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Vicky and Carl have brought their retirement plans forward and are now ready to move to Spain. Jean Johansson shows them what their £70k can buy on the southern Costa Blanca.

Fitness enthusiast Claire produces a low-fat menu for her guests, who are invited to work up their appetites with an aerobic workout..

Beauty pageant queen Pippa throws a sophisticated Midsummer Night's Dream-themed evening with entertainment from her singing dog, Buddy.

Tim hosts a raucous, country-themed blowout, including his novel take on a prawn cocktail. And Pippa turns up with 'egg-a-likes' of her fellow diners.

Foodie Teresa plans a rich, sumptuous feast with a Cockney knees-up, and asks her guests to come dressed as 'Ghosts of Old London'.

Competitive Chris throws a black tie-themed evening. His homemade sweet chilli sauce and fancy potato towers go down a treat, but is his presentation pretentious.

Young farmer Sam's looking for a tractor cab companion who likes to dance. Can cocker spaniel Araf hit the right note? Relaxed Woodgreen resident Fia helps soothe a family in need.

The crew travels from Whitby to Grosmont in time for the railway's steam gala. An engine is transported across land and sea, and walkers take on 'the rail trail'.

A little boy has a stone up his nose from playing football. A 92-year-old got trapped under her car. And World War II hero Norman, who's 95, has a dangerously low heart rate.

London's network of frontline trauma hospitals treats critically injured patients. Pedestrian João is crushed by a bus and Lance Corporal Lee's been in a paragliding accident.

A welcome look back at the best of the current series. What did the Goggleboxers make of the finest and funniest TV from home and abroad.

On the 'Box this time, Is It Cake, Too?, Hijack, Steph's Packed Lunch and Dr. Pimple Popper. As seen by Mo Gilligan, Jon Richardson, Gyles Brandreth, Melanie C and NDubz.

The Night Coppers break up a mass brawl and tackle some urban explorers up a crane. And an inebriated nuisance neighbour doesn't want to go home and won't go to bed.

It's another lively shift for Brighton's Night Coppers - from an awkward pack of drunken revellers who won't move on, to a suspected spiking after a woman collapses in a pub.

The staff at Queen's, Nottingham, are shocked as Sister Lou, one of their own, has a major bike accident. And 57-year-old Stuart's fallen off a ladder and fractured his ankle.

Join Asim Chaudhry and Joe Lycett for le weekend in Marseille. Expect street food, skateboarding, submerged sculpture, and spectacular sights from atop the Basilica Notre-Dame de la Garde.

Sarah Beeny, her husband Graham and their four boys tackle the interior design of their ambitious new-build classic country house.

Roger and Jo head to Teddington Lock to recreate their wedding photos. Claire continues her tugboat transformation. Michelle heads out of Lancashire marina for her first cruise.

In Almería, the Garners work up a sweat looking for a perfect winter retreat for Diana and Nigel. In Alicante, the Rodriguezes juggle Julie and Neil's budget and expectations.

Mariam and Nasser are looking for a family holiday home that they can one day retire to, in the spectacular Spanish countryside of Murcia. Laura Hamilton shows them five places for £70,000.

Leah Charles-King helps Julie and Leo find the perfect holiday home on the southern Costa Blanca for all three generations of their family to enjoy. How far can their £120k budget stretch.

Liv's dreamt of owning a holiday home on stunning Cyprus for years and is finally ready to make it happen. With a budget of £87k, can Ben Hillman make her dream come true.

May and Guy tackle their monumental list of projects. Vivienne and Simon race to complete their bedroom. Terry and Ashley revamp their chateau's front garden before an open day.

Penny wants to make a permanent move to the Spanish sunshine and run her business from a new home in Málaga. Can Laura Hamilton find the perfect place for her £120,000 budget.

Vicki Fairbrother cooks up 'sexy steak' and 'banging banoffee cake'. She also has a game for her guests involving a helmet and water.

Burnley businesswoman Jenna Tattersall plans a party night with an all-white dress code. But is it wise to end the evening on a bouncy castle.

Perfectionist Chris Slater plans to bring a touch of class to the week. But Nigel's table manners lower the tone and the spicy main leads to acid reflux for Jenna.

Chelsea's Mediterranean evening begins with the boys having a punch-up over a punch bag. And then the girls discover a secret Chelsea's been keeping from them.

Hairdresser Nigel Womack hosts an Epicurean evening of love, featuring a mix of aphrodisiacs that he hopes will get his guests in an amorous mood.

Greg James, Fern Brady, Spice Girl Mel B and Dermot O'Leary take on iced buns, a family classic and a celebrity doppelgänger in biscuit form.

The teams create 24 classic Battenberg cakes and 24 re-invented ones, and a Shakespeare-inspired theatrical scene. Whose chance to progress is not to be.

The Night Coppers break up a mass brawl and tackle some urban explorers up a crane. And an inebriated nuisance neighbour doesn't want to go home and won't go to bed.

It's another lively shift for Brighton's Night Coppers - from an awkward pack of drunken revellers who won't move on, to a suspected spiking after a woman collapses in a pub.

Tense thriller from Russell T Davies, starring Alan Cumming and David Morrissey. A minor feud starts to escalate into danger when Leo gives his neighbour Clive his spare key.

Leo suspects that someone's been in his house. And when Clive starts work at Leo's Canal Street bar, a chain of events leads to a shocking conclusion.

Series following Gypsy-Rose Blanchard after her release from prison. With her divorce from Ryan ongoing, prepping for the baby, and Ken's upcoming house move, Gypsy's stressed.

Despite the daily online hate she's receiving, Gypsy accepts a public speaking engagement at a university. But after an initial warm reception, more social media trolls get to her.

On the 'Box this time, Is It Cake, Too?, Hijack, Steph's Packed Lunch and Dr. Pimple Popper. As seen by Mo Gilligan, Jon Richardson, Gyles Brandreth, Melanie C and NDubz.

A welcome look back at the best of the current series. What did the Goggleboxers make of the finest and funniest TV from home and abroad.

Sarah, Graham and the boys tackle the interior design of their ambitious new-build classic country house.

In Cheshire, Paul and Anthony have an adorable new canine crewmate. Claire re-opens the Shanti Tea Boat. In Lancashire, Michelle makes great strides with her outreach project.

In Almería, former chef Liz is looking for somewhere quiet but near the action. In Murcia John and Sue want a holiday retreat with a big pool.

Jasmine Harman house-hunts with Paul and Lisa from Barnsley, who are looking for a holiday home to enjoy with their children and grandchildren in popular Torrevieja on Spain's Costa Blanca.

Paul dreams of owning a Spanish holiday home on the Costa Blanca, where he can spend quality time with family. Are any of the places that Ben Hillman shows him 'the one'.

John and Karly dream of owning a holiday home on Spain's Costa Almería for all their family to enjoy. Lee Juggurnauth shows them what their £90k can buy.

Donna and Paul take their whole house apart to replace its beams. Anna and Max race to finish a courtyard. Will Terry and Ashley's garden be done before 1000 visitors arrive.

Laura Hamilton helps Helyn and Kamil find their perfect holiday home in Granada's beautiful Lecrín Valley, where they can relax and unwind. Can their £200k budget buy their dream bolthole.

First to host is theatre lover Claire, who aims to impress with her panto-themed night. But with one guest reluctant to join in, can she win over the rest of the diners.

Millwall fan Kerrie Pankhurst plays host with a football-themed evening. Kerrie contends with fish-hating Dave and a guest's snub of her beloved club.

David J Marks needs to win over Kerrie after offending her last night. His salmon starter impresses all but DJ Dave, who details the things he'd rather do than eat it.

DJ Dave plans a showbiz-themed evening and asks his guests to come dressed as pop stars. But a shock revelation leaves a sour taste.

It's the final day and speed-dating expert Nicki Yucel is determined to spread a little love. One contestant reveals their feelings for another, and the winner is revealed.

George helps more homeowners to design innovative abodes. In Bromley, George helps Mitch and Elliot create a curved-arch kitchen and garden glow-up. But a flood dampens everything.

In Berkshire, Phil's with 1980s Olympic skiing sensation Eddie the Eagle and Karen, who've seen 100 houses in 18 months. Kirstie helps Orla and Luke fend off Basingstoke's buyers.

Jason Statham reunites with director Guy Ritchie to give it both barrels as a mysterious hardman working for a money truck firm that keeps getting hit. Is he an inside man.

Poignant drama starring Dev Patel and Nicole Kidman. A man who was separated from his family as a child embarks on a journey to find his way back home.

Can nervous Jack find safe ground with Rachella? Scott plucks up the courage to shed his drag alter-ego. Can DJ Priscilla and accountant Raj reconcile their musical differences.

Watching 24 Hours in A&E, Mission: Impossible - Fallout, Sky Coppers and The Chase are: Rylan Clark, Jamali Maddix, Katherine Ryan, Martin Kemp, Judi Love, Zoe Ball and Bez.

The end is nigh, and four contestants are still in the race to become champion... while Joel Dommett's just having a good time! Alex Horne slaps Armando Iannucci with a flip-flop.

Sarah and her family transform a muddy corner of their pond by building a beautiful boathouse.

In Nottinghamshire, continuous cruiser Jay embarks on his next adventure. On the Shropshire Union Canal, Paul, Anthony and a flotilla of boaters rock up to an Elvis tribute.

In Almería, can the Garners help Christy and Mike move out of their suitcases and into a 'unicorn house'? The Browns help Richard and Sam find their dream holiday home.

Publican Alison dreams of the good life on Spain's Costa Dorada, with its golden beaches, stunning river valleys and hilltop villages. Can Jonnie Irwin find her perfect property for £70k.

Sharon and Paul would love to own a holiday home in the seaside town of Gran Alacant on Spain's southern Costa Blanca. Jean Johansson shows them what £135k can buy.

Heather and John want a characterful bolthole on beautiful Crete. Jasmine Harman shows them detached delights and an ice cream inspiration for £150k. Are any of them 'the one'.

After years of challenges, will Jon and Carmen finally get married? Can Terry and Ashley bring their opulent vision to life.

Jesper and David can't wait to retire and make the permanent move to Valencia's stunning countryside. Jasmine Harman shows them exciting options for their £250k budget.

The first host is 34-year-old carpenter Wes, a dinner party virgin, who experiments with a science-themed evening.

Estate agent Alexandra plans a sophisticated menu of pan-European cuisine. But her starters put Sally's bean phobia under stress, and her veal main is controversial.

Beautician and self-confessed foodie Emma hosts the third night. But one guest describes her main as 'a pet on a plate' and another thinks her whole menu is odd.

Dog-lover Sally hopes to charm with a 'Pretty in Pink' night, complete with posh pink food and pink table decorations. Even her pooches can't escape the pink theme.

Flamboyant extrovert Stephen hopes to win the prize by entertaining his guests with an Ab Fab dress code.

Young farmer Sam's looking for a tractor cab companion who likes to dance. Can cocker spaniel Araf hit the right note? Relaxed Woodgreen resident Fia helps soothe a family in need.

In Woodford Green, widower Shaz wants to preserve her husband's memories while futureproofing her classic Victorian terraced home for her two growing kids.

The staff at Queen's, Nottingham, are shocked as Sister Lou, one of their own, has a major bike accident. And 57-year-old Stuart's fallen off a ladder and fractured his ankle.

A mum-of-three is at St Mary's with major injuries after her taxi crashed into a lamp post. Heidi has multiple wounds from being attacked by dogs and needs major plastic surgery.

The celebs hit the sofa for a new series. What do Rylan and his mum, Tom Allen, Mo Gilligan, Vicky Pattison, Denise Van Outen and many others think of this week's TV.