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James and Jodie find out more about how to make their 17th-century farmhouse watertight, while Emma and James plan to take two alpacas paddling at the beach.

Seán and Áine's dream becomes a nightmare. Laura juggles romance and horse dentistry during Independence Day celebrations. Film director Damian braves alligator-filled swamps.

Sara, who worked for the NHS for 34 years, hopes to swap hospital beds for sun loungers in Alicante. Joy and Bernd want a pooch-friendly pad in Málaga.

Mandy and Paul from Sussex want to make a permanent move to the Spanish town of Dolores with their six cats and rescue dog. Jasmine Harman shows them five properties for their £185k budget.

Debbie and Graham want to find their very own holiday home in the beautiful town of Oliva, in the south of Spain's Valencia region. Can Sara Damergi find the perfect place for their £80k.

Craig Rowe helps recently retired Helen and her best friend Shelley find a Spanish holiday home with a pool in La Zenia for £105k.

At Château Domaine de la Barde, a laundry room renovation has Krys and Tim in a spin. And at Château de Cézérac, Jon and Carmen encounter problems with their potager.

Married couple Mo and Anthony are looking for a holiday apartment with sea views in Torremolinos on Spain's Costa del Sol. Laura Hamilton shows them what their £130k budget can buy.

Nursery owner Louise plans a Thai menu. But one of her guests is a self-professed Thai food expert, and a power cut threatens to ruin her night before it's begun.

Horse-mad Emily hosts a wholesome evening of comfort food. The night starts with a surprise new guest: Irish crooner Dec, who was in The Bachelors in the 1960s.

Flamboyant mature student Gary's fun-filled evening features fancy dress, diabolical dancing, fits of giggles and some tactless table manners.

Former pop star Dec plans some musical surprises and a simple seaside menu, on a night that features 'talking' olives, celebrity stories and a peculiar pudding.

Beauty therapist Chiara goes back to her Italian roots. But Dec compares his host to a Page Three glamour girl, and Gary gets in a fluster in a game with Emily.

Jamie shows us how joyous morning grilling can be with his ultimate BBQ breakfast, before making a wood-kissed sesame chicken burger, veggie mezze and surf-and-turf mixed grill.

When it comes to dating etiquette, Breeze the American bulldog cross leaves a lot to be desired as he meets 31-year-old Charlotte. Will she still fall for him though.

From Susie Dent to Miquita Oliver and Bez, what do our top celebs think of Cocaine Bear, Glastonbury and much more? Oh, and Ricky Tomlinson, Sue Johnston and Antiques Roadshow.

As the group learn the art of seduction in the penultimate phase, Jason lowers his guard, Ellen continues to flourish, and the number of ex-virgins is set to increase.

As the retreat concludes, Bertie heads for the bedroom with Kat for the lesson of a lifetime. Katie and Callum get together. And has Marianne finally overcome her mistrust of men.

Prisoner, David Attenborough's 100 Years on Planet Earth, Countdown, First Dates, Scam Interceptors, and the News on local elections and Sir Keir Starmer.

Caitlin Moran's coming-of-age comedy based on her own experiences of trying to make it as a music journo in London. Cool people are the worst.

Will former mayor Tracey take the plunge with toilet roll salesman Stuart? And can burlesque dancer Double D and professional singer Lee come together and hit all the right notes.

Jimmy Carr, Susie Dent and Rachel Riley host the battle of numbers, letters and laughs. Roisin Conaty and Phil Wang play Joe Wilkinson and Lou Sanders. With David O'Doherty.

Jodie wants to start a small horse livery business. She also explores how to start up a kids' club on her family's smallholding.

In Miami, Charmaine juggles her multimillion-pound business and homeschooling her daughter. Outside Orlando, Gary and Maria are expecting more grandchildren.

In Alicante, can the Rodriguezes find the wow-factor for Darren and Tanya's half a million euros? On the Costa del Sol, the Hamiltons help David and Jackie upgrade their place.

Sarah and Adam from Sussex are looking for a Spanish holiday home in the coastal town of Mojácar, despite never having visited the area before. Jean Johansson shows them five properties.

Samantha and Sam are looking for their dream holiday home in Oliva, Spain, that will work for the whole family. Lee Juggurnauth shows them what their £85k can buy.

Mark's always loved Italy, and now that he's retired, he's set his sights on a holiday bolthole in Puglia. Can Laura Hamilton find Mark's perfect place for his £80k.

Half-built walls and a ticking clock haunt Sophie and Ray at Château des Fouilloux. A massive water leak forces Stephanie into a full kitchen rebuild at Château de Lalande.

Joe and Kirsty want to swap their Hampshire house for a forever home in the warmer climes of inland Valencia in Spain. Can Jean Johansson deliver their dream place for £280,000.

Estate agent and horse racing fan Vikki hosts a ladies day-themed dinner party. But there's some cutting commentary and difficult diners.

Radio DJ Mary serves up traditional Irish dishes, and an Eton mess with an Irish twist. But her evening becomes less about the craic, as cracks appear among the guests.

Outspoken entrepreneur Mohinder hosts the third night. He's been dishing out criticism, so his guests are expecting big things..

Retired sales manager and football fan Angie hosts a night of 1960s-inspired fun, featuring a rousing singalong, red cards galore and a curious card game.

Car salesman Rob unleashes the mother of all surprises: his enormous country mansion, complete with swimming pool and Ferrari. And it completely upstages one guest.

When it comes to dating etiquette, Breeze the American bulldog cross leaves a lot to be desired as he meets 31-year-old Charlotte. Will she still fall for him though.

Can South Africans Tish and Ramone find a Cardiff home with high enough ceilings? And knowledgeable Newportians Gemma and Ellis each fall for different houses.

Action crime thriller sequel. Denzel Washington returns as Robert McCall, who's out for revenge after ruthless killers murder an agency contact who he also considered a friend.

M. Night Shyamalan directs an all-star cast in this genre-bending superhero sequel. Three superhumans team up to escape a psychiatric ward. With Bruce Willis in a cagoule.

On the American Pacific coast, a female fraudster and leading local pagan feigns serious illness to steal over $500,000 from her victims. And then the FBI gets involved.

Armando Iannucci and Joanna Page contemplate an alien invasion in the Taskmaster house. Joel Dommett enjoys putting things on things and Amy Gledhill performs sock-based stand-up.

Jimmy Carr, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host the comedy quiz mash-up. Bob Mortimer and Tom Allen take on Richard Ayoade and Harriet Dyer. With Ian Smith and Joe Wilkinson.

Matt and Lorraine want to create a new front entrance to their quirky country home but uncover problems above and below ground.

Laura, Diane and Huey prepare for a ceremony at their Groveland wedding venue, but heat and horses cause problems. Singer Sarah turns her Orlando living room into a cabaret club.

In Almería, the Garners channel a higher power to find reiki master Cathy's ideal property. In Málaga, will the Hamiltons reel in angler Kevin and Lynne's perfect place.

Denise and her best pal Karen ask Jonnie Irwin to find the perfect holiday home for Denise and Millie, her beloved Jack Russell, near Guardamar del Segura on the Costa Blanca.

Annette and Mark look for the perfect holiday home with a pool on Spain's Orihuela Costa for £150k. Jasmine Harman makes sure the search goes swimmingly.

Retirees Steve and Jackie want a Spanish holiday home in Guardamar del Segura to enjoy with their family and friends. Lee Juggurnauth shows them what £80k can buy.

Near Cognac, Bart and Sarah rush to finish a bathroom for their best friends' wedding. And sustainability champion Trish is planning a Pyrenean palace for rescued battery hens.

Mark and Loretta look for their dream holiday home near Estepona on Spain's Costa del Sol, for their budget of £200,000. Can Craig Rowe find their perfect place.

Glaswegian offshore logistics supervisor Michelle hopes to impress her guests with her 'Weegie' wit and the mother of all balloon games.

Confident economics undergraduate David hosts with a 1920s Gatsby theme. His dress code goes down a storm, but will his student grub impress.

Oil and gas buying specialist Sylvian hopes to wow her guests with her ambitious East-meets-West menu. But her toffee pudding turns out to be sticky in more ways than one.

Comedy promoter Naz has his work cut out to pull off the winning party: he's managed to offend nearly all of his guests during the week, and he's not the greatest cook..

Journalist Turid serves up a menu of home-grown produce, on a night featuring shocking revelations, farmyard antics and plenty of laughter.

Chris McCausland joins Xander on three monumental Monmouthshire meanders, and chats about his family, career and expectations of others.

When it comes to dating etiquette, Breeze the American bulldog cross leaves a lot to be desired as he meets 31-year-old Charlotte. Will she still fall for him though.

Jeremy and Patricia are rushed to Queen's Medical Centre in Nottingham with multiple injuries after a high-speed car crash. Andrew has fallen three metres from a ladder at work.

Air ambulances bring the emergency room to critically ill or injured people across the country, including a man in cardiac arrest and a woman who's been trampled by a foal.

The Goggleboxers hit the couch for more of the biggest and best TV.

From Susie Dent to Miquita Oliver and Bez, what do our top celebs think of Cocaine Bear, Glastonbury and much more? Oh, and Ricky Tomlinson, Sue Johnston and Antiques Roadshow.

Two self-confessed nerds get together as engineer Ellie meets nuclear project manager Callum. Author Beckie meets poet Paul. And disco DJ John's love life's been stuck on pause..

Armando Iannucci and Joanna Page contemplate an alien invasion in the Taskmaster house. Joel Dommett enjoys putting things on things and Amy Gledhill performs sock-based stand-up.

What does it take to run the largest Pakistani Indian restaurant on Earth? We go behind the scenes of the Royal Nawaab in Greater Manchester to see how they deliver perfection at scale.

Whitby distillers Jess and Luke create a tasty tipple from foraged seaside ingredients. And in Scarborough, pioneering sea-farmer Wave checks out his seaweed harvest of sugar kelp.

DJ Trishna kicks off the competition with a hip-hop theme, on a night featuring rapping, flirting and booty shaking.

Fastidious host Nick plans to bring some refinement and fine dining to the week. But is his massive tasting menu overambitious.

Retail manager Yuno serves up some traditional dancing alongside his Nepalese food. But are his spicy dishes too fiery for his guests' delicate palates.

Self-appointed 'hostess with the mostest' Michelle takes her guests on a culinary trip around the world - with lamb on the menu for the third time this week.

Final host Suzanne plans an evening of classic French cuisine, but some of her guests feel uneasy when she reveals the saucy inspiration behind her mushroom starter..

Glamorous sales assistant Gail hosts a night of gourmet grub and gets the glitter, sparklers and hair extensions out to give her guests a masterclass in beauty.

Goalkeeping coach Dan hosts a James Bond evening, with 007-inspired food, a villain and... a penalty shoot-out. But some of his guests don't bond with each other.

Publican Gary hosts a 1980s night, flambéing his steaks at the table. There's tension between the guests, but Gary has a trick up his sleeve: a magic display.

Vintage shop owner Jane serves up a retro menu and a clothes competition, on a lively night with yet more drama between the diners.

For the final night, art enthusiast Julie serves an Indian menu. But her food gets mixed reviews, and there are shocks, revelations and some harsh home truths.

In Bournemouth, there are hard-to-please guests, intriguing photos and interesting impressions, as three couples compete to host the best dinner party.

Whitby distillers Jess and Luke create a tasty tipple from foraged seaside ingredients. And in Scarborough, pioneering sea-farmer Wave checks out his seaweed harvest of sugar kelp.

Ben Hillman helps Lisa find the perfect holiday home in northern Tenerife for her £300k. Will a quirky hilltop house or a detached 'castle' villa impress her enough to put in an offer.

Craig Rowe helps recently retired Helen and her best friend Shelley find a Spanish holiday home with a pool in La Zenia for £105k.

Mark's always loved Italy, and now that he's retired, he's set his sights on a holiday bolthole in Puglia. Can Laura Hamilton find Mark's perfect place for his £80k.

Retirees Steve and Jackie want a Spanish holiday home in Guardamar del Segura to enjoy with their family and friends. Lee Juggurnauth shows them what £80k can buy.

Can South Africans Tish and Ramone find a Cardiff home with high enough ceilings? And knowledgeable Newportians Gemma and Ellis each fall for different houses.

In Alaska, two Royal Princess crewmates pull on their lumberjack boots in the forest around Ketchikan, while an adventurous couple tackle Skagway's rocks and mountain trails.

Two self-confessed nerds get together as engineer Ellie meets nuclear project manager Callum. Author Beckie meets poet Paul. And disco DJ John's love life's been stuck on pause..

Armando Iannucci and Joanna Page contemplate an alien invasion in the Taskmaster house. Joel Dommett enjoys putting things on things and Amy Gledhill performs sock-based stand-up.

The Goggleboxers hit the couch for more of the biggest and best TV.

From Susie Dent to Miquita Oliver and Bez, what do our top celebs think of Cocaine Bear, Glastonbury and much more? Oh, and Ricky Tomlinson, Sue Johnston and Antiques Roadshow.

In 1993, a Lambeth Council employee was beaten to death in his Clapham home. Was it personal or were dark forces at his workplace involved.

Air ambulances bring the emergency room to critically ill or injured people across the country, including a man in cardiac arrest and a woman who's been trampled by a foal.

Jeremy and Patricia are rushed to Queen's Medical Centre in Nottingham with multiple injuries after a high-speed car crash. Andrew has fallen three metres from a ladder at work.

The competition kicks off with the B&Bers heading to Keith's Northlands Farm in Chichester, where the host makes a splash with paddleboarding. But some guests have décor doubts..

The B&Bers are in 'wonderland' at Claire's Mad Hatters Campsite, where she hopes that her eco-friendly approach will impress. But the lack of an ensuite gets two guests bogged down.

Lisa and Martha host at The Redan Inn in Somerset, where the quirky interiors and breakfast go down a treat for everyone, except Italians Giovanni and Enzo, who get picky about the plates.

Giovanni and Enzo host at The Limes in Maldon, Essex, where they hope to rock the boat with a trip to a famous pirate radio station. But will breakfast tantalise everyone's tastebuds.

It's payment day, and the B&Bers get to the bottom of fussy feedback - and have a good old-fashioned barney while doing it. When the dust finally settles, who'll win the week.

The competition kicks off at Rosaire Guest House in Llandudno, where host Jo and her mum Pat end up with some illuminating feedback about their guests' lack of sleep.

At The Queens Hotel in Harlech, Rachel and professional impersonator Liam are keen to make a good impression. But an issue in the bathroom gives one B&Ber that sinking feeling.

For the third visit of the week, the B&Bers head to Mat and Helen's B&B, The Mill at Glynhir in Llandybie, Carmarthenshire, where things get prickly during a visit to a botanical garden.

The final visit is to Lesley and Sarah's Hideaway Escapes in Pembrokeshire, where one set of guests' decision to sleep in their car rather than their room leaves the hosts all revved up.

On a feisty payment day, the B&Bers tackle everything from bathroom blues to one set of guests completely refusing to try out one of their rivals' rooms. But who'll win the week.

Retirees Steve and Jackie want a Spanish holiday home in Guardamar del Segura to enjoy with their family and friends. Lee Juggurnauth shows them what £80k can buy.

Mark's always loved Italy, and now that he's retired, he's set his sights on a holiday bolthole in Puglia. Can Laura Hamilton find Mark's perfect place for his £80k.

Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole meet Katherine and Bex, who run a Somerset animal sanctuary. Restorations and upcycles include the biggest guinea pig hutch you've ever seen.

In Northern Ireland, Henry Cole and Gemma Longworth meet Dave, whose workshop is packed with treasure, including a church pew and a ladder that becomes a wardrobe.

Can South Africans Tish and Ramone find a Cardiff home with high enough ceilings? And knowledgeable Newportians Gemma and Ellis each fall for different houses.

Penny and Russell want a Spanish holiday home near Mojácar, with a communal pool and just a short drive to the beach. Can Ben Hillman deliver their dream for £125k.

What does it take to run the largest Pakistani Indian restaurant on Earth? We go behind the scenes of the Royal Nawaab in Greater Manchester to see how they deliver perfection at scale.

The Goggleboxers hit the couch for more of the biggest and best TV.

Marilyn Monroe was 1950s Hollywood's brightest star. But beneath Tinseltown's glitz was an industry shaped by the mob. Did Marilyn pay dearly in a brutal game of power and betrayal.

In 1962 Marilyn Monroe travels to Nevada with Frank Sinatra, placing her amid mobsters and dangerous rumours. Days later, she's found dead. Was her death just an accident.