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Can Kirstie's turbulent tactics land flight attendants Scott and Aston a perfect pad near Heathrow? Phil helps Jonny and Juliet tick off their wishlist in Marlow's pricey patches.

A ten-week-old baby has choked on his milk. Tony has a flesh-eating leg infection. And is the bruising on Gerald's leg more serious than he realises.

In a two-part special, a covert police unit track a smuggling operation bringing huge quantities of drugs into the UK. Can they catch the ringleader.

Joaquin Phoenix stars in Ari Aster's fantastical odyssey about an anxiety-riddled man-boy working his way through a variety of psychological horrors to visit his domineering mother.

Love Island, Deal or No Deal, Obsession, The Floor US, Lie with Me, Mighty Truckers and BBC News (England World Cup win).

What do the Goggleboxers think of Blue Lights, Strictly, Victoria Beckham (on Netflix), Slow Horses, Antiques Roadshow, Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and Police Interceptors.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

In Cambridgeshire, Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw rescue Kev's Toyota MR2 Mk1, a classic two-seater sports car with more than its fair share of automotive issues.

A collector with an unusual taste for high-voltage oddities reveals his shocking stash. And Mike and Frank's luck runs cold when they're stonewalled by two brothers.

On his way to Llangollen, Andy stops off to see familiar face Ruth. Tim and Tracey host the first Accessible Waterways Association gathering.

Kelly's looking for an apartment with plenty of facilities in the Black Sea coastal resort of Sunny Beach in Bulgaria. Can Scarlette Douglas find her perfect holiday home for £25,000.

Fran and Noel can't wait to find their perfect holiday home in Andalucía's stunning Pueblos Blancos to enjoy with their two dogs. Can Laura Hamilton find them the one for their £100k.

Lisa's looking for a holiday home on the stunning coastline of southern Alicante. Can her dad and Jasmine Harman help her to bag her dream place.

Kickboxing granny Nina hopes to impress her guests with experimental dishes she's invented, including cucumber stuffed with corned beef, and gravy with coconut.

Barmaid Laura Leibo struggles with the stress of hosting on the second night. Can a robotic dance-off ease the tension.

Police communications officer Esther Kennedy has high standards and plans to host a gourmet dinner party. But her food receives mixed reviews.

Posh art graduate Patrick Fysh hopes to impress his guests with his molecular gastronomy. But some risqué pictures of his girlfriend shock Nina.

On the final night, cheeky chappy Michael Dodsworth keeps it simple in the kitchen, and ups the fun factor after dinner with party games and a piñata.

Laura Hamilton helps Helyn and Kamil find their perfect holiday home in Granada's beautiful Lecrín Valley, where they can relax and unwind. Can their £200k budget buy their dream bolthole.

Polly and Andrew discover what Valencia has to offer for their £250k, from a charming courtyard to a wrap-around balcony to wrap their heads around. Are any of them their perfect place.

AJ Odudu, Gemma Collins, Jessica Hynes and Tim Key make sandwich cakes and a classic tart, and relive their earliest childhood memories in choux.

It's the quarter-final and the teams make afternoon tea desserts and gravity-defying piñatas. Whose chance to progress has been and scone, and who'll smash the second challenge.

Peta is rushed to A&E after coming off her motorbike and being knocked unconscious. Callum has a badly prolapsed stoma. And Libby's been hit in the face while playing hockey.

In Birmingham, Claudia Winkleman, Mika and Tiffany Poon launch the latest search for Britain's best amateur pianists - including the youngest and oldest players ever on the show.

Nicolas Cage is Marvel's soul-hunting, hot-headed-biker antihero. When Mephistopheles's son starts causing trouble in hell, Ghost Rider is forced to sort it out. With Peter Fonda.

What do the Goggleboxers think of Blue Lights, Strictly, Victoria Beckham (on Netflix), Slow Horses, Antiques Roadshow, Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and Police Interceptors.

Love Island, Deal or No Deal, Obsession, The Floor US, Lie with Me, Mighty Truckers and BBC News (England World Cup win).

The heli-medics race to help Yvonne, who's in cardiac arrest. And in the Peaks, they land on top of a steep ridge where Donna collapsed while out walking.

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien restore a metal workbench, a pine chest and the seat from an old pony and trap.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw head to Cambridgeshire to fix up their very first supercar: a rare 1989 Ultima race car that's been gathering dust for 30 years.

Picker: Expert buyers Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz hunt down hidden relics and treasures across the USA. In Memphis, can the guys make a deal with eccentric Prince Mongo.

Rachel and James take boat Ruby out for the first time. Pat and Jill prepare for Halloween. Hannah plans a trip to celebrate her son George starting secondary school.

Daniela dreams of relocating to western Madeira with her two rescue dogs. With sea views and plenty of outside space on her wish list, can Jonnie Irwin find her perfect place for £100,000.

Jesper and David can't wait to retire and make the permanent move to Valencia's stunning countryside. Jasmine Harman shows them five exciting options for £250k.

Polly and Andrew discover what Valencia has to offer for their £250k, from a charming courtyard to a wrap-around balcony to wrap their heads around. Are any of them their perfect place.

Siobhan Parkinson hopes to impress her guests with her homely, no-nonsense menu of chicken liver pâté, slow-cooked lamb and pavlova.

Glamorous Ashley normally has her mum's help with everything - but today she's on her own. And things start to go downhill when she breaks a nail.

French fitness instructor Jean-Jacques hosts with the unusual combination of fancy French food and a 'gym bunny' theme, complete with an assault course.

Electrician and prankster Justin Sumner is determined to prove that you can be both a clubber and a good cook. Will his Chinese food and cheesy crooner do the trick.

House-proud hospitality assistant Lin Rearden takes a super-organised approach to hosting. But can her 'surprise' desserts and party games impress her unruly guests.

Jesper and David can't wait to retire and make the permanent move to Valencia's stunning countryside. Jasmine Harman shows them exciting options for their £250k budget.

Laura Hamilton helps Helyn and Kamil find their perfect holiday home in Granada's beautiful Lecrín Valley, where they can relax and unwind. Can their £200k budget buy their dream bolthole.

A storm threatens to close the port to shipping. Border Force officers discover young women being smuggled into the country. And there's something suspicious in the back of a van.

Lesley Manville stars as a cleaner who saves up and heads to Paris to get herself a Dior couture dress, in director Anthony Fabian's fabulous, Oscar-nominated period comedy drama.

The series that goes behind the scenes at world-leading cancer hospital the Royal Marsden. Aspiring midwife Anthea has a difficult tumour that could lead to arm amputation.

The heli-medics race to help Yvonne, who's in cardiac arrest. And in the Peaks, they land on top of a steep ridge where Donna collapsed while out walking.

Love Island, Deal or No Deal, Obsession, The Floor US, Lie with Me, Mighty Truckers and BBC News (England World Cup win).

What do the Goggleboxers think of Blue Lights, Strictly, Victoria Beckham (on Netflix), Slow Horses, Antiques Roadshow, Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and Police Interceptors.

AJ Odudu, Gemma Collins, Jessica Hynes and Tim Key make sandwich cakes and a classic tart, and relive their earliest childhood memories in choux.

In east Devon, master wheelwrights Greg and Mike Rowland embark on a new commission - building a gun carriage to sit aboard the HMS Warrior.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up Andy's 1950s Ford Pop hot rod, which is jam-packed with modifications - but they're all bent, broken or riddled with rust..

With the roof caving in on his family stockpile, a Kentucky collector is keen to sell whatever he can before it's too late. Which is great news for Mike and Frank.

Rachel, James and Joe head closer to living the continuous-cruiser lifestyle. Folk group The Three Idle Women, whose songs are based on canal life, soft launch their first album.

Midwife and beautician Lisa has been visiting Menorca since she was a child and now wants to buy a family holiday home, with space to create a beauty salon, in the resort of Cala en Porter.

Newly-weds Sue and Tony are starting married life with a difference... in sun-drenched Spain. Can Ben Hillman find them the perfect new home in Almería for their budget of £180k.

Laura Hamilton helps Helyn and Kamil find their perfect holiday home in Granada's beautiful Lecrín Valley, where they can relax and unwind. Can their £200k budget buy their dream bolthole.

Van driver Annie Wroe serves up a racy menu with a risqué name for each course, followed by unconventional entertainment.

After some fiery exchanges on Annie's night, Suzanne Hyde hopes that her 'simple' style of cooking will impress her rivals.

Former sailor Tony hopes to prove he's the best cook in the group with a triple-bird roast and a triple-chocolate mousse. He also makes some bold seating arrangements.

Sarah Joy has witnessed night after night of rows, and now wants to bring a sense of joy to proceedings by rolling out the disco. But she has a last-minute crisis.

On the final night, ex-Navy man Charlie plans to get the party started with a pirate theme, complete with fancy dress and a pirate's fish pie. But can he bag the loot.

Taz and Mark want a holiday home on the stunning western Costa del Sol. They're fond of Casares and La Duquesa; can Leah Charles-King find their perfect place for £250k.

Louise's best friend June has just bought a holiday home in La Duquesa, and now Louise wants to follow suit! Ben Hillman shows her what £120k can buy, but are any of them the perfect place.

Peter and Julia loved the Post Office they ran for 20 years so much that, when they were forced to close it, they decided to convert it into their new home.

A storm threatens to close the port to shipping. Border Force officers discover young women being smuggled into the country. And there's something suspicious in the back of a van.

A ten-week-old baby has choked on his milk. Tony has a flesh-eating leg infection. And is the bruising on Gerald's leg more serious than he realises.

Peta is rushed to A&E after coming off her motorbike and being knocked unconscious. Callum has a badly prolapsed stoma. And Libby's been hit in the face while playing hockey.

A rolling cast of famous faces, some of Britain's favourite personalities, hit the sofa for the week's big shows, sharing their sharp, insightful and funny points of view.

Love Island, Deal or No Deal, Obsession, The Floor US, Lie with Me, Mighty Truckers and BBC News (England World Cup win).

It's Joe Wilkinson and Josh Widdicombe v Rhod Gilbert and Thaniya Moore. Frankie Monroe joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. Plus, of course, Rachel and Jimmy too.

The wheels well and truly come off as quiz master Jimmy Carr faces the most chaotic moments from the Big Fat archives, with Jonathan Ross, Katherine Ryan and more.

Oliver, who has Tourette's syndrome, hopes to bag his first ever girlfriend. Claire, who's usually surrounded by builders, wants to lay the foundations of a dream relationship.

We follow the world-renowned doctors delivering bespoke treatments at eye-watering price tags. Groom-to-be Luke gets a £30k smile, and Carys stops by for a non-surgical lip flip.

In east Devon, master wheelwrights Greg and Mike Rowland embark on a new commission - building a gun carriage to sit aboard the HMS Warrior.

Phil and Justine love the Costa del Sol, and now that they've retired, they're looking for the perfect place to enjoy the Spanish sunshine. Will Mijas deliver their dream for £200k.

Craig and his daughter Holly are pooling their resources to buy a holiday home in their favourite destination, Mallorca. With a £180,000 budget, can Danni Menzies find their perfect place.

The first host, party-loving support worker Emma Parsons, reckons that she can win the competition on personality alone.

Adam James pops to the salon to top up his tan before he starts cooking, but he gets in a muddle in the kitchen, on a night featuring very bright cabbage and a 'vajazzle'.

Hairdressing entrepreneur Lisa Styles plans to impress her guests with her butler-staffed mansion and prize-winning stallion. But Emma compares her main course to an armpit.

Family man Hal Dervish serves up six different dishes for his meze starter and four different meats for his main, followed by Turkish dancing in the garden.

Posh magistrate Diane hopes to inject a little sophistication into the competition by hosting a black-tie event on the final night.

In Worthing and Portsmouth, pensioners Bill and Hilary, dance fans Micaela and Sanchez, and kids' entertainer Doug and his partner Patsy compete in a week of hippie happenings and hip-hop.

Competing to host the best party in Grimsby are straight-talking Mel and Patrick, seasoned ravers Vanessa and Steve and lovebirds Amber and Ryan, whose matching pink outfits raise eyebrows.

Louise's best friend June has just bought a holiday home in La Duquesa, and now Louise wants to follow suit! Ben Hillman shows her what £120k can buy, but are any of them the perfect place.

Laura Hamilton helps Helyn and Kamil find their perfect holiday home in Granada's beautiful Lecrín Valley, where they can relax and unwind. Can their £200k budget buy their dream bolthole.

Polly and Andrew discover what Valencia has to offer for their £250k, from a charming courtyard to a wrap-around balcony to wrap their heads around. Are any of them their perfect place.

Lisa's looking for a holiday home on the stunning coastline of southern Alicante. Can her dad and Jasmine Harman help her to bag her dream place.

Kirstie helps Gwyneth and James navigate head-versus-heart to find a home near Glasgow where they can start a family. In Stirling, Phil balances Lorraine and her daughters' needs.

Howard and Sarah build a sleek, angled, metallic floating home on a tidal estuary near Worthing. But with the constant tidal shifts disrupting construction, will it sink or swim.

The wheels well and truly come off as quiz master Jimmy Carr faces the most chaotic moments from the Big Fat archives, with Jonathan Ross, Katherine Ryan and more.

It's Joe Wilkinson and Josh Widdicombe v Rhod Gilbert and Thaniya Moore. Frankie Monroe joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. Plus, of course, Rachel and Jimmy too.