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Liv's dreamt of owning a holiday home on stunning Cyprus for years and is finally ready to make it happen. With a budget of £87k, can Ben Hillman make her dream come true.

Heather and John want a characterful bolthole on beautiful Crete. Jasmine Harman shows them detached delights and an ice cream inspiration for £150k. Are any of them 'the one'.

Penny wants to move to the Spanish sunshine permanently and run her business from a new home in Málaga. Can Laura Hamilton find her the perfect place for her budget of £120,000.

In Berkshire, Phil's with 1980s Olympic skiing sensation Eddie the Eagle and Karen, who've seen 100 houses in 18 months. Kirstie helps Orla and Luke fend off Basingstoke's buyers.

Can Leigh and Richard transform a derelict 17th-century Cornish flour mill, which is full of rotten timbers and riddled with structural cracks, into a warm, contemporary four-storey home.

Sarah Millican's stand-up special is a comedy education in: how best to eat a kiwi fruit; trying to lose weight but only losing the tip of your finger; and surprisingly funny smear tests.

The end is nigh, and four contestants are still in the race to become champion... while Joel Dommett's just having a good time! Alex Horne slaps Armando Iannucci with a flip-flop.

Famous faces hit the sofa for the week's big shows. What do Rylan and his mum, Tom Allen, Mo Gilligan, Vicky Pattison, Denise Van Outen and others think of this week's offerings.

A welcome look back at the best of the current series. What did the Goggleboxers make of the finest and funniest TV from home and abroad.

Two 19-year-olds take their first steps into the dating world together. A hip-hop artist meets another musician. And can weightlifter Jack give bodybuilder Eloise a lift.

The heli-medics struggle to free Malcolm, who's trapped in his mangled car. When there's a motorbike accident in the Peaks, medics rush to help Jamie, who's fractured his arm.

The staff at Queen's, Nottingham, are shocked as Sister Lou, one of their own, has a major bike accident. And 57-year-old Stuart's fallen off a ladder and fractured his ankle.

The competition kicks off at The King's Head in Addlethorpe, where hospitality queen Helen Coy holds court. A funfair game of hook-a-duck takes the guests back to their childhoods.

The second visit is to the dog-friendly Beck Hall in North Yorkshire, where B&B newbies Louise and Andy Macbeth get a grilling, and one of the guests goes green around the gills.

Avid souvenir collectors Kevin and Julie Shadbolt welcome their rivals to The Albaston in Torquay. Some of the guests are startled by their menagerie of memorabilia.

The final visit is to Hotel Piccadilly in Bournemouth, a dance holiday venue run by Terri and Stewart. But while the female guests give it a whirl, the boys appear to have two left feet..

It's the final day of the competition and the B&Bers meet for one last time to find out how much they've been paid and settle some scores, before the winner is announced.

Dennis and his daughter Holly kick off the competition at their boutique B&B in Norwich, but one guest isn't full of beans at breakfast.

Visit two is to Hawkhurst in Kent, where the B&Bers enjoy a fer-mental afternoon on the beers at a microbrewery, courtesy of hosts Harry and Sarah.

In Oxfordshire, Dawn takes her guests on a tour around Blenheim Palace. All that walking should have everyone knackered - so why does one B&Ber have a restless night.

No 64 at the Joiners in Kent - will have that je ne sais quoi to win the competition. But things get heated in the kitchen during breakfast service.

After a battle of the boutique B&Bs all week, the boutique B&Bers meet up one final time to find out which boutique B&B is the best boutique B&B.

In Belfast, Jennifer's hit a wall trying to balance her budget and wish list. In County Down, can Tony and Val end their Goldilocks search and find somewhere that's just right.

In Berkshire, Phil's with 1980s Olympic skiing sensation Eddie the Eagle and Karen, who've seen 100 houses in 18 months. Kirstie helps Orla and Luke fend off Basingstoke's buyers.

Penny wants to move to the Spanish sunshine permanently and run her business from a new home in Málaga. Can Laura Hamilton find her the perfect place for her budget of £120,000.

Retirees Dawn and Les from Basingstoke want to relocate to sunny south east Cyprus, where they have £100,000 to spend on a property that all four generations of their family can enjoy.

Retirees Liz and Tony want to escape the British winters and explore beautiful Mallorca. Can Jean Johannson find their perfect Balearic bolthole for their £190k budget.

John and Karly dream of owning a holiday home on Spain's Costa Almería for all their family to enjoy. Lee Juggurnauth shows them what their £90k can buy.

The teams create 24 classic Battenberg cakes and 24 re-invented ones, and a Shakespeare-inspired theatrical scene. Whose chance to progress is not to be.

The celebs hit the sofa for a new series. What do Rylan and his mum, Tom Allen, Mo Gilligan, Vicky Pattison, Denise Van Outen and many others think of this week's TV.

Matt Johnson, Glenn Howerton and Jay Baruchel star in the frenetic, flabbergasting and mostly true story of the precipitous rise and fall of the once ubiquitous device.

Bill Nighy and Michael Ward star in director Thea Sharrock's poignant but uplifting sporting drama about The Homeless World Cup.

The end is nigh, and four contestants are still in the race to become champion... while Joel Dommett's just having a good time! Alex Horne slaps Armando Iannucci with a flip-flop.

Cancelled? Dispatches: With the Iran War making jet fuel prices rocket, are foreign holidays out of the question this year? Or are there bargains out there if you know where to look.

The family transform Sarah's dad's old caravan that's tucked away in the corner of the barn into a bijou living and sleeping space for when the family band are on tour.

Paul's towpath pop-up proves a success. A canal breach diverts Jay's journey to Stoke for his stand-up gig. Will he get there in time.

In Alicante, the Rodriguezes aim high to find Paul and Jo the perfect villa. And the Garners hit the jackpot in Almería, leaving Sally and Kevin with a tricky decision.

Sporty couple Debbie and Nick want to buy a holiday home with spectacular views near Dénia on Spain's Costa Blanca. Can Laura Hamilton find their perfect property for £150,000.

Retirees Liz and Tony want to escape the British winters and explore beautiful Mallorca. Can Jean Johannson find their perfect Balearic bolthole for their £190k budget.

Penny wants to move to the Spanish sunshine permanently and run her business from a new home in Málaga. Can Laura Hamilton find her the perfect place for her budget of £120,000.

Alison and Zion prepare for their biggest wedding yet. Vivienne and Simon revamp their terrace for a retirement party. Xavier and Tasha finally get the keys to their dream home.

Taz and Mark want a holiday home on the stunning western Costa del Sol. They're fond of Casares and La Duquesa; can Leah Charles-King find their perfect place for £250k.

Sonya Smith hopes to disguise her lack of cooking ability with her good humour and a 'touch of sparkle'. But with kitchen calamities galore, what will her guests think.

Cockney Glen Wilkie is confident that his menu will be a winner. But his evening goes from disaster to disaster, with tears at the table when he serves his main.

It's all hands on deck as Richard Howse's girlfriend Katy plans his pirate-themed night. But Sonya isn't convinced by the gluten-free fare and Sabi refuses the meaty main.

Sabi Phagura hosts a bhangra-themed evening with traditional Indian food, but can she succeed despite Glen's efforts to wind everyone up.

Corset maker Serine Daou hopes her burlesque night will end the competition on a high. But her gourmet burgers aren't very gourmet, and Glen doesn't like the entertainment.

In an ambitious build, a man attempts to create a mini canal and lock for a narrowboat. And in Denmark, George visits a one-bed hotel housed in an old industrial crane.

In Woodford Green, widower Shaz wants to preserve her husband's memories while futureproofing her classic Victorian terraced home for her two growing kids.

Can Leigh and Richard transform a derelict 17th-century Cornish flour mill, which is full of rotten timbers and riddled with structural cracks, into a warm, contemporary four-storey home.

Two 19-year-olds take their first steps into the dating world together. A hip-hop artist meets another musician. And can weightlifter Jack give bodybuilder Eloise a lift.

What do celebs from Rylan to Tom Allen, Mo Gilligan and Vicky Pattison think of Rivals, Scream 7, Britain's Got Talent, Canal Boat Diaries and much more.

The Goggleboxers watch Coronation Street, Educating Yorkshire, The Great British Bake Off, The Inheritance, Stranded on Honeymoon Island, The Guest and The Dog House.

BAFTA, Golden Globe and Oscar-winning docu-drama with Frances McDormand. A middle-aged woman with no money makes a van her home and takes to the roads of America looking for work.

Emilia Fox and the team re-visit the 1991 case of murdered Widnes mum Vera, who was found slumped in her car and strangled to death minutes after receiving a mysterious phone call.

A mum-of-three is at St Mary's with major injuries after her taxi crashed into a lamp post. Heidi has multiple wounds from being attacked by dogs and needs major plastic surgery.

Sarah turns the old barn into a space for the local community, starting with a charity tea dance. The boys decide to try out wildlife photography and build a deer hide.

After 25 years at home, fledgling boater Tom finally casts off from his parents. In Birmingham, boat life isn't all plain sailing for Gen when her plumbing springs a surprise.

On the Costa Blanca, the Aldertons help Joanne with her million-euro search. In Almería, the Garners juggle competing priorities for Graham and Tracy.

Jasmine Harman helps John and Soussan find their perfect holiday home on Spain's Costa Cálida. They want an apartment with a pool for when their twin grandsons come to visit.

Liv's dreamt of owning a holiday home on stunning Cyprus for years and is finally ready to make it happen. With a budget of £87k, can Ben Hillman make her dream come true.

Karen and Brian are taking the leap and following their dream of making a permanent move to the Málaga province in southern Spain. Leah Charles-King shows them what their £120k can buy.

Intrepid Australians transform unloved chateaux in France. Janet and Philip tackle their towering stairwell. Suzie races to turn a crumbling cattle shed into a wine bar.

Keen golfers John and Adele want the perfect Spanish holiday home in Murcia. Can Ben Hillman chip in with a par-fect option for their budget of £100k.

First to host is make-up artist and impersonator Marcus Hunter-Neill - aka Lady Portia Diamante - who steals the limelight with a red carpet-themed evening.

Jamaican lifeguard Lenny Irving serves up authentic Caribbean cuisine in a bid to impress his guests - particularly glamorous navy officer Fiona.

Feminist writer Cat Anderson hopes to raise the bar with a home-cooked feast and attentive service. But will her bohemian chic style and live music wow her guests.

Charity worker and confident cook Rosie Smyth hopes to win over her guests with her 'come as your teenage self' dress code and a zingy mojito cheesecake.

It's the final day and merchant navy officer Fiona Rush dishes up a nautical-themed evening, featuring maritime entertainment and a very fishy menu.

Frankie the Chihuahua plays it cool when he meets best friends Paulette and Jackie. And can glamorous poodle cross Lola live up to five-year-old Violet's expectations.

In Belfast, Jennifer's hit a wall trying to balance her budget and wish list. In County Down, can Tony and Val end their Goldilocks search and find somewhere that's just right.

The staff at Queen's, Nottingham, are shocked as Sister Lou, one of their own, has a major bike accident. And 57-year-old Stuart's fallen off a ladder and fractured his ankle.

A mum-of-three is at St Mary's with major injuries after her taxi crashed into a lamp post. Heidi has multiple wounds from being attacked by dogs and needs major plastic surgery.

The Goggleboxers watch Coronation Street, Educating Yorkshire, The Great British Bake Off, The Inheritance, Stranded on Honeymoon Island, The Guest and The Dog House.

A welcome look back at the best of the current series. What did the Goggleboxers make of the finest and funniest TV from home and abroad.

Gypsy learns that her ex, Ryan, will be listed as her baby's legal father until a court-ordered paternity test is completed. And Ryan's own social media gossiping isn't helping.

Gypsy and Ken anxiously await the results of their paternity test, and interest on social media is just as high too. To get a break from the scrutiny, Gypsy plans a babymoon trip.

In Berkshire, Phil's with 1980s Olympic skiing sensation Eddie the Eagle and Karen, who've seen 100 houses in 18 months. Kirstie helps Orla and Luke fend off Basingstoke's buyers.

Frankie the Chihuahua plays it cool when he meets best friends Paulette and Jackie. And can glamorous poodle cross Lola live up to five-year-old Violet's expectations.

The family enjoy some time away together as they barge down the Kennet and Avon Canal, explore the hills of Avoncliff on bikes, and swim with an urban mermaid.

Josh and Hayley's boat, Darth Vader, powers up for its journey from Lincoln to Milton Keynes: may the course be with them! Can Gen stay afloat balancing dreams with deadlines.

Sandra and Ann's last-minute change of budget keeps the Rodriguezes on their toes in Alicante. The Aldertons help Gill and Stephen to find their dream pad in Calp.

Joanna and Scott have their hearts set on buying a detached villa with a pool in La Marina Alta on Spain's Costa Blanca. Can Jonnie Irwin find their perfect property for £215,000.

John and Karly dream of owning a holiday home on Spain's Costa Almería for all their family to enjoy. Lee Juggurnauth shows them what their £90k can buy.

Barbara and Leigh met on Cyprus 20 years ago, and now they want a holiday home there to suit the whole family. Can Ben Hillman show them a property that's a perfect fit.

Can Deanne and Richard bring a bit of Brigitte Bardot to their Bordeaux chateau? Near Périgueux, Lia and Richard's kitchen walls are falling down..

Maria and Paul dream of owning a home away from home among the Andalucian countryside, to escape the English winters. Can Craig Rowe find 'the one' for their budget of £270k.

First to host is motivational master and training guru Steve Carlyle, whose 'sophisticated' dinner party does anything but boost his reputation.

Eccentric ghost-tour guide Trevor Rooney throws a fright night-themed evening in a haunted bric-a-brac warehouse, accompanied by his ventriloquist doll, Woody.

Hippy host Annie Albericci hopes to bring peace and love on her festival chic-themed night, with entertainment from Hendrix the dog. But Steve threatens to ruin the mood.

Nurse Yvonne McGill hosts a 1960s-themed dinner party. But she worries that straight-talking Steve will ruin the evening for everyone.

It's a night of flirting and friction on the final day of the competition, as foodie perfectionist Rebecca Ryan throws a Hollywood-themed evening of glitz and glamour.

Cancelled? Dispatches: With the Iran War making jet fuel prices rocket, are foreign holidays out of the question this year? Or are there bargains out there if you know where to look.

The teams create savoury laminated tarts and cream buns, and build modern landmark showpieces out of biscuit. Who'll collapse under the pressure and be saying au revoir.

Young Henry has been hit by a forklift truck driven by his dad. Best mates Dean and Nahum are reeling from a car crash. And 94-year-old Pearl shares a tale of wartime romance.

The heli-medics struggle to free Malcolm, who's trapped in his mangled car. When there's a motorbike accident in the Peaks, medics rush to help Jamie, who's fractured his arm.

What do celebs from Rylan to Tom Allen, Mo Gilligan and Vicky Pattison think of Rivals, Scream 7, Britain's Got Talent, Canal Boat Diaries and much more.