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Heather and John want a characterful bolthole on beautiful Crete. Jasmine Harman shows them detached delights and an ice cream inspiration for £150k. Are any of them 'the one'.

Penny wants to move to the Spanish sunshine permanently and run her business from a new home in Málaga. Can Laura Hamilton find her the perfect place for her budget of £120,000.

In Berkshire, Phil's with 1980s Olympic skiing sensation Eddie the Eagle and Karen, who've seen 100 houses in 18 months. Kirstie helps Orla and Luke fend off Basingstoke's buyers.

Can Leigh and Richard transform a derelict 17th-century Cornish flour mill, which is full of rotten timbers and riddled with structural cracks, into a warm, contemporary four-storey home.

Sarah Millican's stand-up special is a comedy education in: how best to eat a kiwi fruit; trying to lose weight but only losing the tip of your finger; and surprisingly funny smear tests.

The end is nigh, and four contestants are still in the race to become champion... while Joel Dommett's just having a good time! Alex Horne slaps Armando Iannucci with a flip-flop.

Famous faces hit the sofa for the week's big shows. What do Rylan and his mum, Tom Allen, Mo Gilligan, Vicky Pattison, Denise Van Outen and others think of this week's offerings.

A welcome look back at the best of the current series. What did the Goggleboxers make of the finest and funniest TV from home and abroad.

Two 19-year-olds take their first steps into the dating world together. A hip-hop artist meets another musician. And can weightlifter Jack give bodybuilder Eloise a lift.

The heli-medics struggle to free Malcolm, who's trapped in his mangled car. When there's a motorbike accident in the Peaks, medics rush to help Jamie, who's fractured his arm.

The staff at Queen's, Nottingham, are shocked as Sister Lou, one of their own, has a major bike accident. And 57-year-old Stuart's fallen off a ladder and fractured his ankle.

The competition kicks off at The King's Head in Addlethorpe, where hospitality queen Helen Coy holds court. A funfair game of hook-a-duck takes the guests back to their childhoods.

The second visit is to the dog-friendly Beck Hall in North Yorkshire, where B&B newbies Louise and Andy Macbeth get a grilling, and one of the guests goes green around the gills.

Avid souvenir collectors Kevin and Julie Shadbolt welcome their rivals to The Albaston in Torquay. Some of the guests are startled by their menagerie of memorabilia.

The final visit is to Hotel Piccadilly in Bournemouth, a dance holiday venue run by Terri and Stewart. But while the female guests give it a whirl, the boys appear to have two left feet..

It's the final day of the competition and the B&Bers meet for one last time to find out how much they've been paid and settle some scores, before the winner is announced.

Dennis and his daughter Holly kick off the competition at their boutique B&B in Norwich, but one guest isn't full of beans at breakfast.

Visit two is to Hawkhurst in Kent, where the B&Bers enjoy a fer-mental afternoon on the beers at a microbrewery, courtesy of hosts Harry and Sarah.

In Oxfordshire, Dawn takes her guests on a tour around Blenheim Palace. All that walking should have everyone knackered - so why does one B&Ber have a restless night.

No 64 at the Joiners in Kent - will have that je ne sais quoi to win the competition. But things get heated in the kitchen during breakfast service.

After a battle of the boutique B&Bs all week, the boutique B&Bers meet up one final time to find out which boutique B&B is the best boutique B&B.

In Belfast, Jennifer's hit a wall trying to balance her budget and wish list. In County Down, can Tony and Val end their Goldilocks search and find somewhere that's just right.

In Berkshire, Phil's with 1980s Olympic skiing sensation Eddie the Eagle and Karen, who've seen 100 houses in 18 months. Kirstie helps Orla and Luke fend off Basingstoke's buyers.

Penny wants to move to the Spanish sunshine permanently and run her business from a new home in Málaga. Can Laura Hamilton find her the perfect place for her budget of £120,000.

Retirees Dawn and Les from Basingstoke want to relocate to sunny south east Cyprus, where they have £100,000 to spend on a property that all four generations of their family can enjoy.

Retirees Liz and Tony want to escape the British winters and explore beautiful Mallorca. Can Jean Johannson find their perfect Balearic bolthole for their £190k budget.

John and Karly dream of owning a holiday home on Spain's Costa Almería for all their family to enjoy. Lee Juggurnauth shows them what their £90k can buy.

The teams create 24 classic Battenberg cakes and 24 re-invented ones, and a Shakespeare-inspired theatrical scene. Whose chance to progress is not to be.

The celebs hit the sofa for a new series. What do Rylan and his mum, Tom Allen, Mo Gilligan, Vicky Pattison, Denise Van Outen and many others think of this week's TV.

Matt Johnson, Glenn Howerton and Jay Baruchel star in the frenetic, flabbergasting and mostly true story of the precipitous rise and fall of the once ubiquitous device.

Bill Nighy and Michael Ward star in director Thea Sharrock's poignant but uplifting sporting drama about The Homeless World Cup.

The end is nigh, and four contestants are still in the race to become champion... while Joel Dommett's just having a good time! Alex Horne slaps Armando Iannucci with a flip-flop.

Cancelled? Dispatches: With the Iran War making jet fuel prices rocket, are foreign holidays out of the question this year? Or are there bargains out there if you know where to look.

The family transform Sarah's dad's old caravan that's tucked away in the corner of the barn into a bijou living and sleeping space for when the family band are on tour.

Paul's towpath pop-up proves a success. A canal breach diverts Jay's journey to Stoke for his stand-up gig. Will he get there in time.

In Alicante, the Rodriguezes aim high to find Paul and Jo the perfect villa. And the Garners hit the jackpot in Almería, leaving Sally and Kevin with a tricky decision.

Sporty couple Debbie and Nick want to buy a holiday home with spectacular views near Dénia on Spain's Costa Blanca. Can Laura Hamilton find their perfect property for £150,000.

Retirees Liz and Tony want to escape the British winters and explore beautiful Mallorca. Can Jean Johannson find their perfect Balearic bolthole for their £190k budget.

Penny wants to move to the Spanish sunshine permanently and run her business from a new home in Málaga. Can Laura Hamilton find her the perfect place for her budget of £120,000.

Alison and Zion prepare for their biggest wedding yet. Vivienne and Simon revamp their terrace for a retirement party. Xavier and Tasha finally get the keys to their dream home.

Taz and Mark want a holiday home on the stunning western Costa del Sol. They're fond of Casares and La Duquesa; can Leah Charles-King find their perfect place for £250k.

Sonya Smith hopes to disguise her lack of cooking ability with her good humour and a 'touch of sparkle'. But with kitchen calamities galore, what will her guests think.

Cockney Glen Wilkie is confident that his menu will be a winner. But his evening goes from disaster to disaster, with tears at the table when he serves his main.

It's all hands on deck as Richard Howse's girlfriend Katy plans his pirate-themed night. But Sonya isn't convinced by the gluten-free fare and Sabi refuses the meaty main.

Sabi Phagura hosts a bhangra-themed evening with traditional Indian food, but can she succeed despite Glen's efforts to wind everyone up.

Corset maker Serine Daou hopes her burlesque night will end the competition on a high. But her gourmet burgers aren't very gourmet, and Glen doesn't like the entertainment.

In an ambitious build, a man attempts to create a mini canal and lock for a narrowboat. And in Denmark, George visits a one-bed hotel housed in an old industrial crane.

In Woodford Green, widower Shaz wants to preserve her husband's memories while futureproofing her classic Victorian terraced home for her two growing kids.

Can Leigh and Richard transform a derelict 17th-century Cornish flour mill, which is full of rotten timbers and riddled with structural cracks, into a warm, contemporary four-storey home.

Two 19-year-olds take their first steps into the dating world together. A hip-hop artist meets another musician. And can weightlifter Jack give bodybuilder Eloise a lift.

What do celebs from Rylan to Tom Allen, Mo Gilligan and Vicky Pattison think of Rivals, Scream 7, Britain's Got Talent, Canal Boat Diaries and much more.