen online live up to their expectations in real life.

Kirstie and Phil meet Heather and Tim, whose seven-acre home near Edinburgh has a dysfunctional layout. Tim wants somewhere more rural but Heather wants to stay put.

In this revisit edition, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer see whether Rik and Helen found their home in Manchester, and discover if Alison and Phil's big move in Herefordshire worked out.

In his award-winning stand up show, Joe Lycett lampoons everything from tyrannical Post Office jobsworths to the stupidity of celebrities on Twitter.

Meta-comedy horror 're-quel' with Courteney Cox. Killer Ghostface returns to shock the younger generation out of their love of 'elevated horror' with a bit of old-fashioned slashing.

Britain's Got Talent, The Heat, 56 Days, Olivia Attwood: Getting Filthy Rich, Ed Stafford's Rite of Passage, and Alice Roberts: Our Hospital Through Time.

There's a singing star this time and a sax player too. A couple of yachties. And an ex-copper from Essex seeks an alpha male fit to be a king.

The potters make body part pots and sculptures of their bodies in motion, fired in brick kilns that they're building themselves. Who can carve out a place in the semi-final.

Alan Davies and Joe Lycett traverse around Trieste, shoot the breeze at the Wind Museum, go food and fizz pairing in Prosecco, have a painting lesson and even pop into Slovenia.

The competition begins at The View in Tynemouth, run by Graeme and Brenda. Their B&B has royal history, but their guests don't think the shared bathrooms are very regal.

Visit two is to the Northern Hotel in Brechin, Angus, where hosts Pawel and Joanna like to go the extra mile. Things start off brilliantly, but a breakfast breakdown could be costly.

Jess hosts the third visit of the week, at The Kirkstyle Inn in Dunning, near Perth. She's hoping that the quirky style will be a hit, but two guests aren't fans of the open-plan design.

The week's final visit is to Hazeldene Guest House in Perth, run by hospitality veterans Rob and Glenda. Their plan? Get their guests in good spirits with a trip to a whisky distillery.

It's payment day, and time for the B&Bers to confront each other about their stays. There are some frosty heating comments and brekkie bombshells before the winners are revealed.

Paul hosts the week's first visit at his seafront B&B in Swansea, where he's hoping stunning views and a watercolour masterclass will sail him to victory.

Steve and Andrew host the week's second visit at Cae Court Hotel in Bridgend, where the B&Bers raise a tostada to a brilliant Spanish brekkie.

The B&Bers visit Shaun and Sarah's glampsite in Aberystwyth, where a pair of resident diddy donkeys steal the show - and plenty of hearts.

The week's final visit is to Fritha and Justin's country hotel in Flintshire, where things get frosty over al fresco drinks, and breakfast is chaotic.

It's payment day following a wonderful week in Wales. The problem is, none of the B&Bers can agree on what exactly was wonderful about it.

In Gloucestershire, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet farmer Ken. In his barns, Henry finds a rare pre-WWII exercise bike and farmyard potato scales.

In Brighton, Henry Cole salvages a kid's scooter from the junk in recycler Cat's sea containers. Simon O'Brien constructs the largest corkscrew that valuer Ronnie has ever seen.

In Gloucestershire, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet motocross fan Tom. Henry upcycles Porsche wheel rims into stools. Simon makes an extraordinary lamp from old copper piping.

Sandra and Dave want a holiday home in southern Alicante for all their family to enjoy. Ben Hillman shows them five fab options for their £100k budget, but are any of them perfect.

Sarah and Nigel look for a dream holiday home on Spain's Costa del Garraf for £265k, from a townhouse ticking all the boxes and a gorgeous garden apartment to a classy Catalan curveball.

Marcia wants a holiday home in the Gran Alacant area of Spain's Costa Blanca for her £110k. Will a spacious apartment hitting all the right notes or a tempting townhouse be the perfect one.

Comedian, musician and curious wanderer Bill Bailey embarks on a wildly entertaining journey through Vietnam, starting in Hoi An with some fancy food and a world-class tailor.

Britain's Got Talent, The Heat, 56 Days, Olivia Attwood: Getting Filthy Rich, Ed Stafford's Rite of Passage, and Alice Roberts: Our Hospital Through Time.

On the beat dealing with Brighton's hectic nightlife as trouble comes thick and fast for the night coppers - from a bunch of youths in a street fight to a knocked-out football fan.

The cops are called to an incident at a petrol station. There's a complicated domestic dispute about missing teeth. A disgruntled drunk targets a security guard's nether regions.

Richard, who's 35, is rushed to Queen's in Nottingham. He collapsed suddenly at home and may be going into organ failure. And Colin's sliced his hand open with a Stanley knife.

What do the Goggleboxers think of Black Mirror, Gladiators and The Apprentice? Also, Britain's Got Talent, The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer and Casualty.

The final twelve solve a complex maths game to escape from a maze. Then the top eight compete against each other in a mind-bending memory game, for a place in the final four.

The final four contestants tackle a mind-boggling game that would make Einstein go cross-eyed, before the last two go head-to-head. Who will be crowned the UK's first Secret Genius.

Denise Van Outen explores the eye-opening reasons why we can't get no sleep; from food and hormones to the sneaky sleep-thief of snoring. How we can stay in the land of Nod.

Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw head to Cambridgeshire to fix up their very first supercar: a rare 1989 Ultima race car that's been gathering dust for 30 years.

When Frank meets Frank, it's a match made in picking heaven. And in Illinois, the guys discover a treasure trove of unusual micro cars.

On night one in Bradford, Kulvir fuses Punjabi food with British classics. But could a dessert downfall scupper supper.

Paul hosts the week's first visit at his seafront B&B in Swansea, where he's hoping stunning views and a watercolour masterclass will sail him to victory.

In Portugal, Stretch and Rachael get to work on a run-down property. David and Lane open a French antiques emporium. Rachel joins forces with her brother at his ranch in Spain.

Sandra and Dave want a holiday home in southern Alicante for all their family to enjoy. Ben Hillman shows them five fab options for their £100k budget, but are any of them perfect.

Sarah and Nigel look for a dream holiday home on Spain's Costa del Garraf for £265k, from a townhouse ticking all the boxes and a gorgeous garden apartment to a classy Catalan curveball.

The first host, 50-year-old fitness instructor Liza, plans to impress her guests with a French menu and three well-oiled hunks.

Sailor Steve hosts a nautical evening. But what will his four female guests think when they discover the secrets of his love ship.

Talkative admin manager Emma lays on an Indian menu with a 'Bollywood or bust' dress code and dancing. But it's bottoms up for Steve on the dancefloor.

PA Pinky plans to introduce her guests to the finer things in life with a night of sophistication and pageantry. But Liza doesn't think much to her starter.

Eccentric driving instructor Alison hosts a 1980s disco-themed night that reaches a sticky end with a marshmallow competition.

Ryan and Steve want a holiday home in their favourite resort of Maspalomas on Gran Canaria, for the beaches, shopping and nightlife. Jean Johansson shows them what their £150k can buy.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help new parents Nicola and Tony and designers Emily and Dani to find their perfect homes in the Tees Valley.

In Radcliffe-on-Trent, Joel and Nicola restore Joel's grandparents' 1970s Victorian cottage and add a plush extension, with a stretched budget and a tight Yuletide timeline.

Kirstie and Phil meet Heather and Tim, whose seven-acre home near Edinburgh has a dysfunctional layout. Tim wants somewhere more rural but Heather wants to stay put.

A man arrives at A&E with two of his severed fingers in a bag of frozen peas after having a wood-chopping accident. And pro-bike-rider Max has hit his head in a high-speed crash.

The story of the remarkable campaign to ban private handguns in Britain after the 1996 mass shooting at Dunblane Primary School, told using a bereaved dad's recently uncovered recordings.

Britain's Got Talent, The Heat, 56 Days, Olivia Attwood: Getting Filthy Rich, Ed Stafford's Rite of Passage, and Alice Roberts: Our Hospital Through Time.

Jimmy Carr, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, as Jon Richardson and Judi Love take on Rob Beckett and Katherine Parkinson. Spencer Jones is in Dictionary Corner.

There's a singing star this time and a sax player too. A couple of yachties. And an ex-copper from Essex seeks an alpha male fit to be a king.

Gordon helps a Haitian juice bar and restaurant in Brooklyn. Jacques opened Juicy Box to provide healthier options for the neighbourhood, but it's fallen into chaos.

Sun, sea and saving money? Yes please! Jasmine Harman reveals industry tricks to indulgent beach getaways for less, from the inside scoop on resorts to cutting costs of package trips.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

In Wellingborough, Tim and Fuzz fix up one of the fastest hatchbacks of the 80s. Owner Gerry's ill health has meant that his Uno has been left to rot on his drive.

It's Frank versus Mike as the guys take to the track for a grudge match drag race to find out who has the fastest ride.

In Bradford, Jason plans a menu of Yorkshire's finest but keeps throwing his efforts in the bin! After postcode palaver, have Jason's chances 'bin' and gone.

Steve and Andrew host the week's second visit at Cae Court Hotel in Bridgend, where the B&Bers raise a tostada to a brilliant Spanish brekkie.

There are build problems at Stretch and Rachael's Portuguese reno. Can David and Lane sniff out more business at their French emporium? Will Rachel save the Spanish ranch.

Laura Hamilton helps sisters Sheila and Jean to look for a holiday home on Spain's Mijas Costa for all their family and friends to enjoy, for £120k. Will they find their dream place.

Leah Charles-King helps Sarah and Andy find the 'pawfect' place for their whole family - including their beloved dog Ruby - on Spain's southern Costa Blanca, for their budget of £160k.

Basketballer Ken, who claims to be the best cook in London, themes his night around his favourite sport, with 'slam dunk salmon' and a sportswear dress code.

It's all hands on deck for interior designer Erika's pirate party aboard her boat, on a night featuring pole-dancing, a Titanic moment and ridiculous rapping.

Super-organised Sarah hosts a 'Roaring 20s' night, with 'dolled-up' prawns and 'swanky' lamb, on an evening featuring revelations, romantic poetry and dancing.

Photographer Jamie plans an evening of old-skool classics, with an ambitious menu and a superstar DJ set.

Retired golfer David goes all-out American, from Louisiana seafood chowder to a bucking bronco. But there's chaos when his cat breaks dinner party etiquette.

Danni Menzies helps motorbike lovers Gary and Lynn look for their dream holiday home in France's stunning Haute-Vienne region. Will any of Danni's options get them revved up.

Kirstie and Phil help two couples who are hoping to relocate to Surrey, one of the most expensive counties in the country, from a forever family home to a total lifestyle change.

Alice discovers ancient gems in Parma. In Turin, she learns all about Roman bread, before catching a train up and across the Alps with Hannibal on her mind..

The Dog House's long-term residents need new homes. Can inseparable Chihuahua trio Rio, Prince and Blue Boy, and double trouble George and Daisy, find their forever humans.

Richard, who's 35, is rushed to Queen's in Nottingham. He collapsed suddenly at home and may be going into organ failure. And Colin's sliced his hand open with a Stanley knife.

Part four of the Tom Cruise action-thriller franchise. The Impossible Missions Force fight to clear their name, while also trying to avert nuclear war. Busy, busy, busy.